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Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 10:57pm On Jul 26, 2015
Tashaamania:

If"? Probability. It's a 50% chance it doesn't concern me. Even if it does, I'll try turn off my sentimental switch. Now, I'm curious... Out with it joor.


Yeah, I cooked.. I love stews. Peppered ones especially..


Hey hombre, dont even patronise me, wtf is sentimental switch n since when have women been known not to follow their instincts?


More like yoruba stew abi? Ah dun like it joor, neva been a fan of too much pepper. Last time i ate it was when i went to my dads office on the island few years ago, had a lil incident while eating the meatgrin
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 11:02pm On Jul 26, 2015
Tashaamania:

Yeye grin grin grin grin


Errmm.. NOTA
Update me, are you still an atheist? They don't change. Do they? tongue


I actually meant Hornny not hot - for the Baphomet's analogy...

let's just say I'm walking a thin line between atheism & Christianity..

come to think of it I have mp3's of the Gregorian chants downloaded on my phone.. from the Kyrie eleison to the concluding rites.. they soothe me kind of -but that's just it...

so.. are you still doing that radio job or have they fired your ass?
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 11:03pm On Jul 26, 2015
darkenedrebel:


he was a good man at heart but he wasn't too good on the sheets grin.. I totally understand...


alright, lemme help you with some metaphors/similes -

•as relaxed as Rick Ross eating fruit salad?
•as cool as an Eskimo's breath?
•as h0rny as Baphomet's head? grin
•as wet as a tongue?


which one of them ?

these are probably the wackiest similes I have ever seen in years. The _fuck? tongue

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Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 11:05pm On Jul 26, 2015
FriedPlantain:
these are probably the wackiest similes I have ever seen in years. The _fuck? tongue

I was only trying to be gentlemanly ..

Tashaamania would cringe in fear if I spewed the similes that were really on my mind...
she's one scaredy cat grin
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Tashaamania(f): 11:07pm On Jul 26, 2015
Sinnzu:


Hey hombre, dont even patronise me, wtf is sentimental switch n since when have women been known not to follow their instincts?


More like yoruba stew abi? Ah dun like it joor, neva been a fan of too much pepper. Last time i ate it was when i went to my dads office on the island few years ago, had a lil incident while eating the meatgrin
Lol I was only tryna make you open up. But, no wahala if you don't wanna..


Hahaha grin grin yeah more like it, I became pepper tolerant when I went to stay with an aunt who enjoys cooking with plenty pepper. Spent quite sometime with her. I just love my stews and noodles peppery sha.. others are just moderate.
Seems you travel alot. I pray my job entails travelling, but I doubt.
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Tashaamania(f): 11:11pm On Jul 26, 2015
darkenedrebel:


I actually meant Hornny not hot - for the Baphomet's analogy...

let's just say I'm walking a thin line between atheism & Christianity..

come to think of it I have mp3's of the Gregorian chants downloaded on my phone.. from the Kyrie eleison to the concluding rites.. they soothe me kind of -but that's just it...

so.. are you still doing that radio job or have they fired your ass?
Believe me, it feels strange when you try to spit the catholic chants.. doesn't fit you atalllllll grin grin

I'm still with my radio job jare, no one can do it better tongue
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 11:17pm On Jul 26, 2015
Tashaamania:

Believe me, it feels strange when you try to spit the catholic chants.. doesn't fit you atalllllll grin grin

I'm still with my radio job jare, no one can do it better tongue

lol why? I was an Altar server from JSS1 to SSS1..
we had to memorize the Latin chants if we wanted to pass the mass serving exam then grin

I can recite O salutaris & Tartum Ergo without even thinking about it & you say it doesn't fit me. hehe
you are lucky you aren't one of the Mary league girls in my parish grin


so you at home now or still in school?
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 11:17pm On Jul 26, 2015
DrAify:
Cool country,no doubt.
We went for Igbo picnic.We grilled and did outdoor games.
We went shopping(massive sales grin) and to Kiruna(North of Sweden.17hours by train from Stockholm)
Got on hop on-hop off bus to explore.
Used free perfume and had free make-up(don't laugh angry)
Nigeria shocked ,with boko haram and kidnapping?
Igbo picnic? That sounds cool.
I didn't know you like free things o. gringrin

C'mon ain't people living in Nigeria? + Boko haram insurgency is just within the North East region. wink
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 11:22pm On Jul 26, 2015
kinglekan:


Are you indirectly referring to my humble self?

