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My Bad Experience With A Girl In The Bank by lonelyisland(m): 12:39pm On Jul 18, 2015 |
Ladies and Gents, make una follow me judge this matter ooo Went to the bank today to register for my BVN, on reaching to bank,I entered inside but to my utmost surprise I saw many others that came for the same purpose which i least expected so I looked for a seat and sat down and waited for my turn. Then it happened, there came in this girl that looked like she just came down from heaven, her face were just like that of juliet ibrahim, her curves were like that of nicki minaj, her boobs were as big as mercy johnson's own and she was glowing like a diamond in the sky (it was then that I began to understood the meaning of rihannas song diamond). She cat walked and came to sit beside me, mehnn my john thomas just wanted to let loose of itself so as to catch a glimpse of what the brain signalled to it. Then her "iyanga" started, she brought out her ipad mini and was pressing only God knows what, then her phone rang inside her bag she brought out her iphone6+ and answered a brief phone call. Next thing She began taking selfies inside a bank ( who does that in this 21st century) then the security man came and said to her "madam please using of handset in the bank is prohibited" (imagine he even called her madam but if nah guy like me now dem go begin form baddo). The girl picked up a quarrel with the man ooo 'lyk say e don tey she dey wait for the man to talk to am'. As gentleman wey I be i decided to calm them down but the girl switched the quarrel over to me lyk say nah me cause the wahala. Before I could say jack the girl land one dirty slap for my face ooo, I couldn't bear it but I had to. As a gentleman I went back to my seat and sat down. After like what seemed eternity I was called up to come and register;when I finished I withdrew some money before leaving the bank. Outside the bank I waited for like 30mins for a "keke"to come then the girl came outside too and joined me to wait for a ride. After like another 10mins, one finally came and we hoped in. After like 20mins drive, the keke reached its final bus stop which was were I was to alight, Same thing as the girl too then the driver asked us for his money, I gave him N100 to give me N50 change as I was about to go another drama ensued between the girl and the driver. The man was shouting give me my money or else I will seize your foot wear, the girl was begging him that she couldn't find her money,that she lost it. The man fell on deaf ears to her plea and insisted on her giving him his money. Me I just jeje waka comot from there before another slap go land for my face again though I was in a position to help her but I didn't b'cos of the saying that "one good turn deserves another but in her case it was one bad turn (for my mind I be lyk " you get ipad mini with iphone6+ but u knw fit pay N50 for transport. Stupid girl). After like 10mins of begging and crying the man took her foot wear and drove off. My question now is was I right with what I did and if you were in the same position as I was, what would you have done? 5 Likes |
Re: My Bad Experience With A Girl In The Bank by falconey(m): 12:40pm On Jul 18, 2015 |
Hmmmm you did the right thing 1 Like |
Re: My Bad Experience With A Girl In The Bank by Nobody: 12:40pm On Jul 18, 2015 |
ok |
Re: My Bad Experience With A Girl In The Bank by eph12(m): 12:42pm On Jul 18, 2015 |
You forgot to post the link oga 7 Likes |
Re: My Bad Experience With A Girl In The Bank by lonelyisland(m): 12:45pm On Jul 18, 2015 |
eph12:link?? This really happened |
Re: My Bad Experience With A Girl In The Bank by ArchEnemy(m): 12:45pm On Jul 18, 2015 |
What about when you woke up from the dream? 9 Likes |
Re: My Bad Experience With A Girl In The Bank by Israel5(m): 12:45pm On Jul 18, 2015 |
U try 4 d cookin. U fck up, u get opportunity 2 revenge, u throw am. #dnt mind my signatre, it only applies 2 me 2 Likes |
Re: My Bad Experience With A Girl In The Bank by ArchEnemy(m): 12:45pm On Jul 18, 2015 |
lonelyisland:are ya kidding me? |
Re: My Bad Experience With A Girl In The Bank by eph12(m): 12:46pm On Jul 18, 2015 |
