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Men Are Complex Creatures (female's Perspective): by jennyswt(f): 12:50pm On Jul 16, 2015 |
Hello everyone! This is actually my first thread since I joined NL.. Disclaimer: All the bashers, insulters and slayers, make sure you don't derail the thread. Thanks in anticipation If you kiss him, you are easy If you don't, you are frigid If you praise him, he thinks you are fake If you don't, he thinks you are ungrateful If you agree to all his likes, you are submissive If you don't, you are being controlling If you visit him often, he thinks you're desperate If you don't, he thinks you're not interested If you are well dressed, he says you are vain If you don't, you are a dog If you are jealous, he says you're possessive If you're not, then he fools around If you attempt a romance, he says you are cheap If you don't, he thinks you are cold If you are a minute late, he says you are fussy If he is late, he says you're impatient If you visit another man, you are fooling around If he is visited by another woman, "oh we're just friends" If you kiss him once in a while, he says you're too shy If you kiss him often, he says you're too forward If he fails to help you in crossing the street, he brings up the feminist movement If he does, he expects to be rewarded If you talk, it's always too much If you listen, it's never enough IN SHORT So complex, yet so predictable So macho, yet so sensitive (usually to their own feelings) So confusing, yet so funny - but most of all, So irritating, yet so irresistible... ... MEN! 1 Like |
Re: Men Are Complex Creatures (female's Perspective): by falconey(m): 12:53pm On Jul 16, 2015 |
Ok I get it |
Re: Men Are Complex Creatures (female's Perspective): by Nobody: 12:53pm On Jul 16, 2015 |
Re: Men Are Complex Creatures (female's Perspective): by Trinxie(f): 12:54pm On Jul 16, 2015 |
![]() as my secondary school teacher would playfully say ![]() Ogbeni!!! take me as I am lo n je be |
Re: Men Are Complex Creatures (female's Perspective): by Nobody: 12:55pm On Jul 16, 2015 |
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Re: Men Are Complex Creatures (female's Perspective): by falconey(m): 12:56pm On Jul 16, 2015 |
oseod:Mtisalat |
Re: Men Are Complex Creatures (female's Perspective): by jennyswt(f): 12:59pm On Jul 16, 2015 |
Trinxie: haha Dat ur sec sch teacher must b a really funny person |
Re: Men Are Complex Creatures (female's Perspective): by Trinxie(f): 1:01pm On Jul 16, 2015 |
jennyswt:Yep...a very funny one |
Re: Men Are Complex Creatures (female's Perspective): by jaybee3(m): 1:01pm On Jul 16, 2015 |
![]() [img]http://4.bp..com/_aTOWvAWGvfQ/S6-meIQWABI/AAAAAAAAAJ4/vAp4VhELwKw/s400/Picture+3.png[/img] [img]http://3.bp..com/_wNlH9Ec-lp0/S_6b6Zvto7I/AAAAAAAAAY0/2HaEXhe0Ztc/s320/Brain+5.bmp[/img] ![]() ![]() 5 Likes 4 Shares |
Re: Men Are Complex Creatures (female's Perspective): by naijaboiy: 1:11pm On Jul 16, 2015 |
Where did this bullshyt come from? ![]() |
Re: Men Are Complex Creatures (female's Perspective): by jennyswt(f): 1:17pm On Jul 16, 2015 |
naijaboiy: what bullshit? Hope u r not referring to my post? |
Re: Men Are Complex Creatures (female's Perspective): by jennyswt(f): 1:19pm On Jul 16, 2015 |
jaybee3: All these for women?? lol |
Re: Men Are Complex Creatures (female's Perspective): by jaybee3(m): 1:19pm On Jul 16, 2015 |
jennyswt: Na so me sef see am ooo |
Re: Men Are Complex Creatures (female's Perspective): by YUNGLURD(m): 1:22pm On Jul 16, 2015 |
Same thing is applicable to the female gender. |
Re: Men Are Complex Creatures (female's Perspective): by naijaboiy: 1:22pm On Jul 16, 2015 |
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Re: Men Are Complex Creatures (female's Perspective): by jennyswt(f): 1:23pm On Jul 16, 2015 |
