Twaci:
6. I have given my life to Christ...so no more freebies

MhizDeedy:


Lol my brother, no be small tin ooh. We re very fertile in my family ooh, my uncle's wife younger sis gave birth to 10children @ once. Even my cousin's wife stepsister gave birth to 20. In fact if I start listing them ehn u will sleep nd wake up nd m not done yet wic digger nd okra soup?

Orijin101:

Ehm.. .. .. lekan, it's not my fault exposing you.. .. .. but i just check mhizdeedy's dp and i realized she will be useful in my ministry, so leaking your escapades will give me a direct access to her.. .. ..

What are friends for? You've fed her with half dozen of foetus, lemme just top it for you, maybe it can even amount to 4 dozens.. .. .. you also know how fertile my akamu is

The last time i lashed Rashidat, you also know how many offsprings came out of her

BraniacX:


Those members no dey your immediate family tree so no correlation there so am a stick my eyes on the real price -------> yhu

The brown digger and milky white okra seeds are needed to plant inside your farmland na for maximum yield sorry results

MhizDeedy:


Tz not ooh...ohya dim, oko mi shey u will folo me to see s doc tomorrow? U need to see dere reaction wen dy found out I was pregnant with 6 babies. All those amebo nurses were just pinching each order nd be laffin. 1 even av d audacity to say 'choi u try ooh in fact I want to see d man that scored d goal'

MhizDeedy:


Watermelon ke u don't like agbalumo?, tz like rain was falling insyd ur eyes that day

ROTFL @ Agbalumo

My eyes must have magnified your ministry of milk affairs. My sincere apologies maam.

Orijin101:

Ehm.. .. .. lekan, it's not my fault exposing you.. .. .. but i just check mhizdeedy's dp and i realized she will be useful in my ministry, so leaking your escapades will give me a direct access to her.. .. ..

What are friends for? You've fed her with half dozen of foetus, lemme just top it for you, maybe it can even amount to 4 dozens.. .. .. you also know how fertile my akamu is

The last time i lashed Rashidat, you also know how many offsprings came out of her

Osanobuaaaaa!!!!
No wonder baba fadeyi said I should beware of friends oooo, now I can see he was right.

No problem, continue ooo. I would pay baba a visit, I only need two requests granted by him pere.

Your disrespectful kondo should be reduced to the size of you little toe and that akamu that is your trademark be swapped with tear drops.

MhizDeedy:


Lol ah! Whish kyn of good Samaritan re u sef? So I will just stay for a short period of time? Y? I will stay as long as I want to ooh, abi do u also want to bring women home? Tz not possible, if u bring a woman home den get ready to be attacked in d midnyt

Lolz.. .. .. Funny babe

Abegii, i no get strength to type epistles again
Good morning

JeffreyJamez:
That no 3 dey stop heartbeat

kinglekan:



Osanobuaaaaa!!!!
No wonder baba fadeyi said I should beware of friends oooo, now I can see he was right.

No problem, continue ooo. I would pay baba a visit, I only need two requests granted by him pere.

Your disrespectful kondo should be reduced to the size of you little toe and that akamu that is your trademark be swapped with tear drops.

kinglekan:


Deedy baby, so r u really trying to say that my one strike scored 6 goals?

That's double hat trick oooo!!! Neither CR7 nor Messi can score such with a singular strike.

Egbon 2face sef couldn't do such. R u sure this is not a combination of several strikers?

Oya confesss oooooooo!!

kinglekan:


ROTFL @ Agbalumo

My eyes must have magnified your ministry of milk affairs. My sincere apologies maam.

Orijin101:

Lolz.. .. .. Funny babe

Abegii, i no get strength to type epistles again
Good morning

kinglekan:



Osanobuaaaaa!!!!
No wonder baba fadeyi said I should beware of friends oooo, now I can see he was right.

No problem, continue ooo. I would pay baba a visit, I only need two requests granted by him pere.

Your disrespectful kondo should be reduced to the size of you little toe and that akamu that is your trademark be swapped with tear drops.

unknown87:

Hope that friend is not you?

MhizDeedy:


Lol y will u av strength ehn, who knws who came to visit u this morning sha pity ur unborn children

Morning jare, how was ur nyt?

Orijin101:

Lolz.. .. .. Were you not the only one that came for visit?

My night was cool jhare, urz?

MhizDeedy:


Lol keep quoting agric for me ooh...u berra goan plant ur white okra seeds insyd Buhari's farmland cuz mine is full already

scentmarlc:
LINKS TO SECTION NOMINATION THREADS FOR N.A.I.R.A AWARDS 2015


GENERAL:
www.nairaland.com/2447625/n-r-awards-2015-awareness



ROMANCE:
www.nairaland.com/2450570/romance-sections-nomination-thread-n.a.i.r.aawards2015

FAMILY:
www.nairaland.com/2450719/family-sections-nomination-thread-n.a.i.r.a


CULTURE:
www.nairaland.com/2450889/culture-sections-nomination-thread-n.a.i.r.a


FASHION:
www.nairaland.com/2450885/fashion-sections-nomination-thread-n.a.i.r.a



NYSC:
www.nairaland.com/2449622/nairaland-recognition-awards-2015



CAREER:
www.nairaland.com/2449643/nairaland-recognition-awards-2015

MUSIC/RADIO:
www.nairaland.com/2450809/music-radio-sections-nomination-thread


EDUCATION:
www.nairaland.com/2449776/nairaland-recognition-awards-2015


JOB/VACANCY(now in general):
www.nairaland.com/2449632/nairaland-recognition-awards-2015


POLITICS;
www.nairaland.com/2450670/politics-sections-nomination-thread-n.a.i.r.a


CRIME:
www.nairaland.com/2450966/crime-sections-nomination-thread-n.a.i.r.a





Endaevour to nominate before the week runs out.

MhizDeedy:


Me ke? Y re u lying like this, me that kinglekan locked me insyd d house with him. He will soon go to work, wen he leaves u can come

Twas cold ehn

Lolz, aw far na? Make we meet for backyard?

belac:
I don't see reasons why I should denied if its me

Orijin101:

Lolz, aw far na? Make we meet for backyard?

HungerBAD:
That number 4.

lordfalcao:
sexuality nko??

kinglekan:


Em em em...

*scratching head*

How are u my cutieberie?