[quote author=emmanuellaj post=35860162]Story for the gods[/quote
Hello...Lovely profile pic. Can I get to know you.

U jst delivered the message like a midwife!U jst delivered the message like a midwife!

ashmanpolo:
Some Corpers around my area passed out like two weeks back so I was at one of my Favourite Pool side, chilling out that day. I started conversing with one of the Corpers. The first thing she asked me was, "where do you work?" see Jamb question.

Firstly, I wasn't even thinking of wooing this bae cos she got a bracelet on her left leg and that's a huge turn-off for me.

I told her I was an applicant, still job-hunting. Next thing this girl started advising me to focus on my job-hunting and stop toasting girls. That she's not in for jobless guys like me for now. I just taya.
Okay I told her to give me her number to at least get more counselling, "for where?" The girl messed me up 'jakajaka'

This morning, I saw her in front of our company gate, a popular Oil and Gas firm. She was holding a CV and she was so wowed. She was like "what are you doing here?" I work here
"Jesus, for how long now?" Seven years.
"But...."
I didn't allow her continue the questions as a driver came in front of me and I entered the Toyota Hilux. She ran up to me and I think I heard:
"Please give me your number"

Cutehector:
Dis story seems fake to me

Ehnn, bros, whether na fake or not, e sweet die! We like am like that. In fact, na this kain sweet story we dey find. E too sweet.

Again, it's quite educative.

ashmanpolo:
Some Corpers around my area passed out like two weeks back so I was at one of my Favourite Pool side, chilling out that day. I started conversing with one of the Corpers. The first thing she asked me was, "where do you work?" see Jamb question.

Firstly, I wasn't even thinking of wooing this bae cos she got a bracelet on her left leg and that's a huge turn-off for me.

I told her I was an applicant, still job-hunting. Next thing this girl started advising me to focus on my job-hunting and stop toasting girls. That she's not in for jobless guys like me for now. I just taya.
Okay I told her to give me her number to at least get more counselling, "for where?" The girl messed me up 'jakajaka'

This morning, I saw her in front of our company gate, a popular Oil and Gas firm. She was holding a CV and she was so wowed. She was like "what are you doing here?" I work here
"Jesus, for how long now?" Seven years.
"But...."
I didn't allow her continue the questions as a driver came in front of me and I entered the Toyota Hilux. She ran up to me and I think I heard:
"Please give me your number"

Hahaha. Wicked guy.

Ladies are so ephemeral. I do not take many of them seriously. If you see how bankers and lecturers sleep with these girls, you will know many of them don't use their brains. Ladies are bees drawn to honey or houseflies drawn to poo. Sorry to say this. They are so unreliable and unpredictable lacking in conscience and sound judgement.

If I were the one you told you were job hunting, I won't believe you on face value. I will smell the rat and at least continue chatting you up.

Brimstone1:
That advise will go nowhere. Our ladies only look out for men who have jeeps and big houses. Educational status and looks are second place

.

No, She regards you as an illiterate if you have a jeep and a house at age 30, she will ask you if you are a graduate. Her brain raises a firewall that you are OMATA. They have so many filters for men.

I find it funny when ladies even from nairaland ask me if I am a graduate just because I told her I am a businessman when she demanded my occupation. Truth is we cannot change how women reason. Perhaps had i told her I was an engineer she won't ask if I was a graduate. Maybe good written English is learnt in the womb.

blueseacats:
Bro it depends on the individual av seen oil workers who look like well dressed big rig drivers, they are not Nigerians though, as Nigerians typically like to show it if they have and sometimes even when they don't have it.

The way una dey sound bout oil workers. Do they dress better than bankers abi lawyers ? They have no dress codes.

They dress like any businessman around.

MrCork:


..well..all women are designed to me loved & chased..this means somebody has to do the chasin.....so if I don't chase them who will chase them?....u gots great curves too though!

Yeah yeah... so in your mind you're a player?Cork go and marry! Agbaya.

ashmanpolo:
Some Corpers around my area passed out like two weeks back so I was at one of my Favourite Pool side, chilling out that day. I started conversing with one of the Corpers. The first thing she asked me was, "where do you work?" see Jamb question.

Firstly, I wasn't even thinking of wooing this bae cos she got a bracelet on her left leg and that's a huge turn-off for me.