lonelyisland:But are you a learner? U should know the drill if you're not oo |
Re: My Bad Experience With A Girl In The Bank by ArchEnemy(m): 12:47pm On Jul 18, 2015 |
And what kinda of wayward girl unleashes slap on a guy for trying to secure peace |
Re: My Bad Experience With A Girl In The Bank by Bilabong(m): 12:48pm On Jul 18, 2015 |
Today Saturday na Emm you go bank. |
Re: My Bad Experience With A Girl In The Bank by kesikeller(m): 12:49pm On Jul 18, 2015 |
Where is the story culled from? 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: My Bad Experience With A Girl In The Bank by lonelyisland(m): 12:50pm On Jul 18, 2015 |
eph12:not all guys are pro in the game and I dey form gentleman |
Re: My Bad Experience With A Girl In The Bank by Aroboi(m): 12:50pm On Jul 18, 2015 |
Its nt gud 2 pay evil wit evil. |
Re: My Bad Experience With A Girl In The Bank by lonelyisland(m): 12:51pm On Jul 18, 2015 |
Bilabong:it didn't really happened today, its been long it happened |
Re: My Bad Experience With A Girl In The Bank by Nobody: 12:52pm On Jul 18, 2015 |
What? ? |
Re: My Bad Experience With A Girl In The Bank by IAMTHEHERO: 12:53pm On Jul 18, 2015 |
Clap for yourself!!! |
Re: My Bad Experience With A Girl In The Bank by lonelyisland(m): 12:53pm On Jul 18, 2015 |
Aroboi:so if nah u, u 4 pay? |
Re: My Bad Experience With A Girl In The Bank by SMREXY(m): 12:55pm On Jul 18, 2015 |
You did well, although u could have done great by... #let me ask the person below to say it ShayGirl won't u say anything? 1 Like |
Re: My Bad Experience With A Girl In The Bank by priiince(m): 12:57pm On Jul 18, 2015 |
20min drive with keke for just N50 did it happen 20yrs ago Which forest u come from o joor 2 Likes |
Re: My Bad Experience With A Girl In The Bank by eph12(m): 12:58pm On Jul 18, 2015 |
lonelyisland:Whew! E be like say u be learner o. Pisure or adonbelivit sir |
Re: My Bad Experience With A Girl In The Bank by chrisbaby24(m): 12:59pm On Jul 18, 2015 |
Kai...guy u F up big time...u for forget wetin happen inside bank...just pay for her...then u scope am ...carry her go ur caban...and bleep da hell outta her brain...na d revenge for d slap... |
Re: My Bad Experience With A Girl In The Bank by lonelyisland(m): 1:01pm On Jul 18, 2015 |
priiince:guy enter onitsha, transportation is cheap 1 Like |
Re: My Bad Experience With A Girl In The Bank by Bilabong(m): 1:02pm On Jul 18, 2015 |
lonelyisland:Bros ur story is fake. You wait for 30mins before seeing a tricycle. Which road una stand. Bush road? Then you enter 20mins drive. Na travel? Or them push the Keke from behind. 4 Likes |
Re: My Bad Experience With A Girl In The Bank by lonelyisland(m): 1:03pm On Jul 18, 2015 |
chrisbaby24:my d**k get dignity, it doesn't bleep every gal it sees on the road 3 Likes |
Re: My Bad Experience With A Girl In The Bank by jeremiah92(m): 1:05pm On Jul 18, 2015 |
Brus u f**k up . . If nah me, when i discovered she dnt have money. . I go pay d drive 200 or100 naira tel am to keep d change. . Dat i just want to dash him or better still pay for another person. . Wel u try if nah me i go deff her back with slap when she slap me 4 bnk. . I trus all dose naija elderly women. .them go support me like die. .and some fit even help me fight. . .our modas hate girls with poor home training 1 Like |
Re: My Bad Experience With A Girl In The Bank by Aroboi(m): 1:06pm On Jul 18, 2015 |
lonelyisland:Yh...its jst #50. |
Re: My Bad Experience With A Girl In The Bank by suzzy16(f): 1:12pm On Jul 18, 2015 |
Bilabong:lol,na lie o |
Re: My Bad Experience With A Girl In The Bank by chrisbaby24(m): 1:17pm On Jul 18, 2015 |
lonelyisland:Haha..no be lie..wen u talk say she siddon near u..and ur john thomas cum dey misbehave...wetin make am misbehave...sum men ghann... 1 Like |
Re: My Bad Experience With A Girl In The Bank by suzzy16(f): 1:37pm On Jul 18, 2015 |
Aroboi:yeah |
Re: My Bad Experience With A Girl In The Bank by lonelyisland(m): 1:38pm On Jul 18, 2015 |
chrisbaby24:guy u kw say sometimes the thing go just dey misbehave for no reason 1 Like |
Re: My Bad Experience With A Girl In The Bank by suzzy16(f): 1:38pm On Jul 18, 2015 |
chrisbaby24:hmmm,bad guy |
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