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Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Pukka36(f): 4:35pm On Jul 13, 2015
Isiomacheesy










#Isioma#cheesy.......Queen of the running notes.
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by RobinHez(m): 4:42pm On Jul 13, 2015
Ada96:
okay..good to have you backsmiley
Yeah.... Y'all prepare for some test...its my welcome back gift to y'all wink
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by RobinHez(m): 4:43pm On Jul 13, 2015
Pukka36:
I miss yhu big
Me too grin
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Nobody: 4:48pm On Jul 13, 2015
DoctorAB:
Why we await the release of the form, a friend asked me this question(puzzle) let's challenge our mind a little..
Once upon a time, there were two villages. The 'truth' village and the 'lie' village. In the truth village, as the name implies everybody tells the truth. On the otherhand, in the lie village, everyone there tell lies. One day a foreigner set out on a journey to the truth village, along the way he came across a T-junction with two men, one from the truth village and the other from the lie village. He then asked "which way leads to the truth village." The man from d truth village pointed to the right direction. While the man from the lie village pointed to wrong direction. What single question will the foreigner ask that'll make both men point to the direction of the truth village?

Which village are you from?
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by RobinHez(m): 4:51pm On Jul 13, 2015
SouffleX:

Which village are you from?
Madam I hail o! cheesy
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Nobody: 4:54pm On Jul 13, 2015
RobinHez:

Madam I hail o! cheesy

Sirdam I over hail! Welcome back.
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Nobody: 4:56pm On Jul 13, 2015
RobinHez:
Yeah.... Y'all prepare for some test...its my welcome back gift to y'all wink
lol okay ....wah time?
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Nobody: 4:56pm On Jul 13, 2015
SouffleX:

Which village are you from?
seconded grin
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by RobinHez(m): 5:01pm On Jul 13, 2015
Ada96:
lol okay ....wah time?
Whenever y'all ready smiley
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by RobinHez(m): 5:02pm On Jul 13, 2015
SouffleX:

Sirdam I over hail! Welcome back.
Na me hail pass o...
Thank u ma smiley

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Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Nobody: 5:07pm On Jul 13, 2015
RobinHez:
Whenever y'all ready smiley
tell me the time na....m not always online ....u know
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by ShutTheFhuckUp: 5:07pm On Jul 13, 2015
IamTobie:
Uhm, I was busy all through the night. (I was aktually doing stuff that will make me richer... It's better than fighting or bullying someone.).

Dharay, I once remarked that you act somehow; though your friends here overlook it because they call you friend. (People still make friends with less-privilege.)
Nigga, like seriously, I tire for you. If all of us here were sitting together and you behave like this, if them no drill you, make I know wetin kause am... Forget that Robins is begging you here, but I beliv he would even volunteer to drill you, and when they are done with you; you will become a preacher of peace.
I'm a preacher of peace na.
ooga o0. lipsrsealed

I've noticed something; people often mindlessly Blab that they are hardly affekted by happenings on social media.
speak ⁴urself sir, cuz u obviously
don't know me a bit.

It is a big LIE. Someone is behind the screen typing, choosing words, selecting feelings, respekting others/disrespekting others... Bekause you can laugh via happenings on social media, that means you can also cry, feel insulted and get bullied. Some have kommited suicide,some cut their wrists etc all kause of happenings on media.
Though, you kould hide some fractions of your true personality, but somehow, some fragments of your kulture can reflect on your attitude here(online).

What I'm saying is that you act in juvenile manner. You know, the normal man doesnt do this. Social media or not, you de jonse big time. No wonder there is a Phrase, "cyber bully". You are a cyber bully,my friend.
cyber bully.? Cuz of daht lil piece of cake i gave ur girl.? Mtcheeeeew.
Plz, come ²d romance section, u would see wah dey call "cyber bully"

You know why I've not red-taped Ada? It's kause she is a woman; she kan easily kome around for peace. If you had told her sorry, whether right or wrong, she will smile at you and you guys would get along again.
sorry my 10inch diçk, go baq ²daht page, u would see
who threw d first insult.

A stranger would think that two ladies were fighting.. There was no man in that bout. 'Twas more like a girl-girl thing.
Some time ago, twas on a Sunday, you picked up a fight with Pukka. I was watching. But pukka did an outstanding thing that day. She shoved off the fight and Drew you to peace.(I think she brought up the topic about church/Sunday) to help cover your mess.
I'm yet to pick up a "fight" wid anyone here.
I can give u d link to where i rilli had a brawl wid som1.
Wah i had wid pukka was dt she mentioned sumfin
abt me beinq obsessed wid her moniker which
got me pissed & i boned(all bcuz of d emodeé issue)dats if yhu get.

