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Re: Pastor Chris Warns Comedians: Don't Joke With Men Of God! by systemz(m): 5:24pm On Jul 08, 2015
mmafhew:
Indirectly dnt joke with "BUSINESS MEN"
The best comment so far....
Re: Pastor Chris Warns Comedians: Don't Joke With Men Of God! by ebukaOtika(m): 5:35pm On Jul 08, 2015
doublewisdom:
Why? But some pastors mock God.

GBAM.
Re: Pastor Chris Warns Comedians: Don't Joke With Men Of God! by Nobody: 5:51pm On Jul 08, 2015
Ishilove:
Very true. Men of God carry a high anointing and one should be careful when using them as butts of jokes.

What about the comedy that goes on every sunday at the embassy? grin
Re: Pastor Chris Warns Comedians: Don't Joke With Men Of God! by Nobody: 6:11pm On Jul 08, 2015
If "Men of God" can't take a joke then they don't deserve their jobs. Being joked about does not reduce your effectiveness in performing "miracles" so I see no reason for issuing a warning.
Re: Pastor Chris Warns Comedians: Don't Joke With Men Of God! by dayodare49o: 6:24pm On Jul 08, 2015
That is true, you should not joke with men of god for the following reasons.

1 Many of them have political connection and they can execise the power if frustrated.

2. They can afford any amount to tell police to deal with you at will nothing you can do about it.

3 they can afford private jet which you can not afford so, why should you open your mouths and insult those that are more successful than as you do.

4 they are religious celibraties. Who are you? nothing! why should you joke with them.

5 they can prophesy what they want to happen to you and if it does not happen, secret agents can help them to push the prophecies to come to pass.

6 it is better to joke with their god than the pastors. Say all sort of evil words agaist their gods no problem but if you say it against pastors you are in danger.

7. Pastors are listed among the richest men of the world, they can afford to buy, slaughter and eat you so keep shut.

8. Many of them have many gods like god of thunder, god of hanger, god of iron, god of mammon,...god of pride and and if they unleash their gods upon you, you will be in danger.


So beware.

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Re: Pastor Chris Warns Comedians: Don't Joke With Men Of God! by Nobody: 6:53pm On Jul 08, 2015
noted.




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Re: Pastor Chris Warns Comedians: Don't Joke With Men Of God! by Olamyyde(m): 7:11pm On Jul 08, 2015
Redmosquito:
[b] Oh Please!
I promised I'd stop doing any comments, but mehn! this topic piqued my interest.



Minion: Dark Master of Destruction! News reach us. The Nigerian men of God have commanded that they be exempt from all works of comedy. They warn that their highly anointed offices wields great spiritual power. That mockery of that office, is dangerous affair.

Hades: Hmm! Lowly minion! The people do not understand, how beautiful it would be if they did. How can one man stand up and say to another "mock me and be done with", in this time and age where even their Presidents and World rulers are used as subject of comedy. Even their Obamas and their Buhari can be freely laughed about, then why not them. Why will he say "do not mock men of God"? Why not say "do not mock God"? Is the man of God not but still a man? A mere buildup of bone and hair like other men. Does blood not still run in his veins? Why does he not say also "respect all men in high places, respect all elected officials, people that weild political power over other people"? He only says "Respect spiritual power" and he remains indifferent to the people that weild all other forms of power. Men should not be ao blinded. They should not forget that Men who claim to have power have wreaked the most destruction and the most beauty upon their world. Do not forget to think with logic.

Minion: Dark King! Your knowledge illuminates and baffles me all at once.
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Mehn...it's been almost 2 years since i last saw a comment like this. You've been truly missed on nl wink
Re: Pastor Chris Warns Comedians: Don't Joke With Men Of God! by Nobody: 7:39pm On Jul 08, 2015
But this man wasn't called by God.....smh
Re: Pastor Chris Warns Comedians: Don't Joke With Men Of God! by CharlieMaria(m): 8:27pm On Jul 08, 2015
Clown
Re: Pastor Chris Warns Comedians: Don't Joke With Men Of God! by Sammiejo: 9:42pm On Jul 08, 2015
[quote author=Minet16 post=35623781 [/quote]
Interestingly the originator of that joke is a trained and ordained pastor- Gordons.
Re: Pastor Chris Warns Comedians: Don't Joke With Men Of God! by lucksonlight(m): 9:52pm On Jul 08, 2015
I don't knw y sum pple re stubborn, wat is hard in nt including a man of God in ur jokes. There re still thousands of things to joke abt.
Re: Pastor Chris Warns Comedians: Don't Joke With Men Of God! by Nobody: 10:03pm On Jul 08, 2015
mildflame:
SHAAARAP u r a JOKE to Pastorhood
And that's how your life will become a joke. May God have mercy on your soul and forgive you
Re: Pastor Chris Warns Comedians: Don't Joke With Men Of God! by mildflame: 1:24am On Jul 09, 2015
MissGdope:

