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Re: Pastor Chris Warns Comedians: Don't Joke With Men Of God! by MKO4ever(m): 12:16pm On Jul 08, 2015 |
The squabble between the founder of Believers Love World (aka Christ Embassy) Pastor Chris Oyakhilome, and his wife, Anita, has further worsened with Mr Oyakhilome now removed as a trustee of a United Kingdom’s branch of the church. According to reports, with Mr. Oyakhilome’s removal, his wife, Anita, now presides over a seven-man Board of Trustees (BoT) of the N8.2 billion rich branch http://www.osundefender.org/?p=189736 Anita Oyakhilome, the frustrted wife of Nigeria’s most flamboyant preacher, Chris Oyakhilome has obviously passed through 15 years of adulterous endurance and what she needs is our prayers and protective respect and defense of her choices to forget all the anti-rhapsody of heartbreak she endured all these years. Fifteen (15) years of being abandoned by a preacher husband is not an easy way of life for a preacher’s wife. Fifteen (15) years of hearing that some mini skirted daughters of Jezebel have taken over your possession is not a joke. Fifteen years of a husband not staying with the wife for up to a week on a stretch, while spending time with some double breasted figure eight(ed) daughters of eve is not an easy thing to swallow. 15 years of being used as a showcase to make church members believe in Rhapsodies of Blissful Union, while dying in silence, is not a palatable experience for any woman. Fifteen years of being called Mama, Mummy, and other glorified names of Senior Pastor’s wife while some domestic harems sneer at the same Mummy behind is not a sweet experience. For goodness sake, this woman never probably had a good kiss in fifteen years and yet she is being accused of carnality for crying out loud. http://dailypost.ng/2014/10/10/obinna-akukwe-15-years-adulterous-endurance-defence-anita-oyakhilome/ 2 Likes |
Re: Pastor Chris Warns Comedians: Don't Joke With Men Of God! by jossymekoos: 12:17pm On Jul 08, 2015 |
Bullshit. Don't joke with pastors my foot. And he is one of d pastors we shudnt joke with. U can't put dat fear in me so dat u wil exploit me like ur members. Mtweeeeeeee 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Pastor Chris Warns Comedians: Don't Joke With Men Of God! by Freiburger(m): 12:19pm On Jul 08, 2015 |
sebali: |
Re: Pastor Chris Warns Comedians: Don't Joke With Men Of God! by acvictor(m): 12:19pm On Jul 08, 2015 |
bamysquare:tenk U! |
Re: Pastor Chris Warns Comedians: Don't Joke With Men Of God! by lucksonlight(m): 12:20pm On Jul 08, 2015 |
akoaki:. Hv u forgotten that apostles of christ were also jailed nd killed? 1 Like |
Re: Pastor Chris Warns Comedians: Don't Joke With Men Of God! by joseph1832(m): 12:23pm On Jul 08, 2015 |
lucksonlight:Abeg make we hear word joor!. These are the gimmicks these men of god use to keep the foolish multitude in check. 3 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Pastor Chris Warns Comedians: Don't Joke With Men Of God! by misreal(m): 12:24pm On Jul 08, 2015 |
sukkot:OK oh...your blood be on your head.. |
Re: Pastor Chris Warns Comedians: Don't Joke With Men Of God! by sukkot: 12:27pm On Jul 08, 2015 |
misreal:you just dont understand how the bible works. thats why you are in mental prison. hopefully one day you will be freed from your mental and spiritual bondage 1 Like |
Re: Pastor Chris Warns Comedians: Don't Joke With Men Of God! by Teekrayne(m): 12:30pm On Jul 08, 2015 |
Ese00:......... Report to ur camp |
Re: Pastor Chris Warns Comedians: Don't Joke With Men Of God! by misreal(m): 12:32pm On Jul 08, 2015 |
sukkot:don't worry I have the holy ghost who interpreted the scripture for me,that's y I don't judge anyman.. |
Re: Pastor Chris Warns Comedians: Don't Joke With Men Of God! by Teekrayne(m): 12:33pm On Jul 08, 2015 |
Shat app!!! Pastor wey dey fry him hair all in the name of beauty! Ur bleaching cream don finish U don dey black oooo ;DShat app!!! Pastor wey dey fry him hair all in the name of beauty! Ur bleaching cream don finish U don dey black oooo |
Re: Pastor Chris Warns Comedians: Don't Joke With Men Of God! by Maximus85(m): 12:35pm On Jul 08, 2015 |
lucksonlight: Order for this sermon now. I receive free but you will pay for it if you want it. Yeah, I am a man of god collecting gate fee in my church. Even when I read a popular scripture, all my followers will start shouting and applauding. |
