khia:


Why don't you come to my country for something new and different, maybe you'll like it.

What is in it for me?

MrCork:



...hey bro was the deal between u & Khia?.......You Nyashin her or u juss ordinary friends?

I think we are unconsciously planning to yansh each other - Does that satisfy your curiosity?

Truckpusher:
I think we are unconsciously planning to yansh each other - Does that satisfy your curiosity?

...nice one fast guy.....the chick keep playn had to get like she all that though, she aint....at list, u r movin in on my behalf..GREAT MOVE & WELL DONE SIR!!!

MrCork:


...nice one fast guy.....the chick keep playn had to get like she all that though, she aint....at list, u r movin in on my behalf..GREAT MOVE & WELL DONE SIR!!!

Ladies don't play hard to get these days - once the interest collides the rest is history,man.

Step up ya game bro.

MrCork:
..ok it 1am hear in Pekam & I cant sleep....any chick awake to tell me bed time story?...Mrs Chima, Redgem, Boogee, Khia, Prettythickme, Victoriabee...wher u at?

Once upon a time there was a wicked, ugly, toad faced light skinned witch who captured the heart of a color struck prince.
He couldn't see her wickedness because all he could see was her skin shade which made him weak and vulnerable.

To be continued.........

khia:


Once upon a time there was a wicked, ugly, toad faced light skinned witch who captured the heart of a color struck prince.
He couldn't see her wickedness because all he could see was her skin shade which made him weak and vulnerable.

To be continued.........

....ermm hangon sweeery.. wot kinda Ghana story is this??....do I looklike mechanic to u?...how is story about toad suppose to put me to bed when am feelin restless?....Pliss I need a more romantic sweet story... I BEG...NEW STORY PLIS!! (no oofeinse)

khia:


Once upon a time there was a wicked, ugly, toad faced light skinned witch who captured the heart of a color struck prince.
He couldn't see her wickedness because all he could see was her skin shade which made him weak and vulnerable.

To be continued.........

wicked story .

I have a story for you

MrCork:
..ok it 1am hear in Pekam & I cant sleep....any chick awake to tell me bed time story?...Mrs Chima, Redgem, Boogee, Khia, Prettythickme, Victoriabee...wher u at?

khia:


Once upon a time there was a wicked, ugly, toad faced light skinned witch who captured the heart of a color struck prince.
He couldn't see her wickedness because all he could see was her skin shade which made him weak and vulnerable.

To be continued.........

^^^^mannnnn Forget this chick mennnnn.....am off to drink corn flakes..laters!

angieberry:
I have a story for you

...aiiight sweeery..it berrra be good...but plis watch yor grama & make sure its romantic.....I don't wanna wake with nightmare!! (no oofeinse)

ok, here goes
Once upon a time, in the land of Gazumba, there lived an old man called corker
This old man had an unhealthy and creepy attraction to lightskin feamales
One day, as he returned from his farm in peckakad, he saw one pretty fair girl called bluegem
He invited her to join him in his £28 bicycle for a spin
But bluegem knew the old man was such a douchebag and she refused
then corker got mad then came up with an evil plan to deal with bluegem....


...end of part 1....
mr cork, are you asleep or do I go on ?

MrCork:


...aiiight sweeery..it berrra be good...but plis watch yor grama.....I don't wanna wake with nightmare!! (no oofeinse)

angieberry:
ok, here goes
Once upon a time, in the land of Gazumba, there lived an old man called corker
This old man had an unhealthy and creepy attraction to lightskin feamales
One day, as he returned from his farm in peckakad, he saw one pretty fair girl called bluegem
He invited her to join him in his £28 bicycle for a spin
But bluegem knew the old man was such a douchebag and she refused
then corker got mad then came up with an evil plan to deal with bluegem....


...end of part 1....
mr cork, are you asleep or do I go on ?

..£28 Bicycle or £28000 Range ROver spot....sweeery r u ok in the head!!

...may be I shud juss count the stars..later!!

Pipe down na, what makes you think i was referring to you
ok lemme try romantic....

Once upon a time,in the distant land of pekkerd, there lived a handsome prince. The prince was was very charming, had lots of moiney and rode a gold chariot pulled by 28,000 horses. With all his wealth and comeliness, the prince was very sad. He was very lonely. He had known lots of women in his life -beautiful, light skin women- but none of them had stirred his heart. They all seemed to be after him because of what they could get from him.
One cool evening, as the prince rode in his gold chariot(pulled by 28,000 horses), he saw the most beautiful girl that he had ever laid his eyes on. He felt an instant spark when he saw her, felt butterflies in his stomach and in that moment he knew that he just had to meet her....

....end of part 1...

mrcork, how bout this one ?

MrCork:


..£28 Bicycle or 28000 Range ROver spot....sweeery r u ok in the head?....I own a Range ROver SPot, not a bicycle....and Didn't I say IO needed a romantic bedtime story?....serrriously...issit illegal for u homebase females to be romantic or is bedtime story too much to ask?...PLIS REPeaT & PLIS MAKE IT ROMANTIC...I NEED TO GO TO BED, GADEMMMIT!!

Truckpusher:
wicked story .

That was a romantic story.,

Did you get my pm?

khia:


That was a romantic story.,

Did you get my pm?

That wasn't romantic but scary for white ass loving niggas .I will run away from a lady with such a sad but intelligent story for me unless she's in my heart for life.

I already replied your pm .

Truckpusher:
That wasn't romantic but scary for white ass loving niggas .I will run away from a lady with such a sad but intelligent story for me unless she's in my heart for life.

I already replied your pm .

I don't think you got my last pm and I didn't receive a reply to it.

khia:


I don't think you got my last pm and I didn't receive a reply to it.

check again .

Truckpusher:
check again .

I got it and I replied.

Am lost... How do I find my way to the other street?!

MrCork:


....ermm hangon sweeery.. wot kinda Ghana story is this??....do I looklike mechanic to u?...how is story about toad suppose to put me to bed when am feelin restless?....Pliss I need a more romantic sweet story... I BEG...NEW STORY PLIS!! (no oofeinse)

The story was about love, read it once more and you will see the.romantic tale of a prince loving a witch. for the color of her skin in spite of her ugliness inside and out. NO OFFENSE.

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Jacksparrow0712:
Welcome to the club #teamlatenightsleep

So you travelling tomorrow?

Ya bro. Good mawning

Truckpusher:
Lonely Sinnzu waiting for someone to chat him up.
Dude if you're lonely write a book or fall in love and enjoy life .

Fvck u man, never said i was lonely did i? I think there's a fine line between boredom and loneliness!

RETROSHAWTY:
Hey

Hello swty... Mawning

pbs4real:
would u marry me

Ahhh

Its FrIday ppl!!
Morning whoever is up
sinnzu u no dey sleep abi

Jacksparrow0712:
Kilishi?

No suya morning

shrek4:
Am lost... How do I find my way to the other street?!

ask princess fiona

LadyBoss1:
Its FrIday ppl!! Morning whoever is up sinnzu u no dey sleep abi

You dont know that i'm in your future abi? .
Morning babe, howz ya night?

LadyBoss1:
Its FrIday ppl!! Morning whoever is up sinnzu u no dey sleep abi

You dont know that i'm in your future abi? .
Morning babe, howz ya night?

LadyBoss1:


Ahhh

^^^^^kaiiiii..... see *lightskin mammy water* .....yea.... THATS WOT AM TALKIN ABOUT!!!!!