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10 Things Every Male Has Done With His joystick by falcon01: 2:48pm On Jul 15, 2015 |
Do you know how much men love their pen ises? Well, if you are not a man, then you may not actually know much love men have for their pleasure tools and how much they love to play with them. To a man, the penis is an emblem of manhood, his pleasure grove, and his unique selling point – the things that sets him apart. In fact, the average man will not exchange his penis for anything in the world. Well, here are 10 things almost every man has tried at least once: 1. Tuck it behind our legs to form a vagina. Yes, we do this and this turns us into 2. women until we release the penis again. 3. Try to make it dangle without using the hands. A man can move his penis by mental command only, especially when the penis is erect. 4. Push it back into the foreskin. Sometimes we like to make the penis disappear into its skin, like a snail going into its shell. Only a flaccid penis can do this. 5. Flick it when it is erect. This is painful, but we still do it for the fun of it. An erect penis will spring forward and bounce back if flicked. 6. Peep into it … heehehehe. Some of us look into the tip, prying with one finger to expose the red flesh inside. 7. Bend it left or right and up or down when it is flaccid or semi-erect. This may happen during shower moments or masturbation sessions. 8. Stretch it just to see how extended can be. Some do it until it hurts. 9. Try to insert it into things. A number of us men have at least once tried to fit the penis into other things other than the vagina. Culprits include paper towel rolls, bottles, etc. 10. Measure it. This one is done by almost all men. Some people use fingers, pens, rulers, tapes and the likes just to get an idea of the length. Actually am guilty of all these 2 Likes
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Re: 10 Things Every Male Has Done With His joystick by popeferd(m): 2:52pm On Jul 15, 2015 |
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Re: 10 Things Every Male Has Done With His joystick by Remilekun101: 2:54pm On Jul 15, 2015 |
FALCONEY... CONTINUE |
Re: 10 Things Every Male Has Done With His joystick by Nobody: 3:00pm On Jul 15, 2015 |
hmmm |
Re: 10 Things Every Male Has Done With His joystick by Nobody: 3:17pm On Jul 15, 2015 |
Please speak for you and your village brothers, you can add your father if you want...The fact that you do it does not mean everyone has done or will do it. 2 Likes |
Re: 10 Things Every Male Has Done With His joystick by falconey(m): 3:21pm On Jul 15, 2015 |
Remilekun101:that's not me that's my PROTEGE. |
Re: 10 Things Every Male Has Done With His joystick by Remilekun101: 3:25pm On Jul 15, 2015 |
Re: 10 Things Every Male Has Done With His joystick by falcon01: 3:37pm On Jul 15, 2015 |
falconey:stfu 1 Like |
Re: 10 Things Every Male Has Done With His joystick by jrerico1(m): 3:37pm On Jul 15, 2015 |
Gosh am guilty of no1.. when I was still in very young ![]() ![]() |
Re: 10 Things Every Male Has Done With His joystick by dharay99: 3:38pm On Jul 15, 2015 |
2..? ![]() Numb 8&10..a no 4me. |
Re: 10 Things Every Male Has Done With His joystick by CUM4WHAT(m): 3:44pm On Jul 15, 2015 |
[size=28pt]LADIES BE LIKE.... DIS WRITE UP IS MAKING US H*RNY?? [/size] 1 Like |
Re: 10 Things Every Male Has Done With His joystick by falconey(m): 3:48pm On Jul 15, 2015 |
falcon01:Is that how you address your elders? |
Re: 10 Things Every Male Has Done With His joystick by babs01(m): 3:49pm On Jul 15, 2015 |
I dod dat n0 1 wella |
Re: 10 Things Every Male Has Done With His joystick by Nobody: 3:50pm On Jul 15, 2015 |
I have never done any of this,gnome I need to broadened my horizon |
Re: 10 Things Every Male Has Done With His joystick by falcon01: 3:50pm On Jul 15, 2015 |
falconey:sorry sir |
Re: 10 Things Every Male Has Done With His joystick by Nobody: 4:00pm On Jul 15, 2015 |
Lol....ayam ashamed on behalf of the men here. Ahahahahahahahah. But do guys like it or hate it when a girl plays with their "tool"? |
Re: 10 Things Every Male Has Done With His joystick by Nobody: 4:01pm On Jul 15, 2015 |
Mtcheeeeeeeeeeew ![]() |
Re: 10 Things Every Male Has Done With His joystick by Drinkwater(m): 4:31pm On Jul 15, 2015 |
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Re: 10 Things Every Male Has Done With His joystick by wheesin(m): 4:35pm On Jul 15, 2015 |
i am neither ashamed nor embarrased to say, i have done it all and even more.. |
Re: 10 Things Every Male Has Done With His joystick by piicity(m): 4:39pm On Jul 15, 2015 |
![]() *op is just recycling this thread,* |
Re: 10 Things Every Male Has Done With His joystick by wheesin(m): 4:39pm On Jul 15, 2015 |
ahsekeena: you bad ![]() |
Re: 10 Things Every Male Has Done With His joystick by Emodeee: 4:39pm On Jul 15, 2015 |
Some ladies will cum on this thread, dey watch. 3 Likes |
Re: 10 Things Every Male Has Done With His joystick by ogogoromasta: 4:41pm On Jul 15, 2015 |
11. slapped a b!sssh across d face wif da dikk |
Re: 10 Things Every Male Has Done With His joystick by daey118(m): 4:45pm On Jul 15, 2015 |
really? why is ths even up for gist sef.... |
Re: 10 Things Every Male Has Done With His joystick by Nobody: 4:45pm On Jul 15, 2015 |
wheesin: Nooo. I am angela. |
Re: 10 Things Every Male Has Done With His joystick by Nobody: 4:53pm On Jul 15, 2015 |
guys, keep on exposing your secrets. |
Re: 10 Things Every Male Has Done With His joystick by falcon01: 5:01pm On Jul 15, 2015 |
piicity:lol i just dey observe |
Re: 10 Things Every Male Has Done With His joystick by CUM4WHAT(m): 5:21pm On Jul 15, 2015 |
ahsekeena:c question oya come play with mine and i wud tell u ifa lyk ot or nat...... |
Re: 10 Things Every Male Has Done With His joystick by Nobody: 5:28pm On Jul 15, 2015 |
CUM4WHAT: Lol...turd. Its too small for my liking ![]() |
Re: 10 Things Every Male Has Done With His joystick by CUM4WHAT(m): 5:36pm On Jul 15, 2015 |
ahsekeena:i aint even feeling those small soft hands of urs probably dat y u cudnt make it stand at attention...... 1 Like |
Re: 10 Things Every Male Has Done With His joystick by Nobody: 5:39pm On Jul 15, 2015 |
CUM4WHAT: Lol...so is it the hands that have pounded akpu and lifted concrete for the past 20years that u will feel? |
Re: 10 Things Every Male Has Done With His joystick by CUM4WHAT(m): 5:43pm On Jul 15, 2015 |
ahsekeena:Gbam simply because u can use an ice scream spoon to cut eba instead u need an iron spoon.... Only a hand dat can bend an iron rod can jerk dis soldier |
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