And that's how your life will become a joke. May God have mercy on your soul and forgive you

BTS IJN.....Back to sender in JESUS name
Re: Pastor Chris Warns Comedians: Don't Joke With Men Of God! by BRIGHTRIVERS(m): 3:36am On Jul 09, 2015
lekjons:
MTN be like, follow Pastor Chris on "things/people you musn't joke with" send 'DJWP' to 33325 abosolutely free(incomplete)...........................................................................................................................................................*after 6hrs probably by midnite* NEXT MSG ...for 3 days!! gringringrin
U dey my mind grin
lekjons:
MTN be like, follow Pastor Chris on "things/people you musn't joke with" send 'DJWP' to 33325 abosolutely free(incomplete)...........................................................................................................................................................*after 6hrs probably by midnite* NEXT MSG ...for 3 days!! gringringrin
U dey my mind

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Re: Pastor Chris Warns Comedians: Don't Joke With Men Of God! by drnoel: 5:51am On Jul 09, 2015
Ishilove:
Very true. Men of God carry a high anointing and one should be careful when using them as butts of jokes.

Which world do u come from. Oh, I forgot.....nigeria. U come from space.

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Re: Pastor Chris Warns Comedians: Don't Joke With Men Of God! by Nobody: 8:44am On Jul 09, 2015
dayodare49o:
That is true, you should not joke with men of god for the following reasons.

1 Many of them have political connection and they can execise the power if frustrated.

2. They can afford any amount to tell police to deal with you at will nothing you can do about it.

3 they can afford private jet which you can not afford so, why should you open your mouths and insult those that are more successful than as you do.

4 they are religious celibraties. Who are you? nothing! why should you joke with them.

5 they can prophesy what they want to happen to you and if it does not happen, secret agents can help them to push the prophecies to come to pass.

6 it is better to joke with their god than the pastors. Say all sort of evil words agaist their gods no problem but if you say it against pastors you are in danger.

7. Pastors are listed among the richest men of the world, they can afford to buy, slaughter and eat you so keep shut.

8. Many of them have many gods like god of thunder, god of hanger, god of iron, god of mammon,...god of pride and and if they unleash their gods upon you, you will be in danger.


So beware.

Just look at your statement, I dont know why pastor worshippers should be allowed to post thrash here.
Is it not your offerings and tithe they use to buy the jet and police, you put them in that position and you still worship them.
Shame on you.

Look

Re: Pastor Chris Warns Comedians: Don't Joke With Men Of God! by dayodare49o: 12:50pm On Jul 09, 2015
[quote author=kaeforum post=35655283][/quote]May you never know peace. may all your struggle be in vain. May heaven hate you, may your days be bitter, may you never have reason to live. Amen
Re: Pastor Chris Warns Comedians: Don't Joke With Men Of God! by YabaLeftist: 10:10pm On Jul 09, 2015
And he really think he's a man of God? Mtcheww!
Re: Pastor Chris Warns Comedians: Don't Joke With Men Of God! by Iceflox(f): 10:41pm On Jul 09, 2015
please you people should leave joke to pastors, na pastors get joke
Re: Pastor Chris Warns Comedians: Don't Joke With Men Of God! by Weah96: 10:46pm On Jul 09, 2015
keyzid:
Very true. A whole lot of these actress/actors and comedians think they can just go around cracking and filming their jokes /plays trying to make fun out of a quote or religion issues. You have to respect God. He is your creator. God has created so many inanimate things and animate ones and has given you brains to make fun out of numerous things without hearing religion issues.

Which God?

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Re: Pastor Chris Warns Comedians: Don't Joke With Men Of God! by Weah96: 10:49pm On Jul 09, 2015
lucksonlight:
I don't knw y sum pple re stubborn, wat is hard in nt including a man of God in ur jokes. There re still thousands of things to joke abt.

