wordbank:
Na so gehs go dey form dust dey cuz catarrh everywhere

boys are the one that make the ground dry hard so the dust they form causes catarrh !boys give dem too much attention, d average Lady does not deserve any young mans attention, but woman wrapper too much, even for this NL forum , we identify them via their stalking gifted attitudes !!

wordbank:
Na so gehs go dey form dust dey cuz catarrh everywhere

boys are the one that make the ground dry hard so the dust they form causes catarrh !boys give dem too much attention, d average Lady does not deserve any young mans attention, but woman wrapper too much, even for this NL forum , we identify them via their stalking gifted attitudes !!If u belong to this class of boys, u really need 2nd touch

the same tin happen to me. I met a guy After purchasing my masters form in his shop. he asks some pple to call me believing dat it was sometime important. he asks me my name n what am doing I told him am just waiting for my nanny. he started counselling wit few bags of cement he was selling dat I shkd be a Gud girl. at d end he did nt toast me n did nt collect my noba.

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...bro I gots pound sterlin..I gots Gorilla moiney....be nice & I will post u £10 cash to buy a suit ther in NIgeria (Real Talk ma nigga) [/quote
u are in Ajegunle sef, who u won decieve? U know dis is d truth about girls of nowadays, u have d guts to insult him. Mtcheeeeew

Werey pass werey

O boy! Pls stop boboing us joor. Come up wth sumtin real & reasonable.

Serves Her Right!


http://bummyla.com

Lolz you sound like one of those broke mad witches in your village, ure not even ashamed of yourself, following me everywhere, don't think you're a guy sha, u really an animal, buh 1word for you, always respect yourself in a place like this, nd respect people's opinion, I pity for you sha, sorry,seen u have nothing to say sleep well

sonofananimal1:


WHY YOU DEY DO LIKE VILLAGE GIRL

SPEAK WETI WE GO UNDERSTAND NA.

We ain't materialistic, we are just too responsible to walk into poverty with our eyes wide open...
#Truth#

ashmanpolo:


Monkey, my problem is the manner at which they go about it. Idottt (no ofeinse)

and this summarize the moral of the story but foools like MrCork(no ofeinse) won't see that. Even if its a fable the moral of the story is well understood.

adeh39:

Wetin do your mouth?
How are you doing jare?

LOLZ cool oh. I just dey ohh, dey find trouble up and down
NO mind me jare

MrCork:



...see yor head like Cow leg...so u get upset coz babe told u find job..abi?.......wher the hell will u get moiney to maintain her? ..thru arm robbery?.. Goat!! (no ofeinse)

where and how did you grow up? just about three sentences and abuses all over. anyone interacting or associating with you will in a very short space of time become violent, please change your ways.

Sassybae:
Lolz you sound like one of those broke mad witches in your village, ure not even ashamed of yourself, following me everywhere , don't think you're a guy sha, u really an animal, buh 1word for you, always respect yourself in a place like this, nd respect people's opinion, I pity for you sha, sorry,seen u have nothing to say sleep well

Lolz

You can lie!!! NO BE TODAY I JUST SEE YOUR MONIKA.
HOW YOU EXPECT ME TO DEY FOLLOW UGLY GIRL LIKE YOU

OK COME NO VEX I HEAR SAY YOU BE CAVE WOMAN?
HOW YOU DEY TAKE SLEEP ON TOP ROCK SELF

NO WONDER YOUR BODY STRONG

UjSizzle:
I'll love to write the next installment of this series

lol.
Lots of stories here

Hahahahahahahajahahaha
I just love Nairalanders...you cannot fool everyone at the same time..mba!
Immediately I read the story, I knew instantly it was curled from the op's imaginations... Especially the last paragraph... Chai! Op this is an insult to us biko what do you take us for? You cooked up this bullshit tale and even got the guts to post it here? If I catch you ehnnnnnn!!!!

*in my boo's voice" Liar liar! Pants on fire!

sonofananimal1:
LOLZ
cool oh. I just dey ohh, dey find trouble up and down

NO mind me jare

Lol....trouble maker

ashmanpolo:
Some Corpers around my area passed out like two weeks back so I was at one of my Favourite Pool side, chilling out that day. I started conversing with one of the Corpers. The first thing she asked me was, "where do you work?" see Jamb question.

Firstly, I wasn't even thinking of wooing this bae cos she got a bracelet on her left leg and that's a huge turn-off for me.

I told her I was an applicant, still job-hunting. Next thing this girl started advising me to focus on my job-hunting and stop toasting girls. That she's not in for jobless guys like me for now. I just taya.
Okay I told her to give me her number to at least get more counselling, "for where?" The girl messed me up 'jakajaka'

This morning, I saw her in front of our company gate, a popular Oil and Gas firm. She was holding a CV and she was so wowed. She was like "what are you doing here?" I work here
"Jesus, for how long now?" Seven years.
"But...."
I didn't allow her continue the questions as a driver came in front of me and I entered the Toyota Hilux. She ran up to me and I think I heard:
"Please give me your number"

some of them are like that

zheroes:
where and how did you grow up? just about three sentences and abuses all over. anyone interacting or associating with you will in a very short space of time become violent, please change your ways.

