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Re: Pastor Chris Warns Comedians: Don't Joke With Men Of God! by systemz(m): 5:24pm On Jul 08, 2015 |
mmafhew:The best comment so far.... |
Re: Pastor Chris Warns Comedians: Don't Joke With Men Of God! by ebukaOtika(m): 5:35pm On Jul 08, 2015 |
doublewisdom: GBAM. |
Re: Pastor Chris Warns Comedians: Don't Joke With Men Of God! by Nobody: 5:51pm On Jul 08, 2015 |
Ishilove: What about the comedy that goes on every sunday at the embassy? ![]() |
Re: Pastor Chris Warns Comedians: Don't Joke With Men Of God! by Nobody: 6:11pm On Jul 08, 2015 |
If "Men of God" can't take a joke then they don't deserve their jobs. Being joked about does not reduce your effectiveness in performing "miracles" so I see no reason for issuing a warning. |
Re: Pastor Chris Warns Comedians: Don't Joke With Men Of God! by dayodare49o: 6:24pm On Jul 08, 2015 |
That is true, you should not joke with men of god for the following reasons. 1 Many of them have political connection and they can execise the power if frustrated. 2. They can afford any amount to tell police to deal with you at will nothing you can do about it. 3 they can afford private jet which you can not afford so, why should you open your mouths and insult those that are more successful than as you do. 4 they are religious celibraties. Who are you? nothing! why should you joke with them. 5 they can prophesy what they want to happen to you and if it does not happen, secret agents can help them to push the prophecies to come to pass. 6 it is better to joke with their god than the pastors. Say all sort of evil words agaist their gods no problem but if you say it against pastors you are in danger. 7. Pastors are listed among the richest men of the world, they can afford to buy, slaughter and eat you so keep shut. 8. Many of them have many gods like god of thunder, god of hanger, god of iron, god of mammon,...god of pride and and if they unleash their gods upon you, you will be in danger. So beware. 1 Like |
Re: Pastor Chris Warns Comedians: Don't Joke With Men Of God! by Nobody: 6:53pm On Jul 08, 2015 |
noted. Do you live in Akwa Ibom State? Do you relish the desire to own your own business with little start up capital and promising returns in investment? Do you hope to look into the mirror each morning and know you are talking to the boss? Are you enterprising?/Would you love to be? Do you have an aptitude for thinking out of the box? Then call or add me up on whatsapp 08085188110. You will be glad you did |
Re: Pastor Chris Warns Comedians: Don't Joke With Men Of God! by Olamyyde(m): 7:11pm On Jul 08, 2015 |
Redmosquito:Mehn...it's been almost 2 years since i last saw a comment like this. You've been truly missed on nl ![]() |
Re: Pastor Chris Warns Comedians: Don't Joke With Men Of God! by Nobody: 7:39pm On Jul 08, 2015 |
But this man wasn't called by God.....smh |
Re: Pastor Chris Warns Comedians: Don't Joke With Men Of God! by CharlieMaria(m): 8:27pm On Jul 08, 2015 |
Clown |
Re: Pastor Chris Warns Comedians: Don't Joke With Men Of God! by Sammiejo: 9:42pm On Jul 08, 2015 |
[quote author=Minet16 post=35623781 [/quote] Interestingly the originator of that joke is a trained and ordained pastor- Gordons. |
Re: Pastor Chris Warns Comedians: Don't Joke With Men Of God! by lucksonlight(m): 9:52pm On Jul 08, 2015 |
I don't knw y sum pple re stubborn, wat is hard in nt including a man of God in ur jokes. There re still thousands of things to joke abt. |
Re: Pastor Chris Warns Comedians: Don't Joke With Men Of God! by Nobody: 10:03pm On Jul 08, 2015 |
mildflame:And that's how your life will become a joke. May God have mercy on your soul and forgive you |
Re: Pastor Chris Warns Comedians: Don't Joke With Men Of God! by mildflame: 1:24am On Jul 09, 2015 |
MissGdope: BTS IJN.....Back to sender in JESUS name |
Re: Pastor Chris Warns Comedians: Don't Joke With Men Of God! by BRIGHTRIVERS(m): 3:36am On Jul 09, 2015 |
lekjons:U dey my mind ![]() lekjons:U dey my mind 1 Like |