I said to myself that Pukka was the man that day.
I don't know why you are like this, yes, you and Ada kan be friends, good friends, but what about the words you've said to her?
& wah abt d words she said to me.?
Oh i forgot, not deadly like mine ryy

You think people easily forget? When you guys become good friends and another person bullies her; how kan you look her in the eyes and assure her that the person is only a beast
ionne need to look her,
I'm jez gonna scatter evritin ryt der & make d guy scamper ⁴safety. grin lolz

and a man like you wouldn't say such things to her?
I don't know sha, but you gotta step up the game. When you do all these things, I just overlook bekause it should have to do with your background, upbringing, environment, and the way life is treating you; so I kant judge you.

But fakt is, learn to komport yourself in publik.
Check this out, Freda is my friend. We kould chat on Facebook or whatsapp, I kould kall her, she kan kall me too. She might see me. And who knows, she might be my helper.
yhu & freda case na special so e no go surprise me.
Remember e dun tey wey i dey use 0ne eye monitor una yeye parol...

That's the chain of life, you kan lose a helper. From faceless strangers, we now talk....... That's lifestyle. Humans improvise. They get along anyhow, anywhere.

So, you don't kome here and be a rifraf.
lolz, mtcheeeeew

my father once said that Every dog eats shiit, the one with shit-stained mouth is the idioht.
Ha, who says Robins can't type the word, "bitchh"?, WHo says I can't be crazy?

"I don't get along with people well, bla bla bla..." mtchew, na my father de get along with people.
All of us have our own palava, you kant kome here and disturb their peace here. You reserve the right to deaktivate your akkount.
I forgot u are seun's elder bro,
Mahn plz, I'm disturbing buh wen I'm laffin, askin questions, making fun & contributin 2ds fuçkinq thread, u didn't see daht one huh...#crap i say#

When you guys say some things I find childish, I klose my mouth bekause I kant judge for we don't share same age, same mindset, same environment, adventures, etc. That's respekt. I don't chip in anyhow here.
.
Phew....

Dharay, na wetin I go tell my younger brother if he fvck up like this, na im I dey yarn you so, my nigga.
No reason am bad, just pick some advice, I swear, you will feel more fulfilled. Check am, you spend Time de prattle with that babe, big boy like you when suppose take her out on a normal day...
You kome let am de insult you... E no make sense naw.... Bros, check am naw...
Life no be so, na small small we de waka anywhere make we no go match the gateman that opens heaven's gate.
When you make some silly remarks at me here, I laugh and in my mind, I just be like, who be this abohki self, and I ignore it. I don't bother kommenting bekause you hardly kount to say the least. I've been paid many times for my attention. So, I kant imagine myself prattling over what won't add dollar bills to my bank akkount. But if I'm paid to reply you back in a nasty manner, you will know in krazier. Then you will kount....
Well, i'm not Ada, she doesn't have my understanding.
i will love ²c daht crazie part of u so I
can introduce yhu to my crazy team in
d romance section...u know ;-)

If you think it's all about a faceless thing that is bound to end like this, people for no de put links and address to their business and life for their signature. There is always another day. Anything can happen. Always choose your words karefullie.
I'm just telling you, bros, no let people de insult you.


nice write up, I like d way u based on me,
It wunt surprise me much fr0m wah av seen on ds thread.
I know most of ur tactics wid d girls so e no too mean if na me b the bad1 to u.

Aniway, i get few points der...jez few..& i will try work on it.
#thanks.


Think about it, oga boss.
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by RobinHez(m): 5:08pm On Jul 13, 2015
Ada96:
tell me the time na....m not always online ....u know
Ok Now!
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by RobinHez(m): 5:09pm On Jul 13, 2015
Now he's shutthefhuckup? grin grin
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Nobody: 5:10pm On Jul 13, 2015
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Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Nobody: 5:11pm On Jul 13, 2015
RobinHez:
Ok Now!
no not now ejor
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by ShutTheFhuckUp: 5:12pm On Jul 13, 2015
RobinHez:
Dharay99 how fa na? smiley
#as we dun sh0w so.#

