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Pls Leave My Sister Alone. by phlio(m): 10:48pm On Jul 14, 2015 |
MY SISTER IN UNDER-AGED ME: Mr. Man, I said you should never come here to look for my sister again, how many times have I warned you, please leave NOW, to avoid any embarrassment. HIM: Hey dude, see…we can resolve this. Look, I’ve got something for you. Have it, *stretches an envelope*, let me just speak with her. ME: wu b dude? abi this one deh craze? (tout)No, Oga. Don’t bribe me. See, its simple, I’ve told you, you are too old to date her, I keep emphasizing this, she’s just a kid. Forget about what she’s flaunting…her front and back are just deceiving you. Haba! Put yourself in my shoes. I can’t allow this to happen, ‘tofiaqwa’. Besides she doesn’t even love you. HIM: Of course, she loves me, and I love her. See, she’s actually more mature than you think, she thinks, talks, reasons and even acts like an adult…and I believe she is. What matters is that we love ourselves. Please, why do you dislike me? Tell me what you don’t like about me, I’ll try to change. ME: Hmmm! So, I’m now a liar, abi? And you know her more than I do. Okay…see, I shouldn’t be having this conversation with you, I have more important things to attend to. Just leave abeg. HIM: I’m sorry; I didn’t mean to offend you. It’s just that, there’s something important I must tell her. Please. ME: Ehn ehn, you’ve seen a mugu you can scope. Don’t tell her anything. Call her on phone; at least you have her number… HIM: Errm, have you forgotten that, since the other day, I’ve not been able to reach her. The number is no longer in use I guess. I’ve tried it over a thousand times now. You said you can…k..ki..kill her if she ever speaks with me. ME: oh! Ehn, I forgot, yes o. and I mean it. She dare not try to call you. I know she has crammed your number. HIM: *feeling very disappointed and sober* okay, just one favor you could do for me and her…our life and future depends on it. Please tell her I said she should please keep it, no matter how hard it may be. Tell her I said she must not destroy it. She’ll understand. Thank you. *walking away* ME: *processing the statement* “keep it, she must not destroy it, keep it…keep what? She must not destroy what?” Eh! Oga wait, what do you mean? HIM: Please, just tell her that… ME: *quickly runs inside to check my sister. Finds her peeping through the window* What is that rubbish this guy is saying? Follow me, NOW. Oya, explain yourselves now, I deserve an explanation. HER: *walks up to him, gives him a hug* what’s happening? HIM: It’s all good. *kneeling down, with a still face* ME: What apologies do you have? You better speak out now. HIM: *nervous* Hey dear, I’m sorry. HER: *confused* Sorry, sorry about what? HIM: *bringing out something from his suit pocket* I’m sorry it took me this long to ask, will you marry me, please? ME: *eyes rolling, blood pressure increasing, anger burning like a raging inferno* What? No! *wakes up from sleep* Ah..ah… ah! phlio |
Re: Pls Leave My Sister Alone. by feldido(m): 10:49pm On Jul 14, 2015 |
Ok... Hope Malaria no de do u 1 Like |
Re: Pls Leave My Sister Alone. by phlio(m): 10:52pm On Jul 14, 2015 |
feldido:this one pass malaria |
Re: Pls Leave My Sister Alone. by marshalcarter: 10:53pm On Jul 14, 2015 |
