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Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by TheSonOfMark(m): 9:48pm On Jul 18, 2015
darkenedrebel:



I already killed you long time ago.... - what are you still replying for? you got ate sideways like the number infinity....

I've been smoking cats all around the globe in extemporaneous rap battles...It is something I eat & breathe... you are just a flash in the pan..

like Firsteva said - beat the standard I set. .
until you do that, you ain't getting no more reply.

.
You are a cretìn even veteran cretins would deny.

If rodents were crossbred with meerkats and the first filial generation were crossbred with deranged beavers then the product would be you.

The only standard you've ever set is the number of times you gave your fàther a blow jøb in a day.

Cùm-slobbering happy-go-lucky airhead.

Your only claim to artistry would alway be a freehand sketch of your dad's dìck.


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Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 9:48pm On Jul 18, 2015
Piicitys:
If u know beg,just forget about marrying jack cheesy
buhahahahahahahaha na u b jack brother or how ur own be for our matter? cheesy
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by dharay99: 9:49pm On Jul 18, 2015
my b3 oo0. cry cry
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 9:49pm On Jul 18, 2015
Piicitys:
NOT THAT! I hate when people screenshot my pics
U lack confidence man, screenshot or not. Man up!
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 9:49pm On Jul 18, 2015
lezz:
Hahaha. Begging even for lesbian love. undecided that's a failure-magnet. The scum of humanity. grin
this bush man lezz the lesbian is here again, u've come to mourn with the man who disvirgined you?

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Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Johnnoah1st: 9:49pm On Jul 18, 2015
darkenedrebel:

I already killed you long time ago.... - what are you still replying for? you got ate sideways like the number infinity....
I've been smoking cats all around the globe in extemporaneous rap battles...It is something I eat & breathe... you are just a flash in the pan..
like Firsteva said - beat the standard I set. .
until you do that, you ain't getting no more reply.
THESONOFMARK, joke apart, pls let stop dis, u are not woman 4 jah sake, PLS GUY LET SETTLE DIS, 2dice, sinnzu, naijaboiy, funlord, captainswag225, aprokoman, pls let settle dis in men's way.
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by AprokoMan: 9:49pm On Jul 18, 2015
Captainswag225:
eva dear, i think the lesbian boy is around. He came for u.

fish, stop chatting with urself
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 9:49pm On Jul 18, 2015
Sleekyshuga isn't it past your bed time? You're supposed to be sleeping. tongue
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 9:50pm On Jul 18, 2015
2dice:
lol ...how is you Jare?
I am fine&u?
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Cherlene(f): 9:50pm On Jul 18, 2015
whitewitch:
Cherlene pls come online

Sorry dear, is EVERYTHING WELL?

Cherlene
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Captainswag225(m): 9:50pm On Jul 18, 2015
johnnoah1st, gudjob, am sure aprokoman is dizzy by now.
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Piicitys: 9:51pm On Jul 18, 2015
Emi ni Olori Ebi
prettythicksme:
buhahahahahahahaha na u b jack brother or how ur own be for our matter? cheesy
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by funlord(m): 9:51pm On Jul 18, 2015
grin
darkenedrebel:


I'm not picking a fight with you...

all I want for you is to reason... she registered before I did -so how can she be me? are you sweetorgasm for fuckery sake!?

"I'm smarter than most of y'all here"- If I was impersonating her -
•I would never chat with only me ..
•I would open a thread saying I want to know another male romancelander before open that of dark rebel
•I would comment in family section & politics section frequently - even if it is Gibberish...
all of these to draw suspicion away from me.. grin
I lived all my life with psychologists & intelligentsias so I would have done it perfectly...

I am Sharon... only a dingbat would think the rebel reasons like sweetorgasm

...


Look at this government certified dunce saying he is smarter than all of us here! You are duller than dish water and your entire intellectual span is actually my own gibberish! After all people like you who bleat like goats about how they are smart are always trying to psyche or appease themselves for being born with bone deep _stupidity!

See a smarty pants that could only end up studying fine arts in unilag and ended up battling carry overs just like the federal govt. Is currently battling boko karam! Upon all that you still failed out like a _fool because you actually are a _fool! Not suprising!
"_FAGREBEL"!

