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Re: Some Things You Shouldn't Do When Wooing A Girl! by JeffreyJamez(m): 6:43pm On Jul 18, 2015 |
orogodoganyin: In Pretty sure I didn't write "top ten"... ![]() 1 Like |
Re: Some Things You Shouldn't Do When Wooing A Girl! by April07: 6:43pm On Jul 18, 2015 |
Booked! Argh I missed front page ![]() ![]() Not commenting again ![]() ![]() *storms out* |
Re: Some Things You Shouldn't Do When Wooing A Girl! by JeffreyJamez(m): 6:44pm On Jul 18, 2015 |
kinglekan: Lol you know it! 1 Like |
Re: Some Things You Shouldn't Do When Wooing A Girl! by JeffreyJamez(m): 6:45pm On Jul 18, 2015 |
April07: Better comment... don't make me shout o! 1 Like |
Re: Some Things You Shouldn't Do When Wooing A Girl! by orogodoganyin(m): 6:45pm On Jul 18, 2015 |
JeffreyJamez: basically d same to me. |
Re: Some Things You Shouldn't Do When Wooing A Girl! by charijee(f): 6:46pm On Jul 18, 2015 |
Those lines sha....so funny ![]() ![]() Nice one JJ ![]() 5 Likes |
Re: Some Things You Shouldn't Do When Wooing A Girl! by JeffreyJamez(m): 6:47pm On Jul 18, 2015 |
orogodoganyin: Smh |
Re: Some Things You Shouldn't Do When Wooing A Girl! by JeffreyJamez(m): 6:48pm On Jul 18, 2015 |
charijee: People like us don't woo... hehehehe.. it just happens Thanks CJ..... Have read about El-farouk ![]() |
Re: Some Things You Shouldn't Do When Wooing A Girl! by charijee(f): 6:54pm On Jul 18, 2015 |
JeffreyJamez:Instances? ![]() 1 Like |
Re: Some Things You Shouldn't Do When Wooing A Girl! by Ozavize88(f): 6:54pm On Jul 18, 2015 |
Cutehector:REALLY? EYYAH 1 Like |
Re: Some Things You Shouldn't Do When Wooing A Girl! by JeffreyJamez(m): 6:55pm On Jul 18, 2015 |
charijee: Buhahahahahaha garrout there!! |
Re: Some Things You Shouldn't Do When Wooing A Girl! by kennboiy(m): 6:55pm On Jul 18, 2015 |
ManOfList:Na baba you de insult? oya make your own list make we see. |
Re: Some Things You Shouldn't Do When Wooing A Girl! by orogodoganyin(m): 6:57pm On Jul 18, 2015 |
JeffreyJamez:shake ur head wella. |
Re: Some Things You Shouldn't Do When Wooing A Girl! by charijee(f): 7:00pm On Jul 18, 2015 |
JeffreyJamez:[color=##CD1076]You know na....amebo dey sweet me ![]() ![]() |
Re: Some Things You Shouldn't Do When Wooing A Girl! by JeffreyJamez(m): 7:03pm On Jul 18, 2015 |
charijee: Go and read about El farouk.. .you'll know ![]() |
Re: Some Things You Shouldn't Do When Wooing A Girl! by Nobody: 7:08pm On Jul 18, 2015 |
kinglekan: Is it not u that started it, u better not allow me sit on ur big head ![]() 1 Like |
Re: Some Things You Shouldn't Do When Wooing A Girl! by April07: 7:09pm On Jul 18, 2015 |
1. “Tell me about yourself” – It doesn’t matter if it’s a date or a mobile conversation, this phrase is for INTERVIEWS not informal meetings. Some may say there’s nothing wrong with it but truth is; it’s a cliché, selfish way of getting to know a person. If you ask me this, I could say “I’m 50, retired 419 kingpin who found Jesus and now wants to live right” Thing is, anyone can give you a story. Best bet is to ask direct questions that improve CONVERSATION than leave one person to do all the talking. If that’s boring, you could suggest you play a game where you guess stuff about the other person and see how many you get right. Preach! Really tho, we just met.. Like we just met and I should tell you about me, Well... For those of us with dark imaginations.. My head goes 'oh, he's a serial killer, he wants to know my blood type and original hair colour so he can see if I match his victims.' Or He's a kidnapper and wants to know if my family can cough out enough money for my ransom after he kidnaps me. Or He's looking for a certain bloodline in fresh gyals to feed his vampire grandma whose immortality is shaky. Or..... Yeah. That shii is scary. Quick tip: You don’t have to guess stuff like “you’re the first child” etc Make it steamy like “you’re wearing a thong right now” I’m sorry if she gets up and walks away or hangs up the phone, she was never good enough tbh. HAHA Kindly disregard this tip. It'll earn you a slap. ![]() 2. Ditch the pick-up lines. “Your father must be Osama cos you’re the bomb” ... really? REALLY? “The spaces between your fingers were made so that mine will fit it” ARE YOU SMOKING EXPIRED PANADOL?!! “Heaven must be weeping because they’ve lost an angel” The only thing lost here seems to