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Re: Pastor Chris Warns Comedians: Don't Joke With Men Of God! by misreal(m): 11:59am On Jul 08, 2015 |
akoaki:every person is equal before God,but the anointing on every man's life is not equal..some men are just too anointed by God to be played with..remember Elijah and children,Elisha and his servant,moses and Egypt.mehn I could go on forever. 2 Likes |
Re: Pastor Chris Warns Comedians: Don't Joke With Men Of God! by hadizasaf: 11:59am On Jul 08, 2015 |
Re: Pastor Chris Warns Comedians: Don't Joke With Men Of God! by eminikansoso(m): 11:59am On Jul 08, 2015 |
Ishilove:Yes ![]() ![]() not until they (pastors) gave us false prophesy in order to enrich their pockets. |
Re: Pastor Chris Warns Comedians: Don't Joke With Men Of God! by Nobody: 12:00pm On Jul 08, 2015 |
akoaki: Thanks for the add up |
Re: Pastor Chris Warns Comedians: Don't Joke With Men Of God! by sebali: 12:01pm On Jul 08, 2015 |
Ishilove: Anointing my foot Na me no carry Anointing. 1 Like |
Re: Pastor Chris Warns Comedians: Don't Joke With Men Of God! by kilode100(f): 12:02pm On Jul 08, 2015 |
sonofananimal: Oga Animal, no be preek? Left matter jare. 2 Likes |
Re: Pastor Chris Warns Comedians: Don't Joke With Men Of God! by misreal(m): 12:02pm On Jul 08, 2015 |
sukkot:you will slap him,but you are not a violent person.and you wouldn't physically slap him..hahahahah...you are just contradicting yourself sir.... |
Re: Pastor Chris Warns Comedians: Don't Joke With Men Of God! by OmniSparrow: 12:02pm On Jul 08, 2015 |
kilode100:Huh!!! I still try small na. |
Re: Pastor Chris Warns Comedians: Don't Joke With Men Of God! by doskie(m): 12:03pm On Jul 08, 2015 |
lucksonlight:where is Johnson sulieman and all his 2015 election promises and spiritual foresight? ohh.... bad market. 1 Like |
Re: Pastor Chris Warns Comedians: Don't Joke With Men Of God! by nwakaibeya1: 12:04pm On Jul 08, 2015 |
you must joke with pastors who are not genuine 95% are not genuine and we speak with authority?where are even the genuine ones?but why do they even answer pastor when it is written that pastors have destroyed the vineyard of the God of justice?see Jeremiah 12:10 for those who dont know where it is in the bible:Many pastors have destroyed my vineyard, they have trodden my portion under foot, they have made my pleasant portion a desolate wilderness.and human beigns still answer the name pastor and they can never show this portion of the bible to their spiritually blind followers ,only to say to you do not joke with pastors?you that is reading us as we have opened your eyes to see this hot truth but if you ask them they will tell you stories in defense of this part of the bible but not to us who have the unbeleivable POWER and the LIGHT and the MANTLE of real JESUSCHRIST?you that is parading this kind of story about pastors will never put what we have said here in the front page of nairaland afterall what you have read from us here no pastor or prophet on earth can say or write it ie that kingdom of God of justice ,the light ,the mantle has comeback and judgement has come back on the earth and we are capable to proove it beyond reasonable doubt or dont you and them know what it means for the kingdom to come?be that as it may be,DO HUMAN BEIGNS REALLY LIKE TO HEAR THE TRUTH?::::: authority has come back to the earth,BEHOLD we are not begging human beigns to accept our truth and revelation and that is why we have told them,this is power as of old , that go and sin no more power of REAL Jesus Christ which is unbelievable to human beigns , so cant you see that we are wiser than you that criticize us?dont forget this that many are pretenders INFACT THEY are pretenders who will rather die that accept defeat just like Pharoah of bible time who preferred to sink in the ocean than accept defeat from moses even though pharoah knew the truth just like may evil people who read us knows our truth and revelation and many of his , pharoahs descendants are still in existence today so you that is ignorant and blind spiritually will not know but we know by the reason of the light and the mantle and the power that be and that is why we reveal the HIDDEN