Re: Pastor Chris Warns Comedians: Don't Joke With Men Of God! by jutino(f): 12:35pm On Jul 08, 2015 |
acidtalk:who are you to judge. |
Re: Pastor Chris Warns Comedians: Don't Joke With Men Of God! by sukkot: 12:35pm On Jul 08, 2015 |
misreal:again you dont understand what you are talking about. if you truly have the holy ghost in you, as you claim, then that makes you a spiritual man, and as a spiritual man you can judge any man. see, i dont think you have ever read the bible a day in your life 1 corinthians 2 vs 15 But he that is spiritual judgeth all things, yet he himself is judged of no man. |
Re: Pastor Chris Warns Comedians: Don't Joke With Men Of God! by Smooyis(m): 12:36pm On Jul 08, 2015 |
Rastamann:Do not judge. Ok how do u differentiate the two groups. It is better to obey the counsel of the wise. |
Re: Pastor Chris Warns Comedians: Don't Joke With Men Of God! by misreal(m): 12:37pm On Jul 08, 2015 |
sukkot:k |
Re: Pastor Chris Warns Comedians: Don't Joke With Men Of God! by lomprico(m): 12:43pm On Jul 08, 2015 |
Pastors elevating themselves to 'God status' So that they can tell u to donate ur life savings to them without questioning. We go fear God fear una join too. pastor oyaks but u can fuçk around (ur wife said so) rubbish. 2 Likes |
Re: Pastor Chris Warns Comedians: Don't Joke With Men Of God! by Nobody: 12:46pm On Jul 08, 2015 |
Oyakilomeh your days are numbered. Apostle Paul rebuked Apostle Peter to his face despite he is an Apostle.. and you a man of yourself is here spewing trash.... 1 Like |
Re: Pastor Chris Warns Comedians: Don't Joke With Men Of God! by ahamonyeka(m): 12:58pm On Jul 08, 2015 |
Really?so they should joke with men of devil . |
Re: Pastor Chris Warns Comedians: Don't Joke With Men Of God! by akara(m): 1:00pm On Jul 08, 2015 |
Me thinks the Pastors are the one joking with God. We are ALL men of God as created by God. Whoever says God called me show proof with God's phone number. 1 Like |
Re: Pastor Chris Warns Comedians: Don't Joke With Men Of God! by mentorandfriend(m): 1:01pm On Jul 08, 2015 |
Ishilove:Its my pleasure knowing this side of you. |
Re: Pastor Chris Warns Comedians: Don't Joke With Men Of God! by onetrack(m): 1:07pm On Jul 08, 2015 |
In my opinion, since god does not exist, it therefore follows that there are no 'men of god'. So comedians may make fun of any pastor or mallam or priest that they wish. |
Re: Pastor Chris Warns Comedians: Don't Joke With Men Of God! by shotster50(m): 1:10pm On Jul 08, 2015 |
Men of god or god of Men.. which one?! |
Re: Pastor Chris Warns Comedians: Don't Joke With Men Of God! by hibbayueei(m): 1:11pm On Jul 08, 2015 |
Datz true. Am so late for my meeting and I ve not gone 2ru the files/Am traveling and I will need sumtin to kip me busy/My phone memory is filled up, I need to free some space/i need to transfer files from my computer to my Phone or Tablets/ I need to watch a video or play music or read files I downloaded from my phone on my TV screen or Tablets or computer .... THEN what you need is an OTG Smartphones Dual USB Flash drive... Check my signature/profile for more information. |
Re: Pastor Chris Warns Comedians: Don't Joke With Men Of God! by 4X4: 1:12pm On Jul 08, 2015 |
lucksonlight: ITS NOT GOD TRYING TO DESTROY THE MAN . ITS THE PASTORS WITH THEIR MONEY AND CONNECTIONS TRYING TO DESTROY THE MAN . |
Re: Pastor Chris Warns Comedians: Don't Joke With Men Of God! by GentleFrank(m): 1:13pm On Jul 08, 2015 |
This is a very serious issue. So comedians shouuld hencefortth take good note of this word. |
Re: Pastor Chris Warns Comedians: Don't Joke With Men Of God! by CecyAdrian(f): 1:14pm On Jul 08, 2015 |
sukkot:Woah!! U don finish talk 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Pastor Chris Warns Comedians: Don't Joke With Men Of God! by Richman15: 1:28pm On Jul 08, 2015 |
Rastamann:Foolish comment. All religious Leaders should be Respected. Judgement belong to God, let God be d Judge, Ok. |
Re: Pastor Chris Warns Comedians: Don't Joke With Men Of God! by Daveflex(m): 1:30pm On Jul 08, 2015 |
They better listen o |
Re: Pastor Chris Warns Comedians: Don't Joke With Men Of God! by Richman15: 1:35pm On Jul 08, 2015 |
Smooyis:Wise Comment, God bless U. |
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