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Lol... Funny Indeed.. by kelvinclint(m): 3:52pm On Jul 26, 2015
When was the last time you saw a girl slap a dude? I saw one today. I even saw a fresh dangling brezz! Lemme give you a gist...
Re: Lol... Funny Indeed.. by DahtzFestjayz: 3:53pm On Jul 26, 2015
Re: Lol... Funny Indeed.. by kelvinclint(m): 3:53pm On Jul 26, 2015
1. Was at the ATM early this morning. Yes early enough. Hunger was my weakness, and I had Just N50 left in my wallet. The queue in ATM point was much...
Re: Lol... Funny Indeed.. by kelvinclint(m): 3:54pm On Jul 26, 2015
2. ..and the people weren't helping
matters: They were actually too slow. I heard a
voice in my head telling to steal the purse of the
woman standing before me...
Re: Lol... Funny Indeed.. by kelvinclint(m): 3:54pm On Jul 26, 2015
2. ..and the people weren't helping matters: They were actually too slow. I heard a voice in my head telling to steal the purse of the woman standing before me...
Re: Lol... Funny Indeed.. by sammieblaize: 3:57pm On Jul 26, 2015
And? Continue!
Re: Lol... Funny Indeed.. by kelvinclint(m): 3:58pm On Jul 26, 2015
3. ...I knew it was hunger so I ignored him. But How do you control your flare-ups when waiting for over 30people to withdraw before you.
Re: Lol... Funny Indeed.. by kelvinclint(m): 4:00pm On Jul 26, 2015
4. Anyways, it finally got to my turn, and the machine went: "Your Financial institute...bla blabla". Brethren, the devil is a liar!
Re: Lol... Funny Indeed.. by chibwike(m): 4:00pm On Jul 26, 2015
Why not write the whole story in one post
Re: Lol... Funny Indeed.. by kelvinclint(m): 4:02pm On Jul 26, 2015
chibwike:
Why not write the whole story in one post

Lol, jus wanted to created a lil suspense in btw
Re: Lol... Funny Indeed.. by kelvinclint(m): 4:03pm On Jul 26, 2015
5. My only option was to go down to the banks along that Uwa Mgbede Road. But it's now called Bank Road. Yes Ihiala!
Re: Lol... Funny Indeed.. by kelvinclint(m): 4:04pm On Jul 26, 2015
6. I finally got out some cash. Fidelity Bank finally paid. And the amount no corncern you.
Re: Lol... Funny Indeed.. by kelvinclint(m): 4:06pm On Jul 26, 2015
7. And then I was happy. Hunger started suggesting all manner of food. I decided to hit that eatery called: TWIN TASTY! Who say money no good?
Re: Lol... Funny Indeed.. by kelvinclint(m): 4:06pm On Jul 26, 2015
8. You may be wondering why I had to eat outside on a sunday. It's because mother's not arround and there's no sunday rice at home.
Re: Lol... Funny Indeed.. by chibwike(m): 4:07pm On Jul 26, 2015
kelvinclint:


Lol, jus wanted to created a lil suspense in btw
Then update something lengthy and meaningful nw, before breaking
Re: Lol... Funny Indeed.. by kelvinclint(m): 4:08pm On Jul 26, 2015
9. Yes, my trekking began. ''TWIN TASTY here I come'' I said. There must be a big boy way of trekking, so I decided to tuck my hands inside the pockets of my combat shorts.
Re: Lol... Funny Indeed.. by kelvinclint(m): 4:08pm On Jul 26, 2015
10.The little cash in my wallet was singing. Sarkodie's favourite line: "you know say money no be problem''.
Re: Lol... Funny Indeed.. by kelvinclint(m): 4:09pm On Jul 26, 2015
chibwike:

Then update something lengthy and meaningful nw, before breaking
LOL... okay
Re: Lol... Funny Indeed.. by suzzy16(f): 4:10pm On Jul 26, 2015
Lol,and what does dis teach us
Re: Lol... Funny Indeed.. by kelvinclint(m): 4:12pm On Jul 26, 2015
11. I was convincing myself while trekking: "No be everytime person go dey chop Mama put. 'Madam put Akpu, egusi soup, and two meat.' No, not today. Let me still live up to my fame on Facebook.
Re: Lol... Funny Indeed.. by kelvinclint(m): 4:13pm On Jul 26, 2015
suzzy16:
Lol,and what does dis teach us
Lol, I don't know... perhaps after d story you'd be able figure dt out
Re: Lol... Funny Indeed.. by kelvinclint(m): 4:14pm On Jul 26, 2015
12. But just as I was about to enter the eatery, I saw a chic come out with a guy. They were arguing about some thing. Then BOOM! the girl slapped the dude. I was shocked!
Re: Lol... Funny Indeed.. by kelvinclint(m): 4:15pm On Jul 26, 2015
13. The boy held his face, and said what sounded like the famous line from Nollywood... "You slapped me?.." and immediatly the guy tore her top. VAAM! Brethren come and see brezz!
Re: Lol... Funny Indeed.. by kelvinclint(m): 4:17pm On Jul 26, 2015
14. Yes, it was instinctive and interesting. And while others were trying so hard to stop the fight. I was struggling to see.. To see brezz!
Re: Lol... Funny Indeed.. by suzzy16(f): 4:19pm On Jul 26, 2015
kelvinclint:

Lol, I don't know... perhaps after d story you'd be able figure dt out
so u never finish. Yet,okay
Re: Lol... Funny Indeed.. by kelvinclint(m): 4:19pm On Jul 26, 2015
Lol.... so nobody wants to comment..... na brezz una wan hear... picks coming soon sha
Re: Lol... Funny Indeed.. by kelvinclint(m): 4:20pm On Jul 26, 2015
suzzy16:
so u never finish. Yet,okay
Jus about posting the last part....
Re: Lol... Funny Indeed.. by kelvinclint(m): 4:21pm On Jul 26, 2015
Re: Lol... Funny Indeed.. by kelvinclint(m): 4:22pm On Jul 26, 2015
15. Ofcourse they succeeded in stopping the fight. That scene and the meal I had nearly made my day... Thank you!
Re: Lol... Funny Indeed.. by kelvinclint(m): 4:23pm On Jul 26, 2015
grin
Re: Lol... Funny Indeed.. by suzzy16(f): 4:55pm On Jul 26, 2015
kelvinclint:
Jus about posting the last part....
okay
Re: Lol... Funny Indeed.. by Kayoski(m): 6:38pm On Jul 26, 2015
op wetin be the moral of the story and how does it affect the current fuel price...

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