mystery OF HUMANBEIGNS ?you that think that you are wise?many human beigns like to stand at the gate of heaven ,enter they will never enter ,also allow others to enter they will never allow others to enter so you must think humanbeigns:we are speaking by the power that is unbelievable to human beigns *this is typical of all our truth and revelation and explanations about the night people ,the rich people and evil marine and occult world and those whom human beings believe in them so much that they were called by God or where made rich by God who are in existence today as being powerful and others as the descendants of the prophets and priests referred to here in the bible @#### Jeremiah 5,25, Your wrongdoings have kept God away;your sins have deprived you of good and peace and night sleep.26 “Among my people are the wicked,who lie in wait like men who snare birds and like those who set traps to catch people.27 Like cages full of birds,their houses are full of deceit;they have become rich and powerful,28 and have grown fat and sleek.Their evil deeds have no limit; they do not seek Gods justice and secular.They do not promote the case of the fatherless;they do not defend the just cause of the poor even when they do its for their own selfish reason unknowingly to the those benefiting from them?.29 Should I not punish them for this?”declares the Lord.“Should I not avenge myself.on such a nation as this?30 “A horrible and shocking thing has happened in the land,31 The prophets prophesy lies, the priests rule by their own authority,and my people love it this way.But what will you do in the end?is it not those we call CHAMELEONS Let this phrase as follows sink in you and we repeat that we keep telling you human beigns about them that are being referred to in those passages by God himself hence judgement has come again or cant you see the judgment is all over the place even though the worst judgement is happening spiritually now but because those being judged are pretenders we repeat who will rather die that accept defeat just like Pharoah of bible time who preferred to sink in the ocean than accept defeat from moses even though pharoah knew the truth just like may evil people who read us knows our truth and revelation and many of his pharoahs descendants are still in existence today so you that is ignorant and blind spiritually will not know but we know by the reason of the light and the mantle and the power that be and that is why we reveal the mystery ?you that think that you are wise?this is words of authority and power from real Jesus CHRIST, that we declare and they are spirits,who can battle with the God of justice,he that made the spiritual laws?we are not begging human beigns to accept the truth and thats why we have told them this is power as of Jesus Christ which is unbelievable to human beigns so cant you see that we are wiser than you that criticize us BUT AS USUAL ONLY TIME WILL TELL WHO IS GENUINE OR NOT?DO NOT SAY YOU WHERE NOT TOLD THAT KINGDOM OF GOD OF JUSTICE HAS COME AND JUDGEMENT HAS COME BACK TO THE EARTH:YOU ARE PERMITTED TO INVESTIGATE BUT HOW WOULD YOU INVESTIGATE WHEN YOU ARE SPIRITUALLY BLIND?JEREMIAH 5,21-22 |
Re: Pastor Chris Warns Comedians: Don't Joke With Men Of God! by eminikansoso(m): 12:04pm On Jul 08, 2015 |
Rastamann:like a pastor from northwest of Nigeria name pastor O Dauda ![]() ![]() |
Re: Pastor Chris Warns Comedians: Don't Joke With Men Of God! by Nobody: 12:05pm On Jul 08, 2015 |
kilode100: ![]() |
Re: Pastor Chris Warns Comedians: Don't Joke With Men Of God! by sukkot: 12:05pm On Jul 08, 2015 |
misreal:its a symbolic statement. it shows what i think of him. i think he is a thief and a hustler. he is pimping the bible for money. he is a theological pi-mp 2 Likes |
Re: Pastor Chris Warns Comedians: Don't Joke With Men Of God! by lucksonlight(m): 12:06pm On Jul 08, 2015 |
akoaki:i n the words of pastor Chris 'pastors occupy a sacred office'. Remember what d bible said 'touch not my anointed' |
Re: Pastor Chris Warns Comedians: Don't Joke With Men Of God! by akoaki(m): 12:07pm On Jul 08, 2015 |
