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| How Many Would You Receive? by horlaleksy(m): 7:16am On Jul 18, 2015 |
A non-governmental organisation walks up to you and tells you that they're giving out money to youths on one condition. The condition is; They take you to a soldier that is really angry,he has been looking forward for promotion since 20years. And the NGO tells you that One slap from the solder is 20k. how many would you receive? (NOTE:if the soldier can slap you and you faint,he'll be promoted) |
| Re: How Many Would You Receive? by viceldo(m): 7:18am On Jul 18, 2015 |
50 |
| Re: How Many Would You Receive? by horlaleksy(m): 7:20am On Jul 18, 2015 |
viceldo:50? you wan die? Na soldier o. |
| Re: How Many Would You Receive? by ikbnice(m): 7:23am On Jul 18, 2015 |
what if am nt interested? |
| Re: How Many Would You Receive? by AirstarKane(f): 7:26am On Jul 18, 2015 |
None abeg health is wealth  |
| Re: How Many Would You Receive? by horlaleksy(m): 7:30am On Jul 18, 2015 |
AirstarKane:hehe. what if you needed the money seriously?? |
| Re: How Many Would You Receive? by Nobody: 7:49am On Jul 18, 2015 |
All these people thinking soldiers are demigods  abeg where is the soldier ? Let him come and slap1 Like |
| Re: How Many Would You Receive? by DJ2HOT(m): 11:11am On Jul 18, 2015 |
One slap from the solder is 20k. how many would you receive? (NOTE:if the soldier can slap you and you faint,he'll be promoted) [/quote]..........thats where the problem is ooooo....if his promotion of many years depend on the 'efficacy' of the slap(a nice promotional [otumokpo])hmmmmm Omo na war ooooo considering the cost of eye nd ear surgery plus post treatment cost mhen I nor go fit wait chop 1......health is wealth |
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