halfrica:
Sango handle you too

After am done handling you.

Sassybae:
Lolz serious ish, ....that dude called _kinglekan tho

What did I do nahh?

londongal03:
typing....

kinglekan:



What did I do nahh?

MhizDeedy:

Lol none....tz u nau

Oh really?
I don't mind oooo

subbieD:
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Becos I don leak ur secret abi?

Sassybae:
Lolz been reading your comments, lolz u actually good @this,try

kinglekan:





I got inquisitive. Couldn't bring myself to believe that all that goes to making ladies faces spotless (acne, scars, tribal marks concealed) was done by some sorta magical powder.

I mean the time it takes you guys to make up can literarily cook a full pot of beans. Nne make una dey fear God oooo.



Hahaahahahaha@cook a poy of beans

kinglekan:



Oh really?

I don't mind oooo

kinglekan:

Op tell them ooo!

Infact am amazed at the number of things ladies put on their face alone just to make up or should I call it "make believe".

They would use primer, concealer, foundation, powder, bronzer, mascara, etc. Then be looking brighter than their future.

The mobile phones these days ain't helping either, with all they have on their face they take pictures and still edit it then blame guys for their misfortune.

Arrant Rubbish!!

osile2012:
Most times ladies say all guys are they same (Meaning they are players and cheat). However, this could be as a result of makeup and alterations to pics.



These days most people meet via social networks(BMM, facebook, instagram, twitter etc),So alot of girls now over-package their pics before they post them online. Thanks to all the photo editing apps on smart phones these days, They can change the skin colour, remove all spots, stretch marks etc.

Now a guy sees your pics and contacts you either via Facebook, Instagram etc. You start to chat, from there you give number. You start talking on the phone. He invests alot of time and energy on the person he saw on the social network.

Then you are becoming attracted to him, You emotions might even get involved. You finally meet, he discovers you look different from the pics . Most guys wont tell you, they just play along. But from that moment, they know nothing serious will ever come out of this. You are still carried away in love and excitment, while the guy knows its just going to be about sex.

You sleep with him, and you fall more for him. You even take of more of you make up now. Now you are looking forward for something serious to come out of it, while the guy knows its just sex.

You think your his gf now, while he is looking for another and just keeps you for the sex. This can last for years and it will still end nowhere. By the time you discover he is not serious, instead of you to learn your lesson, you go back and edit your pics the more to make him jealous. In the process, another guy will see the new pics and come for you.

Now, you will say the other guy is a player, but you are the player. You play guys with fake enhanced pics online.

So i urge you girls, Try as much as possible to put your true and natural pics on your social network pages, so that anyone who is saying hi to you knows who they are coming for. I hope this saves a girl some heart break.

kinglekan:

bluebay2:
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izaray:
Hmm, i pray we realize all this one day, and learn 4rm our mistakes!

stephenqueen:
Ma nigga

Padi mii I see u jare.

kinglekan:






Not exactly dear, I just got inquisitive. Needed to know how you babes perform the magic on your face and I was pretty amazed at my findings.

Now I perfectly understand how you can put on make up and remain the same all through the day without your face becoming naturally oily from exposure to the sun.

Una dey try shaa.

Sassybae:
Lolz see your teeth, you doing a good job sha, weldone

Oh really? Thanks sweerie.

Just having fun.

kinglekan:


Conned ko, Cornflakes ni.

U berra speak for yaself. Wait u call this your solution U neva jam babes wey sabi replicate the job of the photo apps with better make up?

BRB, lemme take time out to laugh.

*Laughs Hysterically for 10mins*

Ok am back, where did I stop? Ehen u wan arrange blind date so you can get to see her with your korokoro eyes.

Wetin u wan access? U be access bank?

Oh you think your eyes get filter wey go filter thru all the layers of make up on her face .

Best solution nah to carry along baby wipes with you on the date and force her to wipe her face with it.

Q.E.D

hurpeyeahme:

I will need dt recipe/method to remain d same, cos my make up don't last all day long,courtesy of my oily face. lol,So I don't see me deceiving guys with layers of mke up so do other ladies.

U still a newbie at it then. Well that's good, you don't get to deceive anybody with your make up.

Just keep using your normal powder and when your face gets oily use your handkerchief .

HizMissy:


Bestest solution: take her swimming on the first date.

Was that how you were bursted by the last guy you tried to deceive?

kinglekan:



Oh really? Thanks sweerie.

Just having fun.

kinglekan:



Was that how you were bursted by the last guy you tried to deceive?

ireneony:
hmmm story that touches the heart
well, I'm more pretty without makeup

HizMissy:

I'm too smart for that. My usual response is 'I can't swim'.