..bro I gots moiney, u don't...am in London, u aint..I gots pounds stalin, u don't....I driv £28,000(cash)range rover spot, u don't ...I date only lightskin females, u don't.....I can get any womens I want, cant....SO THE QUESTIONS IS, IF U DONT HAV MOINEY,WHY SHUD U BE CHASIN WOMEN?...this is the problem wit u homebase guys....U don't hav mnoiney but then u want to argue like market women....OP has no job...SO WHY THE HECK IS HE CHASIN WOMEN?? (no oofense)

MrCork:



..bro I gots moiney, u don't...am in London, u aint..I gots pounds stalin, u don't....I driv £28,000(cash)range rover spot, u don't ...[b]I date only lightskin females, u don't.....SO THE QUESTIONS IS, IF U DONT HAV MOINEY,WHY SHUD U BE CHASIN WOMEN?...this is the problem wit u homebase guys....[/b]U don't hav mnoiney but then u want to argue like market women....OP has no job...SO WHY THE HECK IS HE CHASIN WOMEN?? (no oofense)

You are still dating at this your great old age. You that can give birth to me.

Better go and marry, Baba Agbalagba

adeh39:

Lol....trouble maker

that's me

Sassybae:
Lolz.....chei op can lie....sounds more like one of those nollywood movies sha

Na true Babes 2de form

BecaciaBarbie:
Hahahahahahahajahahaha
I just love Nairalanders...you cannot fool everyone at the same time..mba!
Immediately I read the story, I knew instantly it was curled from the op's imaginations... Especially the last paragraph... Chai! Op this is an insult to us biko what do you take us for? You cooked up this bullshit tale and even got the guts to post it here? If I catch you ehnnnnnn!!!!

*in my boo's voice" Liar liar! Pants on fire!

Comor go and sleep jor,

THE OP talk his life experience about you people and here you are, shouting liar lair. If you think it is a lie, go and form your own story

Oil and gas? Even my uncle in the village works in an oil company(palm oil).

Ishilove:

You are still dating at this your great old age. You that can give birth to me.

Better go and marry, Baba Agbalagba

..well..all women are designed to me loved & chased..this means somebody has to do the chasin.....so if I don't chase them who will chase them?....u gots great curves too though!

pointzero30:
the same tin happen to me. I met a guy After purchasing my masters form in his shop. he asks some pple to call me believing dat it was sometime important. he asks me my name n what am doing I told him am just waiting for my nanny. he started counselling wit few bags of cement he was selling dat I shkd be a Gud girl. at d end he did nt toast me n did nt collect my noba.

Sweet 16 still de worry U...

MrCork:



...see yor head like Cow leg...so u get upset coz babe told u find job..abi?.......wher the hell will u get moiney to maintain her? ..thru arm robbery?.. Goat!! (no ofeinse)

what have you posted now?? Drinking paracetamol for another person's headache. Mtchewwwwwwwwww

peeta89:
what have you posted now?? Drinking paracetamol for another person's headache. Mtchewwwwwwwwww

...thanks patra.. Goat! (no ofeense)

She was lucky the Hilux was not that of the Nigerian Railway Coporation, she would had been covered with thick black smoke, by the time the smoke diffused she go don turn to that statue wey dey front of NEPA office for Marina. Good laugh, even though OP dey lie, some babes can do worse things that even the devil would 'wow'.

BecaciaBarbie:
Hahahahahahahajahahaha
I just love Nairalanders...you cannot fool everyone at the same time..mba!
Immediately I read the story, I knew instantly it was curled from the op's imaginations... Especially the last paragraph... Chai! Op this is an insult to us biko what do you take us for? You cooked up this bullshit tale and even got the guts to post it here? If I catch you ehnnnnnn!!!!

*in my boo's voice" Liar liar! Pants on fire!

Na pants strapped with bomb! Cover up artist.

obo389:

mtecheeew. almost every nairalander dey claim thy work in oil any gas.if I may ask,wch oil and gas?
gas and oil ni

I wonder oooo!!!!!

If everybody dey work in oil and gas, who con dey work in
Cocacola, seven up,
Nta, silverbird
Bristow, arik, caverton
Glo, mtn, etisalat
Obasanjo farms,.......abi na ghost workers dem get?

Sassybae:
Lolz.....chei op can lie....sounds more like one of those nollywood movies sha

lie for wat,na una way

Haahhahaha.... I love this. Pay back is sweet.