gbabi69: Doctors are more spiritually acceptable because they help to preserve the lives which God created. They are neither arrogant, pompous nor deceitful. Everyone can see the physical evidences of their handiwork unlike the other class that is self serving , self enriching and having most of their work based on illusions. |
Re: Pastor Chris Warns Comedians: Don't Joke With Men Of God! by Tallesty1(m): 12:07pm On Jul 08, 2015 |
okeke00: ![]() 2 Likes |
Re: Pastor Chris Warns Comedians: Don't Joke With Men Of God! by Ifebazz(m): 12:08pm On Jul 08, 2015 |
lucksonlight:Thank God he said he used the right terms, "...called by God" hence we shall continue to poke those that called God cos they're causing more harm than good to over gullible Nigerians. 1 Like |
Re: Pastor Chris Warns Comedians: Don't Joke With Men Of God! by suwalee(f): 12:08pm On Jul 08, 2015 |
Owk we won't mess with MOG buh dey can mess nd disrespect us cos God called dem abi? Everyone has limits tell d MOG not to put his flocks in positions dat wud make dem disrespect dem 1 Like |
Re: Pastor Chris Warns Comedians: Don't Joke With Men Of God! by misreal(m): 12:08pm On Jul 08, 2015 |
nwakaibeya1:please kindly summarise your write,I can't seem to get it.. |
Re: Pastor Chris Warns Comedians: Don't Joke With Men Of God! by bamysquare(m): 12:08pm On Jul 08, 2015 |
:-XDONT JOKE WITH GOD AND HIS WORD:GOD WARNS....WHO IS A BIGGER OFFENDER PEOPLE THAT JOKE WITH BACKSLIDED PASTORS OR PEOPLE THAT ADULTERATE GOD'S WORDS |
Re: Pastor Chris Warns Comedians: Don't Joke With Men Of God! by acvictor(m): 12:08pm On Jul 08, 2015 |
Noted! |
Re: Pastor Chris Warns Comedians: Don't Joke With Men Of God! by kilode100(f): 12:09pm On Jul 08, 2015 |
sonofananimal: Nothing dey end jare... My mother told me this same thing just to keep me in check. Nothing dey happen. 4 Likes |
Re: Pastor Chris Warns Comedians: Don't Joke With Men Of God! by misreal(m): 12:10pm On Jul 08, 2015 |
sukkot:I thank God that you are not God.if you think he is a thief.please arrest him.never judge a man when his master has not judged him.. |
Re: Pastor Chris Warns Comedians: Don't Joke With Men Of God! by Emu4life(m): 12:10pm On Jul 08, 2015 |
Ishilove:Doz ones wey dey tel pple make dem chop grass nko ![]() ![]() 1 Like |
Re: Pastor Chris Warns Comedians: Don't Joke With Men Of God! by fzero: 12:12pm On Jul 08, 2015 |
kilode100:You just dey form wetin u no be. Ode |
Re: Pastor Chris Warns Comedians: Don't Joke With Men Of God! by Codims82(m): 12:12pm On Jul 08, 2015 |
We don hear. Any other thing. |
Re: Pastor Chris Warns Comedians: Don't Joke With Men Of God! by kilode100(f): 12:13pm On Jul 08, 2015 |
fzero: When did I form? 2 Likes |
Re: Pastor Chris Warns Comedians: Don't Joke With Men Of God! by akoaki(m): 12:14pm On Jul 08, 2015 |
lucksonlight: That quotation is correct to a limited extent. Many pastors have been jailed (touched) in law courts in deviance of that scripture. Please wake up to the realities of physical life. 1 Like |
Re: Pastor Chris Warns Comedians: Don't Joke With Men Of God! by rattlesnake(m): 12:15pm On Jul 08, 2015 |
We are all equal |
Re: Pastor Chris Warns Comedians: Don't Joke With Men Of God! by Nobody: 12:15pm On Jul 08, 2015 |
Ishilove: Abegi!!! You guys should chill. I'm sure even God enjoys a good laugh once in a while (it's in the bible). So long as one isn't insulting them, joking shouldn't be a problem. 1 Like |
Re: Pastor Chris Warns Comedians: Don't Joke With Men Of God! by Nobody: 12:15pm On Jul 08, 2015 |
Ishilove: Yet when they make mockery of the prophet of Islam and they react, u guys call it extremism. hmmm |
Re: Pastor Chris Warns Comedians: Don't Joke With Men Of God! by sukkot: 12:15pm On Jul 08, 2015 |
misreal:his master has judged him already. you are just too blind to see 2 peter 2 vs 3 And through covetousness shall they with feigned words make merchandise of you: whose judgment now of a long time lingereth not, and their damnation slumbereth not. -- THIS IS YOUR OYAKHILOME BEING JUDGED ecclesiastes 8 vs 11 Because sentence against an evil work is not executed speedily, therefore the heart of the sons of men is fully set in them to do evil. ---- THIS IS WHY HE HAS GROWN WINGS AND IS TALKING RUBBISH 2 Likes 1 Share |
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