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Re: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by JeffreyJamez(m): 1:39am On Jul 21, 2015
MoltenMagma:

Thanks bro. Looking forward to 'ministering' to those flat nyash, flat chest, (everything flat) chinko girls. Kikikikikikiki wink

Peace out.

Evil! grin

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Re: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by Captainswag225(m): 1:39am On Jul 21, 2015
JeffreyJamez:


Word!.... baba... it's time to crash grin......goodnight bro
me too bro, nyt nyt

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Re: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by TheSonOfMark(m): 1:42am On Jul 21, 2015
MoltenMagma:

Guy you no get work. Shey you carry your typo-eloquence go bank and dem give you money? You no get work at all at all.

*runs away*

Contrarily, my tendency to be grandiloquent is why JOEY AKAN, the assistant editor of the popular website, www.pulseng.com ( my friend and tribesman), encouraged me to freelance for them whenever I can. For the record, JOEY AKAN is a graduate of BIOMEDICAL SCIENCE from my university.

You see? He turned out to be an accomplished WRITER.

Every employee prefers people who can articulate themselves properly and whose command of the anglo lingua is above par over dimwits who can barely punctuate their sentences well and who do piss-poor jobs with their spellings.

We avoid mediocres.grin


Maybe if you all spend more time reading than preening then you wouldn't be made to feel inferior to people like me.smiley

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Re: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by zicoraads: 3:12am On Jul 21, 2015
Someone who claims to be very busy, and who claimed to have left the thread for good still had time to go over it and mention me here. Am glad Ishi too was as baffled as every right thinking person who read the thread from page 1.

As for Niklausa, the fact that you assume every nairalander who comments on the romance section to be a child says a lot about you. I wouldn't want to join issues with you, the 'small boy' from romance section, Naijaboiy, has already done that, admirably.

And as for you standd, like I said before, the earlier you realise you have issues and work on correcting those issues, the better for you.

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Re: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by Nobody: 3:14am On Jul 21, 2015
TheSonOfMark:

Haemorrhagic simpleton, I ended DarkenedRebel's claim to credibility two days ago and he's still in the mental Hades I placed him.

When it comes to stringing words together to form the most scathing invectives, I am the lexical Zeus.

You'd have to work your way up to my stratum to earn your chance to duel against KingSLAY. You are no match for my typo-eloquence, dyslexic orangutan.

Ordeals worse than the described in Dante's Inferno await you.

From hence I'd ignore you like a whale to a cyanomycete until you are deserving.
who cares about his credibility? our interest was the asswhoping he gave you with that epic disss, does your revelation erode the existence of that one in a life time diss? thats the issue. keep celebrating inconsequential nonsense, lexical zeus that does not know the meaning of alibi, mtsheww.

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Re: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by Nobody: 3:17am On Jul 21, 2015
MoltenMagma:

Guy you no get work. Shey you carry your typo-eloquence go bank and dem give you money? You no get work at all at all.

*runs away*
pls ignore that dude, he is highly delusional, he lives in a world of his own (his head).

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Re: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by MizMyColi(f): 4:58am On Jul 21, 2015
*sighs*.... (Proverbs 25:28NLT) A person without self-control is like a city with broken-down walls....

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Re: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by MizMyColi(f): 5:26am On Jul 21, 2015
I do not engage in e-brawls and I have never had cause to curse or openly condemn anyone.

The only time I made an exception was in politics and it had to do with someone I liked and enjoyed his company on here, before we fell apart based on my political leanings.
I took full responsibility for my actions and did not apologize to the mods because I felt deeply maligned.


This is not me playing the sanctimonious card on those who feel the best form of catharsis is engaging perceived opponents in verbal duels.


As a matter of personal principle, I ask myself..."after insulting him or her, after the tirades, what next? will it make things better?
So I look for other means to vent....after which I pray.
Then I start asking for strength to truly forgive whoever threw pelts at me.....that's if I feel truly hurt.

This is not to excuse myself as someone who never uses hard words on people....
But I try my best not to.
By the grace of the Almighty, I have been blessed with the gift of words, words come to me naturally.
The choice behoves on me daily, whether I want to Make or Mar with my words.

I was on said thread because of Kbninc.
I followed him there.
KB's my friend off NL, and not just any kind of friend. Lol. So you can imagine how it must have felt just watching her speak to him in the lowest of lows.
Yet, I kept my cool.

