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Re: Husband Said He Is No Longer Gonna Make Out With His Wife Cos The Vagina Is Lax by Nobody: 6:20pm On Jul 12, 2015 |
lozanni: Who is going to pay for it? 2 Likes |
Re: Husband Said He Is No Longer Gonna Make Out With His Wife Cos The Vagina Is Lax by Aystarz: 6:20pm On Jul 12, 2015 |
treese: This poster again!!! Were u not the one whose husband reported on here this morning to have been cooking for your business associate who's a married man? Orisirisi iranu lori NL... NLanders the OP is an unrepentant troll; believe this story and u'll believe anything. 2 Likes |
Re: Husband Said He Is No Longer Gonna Make Out With His Wife Cos The Vagina Is Lax by Nobody: 6:23pm On Jul 12, 2015 |
Missmossy:the man talk am as him see am, him nor use any sugar cover am. As u can see, nor be him fault oh 1 Like |
Re: Husband Said He Is No Longer Gonna Make Out With His Wife Cos The Vagina Is Lax by Classicman47(m): 6:25pm On Jul 12, 2015 |
Bridgetown: So says a guy who ran away from a girl because her vaginal has slackened. U rock buddy!! 1 Like |
Re: Husband Said He Is No Longer Gonna Make Out With His Wife Cos The Vagina Is Lax by 9jatatafo(m): 6:25pm On Jul 12, 2015 |
Madam you are not the one that created yourself. Though I heard women with wide mouth have lax kpekus. Maybe bros dicky-cat is small. All the same don't worry yourself over it, also try to give him positions that will not make you open your kpekus too wide and will make him feel tight. Doggy is good but don't too open your legs much for him. Give a ride while you are on top. He should also know that you have given birth to 2 kids so he shouldn't expect kpekus to be tight. Your man is probably doing it with a smaller girl but don't get jealous, he will realise his mistakes and come back to you. Don't use alum and don't go for surgery, leave it natural the way it is. 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Husband Said He Is No Longer Gonna Make Out With His Wife Cos The Vagina Is Lax by caesaraba(m): 6:26pm On Jul 12, 2015 |
francizy: "... If he can't make the best of that size then he's not good enough at sex." Kai! I wish I could meet you face to face and buy u a trailer load of Orijin! @OP, read this post I just quoted and hope it makes u feel a bit better. @OP's nairalander husband, you better get your head out of your arse and start thinking of how to spice up your sex life. One thing I've gotten to know from experience is that in a few years, ALL men who treat their wives like sh*t get to live the rest of their lives trying to make it up and by then, almost no-one seems to care anymore. Imagine this man o! I'm all for the nairaland gra-gra but when it comes to serious relationships/marriage, no one party should disrespect the other in a manner as low as this. So OP's husband, I hope you get to read my comment. I dy vex. Make light come make I type more sef. This phone dy pain my hand. 4 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Husband Said He Is No Longer Gonna Make Out With His Wife Cos The Vagina Is Lax by JoeCutie(m): 6:26pm On Jul 12, 2015 |
"Make out" or "make love"? If it's LOVE you're "making", then you need the Dickson & Virginia, but if it's OUT that you're "making", do you need the D & V? And...Jeez! "Swimming pool"? ![]() ![]() ![]() Is it that BIG? Choi!!! ![]() 3 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Husband Said He Is No Longer Gonna Make Out With His Wife Cos The Vagina Is Lax by Classicman47(m): 6:27pm On Jul 12, 2015 |
OMG she bared it all! @OP don't u think this is a little too explicit?? Nawao |
Re: Husband Said He Is No Longer Gonna Make Out With His Wife Cos The Vagina Is Lax by mbulela: 6:29pm On Jul 12, 2015 |
Please can we place an embargo on these kind of tales. OP, go seek counselling somewhere or engage in kegel exercises or better still sit the man down and talk to him. Enough of these trending urge to use social media to talk to partners who live in the same house with you. *Assuming the tale is not fictitious o! |