jaybee3:Anyways, u r not far from the truth.. somehow |
Re: Men Are Complex Creatures (female's Perspective): by naijaboiy: 1:24pm On Jul 16, 2015 |
jennyswt:You need a clearer explanation? ![]() |
Re: Men Are Complex Creatures (female's Perspective): by Fancylife(m): 1:24pm On Jul 16, 2015 |
not all men shah,seriously waiting for the counter thread |
Re: Men Are Complex Creatures (female's Perspective): by jaybee3(m): 1:25pm On Jul 16, 2015 |
jennyswt: Don't worry i know i'm bang on point. I'm probably the one with the most experience to speak on this topic |
Re: Men Are Complex Creatures (female's Perspective): by kinglekan: 1:26pm On Jul 16, 2015 |
Trinxie: Chaiii!! Werey plenty for NL oooo. Na everyday I dey jam new werey. I cannot division myself into twice..ROTFL ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Re: Men Are Complex Creatures (female's Perspective): by jennyswt(f): 1:26pm On Jul 16, 2015 |
naijaboiy:That first pic sha,,lmao |
Re: Men Are Complex Creatures (female's Perspective): by jennyswt(f): 1:27pm On Jul 16, 2015 |
jaybee3: I see! |
Re: Men Are Complex Creatures (female's Perspective): by 400billionman: 1:28pm On Jul 16, 2015 |
Small time front page |
Re: Men Are Complex Creatures (female's Perspective): by Nobody: 1:29pm On Jul 16, 2015 |
Jaybee3....... ![]() ![]() ![]() Can't stop laughing ![]() |
Re: Men Are Complex Creatures (female's Perspective): by Trinxie(f): 1:29pm On Jul 16, 2015 |
kinglekan:werey? I do not appreciate that word...try to be nicer next time sir. |
Re: Men Are Complex Creatures (female's Perspective): by Arami92: 1:29pm On Jul 16, 2015 |
The moral of the story, "don't try to be anything for anyone, don't force it, and the right man will love you for exactly who you are!" See a lot of Nigerian woman just want to score husband..and because of that, they change themselves to fit the needs of whatever man they want..and when he goes and marries a girl who is NOTHING like you..you think he is complicated...nope he isn't! He fell in love and found what he was missing all his life..don't be what a man WANTS, be what a man NEEDS..be that thing in his life that's always been missing! Don't try and make any man love you! Be yourself! If you aren't submissive, then don't be. If you aren't shy, then don't be. If you like sex, then like sex. The right man wil come and love you for the very same reasons the last man couldn't stand you. Know yourself as a woman, love and embrace yourself, and you'll never have to worry about trying to please a man. NIGERIAN WOMEN, IT IS NOT BY FORCE O!! |
Re: Men Are Complex Creatures (female's Perspective): by jaybee3(m): 1:30pm On Jul 16, 2015 |
adeh39: When una wan come label us nko? I had to run to the archive biko ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Re: Men Are Complex Creatures (female's Perspective): by Nobody: 1:30pm On Jul 16, 2015 |
Trinxie: I cannot division myself into twice ![]() ![]() ![]() I cannot multiplication myself into thrice ![]() 1 Like |
Re: Men Are Complex Creatures (female's Perspective): by jennyswt(f): 1:30pm On Jul 16, 2015 |
400billionman:It deserves it, right? |
Re: Men Are Complex Creatures (female's Perspective): by kinglekan: 1:31pm On Jul 16, 2015 |
Trinxie: Shift abeg!! Who cares if you appreciate it or not. Cleary couldn't see through my sarcasm. ![]() |
Re: Men Are Complex Creatures (female's Perspective): by Nobody: 1:32pm On Jul 16, 2015 |
jaybee3: Chaiii.....nawa for guys oooo ![]() I don laugh tire ![]() ![]() |
Re: Men Are Complex Creatures (female's Perspective): by naijaboiy: 1:32pm On Jul 16, 2015 |
jennyswt: ![]() |
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