Kimoni:

I will withdraw my Omugwo services if you continue to be rude
You think it's an easy job Just ask Beedam

Sorry ma lolz

lovinam:
Proudmom38 you are not kpekusing enough o na why u still de here de roll eyes for this thread. Go and do the tin so prouddy can pop out juo! can you go see ur doctor asap!! It happened to me and I rushed out by 1am cos I was scared. The doctor was happy I came to see her. Thank god it was false alarm sha.

Kpekus wit all d pubic bone pains,pelvic pains n waist pains abi? I hear u o.

Kimoni:




Let the baby take time jare, no need for hurry

Omugwo sweet die, I laugh anytime I remember Beedam's story

Proudy, na master bedroom I want oo and remember, I eat only fresh fish

Plus I hate all these Cotonou-imported frozen chicken and turkey , they must be killed on that day oo

and don't forget, my DR says I must sleep 20 hrs in a day...old age things

Lmao! if u wey dey come 4 omugwo sleep 4 20hrs,how many hrs person wey born go sleep?

@ tallgirlslim, congrats once again



Please the class captain of August mamas should start taking role call.

Kimoni:

Chai!!! Modath? That babe is fire...I no go last 3 days for her house
Before I say one, she go don say 10. Mba!!!
I want a quiet and shy mama

Na she fit u,abeg go dat side lol...

modath:







Me wey i shy pass shylock .... but i cool ooo, my only issue be mouth, i shoot straight but God go helep me...

@lovinam,

Carry omo odo follow cos you two na baby 2:0

@prouddad38,

Daddy oyoyo, .. *in lil proudy's voice*... great to hear from you.i know you cant wait to meet proudy, all your dreams & prayers for your baby, the Lord will bring to pass..Amen

Abeg I dash u kimoni 4 omugwo ... Amen sis.thanks

proudmom38:


I bought mine at 8.5k,is still in d carton would ve take a pics n upload it 4u 2 see...

Mama how baby?

beedam:

Don't tell me you now elephant walk, no more catwalk

Elephant o,hipopo walk,rhino walk o.name it

Modath I view u in 5D

beedam:


She really need it o. Where is male proudy? You are not doing your job well o. If the matress is too low for her, then use the freezer. Abi my people wetin I talk?

U too join dem abi? no wahala o...

beedam:

Please ma,go to modath house, I wan go proudy house.

Lolz

@tallgirlslim

Congrats on the birth of your angel. God bless the whole family

sayoberry:
Modath I view u in 5D

Hmmmmm, I went shopping ooooo, na so dem say price of MILO don go up.
So I asked why, and they said because of dollar increase. For my mind I say na lie... Na because of madam sayoberry.

# cats walks out of thread#

@kimoni,modath,lovinam n senior beedam. U guyz re da bomb,u succeeded in making me laff out real loud...Thanks 2 u all!


I went 4 my ANC appt yesterday evening n my doc wanted 2 sweep my membrane 2 get labour started 4me,aftr insertin his finger he said my Os is still closed at 40wks+2days,dat if I dnt fall into labor b4 my next appt he's gonna induce me...who don xperience dis b4 n fall into labor b4 a week? Pls mamas help me out o! Thanx in advance...sorry 4d long epistle.

Sowie dear! Errrrrm u fit try f***gr*** cos d big O de trigger contraction o. Wait o! Dis ur doctor is a learner o! You go show am very soon say u be suppernatural woman. E go soon start. Kpekus and go for walk jare. See@ tallslimgirl na.

proudmom38:


Kpekus wit all d pubic bone pains,pelvic pains n waist pains abi? I hear u o.

Na docs prescription I give u so.. Na wetin he tell me when my baby de waste time.

sayoberry:

Mama how baby?

Baby dey do kickboxing n karate.thanks

lovinam:
Sowie dear! Errrrrm u fit try f***gr*** cos d big O de trigger contraction o. Wait o! Dis ur doctor is a learner o! You go show am very soon say u be suppernatural woman. E go soon start. Kpekus and go for walk jare. See@ tallslimgirl na.
Na docs prescription I give u so.. Na wetin he tell me when my baby de waste time.