Re: Husband Said He Is No Longer Gonna Make Out With His Wife Cos The Vagina Is Lax by bigbasho: 6:29pm On Jul 12, 2015 |
treese: Yea. Tight but dry |
Re: Husband Said He Is No Longer Gonna Make Out With His Wife Cos The Vagina Is Lax by adegwurulez(m): 6:29pm On Jul 12, 2015 |
Mekzmoney:nop... its me putting myself in the husbands shoe.. you wouldnt know the solution to a problem till you knw the rationale behind it 1 Like |
Re: Husband Said He Is No Longer Gonna Make Out With His Wife Cos The Vagina Is Lax by maryhaam(f): 6:29pm On Jul 12, 2015 |
Hmmmmmm,it is well |
Re: Husband Said He Is No Longer Gonna Make Out With His Wife Cos The Vagina Is Lax by lozanni(m): 6:30pm On Jul 12, 2015 |
Insidous: It should be in the region of $5,000 to $7,000. Where there is a will, there is a way. |
Re: Husband Said He Is No Longer Gonna Make Out With His Wife Cos The Vagina Is Lax by MizMyColi(f): 6:32pm On Jul 12, 2015 |
freecocoa: To be honest, if I were in her shoes, saying such to me after all we've been through together is enough to kill what's left. There are only two ways the self esteem won't be damaged irreparably... 1. If he realizes his mistake and brings down heaven to apologise. 2. If I bond emotionally with another person, man, without necessarily having sex or making out. Call it emotional infidelity, I don't give two flying fvcks ![]() 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Husband Said He Is No Longer Gonna Make Out With His Wife Cos The Vagina Is Lax by Mekzmoney(m): 6:32pm On Jul 12, 2015 |
There are vagina creams dat tightens d vagina in d cosmetics shops, dnt knw abt pharmacy tho... I once dated a player who was always tight down there each time she visits. I leta finds out dat she's using a cream. A cosmetics frnd also told me dat he sells such cream to them in d university campus.. So continue wit ur exercise, I heard it helps,and also make inquiry abt sum creams in any good cosmetics shop or pharmacy because sum creams doesn't hav any side effect. And u can talk to ur doctor too. And don't share ur problem wit ur pals or people around u, there would not help u, rather, they will only make a mockry of u. Ur husband might or might not be cheating, but all u need is to focus on how to solve ur problem in order to bring ur home back. Don't bother if he's cheating or not until ur problem is solved.... treese: |
Re: Husband Said He Is No Longer Gonna Make Out With His Wife Cos The Vagina Is Lax by adegwurulez(m): 6:33pm On Jul 12, 2015 |
Lizabeth25:its quite soothing to realize you're a deviation from the average Nigerian. |
Re: Husband Said He Is No Longer Gonna Make Out With His Wife Cos The Vagina Is Lax by 175(m): 6:34pm On Jul 12, 2015 |
nortcentrallord: Guy you are the husband! I just caught you red-handed. . . .treat your woman right abeg u! |
Re: Husband Said He Is No Longer Gonna Make Out With His Wife Cos The Vagina Is Lax by adegwurulez(m): 6:35pm On Jul 12, 2015 |
tochstorm:The precious things are hidden in plain sight, read again. |
Re: Husband Said He Is No Longer Gonna Make Out With His Wife Cos The Vagina Is Lax by Nimrod81: 6:35pm On Jul 12, 2015 |
I think you are a good woman... And I'm proud of you for working hard at your marriage ... I think your husband doesn't know how to bring up sensitive issues with u even though they may be bothering him... Continue to bear with him please... We men are sometimes childish... Keep researching though.. Surgery is an option but I don't know if its done in Nigeria and its somewhat expensive.. Just let him know you are working on it... God bless... |
Re: Husband Said He Is No Longer Gonna Make Out With His Wife Cos The Vagina Is Lax by bbjummy: 6:35pm On Jul 12, 2015 |
I read somewhere that you can hold your vagin_ tight for like 30 secs from time to time each day and also while having intercourse . You could also hold your urine a little longer when you are pressed and while urinating, you could release, stop, release stop... Continously until you are through. From experience, I do this unconsciously and I tell you the story is always sweet at the end ![]() ![]() I wish you luck. |