I'm not suprised, after all you are the son of a disease ridden chibok girl, your mother is like a christmas tree, everybody hangs balls on her! That's why area boys always treat your mom like a postage stamp, they lick her, slap her, stick her, then send her away, she reminds me of my rifle sef ... give her a _cock and she blows! By the way I listened to your voice note! Is that an accent I detected, or was your mouth just full of _sperm as usual? I'm sure If I had change for N500 the day I met that _whore you call mummy, I could have been your 3rd dad, but luckily the guy in front of me had the exact change so he saved me from a lifetimes supply of gonorreah, crabs, syphillis and hepatitis a,b,c and d.

So that's why your 2nd daddy is now a drunken keke napep driver, they always have change! So no wonder you are always pained cause we all know that the home of a drunkard tells the sad story of the evil wrought by the use of strong drink! Wretchedness and destitution reign, and often his wife and children suffer from abuse and hunger! Isn't that your life in a nutshell?


Ugly demented _faggot! That's why your so obsessed with stealing peoples pix to find out what non disfigured primates look like! People like you are the reason we have middle fingers. No need for insults, your face says it all _FUCKEDREBEL!, I'm sure You’re so ugly that when you cry at night due to your unending deformities, the tears roll down the back of your head just to avoid your face, no wonder when you were still a growing ape, everytime your harlot mother dropped you off at the schools gates, she always got a fine for littering the schools property! You're so ugly that when you walk into a bank, they turn the cameras off! That's why you don't need an atm card! Your jamb score looking bank balance is the 2nd reason!

Why don't you try to learn how to shut up from time to time and give that hole in your face a chance to heal? And really its not that you are really _stupid, you just seem to have a lot of bad luck when you think! Broke _bitch always talking about kissing girls on NL, not realising that the only way you'll ever get laid is if you crawl up a chicken's ass and wait. By the way do you think the girls on NL are psychotic like your mama? who wants to kiss a STANKREBEL like you, when your mouth and your anus are consistently competing for your toilets affection? You like looking for mistakes in rappers rhymes on the rap section abi? Well let me tell you something If you really want to know about mistakes, you should ask your parents. Your birth was their biggest one! Your rhymes always remind me of the 80's and Isn’t it rather dangerous to use one’s entire vocabulary in a single sentence claiming it to be a rhyme? I’m actually jealous of people that don’t know you and your foolishness! And your ass must be jealous of the amount of shite that normally comes out of your puss filled brain?

Just log out gracefully you dunce, you would bring everyone a lot of joy when you leave the thread. After all your kind are not really in this section because the last time I saw a face like yours I fed it a banana and guess where I was at? The ZOO! Run, go and take a look at my profile picture so that you can see what a real life intelligent gangster looks like, I'm sure if I offered you the chance to meet me in person you would shite bricks of fear for days! I'm sure apart from the online beatings you have always received from me I would beat your young _stupid ass like a bongo drum in the flesh! I'll hit you so hard you 'll have to take off your shoes to _shit! Or I'll hit you so hard you'll have to unzip your pants to say hi! Or I'll hit you so hard your kids will be born dizzy! Or I'll hit you so hard your mommy would actually fall down instead of you!


Now kindly take your sad, sorry, deluded, turd burgler of an ass out of my lane because you are nothing but a pillow biter, a butt pirate, an ass muncher, a shite stabber, a rump rider, a _cocksucker, a pederasty fan, and a bloody riff raff eternally cursed to remain as a scuzzy miserablist! Your pulverized bones shall be converted into chalk so that we can teach kids about the best ways to avoid ending up as broke, wack, dumb rappers! You have been officially consigned to the dustbin of history! With the codename: "HOMOREBEL!"

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Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by dharay99: 9:51pm On Jul 18, 2015
Johnnoah1st:
THESONOFMARK, joke apart, pls let stop dis, u are not woman 4 jah sake, PLS GUY LET SETTLE DIS, 2dice, sinnzu, naijaboiy, funlord, captainswag225, aprokoman, pls let settle dis in men's way.

angry

Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by AprokoMan: 9:51pm On Jul 18, 2015
Johnnoah1st:
THESONOFMARK, joke apart, pls let stop dis, u are not woman 4 jah sake, PLS GUY LET SETTLE DIS, 2dice, sinnzu, naijaboiy, funlord, captainswag225, aprokoman, pls let settle dis in men's way.

