TheWisest:


Ada thanks o! Funny how plans can change overnight. Never expected it but God wants it. Infact #Godwin.

abi we thank God....

Nonor:
No not at all. Its the same course I applied for #234

Oh! Did u get it?

Ada96:

ehn go beg uniben na....nor b Benin u dey ...don't u v oshodin Mrs phone number

lol u see wah am saying? *continues roaming round the streets *

Hehehe,Oya come lemme tie sticks and kpangolo to Ur waist

I never get am Ooo...

TheWisest:


Oh! Did u get it?

Nonor:
I never get am Ooo...

Only God understands their admission metrics this year.

I fit operate am. Isinor to press dah green button? U use big bowl to carry d bomb 4 head, make ah go find cloth wey u go roll nd put 4 head b4 u put d bowl.

Ada96:

no u dunno how to operate the remote...okay y not tie the bomb to your waist or u fit back the bomb?

What state are u 4rm?

Nonor:
No not at all. Its the same course I applied for #234

Jealousie! :-P..... Jst ask, ah go pour small 4 u.

Ada96:


as the form no wan show nko
shey u dey see your school *uniben*
now futo's form is out ...
ur bro n teempak dey kolo for one side..soufflex is busy observing from one thread to the other she is allover d place...venus007 dey one corner dey chop pepper soup and popcorn....
if u can beat them u join them

They are saving d best for last.

SouffleX:

LOL


Why is Uniben taking so long na?

Venus007:
I fit operate am. Isinor to press dah green button? U use big bowl to carry d bomb 4 head, make ah go find cloth wey u go roll nd put 4 head b4 u put d bowl.

lmao nor b me n u ...yaff join the kolo ministry abi Weldon ..m not doing again..-_-

Venus007:
Jealousie! :-P..... Jst ask, ah go pour small 4 u.

erm okay bet is there cheese balls inside?

Hehehe. I don read taya. Nothing to do again. Abeg, I cannor kill myself nd commit suicide.

Ada96:

lmao nor b me n u ...yaff join the kolo ministry abi Weldon ..m not doing again..-_-

Pukka36:
Hehehe,Oya come lemme tie sticks and kpangolo to Ur waist

no I don want ...m okay with my uniform

Hmmm. Lemme sheck.... No. Is Choco Milo darris hia.

Ada96:

erm okay bet is there cheese balls inside?

I'm from Imo state

Venus007:
What state are u 4rm?

Venus007:
Hehehe. I don read taya. Nothing to do again. Abeg, I cannor kill myself nd commit suicide.

loool Pele same here...

Venus007:
Hmmm. Lemme sheck.... No. Is Choco Milo darris hia.

hian which kind pepper soup b dat .. Capri sonne nko?

Did you get the e-Facility card?

TheWisest:


Only God understands their admission metrics this year.

Hmm... Na wa oh. Let's jst chill nd watch sha.

Nonor:
I'm from Imo state

Yez! Yez! Dah 1 is inside.

Ada96:
hian which kind pepper soup b dat .. Capri sonne nko?

Ahhh! Me I yaf stopped reading tipe-tipe sef!

Ada96:

loool Pele same here...

Yes jare...

Venus007:
Hmm... Na wa oh. Let's jst chill nd watch sha.

Venus007:
Yez! Yez! Dah 1 is inside.

okay oya gimme

Venus007:
Lol. Wat goat nd yam analogy? Neva hrd of it.

Re u a Nigerian?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-IS94A5_uQ

starlingslimnet:
No....hv not bought the card....you have bought yours?

not yet

Uniben should start selling their form oh.. I'm tired of staying at home

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Nah. Imnt Nigerian, I'm 4rm Edo State. :-P... I neva watch their interviews jare. Too dry nd predictable.

shamecurls:


Re u a Nigerian?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-IS94A5_uQ

Abi nah. Why PUME go tie me to tree lyk Sallah ram?

Nonor:
Ahhh! Me I yaf stopped reading tipe-tipe sef!

Beggie beggie! :-P

Ada96:
okay oya gimme

Pukka36:
No,I have not! The application for my desired institution hasn't started yet.

ok tanks

Nonor:
Did you get the e-Facility card?

Sorry what's that? The Pume form?