Re: Husband Said He Is No Longer Gonna Make Out With His Wife Cos The Vagina Is Lax by mbulela: 6:39pm On Jul 12, 2015 |
MARKone: Una go kill person with laff for this site. |
Re: Husband Said He Is No Longer Gonna Make Out With His Wife Cos The Vagina Is Lax by gangb(f): 6:41pm On Jul 12, 2015 |
Very touchy story, Please you can do Vaginoplasty is a minor surgery and any good surgeon can do it for you. Only thing is your next delivery will be by caesarean section or if you and hubby is Okay with two Kids all the better. The surgery is not expensive. You will be tighter than a virgin if you Wish. The worse form of abuse is emotional abuse by words. All will be Well. 4 Likes |
Re: Husband Said He Is No Longer Gonna Make Out With His Wife Cos The Vagina Is Lax by Nobody: 6:41pm On Jul 12, 2015 |
Hmmmmm.....nah just reason am well.! adegwurulez: |
Re: Husband Said He Is No Longer Gonna Make Out With His Wife Cos The Vagina Is Lax by Nobody: 6:42pm On Jul 12, 2015 |
lozanni: It is either you are trolling or plain stupid. |
Re: Husband Said He Is No Longer Gonna Make Out With His Wife Cos The Vagina Is Lax by spicyhoney(f): 6:47pm On Jul 12, 2015 |
Too many heartless men out there, he could have told you in a better way. I pray you find a solution to your issue, keep researching and keep strong. 1 Like |
Re: Husband Said He Is No Longer Gonna Make Out With His Wife Cos The Vagina Is Lax by bigerboy200: 6:47pm On Jul 12, 2015 |
darlenese:He should get his dick bigger ke?? Do u think dick enlargement is as easy as going to buy groundnut in mama sade's shop ![]() |
Re: Husband Said He Is No Longer Gonna Make Out With His Wife Cos The Vagina Is Lax by Brytawon(m): 6:48pm On Jul 12, 2015 |
The worst is yet to happen as this same home is almost crumbling. But mods why move this to FP when you know that the husband of same woman brought a topic of his wife supposedly without clear understanding is cheating on him? When did NL become a home breaker? Due to the advice given to the husband, do you know how maybe the home might be on fire right now? Family could have been a better option than a faceless forum as NL. One thing I have learnt today is that bigger problems awaits a marriage when they can't solve their problems themselves and decide to make it public to a faceless forum. I wish your marriage a happy ending... 1 Like |
Re: Husband Said He Is No Longer Gonna Make Out With His Wife Cos The Vagina Is Lax by Mayowa234: 6:52pm On Jul 12, 2015 |
Try this: Disguise yourself and go to any Ashawo quarter; explain and beg them to recommend what they use to make their VG to be always tight. Their recommendation will solve ur problem. Why? Because they can take up to twenty men in a day, and their VG is as tight as ever. Many of the Ashawos have married men as their permanent customers. Remember, never allow ur husband or his friend to see U in Ashawo quarter or else, Ur marriage will be rui........, 1 Like |
Re: Husband Said He Is No Longer Gonna Make Out With His Wife Cos The Vagina Is Lax by Akposkool(m): 6:54pm On Jul 12, 2015 |
blackpanda:why are you advertising your stupidityy? Profer solution don't worsen it. From your comments do you see any sense in it? Wacko 1 Like |
Re: Husband Said He Is No Longer Gonna Make Out With His Wife Cos The Vagina Is Lax by Sheenor: 6:55pm On Jul 12, 2015 |
nortcentrallord:Awesome! best comment so far. nice one bro. |
Re: Husband Said He Is No Longer Gonna Make Out With His Wife Cos The Vagina Is Lax by Splinz(m): 7:02pm On Jul 12, 2015 |
Well, there's a solution to every problem. For where there is a will, then there is a way. I may not be able to profer solutions, but I'll advice you to be strong, and not be discouraged in any way. Lastly, in your search for solutions, be very careful, that the latter may not be worse than the former. OP, Ndo. |
Re: Husband Said He Is No Longer Gonna Make Out With His Wife Cos The Vagina Is Lax by IYANGBALI: 7:03pm On Jul 12, 2015 |
Some female nairalanders come to mind ![]() 1 Like |
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