Because of my grammar diary, I followed Larrysun so I could monitor his "English" more closely...
That, I am sure is what prompted him to mention me FIRST on the thread.
I replied.
If you know my antecedents, you'd agree I'm very good at throwing shades using sarcasm...I declined, I didn't wanna meddle so I gave a straight reply.

It was even another friend on the thread who brought it to my attention that Standd called me gullible and a person bereft of home-training.

I could have changed it for her at that moment, but I have an absurdly high tolerance limit.

So, I threw shades too....albeit softly.
I even pitied her at some point based on Larry's jabs at her.
You all saw for yourself how she kept convulsing with my sobriquet at the fore of her lips.

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Re: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by charijee(f): 5:42am On Jul 21, 2015
Niklausa:


Who is david?

Jeff don't waste your time. Even if you and charijee locked minds together, you won't still figure the puzzle out.
Huh? shocked shocked...who are thou pls
Re: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by MizMyColi(f): 5:55am On Jul 21, 2015
The only valid and seemingly true issue she raised would be my dislike for PMB.....
I will like to clear the air on that.

How can I hate a person as they describe and smile each time I see his face in the papers?

What, however, I cannot bring my self to reconcile, is how a man who claims to be concerned about the lives of 160 million Nigerians can be so unconcerned about the lives of corps members who were being slaughtered in his name. Were it not because of one hitch, I could have been a part of that batch....chances were that I could have served in the North too....

There is not an iota of word, publication or audio-visual anywhere showing PMB condemning those killings in strong terms.
I support Jonathan today because of his statement after his loss at the polls.
I have read over 10 meanings to that statement.

Secondly, how can a person aptly claim to fight corruption when an effigy of same sits right in the centre of their living room?

Let anyone show me where I have so much as insulted PMB without apologising.
Am I not a human being?
Is it wrong for me to have political reservations and leanings.
Must I always go with the view of the majority?
I would rather think for myself and have no public....has my contributions on this forum broken any known moral law?
Why the hate, envy and lies?
Why the ire?
Why the bad blood?
Why do you seek to nail and paint me black to the extent of hurling invective that would supposedly make me bleed, why?
It's befuddling and at the same time laughable.

YModulus is my friend on NL, thanks to him, I am a mini-importer.
He throws shades at the Igbos, he is a confirmed Buharist.
I have never confronted him or hated on him because he sees nothing good in Jona.
On the issue of tribal bigotry, I have confronted him off NL because I'm Igbo too, and it kinda hurts, especially from someone whom you place much value on.
Yet, it has not changed the fact that YM is one of the most kind-hearted, extremely hardworking, resilient and Honest NLers I know.

People should be allowed to express themselves without any form of emotional blackmail, judgmentalism or belittling, as long as they conform to known moral laws. That's my belief.

I have said enough.
I need to go take my bath, I have to be at Protea hotels, Ikeja for an OAAN conference before 9am.

In closing, the sobriquet Standd, gives the impression of someone who does not understand the principles of confidentiality, an extremely arrogant person, who loves the same things she vehemently hates, despises and opposes in others.
That's world class hypocrisy if you ask me, but what do I know?

#JustSaying

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Re: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by finditng: 6:04am On Jul 21, 2015
firstEVA:
who cares about his credibility? our interest was the asswhoping he gave you with that epic disss, does your revelation erode the existence of that one in a life time diss? thats the issue. keep celebrating inconsequential nonsense, lexical zeus that does not know the meaning of alibi, mtsheww.
firsteva baby grin...baado...that's a diss.....below the belt mehn....how have you been jwo....I see you all on nairaland these days.... grin...by the way...let's ignore the dude @ lyrical eloquence....quite a number of us don't have time for such typo-battles...reasoning and objective transcends such primitive quests....the mind state and intellectual vibrations require no- such vain, pointless and empty display of words to ascertain wit to a large number of online pseudonyms with variant ideologies, views and believe systems... Its simply foolish....let him "reign", in his folly...biko leave am...lol

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Re: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by kaboninc(m): 7:36am On Jul 21, 2015
standd:
[s]@Niklausa cheesy You see the light? These people you want to reason with do not need it, Leave them be. They would have loved it if LarrySun was doing the insulting while I cower and watch without replying him...since they feel superior, standd should shut up and be insulted, and not insult back.

