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Re: 5 Statements Guys Don't Want To Hear From The Ladies by omoakin111: 9:48pm On Jul 21, 2015

To all the gurls who give lame excuses........ grin

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Re: 5 Statements Guys Don't Want To Hear From The Ladies by Paledude: 9:49pm On Jul 21, 2015

All true.

Re: 5 Statements Guys Don't Want To Hear From The Ladies by Phikom(m): 9:49pm On Jul 21, 2015

I comment my reserve

Re: 5 Statements Guys Don't Want To Hear From The Ladies by Dindondin(m): 9:53pm On Jul 21, 2015

Twaci:
6. I have given my life to Christ...so no more freebies

so you do freebies before?

Re: 5 Statements Guys Don't Want To Hear From The Ladies by kinglekan: 9:53pm On Jul 21, 2015

MhizDeedy:

Oh lawwd I need just his face, just his face, his face only

For a dirty slap.

Shebi I was telling u ayaf not done it before, ayaf not done it before, u nau said ok that it will nuh pain me, then u nau put it like that raw, u nau said tz d 1st tym nau I will nuh get pregnant. Now d doc said m pregnant with sextuplets ooh, d doc wants to see u tomorrow. If u like tel d whole world, nobody wil save ur ass this tym around.

When I put it raw was it not sweating u ehnnn!!

You were just moaning and screaming "Oh Lord!!, Oh my goddd!! Give it to me!! Harder!!" and now you are lying that u are pregnant. May that god forgive u oooo!!

I can't fit to be responsible ooooo. How one round go gv u belle. Infact let's go for a DNA test oooo

Orijin101 nor mind this babe jaree, she can lieee.

Re: 5 Statements Guys Don't Want To Hear From The Ladies by shogosco: 9:55pm On Jul 21, 2015

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Re: 5 Statements Guys Don't Want To Hear From The Ladies by tayorla: 9:57pm On Jul 21, 2015

brainpower:
6. Honey, there's something I want to tell you.
7. You finished so soon?
8. Has it entered?
9. Honey my mother is coming over( for some guys).

10. Have you release inside me ooooooooh! angry

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Re: 5 Statements Guys Don't Want To Hear From The Ladies by cutieberie1(f): 9:57pm On Jul 21, 2015

kinglekan:

That was how Mhizdeedy told me she was pregnant. When I did just one round. Just one round oooo.

Deedy fear God ooooooo!!!

Ehen. Hmmmm
I heard while I was away its alryt

Re: 5 Statements Guys Don't Want To Hear From The Ladies by Swagk101(m): 9:58pm On Jul 21, 2015

brainpower:
6. Honey, there's something I want to tell you.
7. You finished so soon?
8. Has it entered?
9. Honey my mother is coming over( for some guys).

I no dey like hear this ur no 6 cheesy

Re: 5 Statements Guys Don't Want To Hear From The Ladies by Nobody: 9:58pm On Jul 21, 2015

Orijin101:

kinglekan, bia here!!!!!!! Is diz true?

Lol tz true ooh. He av mishandle me ehn, even those guys I normally do shakara for then, will just see me and smile, dy will nau say ' mama ejima or iya ibeji how re d twins', I will just reply them saying ' they re fine tnk u, little did dy know tz not twins m carrying but 6children. Chei God knows how I will push out 6 babies nd even breastfeed them. cheesy

God will judge u ooh Kinglekan

Re: 5 Statements Guys Don't Want To Hear From The Ladies by Nobody: 9:58pm On Jul 21, 2015

Twaci:
6. I have given my life to Christ...so no more freebies

Lol U and who

Knoji go kill u ooo

Re: 5 Statements Guys Don't Want To Hear From The Ladies by kwencypresh(f): 9:58pm On Jul 21, 2015

Orijin101:
Are you a bee?

no m a sister to bee Mtewwwwww Whareva

Re: 5 Statements Guys Don't Want To Hear From The Ladies by tefund(m): 10:00pm On Jul 21, 2015

oh lord have mercy

Re: 5 Statements Guys Don't Want To Hear From The Ladies by Nobody: 10:01pm On Jul 21, 2015

Re: 5 Statements Guys Don't Want To Hear From The Ladies by summerflame(m): 10:02pm On Jul 21, 2015

Eran ki la je lana?

Re: 5 Statements Guys Don't Want To Hear From The Ladies by kinglekan: 10:05pm On Jul 21, 2015

cutieberie1:

Ehen. Hmmmm I heard while I was away its alryt

Yeeepaa!! I have been busted yet again. Cutie its not what u think ooo.

Re: 5 Statements Guys Don't Want To Hear From The Ladies by summerflame(m): 10:06pm On Jul 21, 2015

it was the your hmmmmmm that made me impregnate trishaP

Re: 5 Statements Guys Don't Want To Hear From The Ladies by FRANKOXY(m): 10:07pm On Jul 21, 2015

NA SO YOUR THING SMALL...... angry

Re: 5 Statements Guys Don't Want To Hear From The Ladies by Nobody: 10:07pm On Jul 21, 2015

kinglekan:

When I put it raw was it not sweating u ehnnn!!

You were just moaning and screaming "Oh Lord!!, Oh my goddd!! Give it to me!! Harder!!" and now you are lying that u are pregnant. May that god forgive u oooo!!

I can't fit to be responsible ooooo. How one round go gv u belle. Infact let's go for a DNA test oooo

Orijin101 nor mind this babe jaree, she can lieee.

U better not start with me ooh, u better not allow me fly to ur life this midnight. How will I know d feeling ehn? Av I done it before? U re responsible ooh u re responsible. If u don't go with me tomorrow to see d doc, m going to tel oga soldier ooh.