Thanks dear,I don hear o.

sayoberry:
Modath I view u in 5D

You see me? No be me, me wey stand raise one leg up with my big belle on top mortar....

,

missmalachi:
@ tallgirlslim, congrats once again

Please the class captain of August mamas should start taking role call.

People of this world are wicked oo, na 20th/21st we still dey & you are already jumping over we the remaining july mama heads, i sha know diaris gooddduuu ooo..

@proudy,
I know zero to nothing about this but don't stress out over anything Dr tells you, God has perfected all that concerns you, baby will show before that day,..

@kimoni, @lovinam, @senior beedam,

When i deliver my glorious package, we will BOTH come for 2weeks reverse omugwo in all una places.

I can't believe I just found this thread.
two big cups of zobo made me search
August mama here. Wish I found this earlier.
Wishing all remaining July mums safe delivery.

RashMe:


Most Senior Mama, pls abeg biko, dis BS na baba. DH just dey look me like say i get someting for head. I doff ma hat oooo

Lol. Infact, I'm still not sure I wrote this. Reading again. How time flies. My baby will be six months soonest.

Kimoni:


Beeeedaaaammmmm

Choi! So you went behind me to collect settlement, you are now sharrringgg ur bs just like that

Wait na, was about requesting for your account number. Send it in ASAP

Fabmummy:
My sister came and she was told to ask me to get on the bed,for where I no answer. My neighbour too shouted at me but I stayed firm to the ground like rock. Then come and see beating,me no feel am sha o but I can see all of them raising their hand up and it landed on me but I dey feel am like paper weight. (If to say I fit catch my GM for office wey dey always act like superman this time,na to break into 2 remain

This part is epic ! Can't stop laughing

I ve been laughing too. People around me are just reading this
Come and see laugh here!

proudmom38:


Elephant o,hipopo walk,rhino walk o.name it

Prouddad don hear am o even rhino walk?

proudmom38:


U too join dem abi? no wahala o...

Join kini? Madam surrender yourself for the thing jare.

beedam:


What is shop? And who is Lovinam?

Can you explain to me pls?

I'm new here!

Babe I new pass you ooo, I never even pay keke wey drop me here .

proudmom38:
@kimoni,modath,lovinam n senior beedam. U guyz re da bomb,u succeeded in making me laff out real loud...Thanks 2 u all!


I went 4 my ANC appt yesterday evening n my doc wanted 2 sweep my membrane 2 get labour started 4me,aftr insertin his finger he said my Os is still closed at 40wks+2days,dat if I dnt fall into labor b4 my next appt he's gonna induce me...who don xperience dis b4 n fall into labor b4 a week? Pls mamas help me out o! Thanx in advance...sorry 4d long epistle.

My second baby chilled for 40 weeks,13 days and of course he was my easiest delivery, I never knew I was in labour because his labour pattern was different, before I got to hospital he was almost threatening to burst out. One big non stop push and he is right there in their hands. Just follow the doctor's instructions, my doc never mentioned induction, he was more interested in laughing and telling me to relax that when the baby is ready, he will come.

beedam:


Make I check time? Not yet four abi?

Babe e never reach 4 hereooo, you know sey we no dey same area .

byvan03:



Babe e never reach 4 hereooo, you know sey we no dey same area .

look at you

How have you been?

byvan03:




Babe I new pass you ooo, I never even pay keke wey drop me here .

This thread grows in leaps and bounds.

@ senior Modath, am not jumping other july mama's oooooo.am just ensuring the August mama have started warming up.beside the remaining july mama are all offloading this week.

Abeg,una well done o.

Fibroid and pregnancy,any chance of giving birth normal?

D person don get miscarriage b4. 16 weeks gone. D thing is increasing as pregnancy advances.

Our wonderful drs did scan,didnt tell them, instead prescribed ampiclox and salbutanol without test. Lady said her abdomen is paining her like menses wan show.

Pls what can be done?

Lovinam,i don bounce back
Thank u sweetie.
Kimoni, ebi like say here na una area

Cococandy,what r u doing here?

See as d thread dey pull u

Very normal

Abeg everybody,una get suggestion for this matter?