Hey ßro, howfa na. smiley
ds ond yhu called me out of my all-expense paid vacation
by princecalm...hope no p.?
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Pukka36(f): 5:14pm On Jul 13, 2015
RobinHez:
Now he's shutthefhuckup? grin grin
lipsrsealed
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by ShutTheFhuckUp: 5:16pm On Jul 13, 2015
RobinHez:
Now he's shutthefhuckup? grin grin
no loud am.
Disturbing romance land since god who knows.!
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by RobinHez(m): 5:17pm On Jul 13, 2015
We gonna move frm simple to complex wink

Choose the 'opposite in meaning' word to the underlined (I phrase my words how I like, don't bother correcting tongue)

1. She repudiated his offer of friendship.
A. Rejected
B. Accepted
C. Returned
D. Reconsidered.

2. They sank into a mood of deep melancholy
A. Gloom
B. Dejection
C. Introspection
D. Cheerfulness

3. For years, MTN had a Monopoly on phone services in Nigeria.
A. Syndicate
B. Control
C. Check
D. Competitor

4. The orient and Neighbouring countries began rearing silkworms.
A. Adjacent
B. Foreign
C. Contiguous
D. Bordering

5. Obstinate Children never take corrections.
A. Stubborn
B. Clever
C. Obedient
D. Smart

#simple
#as e dey hot cheesy
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Pukka36(f): 5:18pm On Jul 13, 2015
Ada96:
na wa.....lmfao
Look awaytongue
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Nobody: 5:19pm On Jul 13, 2015
Pukka36:
Look awaytongue
lool okay maam
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by RobinHez(m): 5:20pm On Jul 13, 2015
ShutTheFhuckUp:
#as we dun sh0w so.#
Hey ßro, howfa na. smiley ds ond yhu called me out of my all-expense paid vacation by princecalm...hope no p.?
If I no hail u, sleep no go fit catch me na cheesy
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by RobinHez(m): 5:21pm On Jul 13, 2015
ShutTheFhuckUp:

no loud am.
Disturbing romance land since god who knows.!
Hehehe....one day, u'll meet ur match tongue
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Nobody: 5:23pm On Jul 13, 2015
RobinHez:
We gonna move frm simple to complex wink

Choose the 'opposite in meaning' word to the underlined (I phrase my words how I like, don't bother correcting tongue)

1. She repudiated his offer of friendship.
A. Rejected
B. Accepted
C. Returned
D. Reconsidered.

2. They sank into a mood of deep melancholy
A. Gloom
B. Dejection
C. Introspection
D. Cheerfulness

3. For years, MTN had a Monopoly on phone services in Nigeria.
A. Syndicate
B. Control
C. Check
D. Competitor

4. The orient and Neighbouring countries began rearing silkworms.
A. Adjacent
B. Foreign
C. Contiguous
D. Bordering

5. Obstinate Children never take corrections.
A. Stubborn
B. Clever
C. Obedient
D. Smart

#simple
#as e dey hot cheesy
bdddc
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Pukka36(f): 5:23pm On Jul 13, 2015
BDDCC


RobinHez.



I dey rehearsalsembarassed
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by ShutTheFhuckUp: 5:24pm On Jul 13, 2015
RobinHez:

Hehehe....one day, u'll meet ur match tongue
i once had one b4 remember,
I will luv 2av one again tho...
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by RobinHez(m): 5:26pm On Jul 13, 2015
Dat dude in red is really a proxy to Trouble grin grin
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by RobinHez(m): 5:27pm On Jul 13, 2015
ShutTheFhuckUp:
i once had one b4 remember, I will luv 2av one again tho...
Ok #warming up cool
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by RobinHez(m): 5:30pm On Jul 13, 2015
Pukka36:



I dey rehearsalsembarassed
Really?
Y'all got a special program lined up?
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Nobody: 5:38pm On Jul 13, 2015
k
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Nobody: 5:38pm On Jul 13, 2015
RobinHez:
We gonna move frm simple to complex wink

Choose the 'opposite in meaning' word to the underlined (I phrase my words how I like, don't bother correcting tongue)

1. She repudiated his offer of friendship.
A. Rejected
B. Accepted
C. Returned
D. Reconsidered.

2. They sank into a mood of deep melancholy
A. Gloom
B. Dejection
C. Introspection
D. Cheerfulness

3. For years, MTN had a Monopoly on phone services in Nigeria.
A. Syndicate
B. Control
C. Check
D. Competitor

4. The orient and Neighbouring countries began rearing silkworms.
A. Adjacent
B. Foreign
C. Contiguous
D. Bordering

5. Obstinate Children never take corrections.
A. Stubborn
B. Clever
C. Obedient
D. Smart

#simple
#as e dey hot cheesy

BDDBC

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