xyzhill:
nt any?

Yes sir

Pukka36:
Yes sir

but u ready them right ma'am?

xyzhill:
but u ready them right ma'am?

No,nt at all...I dnt know how

Pukka36:
No,nt at all...I dnt know how

m sorry, i meant #read them#

Evening guys....Errrmm Cool Banter up dere....

Here .

Standd, Larrysun, and Ishilove. This is my view of the last E-war.


Standd, many people were really offended with your posts on that thread opened for you and I know you must be angry that you even replied Larrysun and others. But you have to really learn to detach yourself from whatever you call yourself. For heaven sake stop telling yourself you are a snob or melancholic. You can get angry but that does not mean it is your nature. You have to see yourself as who you are a matured, fun to be with, and lovely lady. Standd, you are not melancholic because you only get angry at people who offend or irk you. Being a real woman is what you have been practising by avoiding evil and you can still keep doing that. No matter the level of insult, laugh it off and show them who their mother is by not replying. The insults and name calling you did on that thread was too much.
You have offended larrysun on a thread he corrected someone's English and at another place he appreciated someone's definition of something. Even, me. The day I said I wondered why only got to FP. You could have asked me politely for what I meant. But that is gone. I was meaning to put up your stories as one of the study guides for some new writers, will you like them to see most of your posts reeking with avoidable insults. I will, therefore, implore you to start seeing yourself as one person that speaks her mind without insults. Stay Happy.

Larrysun, yours in the next post

Divepen1:
Here .

Standd, Larrysun, and Ishilove. This is my view of the last E-war.


Standd, many people were really offended with your posts on that thread opened for you and I know you must be angry that you even replied Larrysun and others. But you have to really learn to detach yourself from whatever you call yourself. For heaven sake stop telling yourself you are a snob or melancholic. You can get angry but that does not mean it is your nature. You have to see yourself as who you are a matured, fun to be with, and lovely lady. Standd, you are not melancholic because you only get angry at people who offend or irk you. Being a real woman is what you have been practising by avoiding evil and you can still keep doing that. No matter the level of insult, laugh it off and show them who their mother is by not replying. The insults and name calling you did on that thread was too much.
You have offended larrysun on a thread he corrected someone's English and at another place he appreciated someone's definition of something. Even, me. The day I said I wondered why only got to FP. You could have asked me politely for what I meant. But that is gone. I was meaning to put up your stories as one of the study guides for some new writers, will you like them to see most of your posts reeking with avoidable insults. I will, therefore, implore you to start seeing yourself as one person that speaks her mind without insults. Stay Happy.

Larrysun, yours in the next post

I apologise for everything.

Standd, Larrysun, and Ishilove. This is my view of
the last E-war.
Part 2
Larrysun,
You fall my hand. Big time. You could have told her plainly and let her either abuse you or tell you how sorry she is.
The jibes and insult you expensed your time on only gave everyone a new view of you. Good you spoke out your mind but you only told her what you felt about her. You did not let her see her wrong. The insults and abuses are not what we need for this dying Literature section. Many writers looked up to you and to standd as mentor. How will it feel to know that the two of you caused the literature section members to start fighting one another to prove you are right or that Standd is wrong. Funny enough, the two of you are good on this field and can work hand in hand to bring progress to the literature section. When you people's stories get to FP, it makes the people explore budding writers.

You people really to find a way to settle this dispute and help some of the new writers here by being a worthy role model.
How does it feel Larrysun, standd to know people broke through in life through you. Let build a Literature section devoid of E-wars ..Please.
Stay Jovial

LarrySun:
I apologise for everything.

On behalf of Nl writers, Apology accepted.

Ishilove,
I don't know why I like you but I do. I love the way you lock the thread but please next time tweak it with a little ERM.. Ban for these two especially. They are our Ogas here but sometime a ni Lati ba won wi ki won ma se wuwa ibaje mo. Ka shi GBA fun won.



Well done

Divepen1:
Ishilove,
I don't know why I like you but I do. I love the way you lock the thread but please next time tweak it with a little ERM.. Ban for these two especially. They are our Ogas here but sometime a ni Lati ba won wi ki won ma se wuwa ibaje mo. Ka shi GBA fun won.



Well done

Lol. I like you too

Well, the whole exchange between Larrysun and standd shows that there are sharp chinks in every armour. Initially i thought Larry wanted to plight standd's troth, but I was disabused of that notion when they went all WWE Raw on each other. Larry went for her jugular and she went for his balls. In this Cage Match there are no winners, just bruised losers. Even I the referee got smacked in the gob and shoved out of the ring. After been booted out I could only hold my swollen jaw and watch with bemusement from the sidelines.




