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Re: 10 Ways Youths Act In Churches When They Have No Offering by priscaoge(f): 5:09pm On Jul 26, 2015 |
Lmao See them ooo so many guilty souls here I'm here to read comments. |
Re: 10 Ways Youths Act In Churches When They Have No Offering by Nobody: 5:10pm On Jul 26, 2015 |
Very funny... 10. Those drummer guys that when the ushers are passing the basket will just nod their heads as if they've dropped it before... Just because their hands are busy. 11. The girl that will fold the money so tight so noone will see the #20 she is holding. 12. The guy that comes after the offering time on purpose. 1 Like 3 Shares |
Re: 10 Ways Youths Act In Churches When They Have No Offering by KingKuntaVart: 5:13pm On Jul 26, 2015 |
Hell fire awaits u all.... |
Re: 10 Ways Youths Act In Churches When They Have No Offering by wristbangle: 5:14pm On Jul 26, 2015 |
MhizDeedy: |
Re: 10 Ways Youths Act In Churches When They Have No Offering by wristbangle: 5:15pm On Jul 26, 2015 |
Re: 10 Ways Youths Act In Churches When They Have No Offering by wristbangle: 5:15pm On Jul 26, 2015 |
emusmith: |
Re: 10 Ways Youths Act In Churches When They Have No Offering by FrankValency(m): 5:17pm On Jul 26, 2015 |
That no.8 though,na so I knock 1 fine boy wey dey peep d ten naira wey I wan give for church today like say him dey find wetin him keep............ |
Re: 10 Ways Youths Act In Churches When They Have No Offering by TDonald: 5:19pm On Jul 26, 2015 |
MhizDeedy: What are U saying? 1 Like |
Re: 10 Ways Youths Act In Churches When They Have No Offering by Nobody: 5:20pm On Jul 26, 2015 |
reading comments! |
Re: 10 Ways Youths Act In Churches When They Have No Offering by tosyne2much(m): 5:20pm On Jul 26, 2015 |
Cutehector:Na so baba |
Re: 10 Ways Youths Act In Churches When They Have No Offering by sunsewa: 5:21pm On Jul 26, 2015 |
tosyne2much:No be Church u dey go,na amebo and looku looku u dey go do. |
Re: 10 Ways Youths Act In Churches When They Have No Offering by Nobody: 5:21pm On Jul 26, 2015 |
TDonald:lol |
Re: 10 Ways Youths Act In Churches When They Have No Offering by tosyne2much(m): 5:22pm On Jul 26, 2015 |
emusmith:Number 10... Hahahaha roflwkmd U got me cracking hard |
Re: 10 Ways Youths Act In Churches When They Have No Offering by tosyne2much(m): 5:23pm On Jul 26, 2015 |
sunsewa:Na everything we dey observe |
Re: 10 Ways Youths Act In Churches When They Have No Offering by Nobody: 5:23pm On Jul 26, 2015 |
Re: 10 Ways Youths Act In Churches When They Have No Offering by tosyne2much(m): 5:25pm On Jul 26, 2015 |
XavierBlue:Baba, you no lie at all |
Re: 10 Ways Youths Act In Churches When They Have No Offering by tompat86(m): 5:25pm On Jul 26, 2015 |
Reminds me of this event..
A famous inspirational speaker said; "Best years of my life
were spent in the arms of a woman who wasn’t my wife".
The audience was in shock and silence. He then added:
“She was my mother.”(A big round of applause and laughter
roared).A very daring husband tried to copy this at home.
After dinner, he said loudly to his wife in the kitchen; "Best
years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who
wasn’t my wife". Standing for a moment, he tried to recall
the second line of that speaker. By the time he gained his
senses, he was on a hospital bed, recovering from burns of
hot water!
Moral Lesson:
Don’t Copy, if you can’t Paste. Don't start what U can't
finish! |
Re: 10 Ways Youths Act In Churches When They Have No Offering by Nobody: 5:27pm On Jul 26, 2015 |
Is it a must I give offering? Abi na church dey feed me ni?I don't feel anyhow jawe,when I have I give,it shouldn't be a compulsory ish |
Re: 10 Ways Youths Act In Churches When They Have No Offering by harry509: 5:27pm On Jul 26, 2015 |
tosyne2much:well I love giving, I gve my offering n tithe 2 hlp myslf not bcus GOD is hungri. Am 2 small 2 gve GOD food. So..... Wen I gve my tithe n offering I am hlpn myslf bcus GOD is my great provida. |
Re: 10 Ways Youths Act In Churches When They Have No Offering by oskaaay(m): 5:27pm On Jul 26, 2015 |
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Re: 10 Ways Youths Act In Churches When They Have No Offering by oyafemi(m): 5:30pm On Jul 26, 2015 |
MhizDeedy:can't stop laughing.....very funny... |
Re: 10 Ways Youths Act In Churches When They Have No Offering by Richydos(m): 5:33pm On Jul 26, 2015 |
@ op... Did u happen to see me today U seriously got me feeling sinful now,,,, had a thousand with me n no small denomination thus no offering |
Re: 10 Ways Youths Act In Churches When They Have No Offering by tosyne2much(m): 5:34pm On Jul 26, 2015 |
Camby:Are you an atheist ? Just asking |
Re: 10 Ways Youths Act In Churches When They Have No Offering by tosyne2much(m): 5:35pm On Jul 26, 2015 |
Richydos:Haha Don't mind me jawe |
Re: 10 Ways Youths Act In Churches When They Have No Offering by igbo2011(m): 5:36pm On Jul 26, 2015 |
"B*tch better have my money!!" love-vendor preachers 1 Like |
Re: 10 Ways Youths Act In Churches When They Have No Offering by tiswell(m): 5:36pm On Jul 26, 2015 |
MhizDeedy:you talk too much. |
Re: 10 Ways Youths Act In Churches When They Have No Offering by harry509: 5:37pm On Jul 26, 2015 |
ProphetUdeme:hmmmmmmM! And u Rr happy? U tink ur pastor is doin u guys gud? My dear tell ur pastor 2 preach abt giving. Wen u gve, u discova dat u wil nava lack. Am always happy wen am gving 2 GOD bcus am using it 2 hlp myslf. |
Re: 10 Ways Youths Act In Churches When They Have No Offering by ahamonyeka(m): 5:43pm On Jul 26, 2015 |
You said it all. |
Re: 10 Ways Youths Act In Churches When They Have No Offering by Nobody: 5:43pm On Jul 26, 2015 |
tosyne2much:am no atheist. i see no reason to feel disturbed or abnormal,just cos i av no offerring,when its not like they will flog me.again,if i av,i give. |
Re: 10 Ways Youths Act In Churches When They Have No Offering by Aitee1: 5:53pm On Jul 26, 2015 |
No need to pretend I just jeje drop their envelope the same way they gave me anyday I don't have extra change to dash them. |
Re: 10 Ways Youths Act In Churches When They Have No Offering by oshaosha2014(m): 5:55pm On Jul 26, 2015 |
chomytex: Do you need help growing up? |
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