Btw, I had an E-fight and it is over, so y'all should quit mentioning standd cos I do not want nor welcome any sort of attention right now. So do your thing and leave me be.
My mentor Ishilove have had several e-fights too before she gave her life to Christ so I wonder why I can't have my own e-fight in peace. What's all the noise about.

The 3idiots (Naijaboiy, Zicoraads and JeffreyJames) that jumped into the fight to say I have a problem just cos they needed to take sides in a fight they don't understand are lucky the thread was locked. Even though I know your collective IQs is lower than room temperature, I could have schooled you on how to be total dumbzoids since that's your life goal. Count yourselves lucky.[/s]

And the pest too, stop buzzing okay, you have been ignored, forever.

[s]I enjoyed the e-fight and anyone who wants to throw jabs without getting a reply must be deluded.
I will not hesitate to thrash anyone who is stuupid enough to mention 'suicide' to another person on a forum like this, and whatever comes your way afterwards should be considered fairplay.
F*ck the apologies, I don't demand or give one.[/s]

You never told us who the pest is?
Re: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by zicoraads: 7:40am On Jul 21, 2015
It's sad, truly sad that I would be having nightmares because of how my name was being flung right, front and left in the middle of the night.

MizMyColi, you owe no one any explanation as to your political leaning. If today I wake up and decide to hate the president, that is nobody's business. And if that would earn me a legion of haters, by all means so be it. Some people are just beyond redemption. And I don't blame her, I really do not blame her. The first time I tried reading one of her stories that got to FP, I fell asleep before I even got to the end of the first page. That's how boring it was. But for her overblown stories which has in turn created a feeling of 'I am more intelligent than everyone here' mentality in her, no one would even pay attention to her. Except the authorities in YabaLeft.

I hate it when people assume a moral high ground after creating a scene. You are taking an exception to someone calling you 'suicidal'. However, you also called someone gullible, jobless and in need of a man.

The very tiny nonentities are usually the ones who have this misplaced sense of importance around them. People who are big don't go around insulting other people's jobs and whatnot.

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Re: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by IAmASaint: 7:42am On Jul 21, 2015
Re: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by MizMyColi(f): 8:09am On Jul 21, 2015
zicoraads:
It's sad, truly sad that I would be having nightmares because of how my name was being flung right, front and left in the middle of the night.

MizMyColi, you owe no one any explanation as to your political leaning. If today I wake up and decide to hate the president, that is nobody's business. And if that would earn me a legion of haters, by all means so be it. Some people are just beyond redemption. And I don't blame her, I really do not blame her. The first time I tried reading one of her stories that got to FP, I fell asleep before I even got to the end of the first page. That's how boring it was. But for her overblown stories which has in turn created a feeling of 'I am more intelligent than everyone here' mentality in her, no one would even pay attention to her. Except the authorities in YabaLeft.
I hate it when people assume a moral high ground after creating a scene. You are taking an exception to someone calling you 'suicidal'. However, you also called someone gullible, jobless and in need of a man.

The very tiny nonentities are usually the ones who have this misplaced sense of importance around them. People who are big don't go around insulting other people's jobs and whatnot.

Zic, you and I aware that she was merely peddling lies over issues she isn't informed about.
I wonder how people carry so much bile and venom in them.

I have made impactful friendships here.
I am neither ashamed to admit that I have met people on here who have changed the course of my life for good.
For posterity's sake, I think it's in order that they get a public statement from me.


Besides, sometimes, you just feel it's high time you said something, we are dependent and social beings.
We do not exist in a vacuum.
It's only normal as far as interpersonal human relations go.

Good Morningwink

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Re: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by zicoraads: 8:26am On Jul 21, 2015
MizMyColi:


Zic, you and I aware that she was merely peddling lies over issues she isn't informed about.
I wonder how people carry so much bile and venom in them.

I have made impactful friendships here.
I am neither ashamed to admit that I have met people on here who have changed the course of my life for good.
For posterity's sake, it think it's in order that they get a public statement from me.


Besides, sometimes, you just feel it's high time you said something, we are dependent and social beings.
We do not exist in a vacuum.
It's only normal as far as interpersonal human relations go.

