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Rap: Diss Lines That Make You Go Whoa! by toluwalomo(m): 3:05pm On Mar 13, 2009 |
There are sum tite diss lines, that just make you wonder to what length some people's lyrical creativity can take them. Not looking for songs. Even if the whole song is a dis track. Just look for the phrases that hit you the most! Don't forget to include the disser and the dissee The Takedown Jigga's diss at Nas "Went from, Nasty Nas to Esco's trash Had a spark when you started but now you're just garbage Fell from top ten to not mentioned at all to your bodyguard's "Oochie Wally" verse better than yours" Chei! Jay wound Nas there! "I showed you your first tec on tour with Large Professor Then I heard your album bout your tec on the dresser So yeah I sampled your voice, you was usin it wrong You made it a hot line, I made it a hot song" Another Blow Ether Nas response to Jigga's The Takedown We thought Nas wud not be able to do better! But men did he surprise us all! "You seem to be only concerned with dissin women Were you abused as a child, scared to smile, they called you ugly? Well life is harsh, hug me, don't reject me or make records to disrespect me, blatant or indirectly" Wow! Nas got him there! "Foxy got you hot 'cause you kept your face in her puss What you think, you gettin girls now 'cause of your looks?" Shit! "You a fan, a phony, a fake, a pussy, a Stan I still whip your ass, you thirty-six in a karate class You Tae-bo hoe, trynin'' work it out, you tryin' get brolic? Ask me if I'm trynin' kick knowledge Nah, I'm trynin' kick the shit you need to learn though That ether, that shit that make your soul burn slow" So sickkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk!!!! |
Re: Rap: Diss Lines That Make You Go Whoa! by eldee(m): 3:08pm On Mar 13, 2009 |
You say you got money but you still skinny . . .Your thin neck like guinea fowl' These Modenine lines made me go . . . 'WHOA!!! That's dumb' 1 Like |
Re: Rap: Diss Lines That Make You Go Whoa! by ofokasibe: 3:26pm On Mar 13, 2009 |
eldee:contradiction eldee. you are the dumb one here! eldee if u were to rephrase this diss line what would it be? most of u are so dumb that u only criticise others. this is an hilarious metaphor. whoa eldee you arethe dumber one! 1 Like |
Re: Rap: Diss Lines That Make You Go Whoa! by eldee(m): 3:40pm On Mar 13, 2009 |
ofokasibe:I wouldn't even use it, Why?? Because I'm not a rapper 'I'm a consumer and I want sumn for my money' Does not being a rapper make me dumb?? NO!!! But does accusing sumone of dropping wack lines when you're doing exactly the same make you dumb?? DEFINITELY!!! P.S It is not a metaphor 1 Like |
Re: Rap: Diss Lines That Make You Go Whoa! by dejiariyo: 3:46pm On Mar 13, 2009 |
You say you got money but you still skinny . . .Your thin neck like guinea fowl' i dont know how the above line can be termed wack unless ur sense of humor is not functioning. if yu call that wack then nas calling jayz big lip shud be termed wack as well.God save nigerians 1 Like |
Re: Rap: Diss Lines That Make You Go Whoa! by eldee(m): 3:47pm On Mar 13, 2009 |
In a desperate effort not to make this another Modenine Vs Rugged Thread @topic Haterz, I ain't mad at you If I wasn't me I'll prolly hate me too Jay Z - Jockin' Jay-Z 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Rap: Diss Lines That Make You Go Whoa! by khanye(m): 3:59pm On Mar 13, 2009 |
toluwalomo: @ ELdee Did you read that? if yes why droping that first line there. There is another thread for what u droped there I've been watching you man Stop hating and get a Life! |
Re: Rap: Diss Lines That Make You Go Whoa! by tosinaded(m): 4:01pm On Mar 13, 2009 |
You 36 the same age jay retired you got 3 awards but u aint getn notn other than a few applauds big baby - ghetto p(mode9 diss) 1 Like |
Re: Rap: Diss Lines That Make You Go Whoa! by eldee(m): 4:20pm On Mar 13, 2009 |
khanye:Erm I'm sorry . . . I skipped the whole post and read this part 'Even if the whole song is a dis track. Just look for the phrases that hit you the most!' You tell me yu've been watching me . . . damn, you need to get a real job, cus El doesn't know you exist!!! Fucking hell!!! How many times do I have to tell you lot that I'm no Illbliss or Ruggedman . . . Modenine is not a threat to me, so there's no point hating him. @topic Niggers don't want beef, they're vegetarian You so scared of pussy you came out of Ceasarean Nas - M.C Burial (50 Diss) 1 Like |
