suzzy16:
hmmm,bad guy

chrisbaby24:

Dats how we roll bae....

lonelyisland:
Ladies and Gents, make una follow me judge this matter ooo


Went to the bank today to register for my BVN, on reaching to bank,I entered inside but to my utmost surprise I saw many others that came for the same purpose which i least expected so I looked for a seat and sat down and waited for my turn.


Then it happened, there came in this girl that looked like she just came down from heaven, her face were just like that of juliet ibrahim, her curves were like that of nicki minaj, her boobs were as big as mercy johnson's own and she was glowing like a diamond in the sky (it was then that I began to understood the meaning of rihannas song diamond).



She cat walked and came to sit beside me, mehnn my john thomas just wanted to let loose of itself so as to catch a glimpse of what the brain signalled to it. Then her "iyanga" started, she brought out her ipad mini and was pressing only God knows what, then her phone rang inside her bag she brought out her iphone6+ and answered a brief phone call. Next thing She began taking selfies inside a bank ( who does that in this 21st century) then the security man came and said to her "madam please using of handset in the bank is prohibited" (imagine he even called her madam but if nah guy like me now dem go begin form baddo). The girl picked up a quarrel with the man ooo 'lyk say e don tey she dey wait for the man to talk to am'. As gentleman wey I be i decided to calm them down but the girl switched the quarrel over to me lyk say nah me cause the wahala. Before I could say jack the girl land one dirty slap for my face ooo, I couldn't bear it but I had to. As a gentleman I went back to my seat and sat down. After like what seemed eternity I was called up to come and register;when I finished I withdrew some money before leaving the bank. Outside the bank I waited for like 30mins for a "keke"to come then the girl came outside too and joined me to wait for a ride. After like another 10mins, one finally came and we hoped in.


After like 20mins drive, the keke reached its final bus stop which was were I was to alight, Same thing as the girl too then the driver asked us for his money, I gave him N100 to give me N50 change as I was about to go another drama ensued between the girl and the driver. The man was shouting give me my money or else I will seize your foot wear, the girl was begging him that she couldn't find her money,that she lost it. The man fell on deaf ears to her plea and insisted on her giving him his money. Me I just jeje waka comot from there before another slap go land for my face again though I was in a position to help her but I didn't b'cos of the saying that "one good turn deserves another but in her case it was one bad turn (for my mind I be lyk " you get ipad mini with iphone6+ but u knw fit pay N50 for transport. Stupid girl).
After like 10mins of begging and crying the man took her foot wear and drove off.


My question now is was I right with what I did and if you were in the same position as I was, what would you have done?

suzzy16:
nt good sha,if u wan help d girl,make u help her,and make d girl go her way,than trying to bleep her

eph12:
You forgot to post the link oga

chrisbaby24:

Bae..I know ...dats true...but why did she slap me in the first place...am a full grown man....she don't deserve my kindness at all...

suzzy16:
okay,bt dat doesn't mean u ve to pay her money then,if u knw say u re really hurt,and then go ur way,like d way d op do already

amalder:
My old man once told me this same story

priiince:
20min drive with keke for just N50 did it happen 20yrs ago

Which forest u come from o joor

chrisbaby24:

Hmmm....bae...u make sense...but its not gud for her to slap me jus like dat...she leave d security man...na me she cum slap...bae..d Gods must hear am...

lonelyisland:
Ladies and Gents, make una follow me judge this matter ooo


Went to the bank today to register for my BVN, on reaching to bank,I entered inside but to my utmost surprise I saw many others that came for the same purpose which i least expected so I looked for a seat and sat down and waited for my turn.


Then it happened, there came in this girl that looked like she just came down from heaven, her face were just like that of juliet ibrahim, her curves were like that of nicki minaj, her boobs were as big as mercy johnson's own and she was glowing like a diamond in the sky (it was then that I began to understood the meaning of rihannas song diamond).



She cat walked and came to sit beside me, mehnn my john thomas just wanted to let loose of itself so as to catch a glimpse of what the brain signalled to it. Then her "iyanga" started, she brought out her ipad mini and was pressing only God knows what, then her phone rang inside her bag she brought out her iphone6+ and answered a brief phone call. Next thing She began taking selfies inside a bank ( who does that in this 21st century) then the security man came and said to her "madam please using of handset in the bank is prohibited" (imagine he even called her madam but if nah guy like me now dem go begin form baddo). The girl picked up a quarrel with the man ooo 'lyk say e don tey she dey wait for the man to talk to am'. As gentleman wey I be i decided to calm them down but the girl switched the quarrel over to me lyk say nah me cause the wahala. Before I could say jack the girl land one dirty slap for my face ooo, I couldn't bear it but I had to. As a gentleman I went back to my seat and sat down. After like what seemed eternity I was called up to come and register;when I finished I withdrew some money before leaving the bank. Outside the bank I waited for like 30mins for a "keke"to come then the girl came outside too and joined me to wait for a ride. After like another 10mins, one finally came and we hoped in.


After like 20mins drive, the keke reached its final bus stop which was were I was to alight, Same thing as the girl too then the driver asked us for his money, I gave him N100 to give me N50 change as I was about to go another drama ensued between the girl and the driver. The man was shouting give me my money or else I will seize your foot wear, the girl was begging him that she couldn't find her money,that she lost it. The man fell on deaf ears to her plea and insisted on her giving him his money. Me I just jeje waka comot from there before another slap go land for my face again though I was in a position to help her but I didn't b'cos of the saying that "one good turn deserves another but in her case it was one bad turn (for my mind I be lyk " you get ipad mini with iphone6+ but u knw fit pay N50 for transport. Stupid girl).
After like 10mins of begging and crying the man took her foot wear and drove off.


My question now is was I right with what I did and if you were in the same position as I was, what would you have done?

chrisbaby24:

Bae..I know ...dats true...but why did she slap me in the first place...am a full grown man....she don't deserve my kindness at all...