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Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by dharay99: 7:31pm On Jul 18, 2015
darkenedrebel:


you used 10 hours in collating words that you don't fully understand from the dictionary- & yet you came up with the most outrageous thrash since the days of Cain & Abel?
It is not about spewing big words young warlock- it is about me stringing words together intelligently to send you & your wizened generations to the netherworld.


I have told you to stop trying to be smart-

It is not Retro-cranially...It is Retro-cranial
It is not laevo-disabled ..... It is Lavonne-disabled
It is not gastro-disterned...it is gastropod-discerned
It is not gingitivis-ravished - it is gingivitis-ravished .... [learn how to spell boy]

-Leonardo Da Vinci was a full time painter & sculptor- gimme your parents account number- If me using my funds to send you to a more qualitative school would make you a bit knowledgeable- then so be it


now here is how you diss
.....


1.You are are an unconscionably Internet-addicted peon & a primitive sheep-molesting conglomerate of intellectual constipation & depletion.
2 a Victoriabee & Firsteva's ever-willing 50 bucks shameless punchbag
3.a precociously ill-bred sadistist, a dastardly rapscallion & a tainted spawn of a syphilitic swamp rat whose abode is in the un-raked Akwa-Ibom gutters
4. & a conspicuously decadent flaccid mattress-soiling evangelical crusader of sub-mediocrity & bitchiness...




now -if i lacerate those enormous meat plaguing your mouth- would you still call it a lip? shocked shocked

[
WHAAATAFUÇCCCK.!! shocked
who recivd ds punches... cry

Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by chibwike(m): 7:31pm On Jul 18, 2015
whitewitch:
cc rocktation
you are really a white winch.

behave na

how old are you cef?

you are a disgrace to kids
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 7:31pm On Jul 18, 2015
Oyind17:







You dey craze? now I know you av a problem.
cc
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by naijaboiy: 7:32pm On Jul 18, 2015
Who is this sharonnn girl sef? undecided

Misssclassy,,any help? smiley
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Captainswag225(m): 7:32pm On Jul 18, 2015
can someone pls get that enfant whitewitch from here? He has alot of growing up to do
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 7:32pm On Jul 18, 2015
cc ishilove rules have been utterly broken
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by chibwike(m): 7:33pm On Jul 18, 2015
Sleekyshuga:
Hehehehehehe...
Why biko?
I missed you
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by RETROSHAWTY(f): 7:33pm On Jul 18, 2015
Captainswag225:
am gud too, how is ur weekend going?
Boring. Yours?
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by dharay99: 7:33pm On Jul 18, 2015
naijaboiy:

welcome referee. grin

It was mainly darkenedrebel and thesonofmark.

But some people were throwing side punches at darkenedrebel.

Agapecharis,,funlord and sinnzu.

So it was 4 against 1. lipsrsealed

How match I tell ya! grin

goooddaamn...daht ain't even an handicap again. angry

Can u plz stage a fuçkinq rematch...
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by naijaboiy: 7:33pm On Jul 18, 2015
Johnnoah1st:
OH BOY! try an acquire atleast small sense naa, as nai jaboiy said, even if u no get any sense try and alteast pretend like u get naa.
The mumu is just an insipid bush rat. undecided
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 7:33pm On Jul 18, 2015
Like seriously?
whitewitch:
CC ISHILOVE, FARANO, ROCKTATION, LALASTICLALA, OBINOSCOPY AND OGA SEUN pls u guyz shud just kindly read d chatting history of DARKENEDREBEL,THESONOFMARK,FUNLORD,SINNZU,MEDEHI,TWACI,TOHPAHZ,JACKSPA.RROW0712,OYIND17 AND DO THE NEEDFUL, THEY HAVE BEEN CURSING,CURSING,CURSING SINCE MORNING IN THIS DERAILER'S PARADISE
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 7:34pm On Jul 18, 2015
dharay99:

dude, no offence buh yhu are stupíd ⁴ds. angry
cc farano
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 7:34pm On Jul 18, 2015
TheSonOfMark:

How come every time you type, it is reminiscent of the gibberesh scribbles of a Down's Syndrome midget?


I will impale your mother's uterus on a goblin-shark then fix a hand-grenade to her thongs & blow her pusssy till thy kingdom come. that's what you get for coming up with kindergaten disses.

