TheSonOfMark:

I heard your dead dad was the patient zero for Herpes Virus.

Your mum shared a bed space with alley cats in the secluded corners of the Third Mainland bridge.

She strips teases for leprous midgets on a fixed chronological schedule while made stipends on the side deepthroating dìldos as a spot

Funny how you first wish was to study andrology just so you could have an array of penile appendages to play with but no, you were made to peruse drawing and your hopes DASHED like all the courses you failed.


If deepthroating were a genre you'd be a genius.

You once stated that you adore Sam Smith and its no coincidence that he's gay.

Your father left you a will - it contain just 6 dildos.

Jacksparrow0712:
Thanks. But I prefer Capp coffee

LadyBoss1:

I can see
So u haven't repented u lied to me ..
Btw butt out of their beef .. Stop typing mods 247 and stressing them out, dont u know they are seriously busy than to be coming in here every minute ..

Anyway have u eaten y not take a break get something to eat .. N who gave u dats illegal stuff to smoke ..

VictoriaBee:
Agapecharis, how dare you insult my husband?

I can't remember giving out your hand in marriage.

Anyway, don't start crying when he uploads your chats on NL. Don't cry when he gossip other NL girls with you and later come online to paint you black. Don't cry when he uploads your nude or threaten to. Don't cry when he snitches on you. Just don't cry.

VictoriaBee:

chibwike:
Don't make me feel more bad oh...coz I know you did not miss me

wats the meaning of that nwoke oma ..people call me that all the tine

whitewitch:
iv truly repented bt u know as a good citizen of nairaland i hav to report of criminal activity. by d way im just high on drinks n nt weed. nd im just cming 4rm a birthday, u know na dat chrisbrown kind of attitude problem.

Mhizkel:

You called me husby snatcher. And i reported you to my daddy (God)

darkenedrebel:


I will impale your mother's uterus on a goblin-shark then fix a hand-grenade to her thongs & blow her pusssy till thy kingdom come. that's what you get for coming up with kindergaten disses.



go read your books son- It is encephalitic not encephalopathy.. 13 of your unborn generations cannot stand beside me intellectually. I will smoke your mother's pubic hair with the ashes of a cremated phoenix then leave her extirpated carrion on my ashtray. semi-illiterate

LadyBoss1:


Lol i swear u no well at all @ bolded
Chris brown ke so u think u roll like breezy abeg u will kill me with laughter

Mhizkel:

Il est parce que je t'aime
Go check this meaning.

AgapeCharis:
I can't remember giving out your hand in marriage.

Anyway, don't start crying when he uploads your chats on NL. Don't cry when he gossip other NL girls with you and later come online to paint you black. Don't cry when he uploads your nude or threaten to. Don't cry when he snitches on you. Just don't cry.

Sleekyshuga:

Ain't you igbo ?

whitewitch:
pm me ur account number and see the power and d swag of prosper. chris brown is a small boy cmpare to hw i roll and what iv got to inherit.

whitewitch:
iv truly repented bt u know as a good citizen of nairaland i hav to report of criminal activity. by d way im just high on drinks n nt weed. nd im just cming 4rm a birthday, u know na dat chrisbrown kind of attitude problem.

Sleekyshuga:

2dice


Good evening

LadyBoss1:

y u gotta b so picky lol
Drink the tea joor ..


Wt u up2 ...

TheSonOfMark:

So opines a whøring lesbian who begged Kilode100 for pictures of her genitàls.

Geriatric, demented arthritic dyke!

Truckpusher:
Come dance with me .

dharay99:

that thing is foøl u kn0w.

Mehn...yhu ⁴dun handle d match sha.!

I no get better memes for the match na why.

LadyBoss1:


Lol but thats inheritance doesnt count
Dont worry bout my account its healthy thank u

Are u sure u got the swag if prosper ..

TheSonOfMark:

Let him be. If we get banned, he wouldn't be left out.

Captainswag225:
wow, vous faites bien, moi je parle francais petit petit,

Captainswag225:
has she finished watching the movie? He thanks u for the meal

Jacksparrow0712:
Lol. I am I don't like tea and chocolate. I do coffee
I'm good. Just a long rest. Been indoors all day
You?

Sleekyshuga:

Hahahahahahaha...

Trucky my enemy turned friend ..
Are we dancing inside your truck?

Mhizkel:
Il est parce que je t'aime Go check this meaning.

whitewitch:
I AM THE PRINCE OF ONE GREATEST KINGDOM IN AFRICA, I AM THE HEIR TO THE THRONE.

sinizia:


pourquoi pensez-vous profiter de mensonge?