Lol. Bro wetin I do you nau? If enigmatique was my English teacher I wouldn't have graduated. Too much grammar in his skull

Caucasian:

Na lie .. we no go gree.. u said ur own is in d making ..so u must produce it...Please we are waiting.. Most especially me

Abdulleeh:

Lol. Bro wetin I do you nau? If enigmatique was my English teacher I wouldn't have graduated. Too much grammar in his skull

He is just jealous.........

Don't mind him.......

Hez wishing he was the one that wrote it

Pinkieblue:


He is just jealous.........

Don't mind him.......

Hez wishing he was the one that wrote it

Lmao..but u told me u wanted to go open gate for your mum.. so na here u come branch do ur mind?
Hahaha ha ha ha ha ha ... but I begged you not to do this now ... hahaha ..still laughing

Caucasian:

Lmao..but u told me u wanted to go open gate for your mum.. so na here u come branch do ur mind?
Hahaha ha ha ha ha ha ... but I begged you not to do this now ... hahaha ..still laughing

U better go and return ur mum's fone...... I love my China fone

Pinkieblue:




U better go and return ur mum's fone...... I love my China fone

Am eager to see how this movie played by Caucasian and pinkieblue ends

Abdulleeh:


Am eager to see how this movie played by Caucasian and pinkieblue ends

e be lyk say una no undastnd wetin dey happen,na only me dey code dem...Nd i dey watch both of dem 4 my magic tv

uyosolo:

e be lyk say una no undastnd wetin dey happen,na only me dey code dem...Nd i dey watch both of dem 4 my magic tv

Lol. Are u suggesting that love could be at play here?

Enigmatique great write up,even tho hv nt read it...Am on d mountain meditatin 4nw,dats why i cnt put my brain 2geda nd write somtin...Also na OND i get,na nite sch i go 4 sec sch,nd na copy nd paste i use graduate,as i wan copy ur own nw...No mind caucasian,if na to use dictionary toast woman,na him e sabi

uyosolo:

e be lyk say una no undastnd wetin dey happen,na only me dey code dem...Nd i dey watch both of dem 4 my magic tv

With popcorn and chilled alomo be?

Abdulleeh:

Lol. Are u suggesting that love could be at play here?

nt jst ordinary love,na love in tokyo...D two of dem don go far o,as una dey luk dem lik adam nd Eve b4 eatin apple

Pinkieblue:

With popcorn and chilled alomo be?

alomo bitters 4 wetin? Na wetin d two of una dey do? Oya start to confess o

uyosolo:

nt jst ordinary love,na love in tokyo...D two of dem don go far o,as una dey luk dem lik adam nd Eve b4 eatin apple

I hope they've seen atleast their photographs o. Cos this blind date might not augur out well. Imagine a short Caucasian seeing a robust pinkieblue

Abdulleeh:

I hope they've seen atleast their photographs o. Cos this blind date might not augur out well. Imagine a short Caucasian seeing a robust pinkieblue

blind date wetin? Abdulleh u hv bn stayin offbush too much huntin bush meat wit ur goat skin bag...Abeg leave d wondaful couple alone

uyosolo:

blind date wetin? Abdulleh u hv bn stayin offbush too much huntin bush meat wit ur goat skin bag...Abeg leave d wondaful couple alone

Tor, I remain mute

uyosolo:
Enigmatique great write up,even tho hv nt read it...Am on d mountain meditatin 4nw,dats why i cnt put my brain 2geda nd write somtin...Also na OND i get,na nite sch i go 4 sec sch,nd na copy nd paste i use graduate,as i wan copy ur own nw...No mind caucasian,if na to use dictionary toast woman,na him e sabi

uyosolo:

blind date wetin? Abdulleh u hv bn stayin offbush too much huntin bush meat wit ur goat skin bag...Abeg leave d wondaful couple alone

uyosolo:

e be lyk say una no undastnd wetin dey happen,na only me dey code dem...Nd i dey watch both of dem 4 my magic tv

Abdulleeh:

I hope they've seen atleast their photographs o. Cos this blind date might not augur out well. Imagine a short Caucasian seeing a robust pinkieblue

uyosolo:

blind date wetin? Abdulleh u hv bn stayin offbush too much huntin bush meat wit ur goat skin bag...Abeg leave d wondaful couple alone

Abdulleeh:


Tor, I remain mute

Lmao..

uyosolo:
Enigmatique great write up,even tho hv nt read it...Am on d mountain meditatin 4nw,dats why i cnt put my brain 2geda nd write somtin...Also na OND i get,na nite sch i go 4 sec sch,nd na copy nd paste i use graduate,as i wan copy ur own nw...No mind caucasian,if na to use dictionary toast woman,na him e sabi

Rolling on the bed laffing. .. guy u be comedy lord.. anytime u post something na bomb.. my chest dun dey pain me

Caucasian:
Wow !!! Fantastic enigmatic .. you have beautifully said it all ... but u sent me to the dictionary 9 times

9 times? Haba bros no wine me abeg. You wey everybody sabi ur linguistic prowess! But I rili like that u fancied the letter. However, what I wld appreciate more is for you to submit yours. Let's all do so and merge ideas. ;-)

OMG..........