Re: 5 Statements Guys Don't Want To Hear From The Ladies by Gofwane(m): 10:08pm On Jul 21, 2015

Number 1. I recently tried a relationship with one igbo lady. O boy na so, so 'i am broke' i just dey hear.

If you ask her why she didn't flash you, she go say 'i am broke

In short anything you ask her why she didn't do, she go say 'i am broke'

Once greeted her and she replied with 'i am broke!

Oboy, nobody tell me before ran away :-P

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Re: 5 Statements Guys Don't Want To Hear From The Ladies by kinglekan: 10:10pm On Jul 21, 2015

MhizDeedy:

Lol tz true ooh. He av mishandle me ehn, even those guys I normally do shakara for then, will just see me and smile, dy will nau say ' mama ejima or iya ibeji how re d twins', I will just reply them saying ' they re fine tnk u, little did dy know tz not twins m carrying but 6children. Chei God knows how I will push out 6 babies nd even breastfeed them.

God will judge u ooh Kinglekan

Me mishandle u?

Ah hannn! Just one tym dt we did it, u are now saying I mishandled u. Why are u such a chronic liar nah deedy. Even the devil is ashamed of you.

If u like breastfeed one dozen of kids that are not mine, as long as they don't interfere with my sucking time.

Re: 5 Statements Guys Don't Want To Hear From The Ladies by Nobody: 10:12pm On Jul 21, 2015

kinglekan:

Yeeepaa!! I have been busted yet again. Cutie its not what u think ooo.

Ehn u av seen another fyn lady again abi? Sis u better not listen to his lie nd sweet talks. That was how he deceived me ooh. Ayaf never seen sm1 like him in my life cheesy

Re: 5 Statements Guys Don't Want To Hear From The Ladies by Nobody: 10:12pm On Jul 21, 2015

MhizDeedy:

Lol tz true ooh. He av mishandle me ehn, even those guys I normally do shakara for then, will just see me and smile, dy will nau say ' mama ejima or iya ibeji how re d twins', I will just reply them saying ' they re fine tnk u, little did dy know tz not twins m carrying but 6children. Chei God knows how I will push out 6 babies nd even breastfeed them.

God will judge u ooh Kinglekan

Okweminokwe!!!!!!! Lekan injected 6 living souls into you? shocked

You should have asked me to counsel you before you also mumuly opened you paradise gate for him.. .. .. dat was how he impregnated a lady over here, you won't believe it, the lady gave birth to 27 children at once!!!! Another babe at Ibadan his carrying 1 dozen of babies for him, now you are also carrying half dozen!!!!!!

Kinglekan, can you see you are now the real Abraham, "father of all nations".

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Re: 5 Statements Guys Don't Want To Hear From The Ladies by kinglekan: 10:18pm On Jul 21, 2015

MhizDeedy:

Ehn u av seen another fyn lady again abi? Sis u better not listen to his lies nd sweet talks. That was how he deceived me ooh. Ayaf never seen sm1 like him in my life

Come here joor! What is doin u sef. My sweeetest deedy, my one and only pumpkin.

Re: 5 Statements Guys Don't Want To Hear From The Ladies by pdemand(m): 10:19pm On Jul 21, 2015

Twaci:
6. I have given my life to Christ...so no more freebies

are u really sure? just kidding. u beautiful though.

Re: 5 Statements Guys Don't Want To Hear From The Ladies by onyeguy: 10:21pm On Jul 21, 2015

Na dat number 2 dey pain me bad cheesy

Re: 5 Statements Guys Don't Want To Hear From The Ladies by BraniacX(m): 10:23pm On Jul 21, 2015

In descending order
No's
4 ------> 2 --------> 5 ----------> 1 ----------> 3

Re: 5 Statements Guys Don't Want To Hear From The Ladies by johnson055: 10:23pm On Jul 21, 2015

That number 5 I hate ham cos I day try my best always like 30mi more then that with my wife

Re: 5 Statements Guys Don't Want To Hear From The Ladies by unknown87: 10:23pm On Jul 21, 2015

belac:
Number 5 though, but some babes wicked ooo, remember one babe told my friend that

Hope that friend is not you? grin

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Re: 5 Statements Guys Don't Want To Hear From The Ladies by tosyne2much(m): 10:25pm On Jul 21, 2015

Orijin101:

Merci bro

But egbon, ur ways don dey suspicious nowadays ooo, you talk say e go enter HQ, and e enter am.. .. ..

Abi you sef don get that magical button

Hehehe

Re: 5 Statements Guys Don't Want To Hear From The Ladies by Nobody: 10:25pm On Jul 21, 2015

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Re: 5 Statements Guys Don't Want To Hear From The Ladies by Nobody: 10:25pm On Jul 21, 2015

Orijin101:

Okweminokwe!!!!!!! Lekan injected 6 living souls into you?

You should have asked me to counsel you before you also mumuly opened you paradise gate for him.. .. .. dat was how he impregnated a lady over here, you won't believe it, the lady gave birth to 27 children at once!!!! Another babe at Ibadan his carrying 1 dozen of babies for him, now you are also carrying half dozen!!!!!!

Kinglekan, can you see you are now the real Abraham, "father of all nations".

Lmao...ah! Ah! Ah! Yey! Ewoo! #crying.. twas love ooh, ayam just believing that love is truly blind. Whish kyn of love is this 1? Kinglekan av use charm on me. I was wondering ooh, what type of love is this? Me that av so many men asking for my hand nd legs in marriage lol, I nau fell in love with that boi, smbdy that is even sharing a self contained apartment with 6 other guys.

U know what? Shebi u want to counsel me, how abt u just allow me come nd live with u so I can understand u very well. Pity a dear sis cheesy

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