Iffa put 4 bullet for ur head...knw sey na bks of ur 6ta |
Re: Pls Leave My Sister Alone. by Nobody: 10:55pm On Jul 14, 2015 |
smh,op get fever mixed with goat shit! |
Re: Pls Leave My Sister Alone. by phlio(m): 10:58pm On Jul 14, 2015 |
prettythicksme:I love u too. |
Re: Pls Leave My Sister Alone. by Brugo(m): 11:00pm On Jul 14, 2015 |
. Excellent. I like it. |
Re: Pls Leave My Sister Alone. by Nobody: 11:00pm On Jul 14, 2015 |
phlio:TYPHIOD don join d fever? |
Re: Pls Leave My Sister Alone. by singlefade25(f): 11:01pm On Jul 14, 2015 |
Hahahahahahaha.........funny |
Re: Pls Leave My Sister Alone. by phlio(m): 11:01pm On Jul 14, 2015 |
Brugo:baba thank u jare nah only appreciate work of frictional art |
Re: Pls Leave My Sister Alone. by phlio(m): 11:03pm On Jul 14, 2015 |
Brugo:baba thank u jare nah only u appreciate work of frictional art |
Re: Pls Leave My Sister Alone. by CUM4WHAT(m): 11:03pm On Jul 14, 2015 |
I BLAME DIS OP NOT.... SHIIT HAPPENS WEN U SMOKING SUYA PAPER FOR THE FIRST TIME ladyboss1 sandrannna gurgle oyind17 come c una brother |
Re: Pls Leave My Sister Alone. by Gurgle(f): 11:06pm On Jul 14, 2015 |
CUM4WHAT: which kind brother where you get fingers to type my name in nonsense thread |
Re: Pls Leave My Sister Alone. by phlio(m): 11:06pm On Jul 14, 2015 |
CUM4WHAT:y u wan disgrace me nah |
Re: Pls Leave My Sister Alone. by CUM4WHAT(m): 11:17pm On Jul 14, 2015 |
Gurgle:uve forgotten those pretty fingers of mine u cudnt resist |
Re: Pls Leave My Sister Alone. by phlio(m): 11:21pm On Jul 14, 2015 |
Gurgle:what r u now feeling like? super RAT abi |
Re: Pls Leave My Sister Alone. by Gurgle(f): 11:22pm On Jul 14, 2015 |
phlio: I didn't understand you |
Re: Pls Leave My Sister Alone. by meimoks(f): 11:26pm On Jul 14, 2015 |
OP sleep-walking or high fever? |
Re: Pls Leave My Sister Alone. by phlio(m): 11:27pm On Jul 14, 2015 |
Gurgle:better u don't |
Re: Pls Leave My Sister Alone. by phlio(m): 11:28pm On Jul 14, 2015 |
prettythicksme:yea o |
Re: Pls Leave My Sister Alone. by Gurgle(f): 11:31pm On Jul 14, 2015 |
phlio: ok |
Re: Pls Leave My Sister Alone. by XavierBlue(m): 11:32pm On Jul 14, 2015 |
So you'll fvcking not allow another nigga fvck your sister but will spend the night on another nigga's sister? XavierBlue
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Re: Pls Leave My Sister Alone. by phlio(m): 11:39pm On Jul 14, 2015 |
XavierBlue:lol....sorry brother I don't fornicate. |
Re: Pls Leave My Sister Alone. by phlio(m): 11:40pm On Jul 14, 2015 |
Gurgle:no p....ehn awa u doing |
Re: Pls Leave My Sister Alone. by Gurgle(f): 11:41pm On Jul 14, 2015 |
phlio: fine thank you and yourself |
Re: Pls Leave My Sister Alone. by phlio(m): 11:44pm On Jul 14, 2015 |
Gurgle:u must be a trouble maker....lol...oya go sleep |
Re: Pls Leave My Sister Alone. by Gurgle(f): 11:46pm On Jul 14, 2015 |
phlio: this guy is confusing me o |
Re: Pls Leave My Sister Alone. by phlio(m): 11:48pm On Jul 14, 2015 |
Gurgle:hahah....make I go sleep...I get CDs tomorrow. oya follow me for back |
Re: Pls Leave My Sister Alone. by Gurgle(f): 11:53pm On Jul 14, 2015 |
phlio: I don't even blame you na cum4wat I blame |
Re: Pls Leave My Sister Alone. by phlio(m): 11:58pm On Jul 14, 2015 |
Gurgle:oya make we go sleep....am closing this thread |
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