I have never been this loved



Pinkieblue everywhere

Abdulleeh:


Enigmatique's write up was trully an enigma. It captured the whole thing in a 4D view. Approved

Neroski:


Chiaaa.oyinboo eeeh! you have killed it. This is just enough, i approve!

Caucasian:

Hehehehehe .. abdul... can't you see enigmatic has said it all in a very cosmopolitan construct ?? There's nothing left for us to say. Lets push that one to pushcv...

Hehehe. You all have made me so happy with your praises. In fact, my head don swell sote... Thank you all!

But let me just emphasize again that y'all need to submit ur own copies. Here's one reason: looking at that document, to me, it seems to resemble an article more than a letter. So, that's one of the many reasons why we all need to combine the powers of our great minds and come up shove that will push that to life.

enigmatique:






Hehehe. You all have made me so happy with your praises. In fact, my head don swell sote... Thank you all!

But let me just emphasize again that y'all need to submit ur own copies. Here's one reason: looking at that document, to me, it seems to resemble an article more than a letter. So, that's one of the many reasons why we all need to combine the powers of our great minds and come up shove that will push that to life.

Hahahahaha ... guy the truth be say u dun use grammar finish somto... he just mail me now and tell me say after reading your compendium him come confuse. Say he cum be like say him no go school at all ...hahaha I really pity for am

Caucasian:

Hahahahaha ... guy the truth be say u dun use grammar finish somto... he just mail me now and tell me say after reading your compendium him come confuse. Say he cum be like say him no go school at all ...hahaha I really pity for am

Caucasian please write something even if its senseless. Your senseless article will certainly be the most sensible one I have written.

That's why I don't trust too much or let my guard down, so that i would not be disappointed...#keypoints to note, keep having a positive attitude, do not over trust and lastly await Gods favour...

Caucasian:

Hahahahaha ... guy the truth be say u dun use grammar finish somto... he just mail me now and tell me say after reading your compendium him come confuse. Say he cum be like say him no go school at all ...hahaha I really pity for am

No, na 4 am to go correct eem mistakes.

BTW, who is(are) the mod(s)of this section of Nairaland?? Biko gv me dia names peeps, or mk dem kukuma show abeg.

enigmatique:
BTW, who is(are) the mod(s)of this section of Nairaland?? Biko gv me dia names peeps, or mk dem kukuma show abeg.

David470 and uboma

na so so Profs full here.pple like enigmatique, caucasian and co with all your big big grammar.i just dey imagine how una CV go be.if HR person wey no too sabi grammar read ur CVs, fear no go let am approve am make una for no enter collect their job later.

Abdulleeh:


David470 and uboma

David470 and uboma, abeg mk una show oo. We are busy cooking somthing that we'll need u to move 2 FP.

Neroski:
na so so Profs full here.pple like enigmatique, caucasian and co with all your big big grammar.i just dey imagine how una CV go be.if HR person wey no too sabi grammar read ur CVs, fear no go let am approve am make una for no enter collect their job later.

Nah, the organizations we all apply to are top firms with great staff, so the HR man/woman will definitely want new "weapons" in their "arsenal".

enigmatique:
Ok, before I say anything, welcome back Pinkieblue and uyosolo. Yaya de?

Now, as I said last week, let's all compose drafts of an open letter to PushCV. I saw the reaction of somtex, but as tgmservice rightly said, no be 10 year olds dey here. Ee no get as ee be wey those wey get those jobs no go don scatter everywhere with the news. Indeed, remember how Push CV put the pix and names of the people that made the highest referrals for Batch A of the Elite Employee Quest on the front page of their website? So tell me how they won't splash their success stories all over their site, our e-mail boxes, newspapers and so on! But hey, no go consequently create "ghost testifiers" ooo, coz na urself you go harm eventually.

So, I've stuck to the target I set. Here's my own draft:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1CkFNno4T8OwnakA0nutAaBqUCdHg0W8XscQlS1fgTho/edit?usp=sharing
I've set the settings to make it possible to comment on the doc, so pls feel free to do so while reading it.

uncle enigma...twale

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3. Marketing Officers
4. Research Officers
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LOL. You guys are funny!! I cant believed i missed all the action!! Caucasian, Amphetamine tho.