kinglekan:

Op tell them ooo!

Infact am amazed at the number of things ladies put on their face alone just to make up or should I call it "make believe".

They would use primer, concealer, foundation, powder, bronzer, mascara, etc. Then be looking brighter than their future.

The mobile phones these days ain't helping either, with all they have on their face they take pictures and still edit it then blame guys for their misfortune.

Arrant Rubbish!!

adeh39:
Here to read comments

Hope you stop editing your pics from now on. .

Nneka123:


You actually know all the make up. Lmao

I got inquisitive. Couldn't bring myself to believe that all that goes to making ladies faces spotless (acne, scars, tribal marks concealed) was done by some sorta magical powder.

I mean the time it takes you guys to make up can literarily cook a full pot of beans. Nne make una dey fear God oooo.

Nneka123:


You actually know all the make up. Lmao

osile2012:


Hope you stop editing your pics from now on. .

tunnamania11:

Osile2012 and Kinglekan can't deny being conned .

They narrated the problem but didn't profer any solution as to how serious minded guys can avoid been conned like them.

Now, do you have that fine babe u long to call your gf? Don't ever rush like Russians.

Arrange a blind date so u could see with your two korokoro eyes, the real girl behind those filtered pictures u saved on your gallery.

Assess her from head to toe, if you are satisfied, proceed with your initial plan.

Conned ko, Cornflakes ni.

U berra speak for yaself. Wait u call this your solution U neva jam babes wey sabi replicate the job of the photo apps with better make up?

BRB, lemme take time out to laugh.

*Laughs Hysterically for 10mins*

Ok am back, where did I stop? Ehen u wan arrange blind date so you can get to see her with your korokoro eyes.

Wetin u wan access? U be access bank?

Oh you think your eyes get filter wey go filter thru all the layers of make up on her face .

Best solution nah to carry along baby wipes with you on the date and force her to wipe her face with it.

Q.E.D

kinglekan:


Conned ko, Cornflakes ni.

U berra speak for yaself. Wait u call this your solution U neva jam babes wey sabi replicate the job of the photo apps with better make up?

BRB, lemme take time out to laugh.

*Laughs Hysterically for 10mins*

Ok am back, where did I stop? Ehen u wan arrange blind date so you can get to see her with your korokoro eyes.

Wetin u wan access? U be access bank?

Oh you think your eyes get filter wey go filter thru all the layers of make up on her face .

Best solution nah to carry along baby wipes with you on the date and force her to wipe her face with it.

Q.E.D

You are a comedian , I laughed daada with your response.

pic host
Well, the truth is, I don't see girls that uses lip gloss as beautiful let alone of those that can't do without painting whole face with Autobase .
If you are not naturally beautiful, you can't interest me a bit. So how would I arrange a blind date with a makeup addict? But I need u to gist me at the backstage how the scene went that day o.

tunnamania11:


You are a comedian , I laughed daada with your response.

Well, the truth is, I don't see girls that uses lip gloss as beautiful let alone of those that can't do without painting whole face with Autobase .

If you are not naturally beautiful, you can't interest me a bit. So how would I arrange a blind date with a makeup addict? But I need u to gist me at the backstage how the scene went that day o.

*yinmu*

Nor be blind date u call am. Oh u tink d babe would be like;

****TunnaWOOD Script****

Babe: *dials tunna's number* Baby should I apply mild make up for our date today or should I just use ordinary powder?

Tunna: Baby u know I like it natural. Just rub your face with vaseline and use rubber band to tie your hair and we are good to go dearie.

Babe: Ok darling anything to make you happy.

***End of Script***

Bros oya wake up.

kinglekan:



*yinmu*

Nor be blind date u call am. Oh u tink d babe would be like;

****TunnaWOOD Script****

Babe: *dials tunna's number* Baby should I apply mild make up for our date today or should I just use ordinary powder?

Tunna: Baby u know I like it natural. Just rub your face with vaseline and use rubber band to tie your hair and we are good to go dearie.

Babe: Ok darling anything to make you happy.

***End of Script***

Bros oya wake up.

Falls from ewedu Tree while laughing so hard .
Didn't u read the part where i said she must be naturally beautiful? How would such girl still ask me whether to apply powder?
U sha want to avoid answering my question, na lie o.
Your case dey kalakuta republic.
.

tunnamania11:


Falls from ewedu Tree while laughing so hard .
Didn't u read the part where i said she must be naturally beautiful? How would such girl still ask me whether to apply powder?
U sha want to avoid answering my question, na lie o.
Your case dey kalakuta republic.
.

feldido:
Hmmm

halfrica:


Hmmmm like say the thread get aroma

kinglekan:


Conned ko, Cornflakes ni.

U berra speak for yaself. Wait u call this your solution U neva jam babes wey sabi replicate the job of the photo apps with better make up?

BRB, lemme take time out to laugh.

*Laughs Hysterically for 10mins*

Ok am back, where did I stop? Ehen u wan arrange blind date so you can get to see her with your korokoro eyes.

Wetin u wan access? U be access bank?

Oh you think your eyes get filter wey go filter thru all the layers of make up on her face .

Best solution nah to carry along baby wipes with you on the date and force her to wipe her face with it.

Q.E.D