Re: Rap: Diss Lines That Make You Go Whoa! by dejiariyo: 4:22pm On Mar 13, 2009 |
if eldee is the don then i be the boss/the game is well seasoned we dont need sauce(sauce kid)- ruqus that line made me go waoh this guy got the gut. why is ur name sauce kid at 24 what will yu call urself wen yu 30 sauceman?-- rukus |
Re: Rap: Diss Lines That Make You Go Whoa! by dammiecool(m): 5:11pm On Mar 13, 2009 |
when hin start 2 migiyah people start 2 cheer wetin he dey try say 4 so long hin name na eedris how come he sabi speak in tongue- Ruggedy |
Re: Rap: Diss Lines That Make You Go Whoa! by toluwalomo(m): 6:36pm On Mar 13, 2009 |
Loving it, letz keep the Suya burning, |
Re: Rap: Diss Lines That Make You Go Whoa! by tosinaded(m): 7:10pm On Mar 13, 2009 |
Baba this baba that, u not a father,u got intellect myopia and wen i - diss - a - baba its not ethiopia mode0 - talkn to u |
Re: Rap: Diss Lines That Make You Go Whoa! by dipo2much(m): 8:47pm On Mar 13, 2009 |
tosinaded@: I think this is naija's best ever diss line And this is nairaland's best diss line : Who gave this punk an xtra life? Cos he's 'dead n gone' like J.T/TI. I think Jesus saved him like Lazarus,I'm about to kill him again and keep away this rust ! what d u think? someone was dissing yabman |
Re: Rap: Diss Lines That Make You Go Whoa! by dawhizkid1(m): 11:06pm On Mar 13, 2009 |
"I don't need to say it,the fans know/u tryin to be hard,but you look like an asshole/, Dr. Dre on Obie Trice's shit hit the fan ft Eminem(Ja Rule's diss). The trio murdered Ja on dis 1.my best diss song ever |
Re: Rap: Diss Lines That Make You Go Whoa! by showbobo(m): 2:48am On Mar 14, 2009 |
tosinaded@:This makes me go like "Duhhhh ". . . . . . So weak |
Re: Rap: Diss Lines That Make You Go Whoa! by A40(m): 5:31am On Mar 14, 2009 |
I am about Dollars who the F, k is Fifty Cent When its hot (Jay-Z) You had to get shot nine times just to get rich Jada Kiss |
Re: Rap: Diss Lines That Make You Go Whoa! by darequam(m): 9:01am On Mar 14, 2009 |
J.D don't fuk wit me if ya gon eat cus i'l do ur lil ass like Jay did mobbdeep. 50cent - piggybank. Mamas happy her boy's gettin older but not too happy about a bad body odour.(i wouldn't take dis), GhettoP- BIGBABY DISs mode9 kelis said her milkshake brings all the boys to d yard and Nas went str8 and tatood the bitch on his arm, 50cent- piggy bank |
Re: Rap: Diss Lines That Make You Go Whoa! by Wordsmith(m): 6:32pm On Mar 14, 2009 |
The Line didn't make me go waoh but it was okay. . . ". . . 99 percent of your fans are high heels" - Canibus (2nd Round Knockouts - LL CoolJ Diss) and then LL's reply : ". . . ask Canibus, he don't understand this/ 'cause 99 percent of your fans don't even exist/" - LL CoolJ ('Bis Diss) |
Re: Rap: Diss Lines That Make You Go Whoa! by eldee(m): 7:20pm On Mar 14, 2009 |
Wordsmith:Haba!!! Where's Sauron |
Re: Rap: Diss Lines That Make You Go Whoa! by chiogo(f): 8:20pm On Mar 14, 2009 |
These were just hilarious to me when I heard 'em. "lyrically I murk u, physically I hurt you, ye'ain't neva ran tha streets u had a curfew" - T.I 's 99 problems(Lil' flip ain't one) "Don't one of you niggas got sickle-cell or something You fucking with me, nigga ? You mess around and catch a seizure or a heart-attack You better back the F**k up Before you get smacked the F**k up" - 2 Pac's hit 'em up (diss to them bad boy crew) |
Re: Rap: Diss Lines That Make You Go Whoa! by rapjunkie(m): 12:59am On Mar 15, 2009 |
You wanna rhyme like Lloyd Banks repeat after me I'm a G-Unit toy soldier On Sesame street doing voice overs Bitch ass nigga need a rhyme dictionary, to rehearse his lines Sound like Oscar the Grouch, with them nursery rhymes We was in the studio, when I first got signed He got stuck, he called 50 tryna borrow some lines That's the wrong nigga, when you need help with your rhymes All he gon' tell you is say G-Unit one more time The Game - 300 bars and running |
Re: Rap: Diss Lines That Make You Go Whoa! by Nobody: 8:50am On Mar 15, 2009 |