not until FirstEVA repents from her gross lesbo misconduct. she's taking our girls to hell

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Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by lezz(m): 9:52pm On Jul 18, 2015
firstEVA:
this bush man lezz the lesbian is here again, u've come to mourn with the man who disvirgined you?
NL's chief lesbian toad, are you still peddling your punny to be licked off? grin

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Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Piicitys: 9:52pm On Jul 18, 2015
Will think about it then.THANKZ
Sinnzu:
U lack confidence man, screenshot or not. Man up!
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Cherlene(f): 9:53pm On Jul 18, 2015
Jacksparrow0712:
Cool. I promise to show you when next I put my cooking skill into action tongue tongue
But I'm afraid I can't upload it here
Don't want everybody seeing my food. lol

Super, I am EXCITED.
Oh don't FEAR dear.

Cherlene
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by lezz(m): 9:53pm On Jul 18, 2015

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Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by AprokoMan: 9:54pm On Jul 18, 2015
Captainswag225:
johnnoah1st, gudjob, am sure aprokoman is dizzy by now.

ugly, disgusting Ghanaian lesbian, why are u leaving ur fight for another? I thought u said u deal with men? why are u hiding behind loveren? grin
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by naijaboiy: 9:54pm On Jul 18, 2015
darkenedrebel:


I'm not picking a fight with you...

all I want for you is to reason... she registered before I did -so how can she be me? are you sweetorgasm for fuckery sake!?

I'm smarter than most of y'all here- If I was impersonating her -
•I would never chat with only me ..
•I would open a thread saying I want to know another male romancelander before open that of dark rebel
•I would comment in family section & politics section frequently - even if it is Gibberish...
all of these to draw suspicion away from me.. grin
I lived all my life with psychologists & intelligentsias so I would have done it perfectly...

I am not Sharon... only a dingbat would think the rebel reasons like funlord & sweetorgasm

...
Alright then.
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by dharay99: 9:55pm On Jul 18, 2015
funlord:
grin


Look at this government certified dunce saying he is smarter than all of us here! You are duller than dish water and your entire intellectual span is actually my own gibberish! After all people like you who bleat like goats about how they are smart are always trying to psyche or appease themselves for being born with bone deep _stupidity! See a smarty pants that could only end up studying fine arts in unilag and ended up battling carry overs just like the federal govt. Is currently battling boko karam! Upon all that you still failed out like a _fool because you actually are a _fool! Not suprising!
"_FAGREBEL"! I'm not suprised, after all you are the son of a disease ridden chibok girl, your mother is like a christmas tree, everybody hangs balls on her! That's why area boys always treat your mom like a postage stamp, they lick her, slap her, stick her, then send her away, she reminds me of my rifle sef ... give her a cock and she blows! By the way I listened to your voice note! Is that an accent I detected, or was your mouth just full of sperm as usual? I'm sure If I had change for N500 the day I met that LovePeddler you call mummy, I could have been your 3rd dad, but luckily the guy in front of me had the exact change so he saved me from a lifetimes supply of gonorreah, crabs, syphillis and hepatitis a,b,c and d. So that's why your 2nd daddy is now a drunken keke napep driver, they always have change! So no wonder you are always pained cause we all know that the home of a drunkard tells the sad story of the evil wrought by the use of strong drink! Wretchedness and destitution reign, and often his wife and children suffer from abuse and hunger! Isn't that your life in a nutshell?
Ugly demented _faggot! That's why your so obsessed with stealing peoples pix to find out what non disfigured primates look like! People like you are the reason we have middle fingers. No need for insults, your face says it all _FUCKEDREBEL!, I'm sure You’re so ugly that when you cry at night due to your unending deformities, the tears roll down the back of your head just to avoid your face, no wonder when you were still a growing ape, everytime your harlot mother dropped you off at the schools gates, she always got a fine for littering the schools property! You're so ugly that when you walk into a bank, they turn the cameras off! That's why you don't need an atm card! Your jamb score looking bank balance is the 2nd reaon! Why don't you try to learn how to shut up from time to time and give that hole in your face a chance to heal? And really its not that you are really stupid, you just seem to have a lot of bad luck when you think! Broke _bitch always talking about kissing girls on NL, not realising that the only way you'll ever get laid is if you crawl up a chicken's ass and wait. By the way do you think the girls on NL are psychotic like your mama? who wants to kiss a STANKREBEL like you, when your mouth and your anus are consistently competing for your toilets affection? You like looking for mistakes in rappers rhymes on the rap section abi? Well let me tell you something If you really want to know about mistakes, you should ask your parents. Your birth was their biggest one! Your rhymes always remind me of the 80's and Isn’t it rather dangerous to use one’s entire vocabulary in a single sentence claiming it to be a rhyme? I’m actually jealous of people that don’t know you and your foolishness! And your ass must be jealous of the amount of shit that normally comes out of your puss filled brain? Just log out gracefully you dunce, you would bring everyone a lot of joy, when you leave the thread. After all your kind are not really in this section because the last time I saw a face like yours I fed it a banana and guess where I was at? The ZOO! Run go and take a look at my profile picture so that you can see what a real life intelligent gangster looks like, I'm sure if I offered you the chance to meet me in person you would shite bricks of fear for days! I'm sure apart from the online beatings you have always received from me I would beat your young _stupid ass like a bongo drum in the flesh! I'll hit you so hard you 'll have to take off your shoes to shit! Or I'll hit you so hard you'll have to unzip your pants to say hi! Or I'll hit you so hard your kids will be born dizzy! Or I'll hit you so hard your mommy would actually fall down instead of you!
Now kindly take your sad, sorry, deluded, turd burgler of an ass out of my lane because you are nothing but a pillow biter, a butt pirate, an ass muncher, a shit stabber, a rump rider, a _cocksucker, a pederasty fan, and a bloody riff raff eternally cursed to remain as a scuzzy miserablist! Your pulverized bones shall be converted into chalk so that we can teach kids about the best ways to avoid ending up as broke, wack, dumb rappers! You have been officially consigned to the dustbin of history! With the codename: "HOMOREBEL!"