Well some attributes though, can't blame me for having his genes. wink

Hehehehe And you're repping well on NL. wink grin

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Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Tashaamania(f): 11:23pm On Jul 26, 2015
darkenedrebel:


lol why? I was an Altar server from JSS1 to SSS1..
we had to memorize the Latin chants if we wanted to pass the mass serving exam then grin

I can recite O salutaris & Tartum Ergo without even thinking about it & you say it doesn't fit me. hehe
you are lucky you aren't one of the Mary league girls in my parish grin


so you at home now or still in school?
OK! This is sooo weird..
You attended a seminary school? shocked


In school..
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 11:43pm On Jul 26, 2015
Tashaamania:

OK! This is sooo weird..
You attended a seminary school? shocked


In school..


all Catholic secondary schools are minor seminaries. If you wanted to become a priest - you further your studies at a Major Seminary[equivalent to a university] I only went to a minor seminary- not Major..


you never visited this thread. I just got curious ...I see that sinzuuu dude has been trying to find his way into your skinny arms ever since I broke up with you grin

....
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by mirexxx(f): 12:07am On Jul 27, 2015
kinglekan:
Lag is same as always. Hustle and bustle neva stops. smiley
aww! its fun tho wink
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by KingTom(m): 12:54am On Jul 27, 2015
Peace and quiet, finally! Bliss cool grin
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 3:12am On Jul 27, 2015
LadyBoss1:


Im a size 6 think my feet mite be too big hehehe
Miss ya more .. Miss d girls but aye what can i do (chiam55 still miss ya bish tongue)
Dollar chilling in the safe cool

I see you bosslady kiss

Cherryice love of my life miss u much girlkisskisskiss

Sinizia hope you're well!
Deejavuu I miss you hun I hope you're well kiss

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Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrsChima(f): 5:14am On Jul 27, 2015
Chiam55:


I see you bosslady kiss

Cherryice love of my life miss u much girlkisskisskiss

Sinizia hope you're well!
Deejavuu I miss you hun I hope you're well kiss

You came up from the dick huh to speak? grin
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 7:16am On Jul 27, 2015
Dumb undecided
MrsChima:


You came up from the dick huh to speak? grin

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Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Deejavuu(f): 7:48am On Jul 27, 2015
Chiam55:


I see you bosslady kiss

Cherry..ice love of my life miss u much girlkisskisskiss

Sinizia hope you're well!
Deeja..vuu I miss you hun I hope you're well kiss

Awww yeah babe I'm fine. Missed you loads too. kiss

Busy hun? Hope you're well too
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 8:02am On Jul 27, 2015
2dice:
hehehehe ...a.boki tie wrapper cheesy
Married to Christ but u stay u love staying with Dem Yur ale'sss abi .. cheesy
Which do u attend? ...

sad sad sad

Gud a.m
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 8:02am On Jul 27, 2015
Johnnoah1st:
HEY! dear wats up

Swiri.....gud a.m kiss
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Johnnoah1st: 8:06am On Jul 27, 2015
adeh39:

Swiri.....gud a.m kiss
tanks, how was ur night?
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 8:08am On Jul 27, 2015
Johnnoah1st:
tanks, how was ur night?

Cool and u?
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by 2dice(m): 8:32am On Jul 27, 2015
adeh39:

sad sad sad
Gud a.m
morning honey...did you see what i sent you lastnight sad
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by 2dice(m): 8:32am On Jul 27, 2015
adeh39:

sad sad sad
Gud a.m
morning honey...did you see what i sent you lastnight sad
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by 2dice(m): 8:33am On Jul 27, 2015
KingTom:
Peace and quiet, finally! Bliss cool grin
boss you scarce passs Shekau Oo cheesy
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 8:37am On Jul 27, 2015
2dice:
morning honey...did you see what i sent you lastnight sad

Hun? shocked

I didn't see anything ooo.....how was ur night?
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by kinglekan: 8:42am On Jul 27, 2015
mirexxx:
aww! its fun tho wink
Ever been here? smiley
Good Morning dear
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by kinglekan: 8:43am On Jul 27, 2015
Halfrica Goodmorning, how you doing?
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 8:47am On Jul 27, 2015
Chiam55:


I see you bosslady kiss

Cherryice love of my life miss u much girlkisskisskiss

Sinizia hope you're well!
Deejavuu I miss you hun I hope you're well kiss
Welcome back smiley
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by 2dice(m): 8:51am On Jul 27, 2015
adeh39:


Hun? shocked

I didn't see anything ooo.....how was ur night?
ooh it was invisible to your mere eyes...
Didn't u notice you slept better lastnight cheesy ..
Was bad... u were on pant and Bra chasing me ... tongue
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 9:29am On Jul 27, 2015
kinglekan:

Halfrica Goodmorning, how you doing?

Morning ow are u grin
*old wolf*
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 9:34am On Jul 27, 2015
Tashaamania:

Lol I was only tryna make you open up. But, no wahala if you don't wanna..


Hahaha grin grin yeah more like it, I became pepper tolerant when I went to stay with an aunt who enjoys cooking with plenty pepper. Spent quite sometime with her. I just love my stews and noodles peppery sha.. others are just moderate.
Seems you travel alot. I pray my job entails travelling, but I doubt.
Morning swtpea. Knew i had to wake early so i had to call it a night but i'm sorry i slept off on youwink hope u aii? Wud've wished we could switch places if only u arent a med student cause i HATE travelling. And NO it doesnt entail alot of travelling. I'm going a abia to pick up a licence and i'll be back soon enough. Am on my way already inspite of the heavy downpour. Whatsup with u?
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by mirexxx(f): 9:37am On Jul 27, 2015
kinglekan:


Ever been here? smiley

Good Morning dear

nah I've never been to lag i heard its so much fun tho cheesy

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