I have been watching too much wrestling

.

Ishilove:

Lol. I like you too

Well, the whole exchange between Larrysun and standd shows that there are sharp chinks in every armour. Initially i thought Larry wanted to plight standd's troth, but I was disabused of that notion when they went all WWE Raw on each other. Larry went for her jugular and she went for his balls. In this Cage Match there are no winners, just bruised losers. Even I the referee got smacked in the gob and shoved out of the ring. After been booted out I could only hold my swollen jaw and watch with bemusement from the sidelines.




I have been watching too much wrestling

I think you've truly been watching too much wrestling because how will a lady have the register of WWE in her head.

Divepen1:

I think you've truly been watching too much wrestling because how will a lady have the register of WWE in her head.

My dear, I need to rededicate my life to Jesus

Ishilove:
My dear, I need to rededicate my life to Jesus

Seriously.

Divepen1:
Ishilove,
I don't know why I like you but I do. I love the way you lock the thread but please next time tweak it with a little ERM.. Ban for these two especially. They are our Ogas here but sometime a ni Lati ba won wi ki won ma se wuwa ibaje mo. Ka shi GBA fun won.



Well done

Ban?

I'm so sorry. I've realised my mistake. Please, don't ban us.

Isn't a ban a correctional punishment? I'm duly corrected, trust me.

Besides, can a moderator be banned?

LarrySun:
Ban?

I'm so sorry. I've realised my mistake. Please, don't ban us.

Isn't a ban a correctional punishment? I'm duly corrected, trust me.

Besides, can a moderator be banned?

I think I should write Nl 101- The History and Ethics of Naira land Lol... Yes, a mod can be banned from a section but not his/her section. Am I right?

LarrySun:
Ban?

I'm so sorry. I've realised my mistake. Please, don't ban us.

Isn't a ban a correctional punishment? I'm duly corrected, trust me.

Besides, can a moderator be banned?

You must be banned!! I say you must be banned!!!!

The only way to escape a ban is to write a story that will make the whole literature section laugh, like the Coffin Of Errors did.

Divepen1:

I think I should write Nl 101- The History and Ethics of Naira land Lol... Yes, a mod can be banned from a section but not his/her section. Am I right?

Yels.

Ishilove:

You must be banned!! I say you must be banned!!!!

The only way to escape a ban is to write a story that will make the whole literature section laugh, like the Coffin Of Errors did.

Rotfl

Ishilove:

My dear, I need to rededicate my life to Jesus

ishilove abeg pls unban me na, na beg i dey beg o, 4 d sake of smooth rededication of ur life to jesus.

whitewitch:
ishilove abeg pls unban me na, na beg i dey beg o, 4 d sake of smooth rededication of ur life to jesus.

Sorry but I can't. If I unban you then I have to unban everyone else who was banned yesterday.

Ishilove:

Lol. I like you too

Well, the whole exchange between Larrysun and standd shows that there are sharp chinks in every armour. Initially i thought Larry wanted to plight standd's troth, but I was disabused of that notion when they went all WWE Raw on each other. Larry went for her jugular and she went for his balls. In this Cage Match there are no winners, just bruised losers. Even I the referee got smacked in the gob and shoved out of the ring. After been booted out I could only hold my swollen jaw and watch with bemusement from the sidelines.




I have been watching too much wrestling

You know I like wrestling, too.

You know one thing I like about wrestling? After all the fights and bullies before the audience, the wrestlers still go to the dressing room to make up...at least, most of the time.

I guess this is our dressing room.

LarrySun:
You know I like wrestling, too.

You know one think I like about wrestling? After all the fights and bullies before the audience, the wrestlers still go to the dressing room to make up...at least, most of the time.

I guess this is our dressing room.

Would you like to plight my troth?

Ishilove:

You must be banned!! I say you must be banned!!!!

The only way to escape a ban is to write a story that will make the whole literature section laugh, like the Coffin Of Errors did.

I have no choice here.

I think I owe standd a dedication. And I hope the short story would be funny enough to make her laugh.

Ishilove:

Would you like to plight my troth?

You know I would plight your troths over and over and over.

Kitme, how far?

Divepen1:
Kitme, how far?

Sharp eyes! I'm good and how are you doing?
How is your exams going??

LarrySun:
You know I would plight your troths over and over and over.

Oh, you bad, bad boy...

Kitme:
Sharp eyes! I'm good and how are you doing? How is your exams going??

Starts fully on wedz..
I must have sharp eyes for you now..

LarrySun:
You know I would plight your troths over and over and over.

Hi Larry.

Do you teach English?