TheSonOfMark:

You'd do better being bedridden for a double case of encephalopathyand chronic filiaris.

go read your books son- It is encephalitic not encephalopathy.. 13 of your unborn generations cannot stand beside me intellectually. I will smoke your mother's pubic hair with the ashes of a cremated phoenix then leave her extirpated carrion on my ashtray. semi-illiterate

TheSonOfMark:
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Being a #230 per painting artist and getting beaten in text-duels sure sums up your chronicle.
[quote author=TheSonOfMark post=36015354][color=blue][b][i] [font=georgia][size=11pt]
Your kin already tagged you a failure hence your resorting to pilfer from any cougar in sight.
Your idiocy cages your close-knittedly like the hexagonal sides of a benzene rings.


bla bla bla - yet you are 25 years old & your nick-name in school is [b]Mr dictionary the carryover master

you have had so many carryovers- your parents have given up on you eons ago. your words bear the same weight as the fart of a leprous witch.


TheSonOfMark:
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What sort of guy blackmails women daily with revealing their personal info and private chats when they cease playing ball?


same old bull-shyte from a delusional poltroon fathered by an Oreophyrenella nigra.

TheSonOfMark:
[color=blue][b][i] [font=georgia][size=11pt]
You must have a cerebral cortex thinner than the epiderm of a platyhelmen this.


& you must have an advanced case of inexplicable scaphocephalous. the shape of your skull is proportional to that of a Mercedes Benz C-111 exhaust pipe.
your foolishness unfortunately for mankind comes in Euclidean form & defies all laws of thermodynamics.
In fact I should time-travel to the past just to butcher you in your mother's womb when you were still folded up like a miscreant in your embryonic stages.

TheSonOfMark:
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Mutated, degenerate equestrine herbivore!

In a state of absolute quietness & ambiance- your idiocy can communicate stridently & effectively through a diatonic and pentatonic scale

that is how loud your tomfoolery is ...
now go Bleep your daddy in the ass before I excrete in your nostrils....

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Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 7:34pm On Jul 18, 2015
dharay99:


goooddaamn...daht ain't even an handicap again. angry

Can u plz stage a fuçkinq rematch...

Darewink wink wink
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 7:34pm On Jul 18, 2015
darkenedrebel:


you used 10 hours in collating words that you don't fully understand from the dictionary- & yet you came up with the most outrageous thrash since the days of Cain & Abel?
It is not about spewing big words young warlock- it is about me stringing words together intelligently to send you & your wizened generations to the netherworld.


I have told you to stop trying to be smart-

It is not Retro-cranially...It is Retro-cranial
It is not laevo-disabled ..... It is Lavonne-disabled
It is not gastro-disterned...it is gastropod-discerned
It is not gingitivis-ravished - it is gingivitis-ravished .... [learn how to spell boy]

-Leonardo Da Vinci was a full time painter & sculptor- gimme your parents account number- If me using my funds to send you to a more qualitative school would make you a bit knowledgeable- then so be it


now here is how you diss
.....


1.You are are an unconscionably Internet-addicted peon & a primitive sheep-molesting conglomerate of intellectual constipation & depletion.
2 a Victoriabee & Firsteva's ever-willing 50 bucks shameless punchbag
3.a precociously ill-bred sadistist, a dastardly rapscallion & a tainted spawn of a syphilitic swamp rat whose abode is in the un-raked Akwa-Ibom gutters
4. & a conspicuously decadent flaccid mattress-soiling evangelical crusader of sub-mediocrity & bitchiness...



now -if i lacerate those enormous meat plaguing your mouth- would you still call it a lip? shocked shocked
OH MY LORD!! shocked
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by naijaboiy: 7:35pm On Jul 18, 2015
dharay99:


goooddaamn...daht ain't even an handicap again. angry

Can u plz stage a fuçkinq rematch...
There will definitely be a rematch soon. cheesy

But I don't think it will continue this night. That whitewitch fool is already acting stupidly. undecided
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 7:35pm On Jul 18, 2015
naijaboiy:

The mumu is just an insipid bush rat. undecided
cc rocktation
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 7:36pm On Jul 18, 2015
adeh39:

Locked up?
*whispers*.....Hope it's not in Tunnamania11's room?
shocked..do you want mhizkel to blow my face grin
not from here atall...this na real locked up, snc 2 days ooo ....cheesy cheesy
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Mhizkel(f): 7:36pm On Jul 18, 2015
darkenedrebel:


I will impale your mother's uterus on a goblin-shark then fix a hand-grenade to her thongs & blow her pusssy till thy kingdom come. that's what you get for



go read your books son- It is encephalopatic not encephalopathy.. 13 of your unborn generations cannot stand beside me intellectually. I will smoke your mother's pubic hair with the ashes of a cremated phoenix then leave her extirpated carrion on my ashtray.

