Hello everyone! This is actually my first thread since I joined NL..
Disclaimer: All the bashers, insulters and slayers, make sure you don't derail the thread. Thanks in anticipation

If you kiss him, you are easy
If you don't, you are frigid

If you praise him, he thinks you are fake
If you don't, he thinks you are ungrateful

If you agree to all his likes, you are
submissive
If you don't, you are being controlling

If you visit him often, he thinks you're
desperate
If you don't, he thinks you're not interested

If you are well dressed, he says you are vain
If you don't, you are a dog

If you are jealous, he says you're possessive
If you're not, then he fools around

If you attempt a romance, he says you are
cheap
If you don't, he thinks you are cold

If you are a minute late, he says you are
fussy
If he is late, he says you're impatient

If you visit another man, you are fooling
around
If he is visited by another woman, "oh we're
just friends"

If you kiss him once in a while, he says
you're too shy
If you kiss him often, he says you're too
forward

If he fails to help you in crossing the street,
he brings up the feminist movement
If he does, he expects to be rewarded

If you talk, it's always too much
If you listen, it's never enough

IN SHORT
So complex, yet so predictable
So macho, yet so sensitive (usually to their
own feelings)
So confusing, yet so funny - but most of all,
So irritating, yet so irresistible...

... MEN!

falconey:

Ok I get it

This one is fast.......
Which ntwork are you using....damn mtn!!

....Gbam!!! this is it...me likey
as my secondary school teacher would playfully say "I cannot division myself into twice"
Ogbeni!!! take me as I am lo n je be

oseod:

This one is fast....... Which ntwork are you using....damn mtn!!

Mtisalat

Trinxie:
....Gbam!!! this is it...me likey
as my secondary school teacher would playfully say "I cannot division myself into twice"
Ogbeni!!! take me as I am lo n je be

haha
Dat ur sec sch teacher must b a really funny person

jennyswt:

haha Dat ur sec sch teacher must b a really funny person

Yep...a very funny one

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naijaboiy:
Where did this bullshyt come from?

what bullshit? Hope u r not referring to my post?

jaybee3:


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All these for women?? lol

jennyswt:


All these for women?? lol

Na so me sef see am ooo

Same thing is applicable to the female gender.

jaybee3:

Na so me sef see am ooo

Anyways, u r not far from the truth.. somehow

not all men shah,seriously waiting for the counter thread

jennyswt:


Anyways, u r not far from the truth.. somehow

Don't worry i know i'm bang on point. I'm probably the one with the most experience to speak on this topic

Trinxie:
....Gbam!!! this is it...me likey
as my secondary school teacher would playfully say "I cannot division myself into twice"
Ogbeni!!! take me as I am lo n je be

Chaiii!! Werey plenty for NL oooo.

Na everyday I dey jam new werey.

I cannot division myself into twice..ROTFL

naijaboiy:

That first pic sha,,lmao

jaybee3:


Don't worry i know i'm bang on point. I'm probably the one with the most experience to speak on this topic

I see!

Small time front page

Jaybee3.......

Can't stop laughing

kinglekan:

Chaiii!! Werey plenty for NL oooo.
Na everyday I dey jam new werey.
I cannot division myself into twice..ROTFL

werey? I do not appreciate that word...try to be nicer next time sir.

The moral of the story, "don't try to be anything for anyone, don't force it, and the right man will love you for exactly who you are!"


See a lot of Nigerian woman just want to score husband..and because of that, they change themselves to fit the needs of whatever man they want..and when he goes and marries a girl who is NOTHING like you..you think he is complicated...nope he isn't! He fell in love and found what he was missing all his life..don't be what a man WANTS, be what a man NEEDS..be that thing in his life that's always been missing!

Don't try and make any man love you! Be yourself!

If you aren't submissive, then don't be.
If you aren't shy, then don't be.
If you like sex, then like sex.


The right man wil come and love you for the very same reasons the last man couldn't stand you.

Know yourself as a woman, love and embrace yourself, and you'll never have to worry about trying to please a man.


NIGERIAN WOMEN, IT IS NOT BY FORCE O!!

adeh39:
Jaybee3.......

Can't stop laughing

When una wan come label us nko?

I had to run to the archive biko

Trinxie:
....Gbam!!! this is it...me likey
as my secondary school teacher would playfully say "I cannot division myself into twice"
Ogbeni!!! take me as I am lo n je be

I cannot division myself into twice

I cannot multiplication myself into thrice

400billionman:
Small time front page

It deserves it, right?

Trinxie:

werey? I do not appreciate that word...try to be nicer next time sir.

Shift abeg!! Who cares if you appreciate it or not. Cleary couldn't see through my sarcasm.

jaybee3:


When una wan come label us nko?

I had to run to the archive biko

Chaiii.....nawa for guys oooo

I don laugh tire

jennyswt:


That first pic sha,,lmao