MOOOOTIIKKU OOOOOOOOO. shocked shocked shocked shocked

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Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by RETROSHAWTY(f): 9:56pm On Jul 18, 2015
Yes
Captainswag225:
lol, are u sure am the one?
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Sleekyshuga(f): 9:56pm On Jul 18, 2015
AgapeCharis:
Sleekyshuga isn't it past your bed time? You're supposed to be sleeping. tongue
This is just 9:56PM.. I never told you I was a chicken undecided
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 9:56pm On Jul 18, 2015
Sinnzu:
U lack confidence man, screenshot or not. Man up!

Why would you undermine her esteem just because YOU wanted her to post her pictures? Clearly, she doesn't want to and the poor girl has given her reasons. undecided
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 9:57pm On Jul 18, 2015
Piicitys:
Emi ni Olori Ebi
cc jacksparrow0712 cheesy i wnt to confim this from him
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by TheSonOfMark(m): 9:57pm On Jul 18, 2015
Johnnoah1st:
THESONOFMARK, joke apart, pls let stop dis, u are not woman 4 jah sake, PLS GUY LET SETTLE DIS, 2dice, sinnzu, naijaboiy, funlord, captainswag225, aprokoman, pls let settle dis in men's way.
.What? You've never had a duel in your hood?

There's a reason you can't leave this thread- you are enjoying every minute of it.

You'll stay GLUEd 'cause this is SUPER.

Lighten up.cheesy
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Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Sleekyshuga(f): 9:57pm On Jul 18, 2015
2dice:

Uhnn ..thankss cheesy
So what is good over there...hope you Muslim friends didn't disappoint you
Do I really have any?
The few I have ain't around..
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Captainswag225(m): 9:58pm On Jul 18, 2015
funlord:
grin


