Morning dear

LadyBoss1:

No suya morning

Safe J brov
Morning sir

Sinnzu:
Ya bro. Good mawning

whitewitch:
ask princess fiona

She is not available on Nairaland...

Jacksparrow0712:
Safe J brov Morning sir

Yes boss

PIIC*TY

redgem:

Nope, I don't

Morning!

LadyBoss1:
Lol ok im going to bed

shrek4:

She is not available on Nairaland...

lol u can make one 4 urself

ShortBass

whitewitch:
lol u can make one 4 urself

How?

shrek4:


How?

ok uve been on dis platform since 2008 right? haba if im u d least of princess fionas i wud hav had wud b 1000. seriously im nt joking. "all u hav 2 do is jst befriend one, as in b so close, offline nd online.

LadyBoss1:


Ahhh

u sef dn join the league of ass of post editors. . . .u try ow u dey? Dnt worry i would pop the question soonest

Sinnzu:
Yes boss

sinnzu wre u dey go nah?

whitewitch:
ok uve been on dis platform since 2008 right? haba if im u d least of princess fionas i wud hav had wud b 1000. seriously im nt joking. "all u hav 2 do is jst befriend one, as in b so close, offline nd online.

Loooooool..... Ironically, I have a terrible understanding of NL... I JUST DONT GET IT. You can't have private chats without asking for presidential consent. Its quite bad. I am yet to meet anyone from NL despite the fact that have been here for 7-8 years....

pbs4real:
sinnzu wre u dey go nah?

Utopia

whitewitch:
ok uve been on dis platform since 2008 right? haba if im u d least of princess fionas i wud hav had wud b 1000. seriously im nt joking. "all u hav 2 do is jst befriend one, as in b so close, offline nd online.

^^^^**NEW B!TCH** FORMERLY KNOWN AS **CRACKHEAD** ... (Nairaland plis take note) ..... (Nairaland plis take note)

whitewitch:
ok uve been on dis platform since 2008 right? haba if im u d least of princess fionas i wud hav had wud b 1000. seriously im nt joking. "all u hav 2 do is jst befriend one, as in b so close, offline nd online.

GOOOD MORNIN NEW B!TCH!!!

shrek4:


Loooooool..... Ironically, I have a terrible understanding of NL... I JUST DONT GET IT. You can't have private chats without asking for presidential consent. Its quite bad. I am yet to meet anyone from NL despite the fact that have been here for 7-8 years....

oh oh dats so bad, i registered on nairaland dis year and believe u me iv met approximately 10 of them offline and u know as a warri boy we do tins sharply sharply. "well mayb bcaus u aint dat interested in meeting them initially. d tin and d secret is dat d interest 2 meet a particular person must 1st b there. when d interest is there then d coversations and d development will 4llow bt u must play by her rule.

MrCork:


^^^^**NEW B!TCH** FORMERLY KNOWN AS **CRACKHEAD** ... (Nairaland plis take note) ..... (Nairaland plis take note)

road side mechanic hw are u?

whitewitch:
oh oh dats so bad, i registered on nairaland dis year and believe u me iv met approximately 10 of them offline and u know as a warri boy we do tins sharply sharply. "well mayb bcaus u aint dat interested in meeting them initially. d tin and d secret is dat d interest 2 meet a particular person must 1st b there. when d interest is there then d coversations and d development will 4llow bt u must play by her rule.

Mmmmmm.... Educative.

Thanks, I will adhere to the instruction sire!

shrek4:

Mmmmmm.... Educative.
Thanks, I will adhere to the instruction sire!

URE WELCUM SIR

whitewitch:
road side mechanic hw are u?

...bro..callin u My New B!tch on a Friday is sopose to be a compliment...its a steppppup from us callin u a *CRACKHEAD*.....anyways bak to the thread!!

MrCork:



...bro..callin u My New B!tch on a Friday is sopose to be a compliment...its a steppppup from us callin u a *CRACKHEAD*.....anyways bak to the thread!!

lol ehm bro, where can i see a strippers club in london? guyz need to unwind.

whitewitch:
lol ehm bro, where can i see a strippers club in london? guyz need to unwind.

....bro juss stick to watchin poooono movies coz u cant afford my favourite strip club...we pay £50(Cash only) for 2 minute lap dance...its in Hackney!! (REAL TALK)

MrCork:


....bro juss stick to watchin poooono movies coz u cant afford my favourite strip club...we pay £50(Cash only) for 2 minute lap dance...its in Hackney!! (REAL TALK)

hackney!!! thanks bro, ama cntact my guyz if there is a place like dat n we check it out dis evening. u know its friday right?

MrCork:


....bro juss stick to watchin poooono movies coz u cant afford my favourite strip club...we pay £50(Cash only) for 2 minute lap dance...its in Hackney!! (REAL TALK)

nd bro dat drives a common 28,000 pound range rover when guyz are driving 400,000 pound lamborghini. "hav u eva took a stripper home?

Truckpusher:
When dog begin chop flesh for poor man house naim be say Christmas dun dey around the corner .

I do miss you guys here but all of una na ogbanje.

this ur proverb sha
who be ogbanje

whitewitch:
nd bro dat drives a common 28,000 pound range over when guyz are driving 400,000 pound lamborghini. "hav u eva took a stripper home?

...Nope, I cant....My neibor is very nosey...she will mess up my flow because I do her ones in a while when her husband travels. the husband is a pilot & he likes me a lot, I don't send him!

whitewitch:
nd bro dat drives a common 28,000 pound range rover when guyz are driving 400,000 pound lamborghini. "hav u eva took a stripper home?

..two of the stripers are Nigerian girls though & one of them gots Booobsi implant when she travelled to America 2 years ago!

MrCork:


...Nope, I cant....My neibor is very nosey...she will mess up my flow because I do her ones in a while when her husband travels. the husband is a pilot & he likes me a lot, I don't send him!

oh dats nice though, i like guyz like u. "can u introduce me to ur neibour?

adeh39:

Lol

u like this one abi... Goo-morning dear

JoeCutie:
I'm good, dear. You?

I'm okay. I was missing your weird but interesting comments Where have you been?

prettythicksme