I don't believe in his God. IMO, he's telling lies not unlike politicians and common criminals. His life is a big joke and it would be a travesty to ignore that.
Re: Pastor Chris Warns Comedians: Don't Joke With Men Of God! by anicheibo: 1:50am On Jul 10, 2015
Complete nonsense...
Re: Pastor Chris Warns Comedians: Don't Joke With Men Of God! by Nobody: 9:36am On Jul 10, 2015
mildflame:


BTS IJN.....Back to sender in JESUS name
look who's praying in Jesus name.
ignorance
Re: Pastor Chris Warns Comedians: Don't Joke With Men Of God! by mildflame: 3:02pm On Jul 10, 2015
MissGdope:

look who's praying in Jesus name.
ignorance
Madam ITK (I TOO KNOW) it seems u r a ZEALOT, father Lord under ur hand nia him I de IJN 10x
Re: Pastor Chris Warns Comedians: Don't Joke With Men Of God! by lucksonlight(m): 10:19pm On Jul 10, 2015
Snipes009:
But this man wasn't called by God.....smh
hw do u knw? Do nt judge
Re: Pastor Chris Warns Comedians: Don't Joke With Men Of God! by lucksonlight(m): 10:25pm On Jul 10, 2015
Weah96:


I don't believe in his God. IMO, he's telling lies not unlike politicians and common criminals. His life is a big joke and it would be a travesty to ignore that.

wat hv he done 2 deserve all dis attack? Buh re u supposed 2 joke wit a man of God? There re stil thousands of tins u can joke wit.
Re: Pastor Chris Warns Comedians: Don't Joke With Men Of God! by Nobody: 10:34pm On Jul 10, 2015
Rastamann:
This applies to only pastors that are truely called and ordained by God and not those that feed on the tithe and brainwashing of their followers.
The fact is thay don't kw who d real one is or not. Even real men of God sometimes go against God's will so it is better not to joke about any men of God or supposed men of God. *Lips sealed*
Re: Pastor Chris Warns Comedians: Don't Joke With Men Of God! by Weah96: 10:34pm On Jul 10, 2015
lucksonlight:
wat hv he done 2 deserve all dis attack? Buh re u supposed 2 joke wit a man of God? There re stil thousands of tins u can joke wit.

He's a stone cold LIAR and a glorified simple thief. I have a moral imperative to insult such people whenever I can, just like I would try to help a little girl being r) aped by a lone hoodlum.
Re: Pastor Chris Warns Comedians: Don't Joke With Men Of God! by lucksonlight(m): 12:10am On Jul 11, 2015
Weah96:


He's a stone cold LIAR and a glorified simple thief. I have a moral imperative to insult such people whenever I can, just like I would try to help a little girl being r) aped by a lone hoodlum.

what is a lie in saying that u shouldn't joke wit men of God?
Re: Pastor Chris Warns Comedians: Don't Joke With Men Of God! by Nobody: 6:35am On Jul 11, 2015
mildflame:

Madam ITK (I TOO KNOW) it seems u r a ZEALOT, father Lord under ur hand nia him I de IJN 10x
Lmao if you like call the name of Jesus a million times. Until you renew your mind, be born again, submit yourself, renounce your sins and repent from the blasphemy you put up here, it will NEVER work for you.
You're simply wasting your time and mb
Re: Pastor Chris Warns Comedians: Don't Joke With Men Of God! by mildflame: 10:17am On Jul 11, 2015
[quote author=MissGdope post=35729051]
Lmao if you like call the name of Jesus a million times. Until you renew your mind, be born again, submit yourself, renounce your sins and repent from the blasphemy you put up here, it will NEVER work for you.
You're simply wasting your time and mb[/quote

SWEET SWEET JESUS what blasphemous with what I said, is this an INQUISTION
Re: Pastor Chris Warns Comedians: Don't Joke With Men Of God! by mildflame: 10:23am On Jul 11, 2015
MissGdope:

Lmao if you like call the name of Jesus a million times. Until you renew your mind, be born again, submit yourself, renounce your sins and repent from the blasphemy you put up here, it will NEVER work for you.
You're simply wasting your time and mb

SWEET SWEET JESUS, what blasphemous with what I said. Is this an INQUSITION

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