Look at this government certified dunce saying he is smarter than all of us here! You are duller than dish water and your entire intellectual span is actually my own gibberish! After all people like you who bleat like goats about how they are smart are always trying to psyche or appease themselves for being born with bone deep _stupidity! See a smarty pants that could only end up studying fine arts in unilag and ended up battling carry overs just like the federal govt. Is currently battling boko karam! Upon all that you still failed out like a _fool because you actually are a _fool! Not suprising!
"_FAGREBEL"! I'm not suprised, after all you are the son of a disease ridden chibok girl, your mother is like a christmas tree, everybody hangs balls on her! That's why area boys always treat your mom like a postage stamp, they lick her, slap her, stick her, then send her away, she reminds me of my rifle sef ... give her a cock and she blows! By the way I listened to your voice note! Is that an accent I detected, or was your mouth just full of sperm as usual? I'm sure If I had change for N500 the day I met that LovePeddler you call mummy, I could have been your 3rd dad, but luckily the guy in front of me had the exact change so he saved me from a lifetimes supply of gonorreah, crabs, syphillis and hepatitis a,b,c and d. So that's why your 2nd daddy is now a drunken keke napep driver, they always have change! So no wonder you are always pained cause we all know that the home of a drunkard tells the sad story of the evil wrought by the use of strong drink! Wretchedness and destitution reign, and often his wife and children suffer from abuse and hunger! Isn't that your life in a nutshell?
Ugly demented _faggot! That's why your so obsessed with stealing peoples pix to find out what non disfigured primates look like! People like you are the reason we have middle fingers. No need for insults, your face says it all _FUCKEDREBEL!, I'm sure You’re so ugly that when you cry at night due to your unending deformities, the tears roll down the back of your head just to avoid your face, no wonder when you were still a growing ape, everytime your harlot mother dropped you off at the schools gates, she always got a fine for littering the schools property! You're so ugly that when you walk into a bank, they turn the cameras off! That's why you don't need an atm card! Your jamb score looking bank balance is the 2nd reaon! Why don't you try to learn how to shut up from time to time and give that hole in your face a chance to heal? And really its not that you are really stupid, you just seem to have a lot of bad luck when you think! Broke _bitch always talking about kissing girls on NL, not realising that the only way you'll ever get laid is if you crawl up a chicken's ass and wait. By the way do you think the girls on NL are psychotic like your mama? who wants to kiss a STANKREBEL like you, when your mouth and your anus are consistently competing for your toilets affection? You like looking for mistakes in rappers rhymes on the rap section abi? Well let me tell you something If you really want to know about mistakes, you should ask your parents. Your birth was their biggest one! Your rhymes always remind me of the 80's and Isn’t it rather dangerous to use one’s entire vocabulary in a single sentence claiming it to be a rhyme? I’m actually jealous of people that don’t know you and your foolishness! And your ass must be jealous of the amount of shit that normally comes out of your puss filled brain? Just log out gracefully you dunce, you would bring everyone a lot of joy, when you leave the thread. After all your kind are not really in this section because the last time I saw a face like yours I fed it a banana and guess where I was at? The ZOO! Run go and take a look at my profile picture so that you can see what a real life intelligent gangster looks like, I'm sure if I offered you the chance to meet me in person you would shite bricks of fear for days! I'm sure apart from the online beatings you have always received from me I would beat your young _stupid ass like a bongo drum in the flesh! I'll hit you so hard you 'll have to take off your shoes to shit! Or I'll hit you so hard you'll have to unzip your pants to say hi! Or I'll hit you so hard your kids will be born dizzy! Or I'll hit you so hard your mommy would actually fall down instead of you!
Now kindly take your sad, sorry, deluded, turd burgler of an ass out of my lane because you are nothing but a pillow biter, a butt pirate, an ass muncher, a shit stabber, a rump rider, a _cocksucker, a pederasty fan, and a bloody riff raff eternally cursed to remain as a scuzzy miserablist! Your pulverized bones shall be converted into chalk so that we can teach kids about the best ways to avoid ending up as broke, wack, dumb rappers! You have been officially consigned to the dustbin of history! With the codename: "HOMOREBEL!"

oh my word that was epic

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Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 9:59pm On Jul 18, 2015
lezz:
NL's chief lesbian toad, are you still peddling your punny to be licked off? grin
rotflmao

Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 9:59pm On Jul 18, 2015
Piicitys:
NOT THAT! I hate when people screenshot my pics

Don't upload your picture if you do not want to. You have your reasons. Keep to them unless you think you are ready or they no longer matter to YOU .
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 10:00pm On Jul 18, 2015
Insidous:


Why would you undermine her esteem just because YOU wanted her to post her pictures? Clearly, she doesn't want to and the poor girl has given her reasons. undecided

i didnt undermine "her" esteem.

If a "she" gave me such reasons, i wont press further. But this is a full blown man.

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