Good Morningwink
My dear, good morning jare. You have even handled the situation in a very calm manner. Because if na me, I for don chop plenty bans. I will rain down insults.

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Re: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by Nobody: 8:30am On Jul 21, 2015
Some people have so perfected the art of pretense that you would find it hard to detect it in them.
You really deserve an award miz. Perhaps an Oscar for your amazingly outstanding acting performance on this forum.

The dictionary definition of "fake" should be removed and your name used to replace it.
I always marvel at how you always play to the gallery, and you are so good at it, especially with the use of your unnecessary, bogus grammar and boring epistles.

I hate pretenders and I hate hypocrites. I even despise them more when they are females.

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Re: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by MizMyColi(f): 8:34am On Jul 21, 2015
zicoraads:
My dear, good morning jare. You have even handled the situation in a very calm manner. Because if na me, I for don chop plenty bans. I will rain down insults.

Lol
Who insults don helptongue
Re: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by MizMyColi(f): 8:37am On Jul 21, 2015
Be who you are.
Say what you feel.

Those who mind don't matter.
Those who matter don't mind.

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Re: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by kaboninc(m): 8:37am On Jul 21, 2015
Niklausa:
Some people have so perfected the art of pretense that you would find it hard to detect it in them.
You really deserve an award miz. Perhaps an Oscar for your amazingly outstanding acting performance on this forum.

The dictionary definition of fake should be removed and your name used to replace it.
I always marvel at how you always play to the gallery, and you have so perfected it, especially with the use of your unnecessary, bogus grammar and boring epistles.

I hate pretenders and I hate hypocrites. I even despise them more when they are females.

The best you could do is ASK!

You have NO idea what's going on. You even admitted that you DO NOT know any one of them.

Why don't you stay on the sidelines and watch how things unfold?

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Re: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by zicoraads: 8:44am On Jul 21, 2015
MizMyColi:


Lol
Who insults don helptongue
standd grin cheesy

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Re: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by MizMyColi(f): 8:46am On Jul 21, 2015
zicoraads:
standd grin cheesy

Lmao.
Abeg port come the other side joor.
You get questions to answertongue

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Re: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by HumbledbYGrace(f): 8:49am On Jul 21, 2015
xyzhill:
i think d speed of sound willl be d fastest
I doubt, but will give it a try.

How do we do it?
Re: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by zicoraads: 8:57am On Jul 21, 2015
Niklausa, we would really love to know your real moniker. Because from all indications, you have an axe to grind with Miz. You, who formed an opinion of those who commented on what they saw on that thread, and nothing else. It is clear that even before you joined this argument, you had already assumed a default posture of 'standd is right'. By default, you had already put the blame on Larry and Miz. You created an excuse for standd for her actions and blamed Larry. You said you have sisters, and so her actions were based on her emotions. And now, you are saying that 'you hate pretenders and more so when they are females'. So, why are you not taking Miz's actions as that of a woman who is acting based on her emotions?

Some of us made conclusions based on what happened on that thread, you on the other hand have history and had already formed an opinion based on that history and not what transpired there.

So, I ask again, what was your former moniker?

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Re: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by Skimpledawg(m): 9:07am On Jul 21, 2015
Am just hia to read comments.... Una dey try o English teachers undecided
Re: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by JeffreyJamez(m): 9:35am On Jul 21, 2015
Hehehehe una still dey reason that Ashana matter ? grin grin

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Re: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by Nobody: 9:41am On Jul 21, 2015
Niklausa, cheeiii..leave these guys abeg oh.
The e-fight is over biko. Don't allow anyone to self-service off my sobriquet anymore, the mentions odikwa too much.
Leave them oh, I told you yesterday na.They will vomit everything they have against standd hiding behind a fight they know nothing about but then, let them have their moments.
Goodmorning dude, stop trying to expain or to defend standd, I replied to LarrySun and the others as I deemed fit, that is my business, whoever feels pained should have fun explaining and bisecting my words. All that is their opinion and you know what they say about opinions.
Leave them oh, please. I thought you said you will do so yesterday, hian.

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Re: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by Nobody: 9:51am On Jul 21, 2015
MizMyColi:
The only valid and seemingly true issue she raised would be my dislike for PMB.....
I will like to clear the air on that.