Re: Pastor Chris Warns Comedians: Don't Joke With Men Of God! by drnoel: 5:51am On Jul 09, 2015 |
Ishilove: Which world do u come from. Oh, I forgot.....nigeria. U come from space. 1 Like |
Re: Pastor Chris Warns Comedians: Don't Joke With Men Of God! by Nobody: 8:44am On Jul 09, 2015 |
dayodare49o: |
Re: Pastor Chris Warns Comedians: Don't Joke With Men Of God! by dayodare49o: 12:50pm On Jul 09, 2015 |
[quote author=kaeforum post=35655283][/quote]May you never know peace. may all your struggle be in vain. May heaven hate you, may your days be bitter, may you never have reason to live. Amen |
Re: Pastor Chris Warns Comedians: Don't Joke With Men Of God! by YabaLeftist: 10:10pm On Jul 09, 2015 |
And he really think he's a man of God? Mtcheww! |
Re: Pastor Chris Warns Comedians: Don't Joke With Men Of God! by Iceflox(f): 10:41pm On Jul 09, 2015 |
please you people should leave joke to pastors, na pastors get joke |
Re: Pastor Chris Warns Comedians: Don't Joke With Men Of God! by Weah96: 10:46pm On Jul 09, 2015 |
keyzid: Which God? 1 Like |
Re: Pastor Chris Warns Comedians: Don't Joke With Men Of God! by Weah96: 10:49pm On Jul 09, 2015 |
lucksonlight: I don't believe in his God. IMO, he's telling lies not unlike politicians and common criminals. His life is a big joke and it would be a travesty to ignore that. |
Re: Pastor Chris Warns Comedians: Don't Joke With Men Of God! by anicheibo: 1:50am On Jul 10, 2015 |
Complete nonsense... |
Re: Pastor Chris Warns Comedians: Don't Joke With Men Of God! by Nobody: 9:36am On Jul 10, 2015 |
mildflame:look who's praying in Jesus name. ignorance |
Re: Pastor Chris Warns Comedians: Don't Joke With Men Of God! by mildflame: 3:02pm On Jul 10, 2015 |
MissGdope:Madam ITK (I TOO KNOW) it seems u r a ZEALOT, father Lord under ur hand nia him I de IJN 10x |
Re: Pastor Chris Warns Comedians: Don't Joke With Men Of God! by lucksonlight(m): 10:19pm On Jul 10, 2015 |
Snipes009:hw do u knw? Do nt judge |
Re: Pastor Chris Warns Comedians: Don't Joke With Men Of God! by lucksonlight(m): 10:25pm On Jul 10, 2015 |
Weah96:wat hv he done 2 deserve all dis attack? Buh re u supposed 2 joke wit a man of God? There re stil thousands of tins u can joke wit. |
Re: Pastor Chris Warns Comedians: Don't Joke With Men Of God! by Nobody: 10:34pm On Jul 10, 2015 |
Rastamann:The fact is thay don't kw who d real one is or not. Even real men of God sometimes go against God's will so it is better not to joke about any men of God or supposed men of God. *Lips sealed* |
Re: Pastor Chris Warns Comedians: Don't Joke With Men Of God! by Weah96: 10:34pm On Jul 10, 2015 |
lucksonlight: He's a stone cold LIAR and a glorified simple thief. I have a moral imperative to insult such people whenever I can, just like I would try to help a little girl being r) aped by a lone hoodlum. |
Re: Pastor Chris Warns Comedians: Don't Joke With Men Of God! by lucksonlight(m): 12:10am On Jul 11, 2015 |
Weah96:what is a lie in saying that u shouldn't joke wit men of God? |
Re: Pastor Chris Warns Comedians: Don't Joke With Men Of God! by Nobody: 6:35am On Jul 11, 2015 |
mildflame:Lmao if you like call the name of Jesus a million times. Until you renew your mind, be born again, submit yourself, renounce your sins and repent from the blasphemy you put up here, it will NEVER work for you. You're simply wasting your time and mb |
Re: Pastor Chris Warns Comedians: Don't Joke With Men Of God! by mildflame: 10:17am On Jul 11, 2015 |
[quote author=MissGdope post=35729051] Lmao if you like call the name of Jesus a million times. Until you renew your mind, be born again, submit yourself, renounce your sins and repent from the blasphemy you put up here, it will NEVER work for you. You're simply wasting your time and mb[/quote SWEET SWEET JESUS what blasphemous with what I said, is this an INQUISTION |
Re: Pastor Chris Warns Comedians: Don't Joke With Men Of God! by mildflame: 10:23am On Jul 11, 2015 |
MissGdope: SWEET SWEET JESUS, what blasphemous with what I said. Is this an INQUSITION |
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