LadyBoss1:
Night night peeps

prettythicksme:
Dont b mad about it,na me get my thing

Captainswag225:
lol, hmmm okay, gudnyt sweet dreams

Orijin101:

*speaks in tongue.. .. ..
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Suka su katada.. .. ..

Are you sure you with your eyes?

Sinnzu:
e consyne me? flex your thing abeg. YOLO

RETROSHAWTY:
CaptainSwag225 so your germany friend sabi pidgin.

Sinnzu:
tooth wont let me.

Captainswag225:
lol, hahahahaha, i guess wonders never end in dis world..... Am sure he learnt it in a german school lmao.

swtgrl4eva:


I've been online since afternoon

Johnnoah1st:
another senselessly enhance dumb post 4rm u.

RETROSHAWTY:
so what you gonna do?

prettythicksme:
yes!!with my naked eyes

Oh! Sorry, i thought your eyes were putting on pant and bra before

Ok, check it now

pbs4real:
alryt. . Gudnyt then. . .slip tyt and dream of me

prettythicksme:
so?

RETROSHAWTY:
Lol oh no wonder

Sinnzu:
dunno

RETROSHAWTY:
lol how you dey?

pbs4real:
chai!i fear u ooh. . .

Captainswag225:
btw i think my german friend likes u alot.....

Orijin101:

Oh! Sorry, i thought your eyes were putting on pant and bra before

Ok, check it now

Captainswag225:
cherlene......

RETROSHAWTY:
You can take cereal

prettythicksme:
mogbe!!how?orijin101 see wetin u cause

What i do na?

prettythicksme:
night

don't sleep yet na

RETROSHAWTY:
Lol he should swerve biko

sinizia:


I swear down!! It gets on my nerves every goddamn time!!

What i do is, i complain twice only or thrice in some cases, if it continues, i distance myself from her. I won't bother checking on her again. Never!!

The few excellent chatters i have among them, i cherish them so much because it will be hard to find their type easily.

But most of my favorite female chatters are diaspora-based Nigerians or foreigners outside Naija. They make you feel alive with each chat.

Lol! Treasure the excellent ones you have while they are still in your contacts.
Personally, most of my female friends (Nigerians) are excellent chatters. It's just one of them that has this attitude. What I've learnt to do now is to give her the same treatment she gives me anytime she initiates a chat and she doesn't surprise me. It all ends after three lines.

RETROSHAWTY:
And you are?

prettythicksme:
night

Sinnzu:
Gud suggestion, buh m tryna avoid milk or sugar. Dont wanna pull my tooth out. I'll be fyn dont worry, it'll be dawn in a jiffy

sinizia:


This shít right here is why i hate chatting with most Nigerian girls. Most Naija girls are dull chatters!!

E.g:

Her: Hi
Me: What's up
Her: I'm okay.
Me: and how yours day?
Her: "kul"
Me: Your DP is nice, took the pic today? Etc.. Blah blah.

Even though she's replying "monotonically" and not asking how i am too, I'm still tryna keep the chatting flowing..

But when the reverse is the case..

Me: Hi
Her: Hello or yeah. (Fúck up number 1)

Or

Her: what's up?
Me: I'm great

Next thing is..

Her: OK. (Fúck up number 2)

Or..

Her: what's up?
Me: I'm okay and you?
Her: I'm cool
Me: and how was your day?
Her: fine.. (Forgetting to accord the same courtesy of asking after my day too).. Fúck up number 3!!

Many if not most Naija girls are dull chatters. The few lively ones i have, i never let them go.

Chaiii!!

Deejavuu:
Agape Charis

Mi loff!