Dark, vous ne devriez pas faire cela.
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Sleekyshuga(f): 7:36pm On Jul 18, 2015
chibwike:
I missed you
**head bigging plus somersaults on my bed** grin grin

I miss you too, Nwoke oma..
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 7:37pm On Jul 18, 2015
Tbillz:
nope, u rarely comment or possibly someone hijacked U from Jack *sad*
HELL NO!i and jack still dey kampe cheesy
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by naijaboiy: 7:37pm On Jul 18, 2015
darkenedrebel:


I will impale your mother's uterus on a goblin-shark then fix a hand-grenade to her thongs & blow her pusssy till thy kingdom come. that's what you get for coming up with kindergaten disses.



go read your books son- It is encephalitic not encephalopathy.. 13 of your unborn generations cannot stand beside me intellectually. I will smoke your mother's pubic hair with the ashes of a cremated phoenix then leave her extirpated carrion on my ashtray. semi-illiterate

crycrycrycrycrycrycry
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by TheSonOfMark(m): 7:37pm On Jul 18, 2015
Captainswag225:
OGA, THE MATCH IS OVER, U LOST, OH I FORGOT U COLLAPSED AFTER THAT KILLER PUNCH SO U CANT REMEMBER A THING

The default regurgitation of a díck-gobbling, g-string-wearing whoring #225 per fèllatio homosexual stripper.smiley

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Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by dharay99: 7:38pm On Jul 18, 2015
funlord:
grin



Yes I know your late father was a boderline _fool! Dats what led to his early demise! Unfortunately that "N500 rated prostitute and part time chibok girl you call a mother" had no option than to settle for a frustrated keke napep driver that you now refer to as your step dad even when he penetrates your anus night after night in some sort of incestuous dundees _orgy involving you and your harlot mummy! These days you name drop salawa abeni a lot in your deluded posts? Is that the soundtrack that the 3 of you listen to during your deranged sexual healings?

Billy goat! After the last verbal assassination I gave your dummy ass you ran to the religion section for over 2 weeks, then out of pity we allowed you some breathing space to come back to derailers only for you to come back and try and open that your cancerous dirty mouth to try and tell ladyboss1 about grime hip hop and london life? Have you even been to ibadan before? Poverty deluded rat! Then you attempted to diss jacksparrow and truckpusher and we still let you feel among! Then you created 1 senseless thread to tell us you met 1 sharonnn? Who gives a _fuck? Olodo! A girl dat is just probably pitying you due to the fact dat she noticed everyone disses or hates you due to your mind numbing displays of complete oafishness! Beast of no nation like you! Rap section dey diss you! Romance section dey diss you! Derailers your laughed at! Even celebrities section that is filled with dimwits like you dey dissed you! What else is there to say about you darkgirl?
Don't you realize that there are enough people to hate in the world already without you working so hard to give us another?
You were born because your mother didn't believe in abortion, but now she even believes in infanticide. Anyway yours was an unnatural birth, since you came from an animal. Your parents must have thot you were the answer to a prayer. Your parents prayed that the world would be made to suffer and here you came along. You're a habit I'd like to kick; with both feet. I believe in respect for the dead, so in in fact I would only respect you if you WERE dead! Your a bombastic turd, a pillow biting fanatic, a cosmic dimwit and a fully functional _IMBECILE! Now bow down and offer your lord a prayer! You owe me you akward sounding bastard _twat!

JEEEEEEEEEEZZZZZZZ.!!! cry
Like sum1 recivd ds blows wyl i was away.?

AMBULAAAAAANCE.!!! cry

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Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by naijaboiy: 7:39pm On Jul 18, 2015
whitewitch:
cc rocktat ion
undecided
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Captainswag225(m): 7:39pm On Jul 18, 2015
TheSonOfMark:

So opines a whøring lesbian who begged Kilode100 for pictures of her genitàls.