How can I hate a person as they describe and smile each time I see his face in the papers?

What, however, I cannot bring my self to reconcile, is how a man who claims to be concerned about the lives of 160 million Nigerians can be so unconcerned about the lives of corps members who were being slaughtered in his name. Were it not because of one hitch, I could have been a part of that batch....chances were that I could have served in the North too....

There is not an iota of word, publication or audio-visual anywhere showing PMB condemning those killings in strong terms.
I support Jonathan today because of his statement after his loss at the polls.
I have read over 10 meanings to that statement.

Secondly, how can a person aptly claim to fight corruption when an effigy of same sits right in the centre of their living room?

Let anyone show me where I have so much as insulted PMB without apologising.
Am I not a human being?
Is it wrong for me to have political reservations and leanings.
Must I always go with the view of the majority?
I would rather think for myself and have no public....has my contributions on this forum broken any known moral law?
Why the hate, envy and lies?
Why the ire?
Why the bad blood?
Why do you seek to nail and paint me black to the extent of hurling invective that would supposedly make me bleed, why?
It's befuddling and at the same time laughable.

YModulus is my friend on NL, thanks to him, I am a mini-importer.
He throws shades at the Igbos, he is a confirmed Buharist.
I have never confronted him or hated on him because he sees nothing good in Jona.
On the issue of tribal bigotry, I have confronted him off NL because I'm Igbo too, and it kinda hurts, especially from someone whom you place much value on.
Yet, it has not changed the fact that YM is one of the most kind-hearted, extremely hardworking, resilient and Honest NLers I know.

People should be allowed to express themselves without any form of emotional blackmail, judgmentalism or belittling, as long as they conform to known moral laws. That's my belief.

I have said enough.
I need to go take my bath, I have to be at Protea hotels, Ikeja for an OAAN conference before 9am.

In closing, the sobriquet Standd, gives the impression of someone who does not understand the principles of confidentiality, an extremely arrogant person, who loves the same things she vehemently hates, despises and opposes in others.
That's world class hypocrisy if you ask me, but what do I know?

#JustSaying


Lolcheesy all these for me, madam give everyone grace.
I though you don't do standd, did I drag all these out of you.
Don't be too pained, the fight was between LarrySun and standd, but you derailed and I gave you your size.
You feel pained and you feel pity, for who? Joker..

****
The rest of you can keep vomitting sha, you know how irrelevant your opinions are.
Again, Niklausa, stop responding to them, please. Thank you.

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Re: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by Nobody: 9:57am On Jul 21, 2015
Niklausa:
Some people have so perfected the art of pretense that you would find it hard to detect it in them.
You really deserve an award miz. Perhaps an Oscar for your amazingly outstanding acting performance on this forum.

The dictionary definition of fake should be removed and your name used to replace it.
I always marvel at how you always play to the gallery, and you are so good at it, especially with the use of your unnecessary, bogus grammar and boring epistles.

I hate pretenders and I hate hypocrites. I even despise them more when they are females.

grin grin grin

I don't know why I find this amusing grin

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Re: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by Nobody: 9:58am On Jul 21, 2015
And all these yan yan yan yan yan going on here, who are you guys fighting? Your shadows I guess, cos I only had issues with LarrySun and trashed it out then a few replies to guys who don't have enough common sense to not take sides in a fight they know nothing about.

Are you guys auditioning for a movie cos I don't know why you are all so excited oh..

FightCatchers of NL, una don catch my fight deh vomit.
When you get tired you will all find your way out..Ozurus

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Re: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by JeffreyJamez(m): 9:58am On Jul 21, 2015
standd:


Lolcheesy all these for me, madam give everyone grace.
I though you don't do standd, did I drag all these out of you.
Don't be too pained, the fight was between LarrySun and standd, but you derailed and I gave you your size.
You feel pained and you feel pity, for who? Joker..

****
The rest of you can keep vomitting sha, you know how irrelevant your opinions are.
Again, Niklausa, stop responding to them, please. Thank you.

She has started foaming again.... hehehehehehe chai!! I never see!

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Re: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by zicoraads: 9:59am On Jul 21, 2015
JeffreyJamez:
Hehehehe una still dey reason that Ashana matter ? grin grin
As the Ashana de carry my matter for night nko...we decide say dat demon wey de torment her must flee today grin grin

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