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9 Funny Things Girls Do After A Bad Breakup by XavierBlue(m): 9:44am On Jul 13, 2015 |
Generally all men and ladies do indulge in funny things after a terrible breakup, here are some most girls are guilty of, read and be blessed. 1. THEY TURN STALKERS[b] Some girls when hit with break up, they turn stalkers, though this is also applicable to the guys, its very common among ladies. This is common among most ladies. Some use different sims to put calls through to him and would immediately hang up or remains silent when he picks and maybe says "hello" my elder sister is very guilty of this. 2. PLAYING SLOW SONGS They'll play more slow tempo songs like westlife and watch more romantic movies, lay on their bed and cry their eyes out 3. THEY BECOME ACTIVISTS Don't be surprise to see things like. #teamsingleandnotsearching #teamallmenarethesame #singleforever. Their sense of empowerment is sometimes ridiculous, nairaland girls are guilty of this, i no one mention name Guys if you fall for them in this period, na your money i pity #Teamallguysarethesame 4. THEY HANG OUT MORE Girls hang out more when hit by breakup, you'll see them almost everywhere their ex might be, and when they're sure hell be present at the event, they dress to kill just to make him realise what he's actually missing she rarely stays at home to avoid depression. 5. THEY SUDDENLY BECOMES ‘BORN AGAIN’…AGAIN! Naija babes i hail o una guilty for this one die. Most ladies seeks solace in religion after a bad breakup. The unrighteous ones suddenly becomes righteous. She'll will be present and active in almost all the activities in the church, and will be praying for God to grant their heart wishes of a new and better guy and when a good guy comes along, religion is abandoned again 6. THEY BECOME RELATIONSHIP OR LOVE EXPERTS. After a bad breakup mostly ladies thinks they're automatically love expert. You'll find them jumping into any discussion concerning relationship matters. They'll give advice and tutor others as issues correlating with relationship suddenly becomes their favourite discussionEg. "sister Mary don't date him ooh, I've seen many of his type". 7. THEY DELETE HIS NUMBER We all know girls have the digits of their lovers offhand so why deleting them This is always the first move as their idiosyncrasy at the moment is that of forgetting everything about him. The funny thing is they'll will always remember it, even after a decade 8. TRIES TO MAKE HIM JEALOUS Ladies do crazy things to get their guys attention after a serious breakup. Some will go get a new guy just to make him jealous and some will intentionally bump into him with a dress to kill. They'll take selfies with the guy and upload them online just to make him jealous. The funny thing is, the guy she is showing off, she dosent love but only trying to get back at her ex. If you're that guy i pity you written by me. Guys abeg add your own. XavierBlue 67 Likes 4 Shares |
Re: 9 Funny Things Girls Do After A Bad Breakup by feldido(m): 9:45am On Jul 13, 2015 |
Singing Adele song... Someone like you 15 Likes 1 Share |
Re: 9 Funny Things Girls Do After A Bad Breakup by Bilabong(m): 9:45am On Jul 13, 2015 |
Funny |
Re: 9 Funny Things Girls Do After A Bad Breakup by XavierBlue(m): 9:47am On Jul 13, 2015 |
feldido:you don finish reading ? 3 Likes |
Re: 9 Funny Things Girls Do After A Bad Breakup by Nobody: 9:48am On Jul 13, 2015 |
look for replacement immediately.... lol 5 Likes 1 Share |
Re: 9 Funny Things Girls Do After A Bad Breakup by feldido(m): 9:48am On Jul 13, 2015 |
XavierBlue: Sure why not? |
Re: 9 Funny Things Girls Do After A Bad Breakup by Cutehector(m): 9:49am On Jul 13, 2015 |
feldido:I wish nothing buh the best for you eh le le le 1 Like |
