Twaci:
6. I have given my life to Christ...so no more freebies

Orijin101:

Okweminokwe!!!!!!! Lekan injected 6 living souls into you?

You should have asked me to counsel you before you also mumuly opened you paradise gate for him.. .. .. dat was how he impregnated a lady over here, you won't believe it, the lady gave birth to 27 children at once!!!! Another babe at Ibadan his carrying 1 dozen of babies for him, now you are also carrying half dozen!!!!!!

_Kinglekan, can you see you are now the real Abraham, "father of all nations".

Chisoossssss!!!

ROTFL @ half dozen

Chaiii, Orijin but I tot we were good friends why are you leaking all my escapades to Mhizdeedy, u want her to leave me ni?

I yaf yet again been humiliated oooo!! Emi father of many nations??

Lobatan oooo!!

BraniacX:


How can it be freebies when I pay for it through phantom taxes, surcharges and what not?

Oya rephrase am, but if you give freebies though am already your bestest new friend you know that don't you?

EroticAngelina:
lols so true!
6 I'm going for HIV test

Twaci:
Christ comes first buddy . Get in line

kinglekan:



Me mishandle u?

Ah hannn! Just one tym dt we did it, u are now saying I mishandled u. Why are u such a chronic liar nah deedy. Even the devil is ashamed of you.

If u like breastfeed one dozen of kids that are not mine, as long as they don't interfere with my sucking time.

MhizDeedy:



U know what? Shebi u want to counsel me, how abt u just allow me come nd live with u so I can understand u very well. Pity a dear sis

Young lady what do you think you are about to do? Oh u want to carry my food and go and give orijin101 free of charge? Over my dead body

You are not moving an inch missy!!!

BraniacX:


Ok standing behind his holiness

Do I still get freebies?

Twaci:
will u come to church with me next sunday?

kinglekan:


Yeeepaa!! I have been busted yet again. Cutie its not what u think ooo.

kinglekan:


Come here joor! What is doin u sef. My sweeetest deedy, my one and only pumpkin.

MhizDeedy:



Oh lawwd I need just his face, just his face, his face only









For a dirty slap.

Shebi I was telling u ayaf not done it before, ayaf not done it before, u nau said ok that it will nuh pain me, then u nau put it like that raw, u nau said tz d 1st tym nau I will nuh get pregnant. Now d doc said m pregnant with sextuplets ooh, d doc wants to see u tomorrow. If u like tel d whole world, nobody wil save ur ass this tym around.

MhizDeedy:

Lol ...d thunder that will fire that mouth of urz is lifting weights

R ur boobs now synonymous to thunder?

kinglekan:


Young lady what do you think you are about to do? Oh u want to carry my food and go and give orijin101 free of charge? Over my dead body

You are not moving an inch missy!!!

cutieberie1:

Lol,then what is it Go on continue

Em em em...
*scratching head*
How are u my cutieberie?

MhizDeedy:


U berra leave me ooh before ur charm will catch me again. This tym around I will kill u with my bare hands

Deedy habaaa! Its not charm joor, its love wan tin tin.

BraniacX:


Sextuplets!!!!!

Are you that fertile??

Where are my digger and okra seeds

kinglekan:


R ur boobs now synonymous to thunder?

JeffreyJamez:
That no 3 dey stop heartbeat

MhizDeedy:


Lol I should be asking u nau....av u not seen it ni

Well they ain't like thunder so stop comparing it to one. They are more like water melons but soft and succulent.

kinglekan:


Deedy habaaa! Its not charm joor, its love wan tin tin.

kinglekan:


Well they ain't like thunder so stop comparing it to one. They are more like water melons but soft and succulent.

kinglekan:


Chisoossssss!!!

ROTFL @ half dozen

Chaiii, Orijin but I tot we were good friends why are you leaking all my escapades to Mhizdeedy, u want her to leave me ni?

I yaf yet again been humiliated oooo!! Emi father of many nations??

Lobatan oooo!!

Ehm.. .. .. lekan, it's not my fault exposing you.. .. .. but i just check mhizdeedy's dp and i realized she will be useful in my ministry, so leaking your escapades will give me a direct access to her.. .. ..

What are friends for? You've fed her with half dozen of foetus, lemme just top it for you, maybe it can even amount to 4 dozens.. .. .. you also know how fertile my akamu is

The last time i lashed Rashidat, you also know how many offsprings came out of her

MhizDeedy:


Lmao...ah! Ah! Ah! Yey! Ewoo! #crying.. twas love ooh, ayam just believing that love is truly blind. Whish kyn of love is this 1? Kinglekan av use charm on me. I was wondering ooh, what type of love is this? Me that av so many men asking for my hand nd legs in marriage lol, I nau fell in love with that boi, smbdy that is even sharing a self contained apartment with 6 other guys.

U know what? Shebi u want to counsel me, how abt u just allow me come nd live with u so I can understand u very well. Pity a dear sis

With open arms dear, you are welcome.. .. .. My home is yours _{for a short period of time tho}

Orijin101:

With open arms dear, you are welcome.. .. .. My home is yours _{for a short period of time tho}