Geriatric, demented arthritic dyke!
smeagol, are hungry? U want some fish? Gollum

Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by chibwike(m): 7:39pm On Jul 18, 2015
naijaboiy:
Who is this sharonnn girl sef? undecided

Misssclassy,,any help? smiley
Lol .misclassy don turn decoder

shey na dstv abi na gotv

the way she decodes suspicious monickers these days ehn

I just had to ask her how
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 7:39pm On Jul 18, 2015
darkenedrebel:


your father is a borderline fool...


sonofwack made a nonfactual statement & like the gullible shyte-stain that you are- you believed impulsively without making any findings.

I never expected you to exhibit any form of wits anyway.. fact still remains that I'm am the most important entity in your miserable kerosene-supported life.. you jump on sight on anything that involves the darkrebel & yet you say I'm not your god? you must be cursed spiritually. ✘
cc ishilove
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 7:41pm On Jul 18, 2015
darkenedrebel:


you used 10 hours in collating words that you don't fully understand from the dictionary- & yet you came up with the most outrageous thrash since the days of Cain & Abel?
It is not about spewing big words young warlock- it is about me stringing words together intelligently to send you & your wizened generations to the netherworld.


I have told you to stop trying to be smart-

It is not Retro-cranially...It is Retro-cranial
It is not laevo-disabled ..... It is Lavonne-disabled
It is not gastro-disterned...it is gastropod-discerned
It is not gingitivis-ravished - it is gingivitis-ravished .... [learn how to spell boy]

-Leonardo Da Vinci was a full time painter & sculptor- gimme your parents account number- If me using my funds to send you to a more qualitative school would make you a bit knowledgeable- then so be it


now here is how you diss
.....


1.You are are an unconscionably Internet-addicted peon & a primitive sheep-molesting conglomerate of intellectual constipation & depletion.
2 a Victoriabee & Firsteva's ever-willing 50 bucks shameless punchbag
3.a precociously ill-bred sadistist, a dastardly rapscallion & a tainted spawn of a syphilitic swamp rat whose abode is in the un-raked Akwa-Ibom gutters
4. & a conspicuously decadent flaccid mattress-soiling evangelical crusader of sub-mediocrity & bitchiness...



now -if i lacerate those enormous meat plaguing your mouth- would you still call it a lip? shocked shocked


grin grin The iroko has fallen.
Momma, Mrs Chima I have found a husband. kiss cheesy

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Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by dharay99: 7:41pm On Jul 18, 2015
TheSonOfMark:


More like the spawning of a deranged alchemist huddled up in the abyss of your psychotic subconscious.


Dingbat it is "stated" or "opined" and not "TOLD".grin

Orangutan, "LAEVO-DISABLED" means "PARALYZED ON THE LEFT BODY"grin

"GASTRO-DISTERNED" means " potbellied"grin

Of course, a mere painter wouldn't know all these.grin


Dimwitted herbivore, Leonardo Da Vinci was an anatomist and also a philosopher but he painted commissioned works.

It's the default common knowledge that you, a painter, wouldn't be cognizant of intelligible presentation of factual claims beyond the perimeter of your plain cardboard paper.grin
Dyslexic newt.
.

These are reiterated factual descriptions of your banal existence:

¤Your are the product of a gene culturing of Edward Snowden and Amy Whinehouse.

¤An airhead with the pacey mental activity which ceases faster than the dissolution of papyrus in acidified aqua.

¤An offspring of progenitors accursed with ill mental health longer than the half-life of Uranium.

¤A thesaurus of mediocre animated activities and the presupposing ability of an otter.

¤A crossbreed of an ass witha Rhesus monkey.

¤The failed experiment of cloning of a submerged Siberia humanoid fossil


Funlord and Sinnzu, the faggøt has been saving my pictures. This is the third time in 3 months that he has uploaded them.grin
RIP to whoever owns ds.!
I'm cuminq lemme dig 6ft.... sad cry
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Captainswag225(m): 7:42pm On Jul 18, 2015
RETROSHAWTY:
Boring. Yours?
same here oo, thats why am catching fun here, btw i hope my german friend is improving. Lol
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Mhizkel(f): 7:43pm On Jul 18, 2015
Midehi:

shocked..do you want mhizkel to blow my face grin

not from here atall...this na real locked up, snc 2 days ooo ....cheesy cheesy

grin You had better not try me.
Adeh39 sad

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