Re: 9 Funny Things Girls Do After A Bad Breakup by Emenahagos02(m): 9:49am On Jul 13, 2015 |
The opposite is they begin to call you names like dearie, swthrt, scone, cupcake...etc |
Re: 9 Funny Things Girls Do After A Bad Breakup by Nobody: 9:50am On Jul 13, 2015 |
wetin concern me Jacuzzi things activated 11 Likes
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Re: 9 Funny Things Girls Do After A Bad Breakup by PunkyOh(f): 9:50am On Jul 13, 2015 |
Ain't nobody have time for most of that. Especially the stalking part. As if! I'm guilty of 2 & 7 though. |
Re: 9 Funny Things Girls Do After A Bad Breakup by Cutehector(m): 9:50am On Jul 13, 2015 |
Ghostlady:been wondering if ghosts have hands..and use fone.. 1 Like |
Re: 9 Funny Things Girls Do After A Bad Breakup by Nobody: 9:51am On Jul 13, 2015 |
Lolz no.2...funny sha |
Re: 9 Funny Things Girls Do After A Bad Breakup by XavierBlue(m): 9:51am On Jul 13, 2015 |
Re: 9 Funny Things Girls Do After A Bad Breakup by Lordfranklin(m): 9:51am On Jul 13, 2015 |
lol number 1 got me rolling on the floor. many are guilty of that Girls be snooping around their ex's twitter handle and facebook since 1667 lol! 4 Likes |
Re: 9 Funny Things Girls Do After A Bad Breakup by Nobody: 9:51am On Jul 13, 2015 |
Ghostlady: main reason u chicks fall into wrong hands 1 Like |
Re: 9 Funny Things Girls Do After A Bad Breakup by jonaifame22(m): 9:53am On Jul 13, 2015 |
No 5 is so tru,they'll start singing christian songs,especially don moen,God will make way,he never sleeps he never slumber,jesus sef go shock wth d kind surging love and attention wey dey come dey devote to am 10 Likes 1 Share |
Re: 9 Funny Things Girls Do After A Bad Breakup by XavierBlue(m): 9:53am On Jul 13, 2015 |
Re: 9 Funny Things Girls Do After A Bad Breakup by XavierBlue(m): 9:54am On Jul 13, 2015 |
jonaifame22:and he comes along, Jesus is abandoned again XavierBlue |
Re: 9 Funny Things Girls Do After A Bad Breakup by XavierBlue(m): 9:55am On Jul 13, 2015 |
PunkyOh:some girl do stalk their ex, especially on social media. XavierBlue |
Re: 9 Funny Things Girls Do After A Bad Breakup by feldido(m): 9:55am On Jul 13, 2015 |
1 Like |
Re: 9 Funny Things Girls Do After A Bad Breakup by XavierBlue(m): 9:56am On Jul 13, 2015 |
Re: 9 Funny Things Girls Do After A Bad Breakup by XavierBlue(m): 9:57am On Jul 13, 2015 |
Re: 9 Funny Things Girls Do After A Bad Breakup by PunkyOh(f): 9:57am On Jul 13, 2015 |
XavierBlue: I'm not disagreeing with that. SOME do. |
Re: 9 Funny Things Girls Do After A Bad Breakup by XavierBlue(m): 9:58am On Jul 13, 2015 |
Ghostlady:and the replacement might dump you again. XavierBlue |
Re: 9 Funny Things Girls Do After A Bad Breakup by XavierBlue(m): 9:59am On Jul 13, 2015 |
Re: 9 Funny Things Girls Do After A Bad Breakup by zealot4me(f): 9:59am On Jul 13, 2015 |
No 2 makes the situation worse I am guilty of no. 7 |
Re: 9 Funny Things Girls Do After A Bad Breakup by XavierBlue(m): 10:00am On Jul 13, 2015 |
Lordfranklin: |
Re: 9 Funny Things Girls Do After A Bad Breakup by XavierBlue(m): 10:01am On Jul 13, 2015 |
zealot4me:but you have it offhand right? XavierBlue 2 Likes |
Re: 9 Funny Things Girls Do After A Bad Breakup by falconey(m): 10:01am On Jul 13, 2015 |
They do all these for few days/weeks untill they accept a random guy's proposal to get over him. 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: 9 Funny Things Girls Do After A Bad Breakup by zealot4me(f): 10:03am On Jul 13, 2015 |
Re: 9 Funny Things Girls Do After A Bad Breakup by XavierBlue(m): 10:04am On Jul 13, 2015 |
falconey:i pity that guy, she'll maga him XavierBlue |
Re: 9 Funny Things Girls Do After A Bad Breakup by Lordfranklin(m): 10:05am On Jul 13, 2015 |
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