MhizDeedy:


Lol tnks

Jonnie2time:
No wonder naija girls de hardly love genuinely, cos once you have money girls cann never be your problem, and you can just keep changing dem anyhow. Girls no get shame!

SAPEDRO:
for the hungry ladies, a date is the meeting with a lover or a potential lover,the food part is quite insignificant. so my advice is that if a gentleman should ask you out on a date, please kindly tell him to take you out on a lunch or dinner instead so you can eat as much as you want there.

wristbangle:



How was ur day?


I saw someone like u @ shoprite today. When I shouted Mhizdeedy, the babe no even look my corner, nai I know say I don enter last chance.

otunsman:
Must every date be in a fast food restaurant? In foreign countries such places listed above are the right places a date meet each other,not compulsorily they must meet in Mr Biggs or tantalizer.why she no chop belleful for her papa house before she go on a date?

wristbangle:


Bro, this is nigeria. Babe go rake for you if u no carry her to correct place oo.

emusmith:
Nice one, bro.

You're "hot" with these creative threads of yours o!

Keep this section alive!

Where is that "man of list"?

MhizDeedy:


Lmao tz nuh me oooh. Whish shoprite tho?


Twas fyn ooh. Urz?

okotv:
Are guys now investments ?

wristbangle:


All hail to the tiger of nairaland. Thank u sir

U mean professor tosyne2much! Ahh! I respect that man oo. Him be the real oga.

ManTiger:
My grand pa asked my grandma in eku. Eku is where palm oil is being made.

Love ni koko, many celebrity asked their spouse out in fine places, got married but ego won't make it work.

Midehi:
*singing* *cut your coat according to your cloth.


broke guys always go for classless babes, so i dont think its a crime to visit such places cos they are both brokers

wristbangle:


Ajegunle shoprite

Stressful jawe. I wan enta toilet. Shey moo enter together? Toilet is the best place for date

Remilekun101:

Skimpledawg:
Av gat a bae, she pays for virtually all our dates n outings .... She has dz belief dah am nt s'poz to spend much on her cos we aint marid yet......... So dia ar still good-headed ones out dia

Kennedyiheme:
The funniest thing is tht it still boils down to decieving her so we can straff....seriously I wldnt have sex with a girl and still keep her, I'll jst straff her and dump her ambitious ass, lol
after cum the next tin is dumb, I guess there only solace is the little money they get

emusmith:


You're actually doing great...I applaud you.

wristbangle:


Thanks bro. How was your day?

Kennedyiheme:
Anyway my gf is lovely, we live far apart from each other but we are both in lagos, mehn there was a day I was broke ehn and it was tht day we agreed we were gonna see each other...the girl call me, I was feeling smehw but I jst told her the ruth tha
t I had only 500naira....I was suprised when she said I shld come like dt lol, I went there sha... As a sharp guy I withdrew the last 2k in my account make fuckup no go happen there, we met at e.centre, she. Told me she just wanted to see me and tht our relationship shld be based on money, she offered to pay for wht we took, seriously I wasn't feeling confortable abt it bt she told me nt too bother...we had a good time, I saw her off and she wanted to give me transport fare, I told her not to worry that I had that.....rare gem, if you are reading this shewa, I LOVE YOU, when the money comes I will neva forget you....when I got home, I dnt knw why I thought abt wht happnd, and there was a drop of tears, only God knws why....special girl

emusmith:


Splendid. No need asking yours

MhizDeedy:


Lol u ain't serious. Lol ohya let's enter nau lemme watch u do ur thing

wristbangle:


LOL. Mine was a bit stressful

wristbangle:


Bro, your gf is a rare gem. Don't let go of her. I wish for someone like her

MhizDeedy:
since they re broke, dere is no need taking a lady out on a date, he should just invite her home, cook whatever he can, put movies for them to watch nd gist with her, if she's not ok with that then kick her out Shikena

All these suffering nd embarrassment just to please a lady? Na wa

wristbangle:


Sir, May I know the country you are from?

uzo200:



God... I love you, I swear I really do.

redcliff:


Nigeria. When I say Nigerians, I am only trying to separate myself from some silly mentality Ngierians have been living with for ages. After Boyz would complain that girls are treating them bad. but they started on a wrong note.