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Lol... Funny Indeed.. by kelvinclint(m): 3:52pm On Jul 26, 2015 |
When was the last time you saw a girl slap a
dude? I saw one today. I even saw a fresh
dangling brezz! Lemme give you a gist... |
Re: Lol... Funny Indeed.. by DahtzFestjayz: 3:53pm On Jul 26, 2015 |
Re: Lol... Funny Indeed.. by kelvinclint(m): 3:53pm On Jul 26, 2015 |
1. Was at the ATM early this morning. Yes early
enough. Hunger was my weakness, and I had
Just N50 left in my wallet. The queue in ATM
point was much... |
Re: Lol... Funny Indeed.. by kelvinclint(m): 3:54pm On Jul 26, 2015 |
2. ..and the people weren't helping matters: They were actually too slow. I heard a voice in my head telling to steal the purse of the woman standing before me... |
Re: Lol... Funny Indeed.. by kelvinclint(m): 3:54pm On Jul 26, 2015 |
2. ..and the people weren't helping
matters: They were actually too slow. I heard a
voice in my head telling to steal the purse of the
woman standing before me... |
Re: Lol... Funny Indeed.. by sammieblaize: 3:57pm On Jul 26, 2015 |
And? Continue! |
Re: Lol... Funny Indeed.. by kelvinclint(m): 3:58pm On Jul 26, 2015 |
3. ...I knew it was hunger so I ignored him. But
How do you control your flare-ups when waiting
for over 30people to withdraw before you. |
Re: Lol... Funny Indeed.. by kelvinclint(m): 4:00pm On Jul 26, 2015 |
4. Anyways, it finally got to my turn, and the
machine went: "Your Financial institute...bla
blabla". Brethren, the devil is a liar! |
Re: Lol... Funny Indeed.. by chibwike(m): 4:00pm On Jul 26, 2015 |
Why not write the whole story in one post |
Re: Lol... Funny Indeed.. by kelvinclint(m): 4:02pm On Jul 26, 2015 |
chibwike: Lol, jus wanted to created a lil suspense in btw |
Re: Lol... Funny Indeed.. by kelvinclint(m): 4:03pm On Jul 26, 2015 |
5. My only option was to go down to the banks
along that Uwa Mgbede Road. But it's now
called Bank Road. Yes Ihiala! |
Re: Lol... Funny Indeed.. by kelvinclint(m): 4:04pm On Jul 26, 2015 |
6. I finally got out some cash. Fidelity Bank
finally paid. And the amount no corncern you. |
Re: Lol... Funny Indeed.. by kelvinclint(m): 4:06pm On Jul 26, 2015 |
7. And then I was happy. Hunger started
suggesting all manner of food. I decided to hit
that eatery called: TWIN TASTY! Who say
money no good? |
Re: Lol... Funny Indeed.. by kelvinclint(m): 4:06pm On Jul 26, 2015 |
8. You may be wondering why I had to eat
outside on a sunday. It's because mother's not
arround and there's no sunday rice at home. |
Re: Lol... Funny Indeed.. by chibwike(m): 4:07pm On Jul 26, 2015 |
kelvinclint:Then update something lengthy and meaningful nw, before breaking |
Re: Lol... Funny Indeed.. by kelvinclint(m): 4:08pm On Jul 26, 2015 |
9. Yes, my trekking began. ''TWIN TASTY here I
come'' I said. There must be a big boy way of
trekking, so I decided to tuck my hands inside
the pockets of my combat shorts. |
Re: Lol... Funny Indeed.. by kelvinclint(m): 4:08pm On Jul 26, 2015 |
10.The little cash in my wallet was singing.
Sarkodie's favourite line: "you know say money
no be problem''. |
Re: Lol... Funny Indeed.. by kelvinclint(m): 4:09pm On Jul 26, 2015 |
chibwike:LOL... okay |
Re: Lol... Funny Indeed.. by suzzy16(f): 4:10pm On Jul 26, 2015 |
Lol,and what does dis teach us |
Re: Lol... Funny Indeed.. by kelvinclint(m): 4:12pm On Jul 26, 2015 |
11. I was convincing myself while trekking:
"No be everytime person go dey chop Mama
put. 'Madam put Akpu, egusi soup, and two
meat.' No, not today. Let me still live up to my
fame on Facebook. |
Re: Lol... Funny Indeed.. by kelvinclint(m): 4:13pm On Jul 26, 2015 |
suzzy16:Lol, I don't know... perhaps after d story you'd be able figure dt out |
Re: Lol... Funny Indeed.. by kelvinclint(m): 4:14pm On Jul 26, 2015 |
12. But just as I was about to enter the eatery, I
saw a chic come out with a guy. They were
arguing about some thing. Then BOOM! the girl
slapped the dude. I was shocked! |
Re: Lol... Funny Indeed.. by kelvinclint(m): 4:15pm On Jul 26, 2015 |
13. The boy held his face, and said what
sounded like the famous line from Nollywood...
"You slapped me?.." and immediatly the guy
tore her top. VAAM! Brethren come and see
brezz! |
Re: Lol... Funny Indeed.. by kelvinclint(m): 4:17pm On Jul 26, 2015 |
14. Yes, it was instinctive and interesting. And
while others were trying so hard to stop the
fight. I was struggling to see.. To see brezz! |
Re: Lol... Funny Indeed.. by suzzy16(f): 4:19pm On Jul 26, 2015 |
kelvinclint:so u never finish. Yet,okay |
Re: Lol... Funny Indeed.. by kelvinclint(m): 4:19pm On Jul 26, 2015 |
Lol.... so nobody wants to comment..... na brezz una wan hear... picks coming soon sha |
Re: Lol... Funny Indeed.. by kelvinclint(m): 4:20pm On Jul 26, 2015 |
suzzy16:Jus about posting the last part.... |
Re: Lol... Funny Indeed.. by kelvinclint(m): 4:21pm On Jul 26, 2015 |
Re: Lol... Funny Indeed.. by kelvinclint(m): 4:22pm On Jul 26, 2015 |
15. Ofcourse they succeeded in stopping the
fight. That scene and the meal I had nearly
made my day...
Thank you! |
Re: Lol... Funny Indeed.. by kelvinclint(m): 4:23pm On Jul 26, 2015 |
Re: Lol... Funny Indeed.. by suzzy16(f): 4:55pm On Jul 26, 2015 |
kelvinclint:okay |
Re: Lol... Funny Indeed.. by Kayoski(m): 6:38pm On Jul 26, 2015 |
op wetin be the moral of the story and how does it affect the current fuel price... |
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