I told her I was an applicant, still job-hunting. Next thing this girl started advising me to focus on my job-hunting and stop toasting girls. That she's not in for jobless guys like me for now. I just taya.
Okay I told her to give me her number to at least get more counselling, "for where?" The girl messed me up 'jakajaka'

This morning, I saw her in front of our company gate, a popular Oil and Gas firm. She was holding a CV and she was so wowed. She was like "what are you doing here?" I work here
"Jesus, for how long now?" Seven years.
"But...."
I didn't allow her continue the questions as a driver came in front of me and I entered the Toyota Hilux. She ran up to me and I think I heard:
"Please give me your number"

She's a broke as*s gold-digger.

I know her tribe

MrCork:



...see yor head like Cow leg...so u get upset coz babe told u find job..abi?.......wher the hell will u get moiney to maintain her? ..thru arm robbery?.. Goat!! (no ofeinse)

Is it compulsory that d moment u guys start dating, she wld just drop all her personal and family problems on u?

Is dat d way it shld be done?

Guess u havent seen d picture of Obama and Michelle or Basket Mouth and his wife when he was still up coming in d Nigerian comedy industry.

The thing is most Nigerian girls and even oyibo girls too are looking for "already made". He said he was job hunting, not as if he was home all day lazying around and getting drunk.

U and I both know how d Nigerian job market is.

I had just N30 on me d day I met my boo. I was even pricing danfo dat day sef But today the story is different.

400billionman:




Hahaha. Wicked guy.

Ladies are so ephemeral. I do not take many of them seriously. If you see how bankers and lecturers sleep with these girls, you will know many of them don't use their brains. Ladies are bees drawn to honey or houseflies drawn to poo. Sorry to say this. They are so unreliable and unpredictable lacking in conscience and sound judgement.

If I were the one you told you were job hunting, I won't believe you on face value. I will smell the rat and at least continue chatting you up.

Omo if all dose feminist catsh uuu Op nice story, if u belive dis, u can belive "jide kosoko sole fise spartacus"

Even if it is fake is vry possibl,so learn from it

Cutehector:
Dis story seems fake to me

ashmanpolo:


Monkey, my problem is the manner at which they go about it. Idottt (no ofeinse)

you b oyomesi. u just became my best guy

Lol.
Sounds like a good story!

The 10th, 11th, 12th, 13th, 14th, 15th and 16th best comment of my entire NL life


So calm, soothing, Matured and Insulting


I give it to MrCock and ashmanpolo

Cutehector:
Dis story seems fake to me

But sounds real and interesting to me

Courtesy demands that one handles 'toasters' with maturity...because one can never tell. This lady goofed big time!
Please I have a question: why do [some] ladies wear bracelets?

TemmyWon:

you b oyomesi. u just became my best guy

Thanks so much

This lady goofed BIG TIME. That's what pride,immaturity and discourtesy causes. As an aside,why should/do ladies wear bracelets

ashmanpolo:
Some Corpers around my area passed out like two weeks back so I was at one of my Favourite Pool side, chilling out that day. I started conversing with one of the Corpers. The first thing she asked me was, "where do you work?" see Jamb question.

Firstly, I wasn't even thinking of wooing this bae cos she got a bracelet on her left leg and that's a huge turn-off for me.

I told her I was an applicant, still job-hunting. Next thing this girl started advising me to focus on my job-hunting and stop toasting girls. That she's not in for jobless guys like me for now. I just taya.
Okay I told her to give me her number to at least get more counselling, "for where?" The girl messed me up 'jakajaka'

This morning, I saw her in front of our company gate, a popular Oil and Gas firm. She was holding a CV and she was so wowed. She was like "what are you doing here?" I work here
"Jesus, for how long now?" Seven years.
"But...."
I didn't allow her continue the questions as a driver came in front of me and I entered the Toyota Hilux. She ran up to me and I think I heard:
"Please give me your number"

*tha signature tho*

Sunny360:
Courtesy demands that one handles 'toasters' with maturity...because one can never tell. This lady goofed big time!
Please I have a question: why do [some] ladies wear bracelets?

Some lesbians use it as a sign to know themselves; some witchcraft; some fashion

@ sassybae ......am nt surprised coz ure one of those babes dat doesn't even blv d existence of paradise& hell.
Lolz

400billionman:
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No, She regards you as an illiterate if you have a jeep and a house at age 30, she will ask you if you are a graduate. Her brain raises a firewall that you are OMATA. They have so many filters for men.

I find it funny when ladies even from nairaland ask me if I am a graduate just because I told her I am a businessman when she demanded my occupation. Truth is we cannot change how women reason. Perhaps had i told her I was an engineer she won't ask if I was a graduate. Maybe good written English is learnt in the womb.

YEAH, VERY CORRECT.
NAIJA WOMEN JUST DON'T GET IT. THAT'S HOW MOST OF THEM LOSE POTENTIAL HUSBAND.