be your brain DPMO!!! If I was the girl, I’d probably just do away with the convo at this point. Pick-up lines were left behind in the 90’s, don’t make an ass of yourself just cos you want to impress her. This doesn’t mean you shouldn’t compliment her but try not to sound like Jim Iyke at the Synagogue deliverance session while at it. ![]() ![]() Pick up lines? Oh God. What happened to westlife-like-serenading-records? Might as well sing me a full track. ![]() 3. So you’ve had a first date and all seems well, Bruhhh I know you’re excited nshit cos you dropped your A- game and you had ol’girl grinning like a Cheshire but lemme hola at you real quick; Sorry to burst yo bubble my man, but now isn’t the time to be all over her like white on rice. A little space don’t kill anyone. Basically man, DON’T BOMBARD HER WITH CALLS OR IMS. Let her breathe. Of course you should check up when you can at intervals but don’t be Mr regular on her Whatsapp or iMessage (notice I didn’t say BBM? I’m an asshole, I know). Because let’s face it, what do you want to talk about all the time? You come across as jobless and clingy. Ladies don’t want that (well, the sensible ones really) Not just calling, IM-ing and stalking o.. There's 'when are you coming to my place??' To do what?!?!?! Get a job dude! Let her be. And watch her roll up. The next thing you should never do is live beyond your means. So you’re trying to bag that high class chic but we all know you stay in my side of town and you’ve got my type of money that is planned on per month basis (life is hard my nigga), The best you can do is be real with yourself. Don’t put up fronts because you wanna impress cos the same momentum you start with is the same you’ve gotta maintain. I’m not now saying you should do a buka first date but guy, if na amala and ewedu you fit afford, better find babe wey go happily throwback that amala with you. This is it! Stay in yo lane! You can't smooth talk or afford a high class chic? Sit your broke ass down. Lol. Don't go and get yourself insulted. I can rant sha oooo.. Lol. 1 Like |
Re: Some Things You Shouldn't Do When Wooing A Girl! by charijee(f): 7:09pm On Jul 18, 2015 |
JeffreyJamez:Na JJ story I wan hear ![]() |
Re: Some Things You Shouldn't Do When Wooing A Girl! by Nobody: 7:10pm On Jul 18, 2015 |
orogodoganyin: Nothing ![]() 1 Like |
Re: Some Things You Shouldn't Do When Wooing A Girl! by Cutehector(m): 7:14pm On Jul 18, 2015 |
Ozavize88:why d eyah.. ![]() |
Re: Some Things You Shouldn't Do When Wooing A Girl! by kinglekan: 7:20pm On Jul 18, 2015 |
MhizDeedy: Plzzz do. ![]() ![]() 1 Like |
Re: Some Things You Shouldn't Do When Wooing A Girl! by JeffreyJamez(m): 7:23pm On Jul 18, 2015 |
Re: Some Things You Shouldn't Do When Wooing A Girl! by JeffreyJamez(m): 7:29pm On Jul 18, 2015 |
April07: ..or don't carry her to a restaurant where a plate of eba is 4.5k ....buhahahahaha |
Re: Some Things You Shouldn't Do When Wooing A Girl! by Nobody: 7:36pm On Jul 18, 2015 |
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Re: Some Things You Shouldn't Do When Wooing A Girl! by orogodoganyin(m): 7:48pm On Jul 18, 2015 |
MhizDeedy:lol |
Re: Some Things You Shouldn't Do When Wooing A Girl! by kinglekan: 8:07pm On Jul 18, 2015 |
MhizDeedy: Actually none. I don't want to die b4 my time. Been waiting patiently for urs sha. ![]() 1 Like |
Re: Some Things You Shouldn't Do When Wooing A Girl! by BANGERLEE1(m): 8:36pm On Jul 18, 2015 |
ManOfList:Lolz guess ur brain is too small to comprehend this stuff..... |
Re: Some Things You Shouldn't Do When Wooing A Girl! by Nobody: 8:40pm On Jul 18, 2015 |
kinglekan: Don't go nd find smwer to sit, be looking for sm1 that will sit on ur head. Ahan han pity ur head now what if I poo on it? ![]() |
Re: Some Things You Shouldn't Do When Wooing A Girl! by JeffreyJamez(m): 8:57pm On Jul 18, 2015 |
kinglekan: AGO!!!! ![]() ![]() 1 Like |
Re: Some Things You Shouldn't Do When Wooing A Girl! by kinglekan: 9:11pm On Jul 18, 2015 |
MhizDeedy: ![]() ![]() Smellossss!! *holds nose* No wonder ur a** is so big. Its full of poo. ![]() |
Re: Some Things You Shouldn't Do When Wooing A Girl! by kinglekan: 9:18pm On Jul 18, 2015 |
JeffreyJamez:Yeye sumbori. ![]() ![]() |
Re: Some Things You Shouldn't Do When Wooing A Girl! by JeffreyJamez(m): 9:21pm On Jul 18, 2015 |
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