Hey Nas, your whole damn style is bitten You heard my melody, read about my life in the papers All my run-ins with authorities, felonious capers Now you wanna live my life, so what's a hasa Nas? Niggas that don't rhyme right, you've seen too many movies Load em up against the wall, close his eyes Since you lie you die, GOODBYE Let the real live niggas hear the truth from me What would you do if you was me nigga 2pac against all odds |
Re: Rap: Diss Lines That Make You Go Whoa! by Wordsmith(m): 11:20am On Mar 16, 2009 |
Now err body may feel Ja Rule's career's over and shit but during the AfterMath/INC wars, one of Ja's Diss that stung - ". . . Marshall, your mom's a crackhead, your wife's a known slut/ so what happens to Hailie when she grows up?/" - Ja to Eminem. that line stung so tey Eminem had to reference it in his song "Toy Soldiers" also - this line wasn't a diss to anyone in particular, but if it was (lol) ---- ". . . i stick my d*#k in your ear and f*ck what you heard!" - Rakim on Canibus' I Bust Em, You Punish Em |
Re: Rap: Diss Lines That Make You Go Whoa! by chibic(m): 11:58am On Mar 16, 2009 |
shit sound stupid/ when krs already made an album called bluebrint/ plus biggie is ur man then u got the nerve to say that u better than big dick sucking lip, by nas dissing jay-z rocka fella died of aids that was the end of his chapter/ now that's the guy u choose to name ur company after? put it together,i rock hoes,y'all rock fellas/ and now u try to take my spot fella nas dissing jay-z ur main issue/ record companies them go rip u like tissue/ now where u think say that go leave u? inside gutter?and I sure say bamu go scatter/ when katakata scatter,yakata/ ruggedman dissing maintain |
Re: Rap: Diss Lines That Make You Go Whoa! by Bamsyle(m): 1:23pm On Mar 16, 2009 |
There are myriads of disses around but this one just gets me crackin' everytime I remember: "I see MJ in the hood more than Curtis" My Fo' Fo' - Fat Joe @ 50 Cent. That line's not only hilarious . . . it's loaded . . . it's like summing up 9000 things with 9 words . . . Besides, not criticizin' but this thread's like a replica of another thread tagged "Illest Hip-Hop Punchlines" . . . |
Re: Rap: Diss Lines That Make You Go Whoa! by donjazzie(m): 2:38pm On Mar 16, 2009 |
Headwarmer in the sun what are u don't let me fifty-jah you end ur already ending career and discard you mode 9 @ ruggedman That fif jah part just got me thinking how jarule went down after the whole of Shady/aftermath went all out on Jah |
Re: Rap: Diss Lines That Make You Go Whoa! by frijos(m): 4:18pm On Mar 16, 2009 |
Nigga respect the game, that should be it What you eat don't make me shit - Jay-Z Ain't No love (heart of the city) |
Re: Rap: Diss Lines That Make You Go Whoa! by spikyn: 7:01pm On Mar 16, 2009 |
'Cut me off at the waist, you can't be half the man that I am' - ManCHILD |
Re: Rap: Diss Lines That Make You Go Whoa! by Youngj1(m): 10:41am On Mar 17, 2009 |
OFFICER RICKYYYYYYYYY RADIO 4 BACKUP 50 CENT 2 RICK ROSS |
Re: Rap: Diss Lines That Make You Go Whoa! by kkizzel: 11:13am On Mar 17, 2009 |
EDRIS WATIN U DON DO TO MAKE NIJA BETA , INSTEAD LIK A BITCH UR COMPLAINS BITTER(KK) |
Re: Rap: Diss Lines That Make You Go Whoa! by toluwalomo(m): 11:43am On Mar 17, 2009 |
CANIBUS ALL AIMED AT A SOMEONE FACELESS, BUT MEN THIS IS SOME -ISH LIFE LIQUID "Squeeze with the index, spray like a bottle of Windex Bullets buzzing by your head like insects From your head to your mid-sec' And I ain't even shoot you in the legs or your limbs or your privates yet" LOST @ C "Ninety percent of the shit that rappers kick is subject matter-less Not original, but blasphemous, just a bunch of the same characters shooting the same videos, it's embarrassing Using the same formulas to have a hit Using the same actors and actresses, same shit different laxative" L L DISSING CANIBUS ON 4321 ON THE SAME TRACK HE FEATURED HIM, KRAZY "When young sons fantasize of borrowing flows tell little shorty with the big mouth the bank is closed (yeah, word up) The symbol on my arm is off limits to challengers You hold the rusty swords I swing the Excalibur" I GUESS THAT'S WHY BIS INCLUDED HIS FAMILY IN THIS BEEF LINE "Now watch me rip the tat from your arm Kick you in the groin, stick you for your Vanguard award In front of your mom your 1st, 2nd and 3rd born Make your wife get on the horn call Minister Farrakhan" |
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