Sunny360:
This lady goofed BIG TIME. That's what pride,immaturity and discourtesy causes. As an aside,why should/do ladies wear bracelets

THAT BRACELETS DEY ASSOCIATED WITH JUJU,
MOST WOMEN DEY USE THAT THING AS AMULET

for real or fake ?

BecaciaBarbie:
Hahahahahahahajahahaha
I just love Nairalanders...you cannot fool everyone at the same time..mba!
Immediately I read the story, I knew instantly it was curled from the op's imaginations... Especially the last paragraph... Chai! Op this is an insult to us biko what do you take us for? You cooked up this bullshit tale and even got the guts to post it here? If I catch you ehnnnnnn!!!!

*in my boo's voice" Liar liar! Pants on fire!

Is that Damon?

ashmanpolo:
Some Corpers around my area passed out like two weeks back so I was at one of my Favourite Pool side, chilling out that day. I started conversing with one of the Corpers. The first thing she asked me was, "where do you work?" see Jamb question.

Firstly, I wasn't even thinking of wooing this bae cos she got a bracelet on her left leg and that's a huge turn-off for me.

I told her I was an applicant, still job-hunting. Next thing this girl started advising me to focus on my job-hunting and stop toasting girls. That she's not in for jobless guys like me for now. I just taya.
Okay I told her to give me her number to at least get more counselling, "for where?" The girl messed me up 'jakajaka'

This morning, I saw her in front of our company gate, a popular Oil and Gas firm. She was holding a CV and she was so wowed. She was like "what are you doing here?" I work here
"Jesus, for how long now?" Seven years.
"But...."
I didn't allow her continue the questions as a driver came in front of me and I entered the Toyota Hilux. She ran up to me and I think I heard:
"Please give me your number"

Yeeeeeee

ashmanpolo:
Some Corpers around my area passed out like two weeks back so I was at one of my Favourite Pool side, chilling out that day. I started conversing with one of the Corpers. The first thing she asked me was, "where do you work?" see Jamb question.

Firstly, I wasn't even thinking of wooing this bae cos she got a bracelet on her left leg and that's a huge turn-off for me.

I told her I was an applicant, still job-hunting. Next thing this girl started advising me to focus on my job-hunting and stop toasting girls. That she's not in for jobless guys like me for now. I just taya.
Okay I told her to give me her number to at least get more counselling, "for where?" The girl messed me up 'jakajaka'

This morning, I saw her in front of our company gate, a popular Oil and Gas firm. She was holding a CV and she was so wowed. She was like "what are you doing here?" I work here
"Jesus, for how long now?" Seven years.
"But...."
I didn't allow her continue the questions as a driver came in front of me and I entered the Toyota Hilux. She ran up to me and I think I heard:
"Please give me your number"

Is that an excerpt from an article or did it happen to you.

sonofananimal1:


THAT BRACELETS DEY ASSOCIATED WITH JUJU,
MOST WOMEN DEY USE THAT THING AS AMULET

And you know that for a fact?

ashmanpolo:
Some Corpers around my area passed out like two weeks back so I was at one of my Favourite Pool side, chilling out that day. I started conversing with one of the Corpers. The first thing she asked me was, "where do you work?" see Jamb question.

Firstly, I wasn't even thinking of wooing this bae cos she got a bracelet on her left leg and that's a huge turn-off for me.

I told her I was an applicant, still job-hunting. Next thing this girl started advising me to focus on my job-hunting and stop toasting girls. That she's not in for jobless guys like me for now. I just taya.
Okay I told her to give me her number to at least get more counselling, "for where?" The girl messed me up 'jakajaka'

This morning, I saw her in front of our company gate, a popular Oil and Gas firm. She was holding a CV and she was so wowed. She was like "what are you doing here?" I work here
"Jesus, for how long now?" Seven years.
"But...."
I didn't allow her continue the questions as a driver came in front of me and I entered the Toyota Hilux. She ran up to me and I think I heard:
"Please give me your number"

nawa o some girls are funny ehn

sonofananimal1:
YEAH, VERY CORRECT.
NAIJA WOMEN JUST DON'T GET IT. THAT'S HOW MOST OF THEM LOSE POTENTIAL HUSBAND.

See consolation.

The only reason you keep running into these kinds of ladies is because you want those kind of ladies.

Simple because she is a lady doesn't mean she shouldn't make sure she is secure.

Afterall, no be chop and clean mouth you dey find.

There are lots of ways to find a potential wife.............@OP the pool side is not one of them