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A Real Naija Guy by daben1(m): 8:47pm On Jul 30, 2015 |
When a naija guys sees a new message from an unknown number with a female profile picture; Girl: hi Matthew? Guy: hi Angel, watsup? Girl: i'm good, how was your day? Guy: dear, my day was fine, though a little bit stressful Girl: eeya, hope you're OK now? Guy: yea bae, hope you had a nice day? Girl: yea, it was awesome, so, have you eaten? Guy: yea, i have Girl: hope you kept mine? Guy: you know i will dear, you have a nice profile picture, to be honest, you're an Angel on Earth. Girl: thanks. Guy: so, what about hanging out this weekend? You know we haven't met Girl: BRO Mattheew, i just want to invite to our mid-week program this Wednesday, it's going to be wonderful Guy: mid-week program, Who's this? Girl: Oh! I forgot to tell you my name, I'm SISTER Joy from Deeper life church, we met in the church last sunday. after 10 minutes Girl: Bro matthew! Are you there? After 20 minutes Girl: Bro matthew!! After 10 minutes Guy: yes! Girl: are you coming for the church program? Guy: Oh! I'm sorry, this is not matthew, i found this phone on the ground, so the owner is yet to come for it. Good night!! Lolll, proudly naija guy! |
Re: A Real Naija Guy by daben1(m): 8:48pm On Jul 30, 2015 |
daben1: |
Re: A Real Naija Guy by Abdullateef77(m): 8:49pm On Jul 30, 2015 |
Re: A Real Naija Guy by naijaboiy: 8:49pm On Jul 30, 2015 |
LoL! 1 Like |
Re: A Real Naija Guy by Nobody: 8:50pm On Jul 30, 2015 |
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Re: A Real Naija Guy by DTOBS(m): 8:54pm On Jul 30, 2015 |
Night of lols... 1 Like |
Re: A Real Naija Guy by Nobody: 9:03pm On Jul 30, 2015 |
Arrant fvcking nonsense! 4 Likes |
Re: A Real Naija Guy by chomytex(f): 9:07pm On Jul 30, 2015 |
Hehehe,op expect more bashing. *sipping my smirnoff ice* 1 Like |
Re: A Real Naija Guy by Gurgle(f): 9:11pm On Jul 30, 2015 |
Blackett: the system I'm using cant support your characteristically moody font its using a really ugly one instead 1 Like |
Re: A Real Naija Guy by tpiander: 9:12pm On Jul 30, 2015 |
what's with the attempts at humour nowadays. 2 Likes |
Re: A Real Naija Guy by Nobody: 9:13pm On Jul 30, 2015 |
Gurgle:Upgrade that archaic piece of plastic you call a "system". . . 2 Likes |
Re: A Real Naija Guy by Gurgle(f): 9:14pm On Jul 30, 2015 |
Blackett: Lol will do 2 Likes |
Re: A Real Naija Guy by daben1(m): 9:33pm On Jul 30, 2015 |
Blackett:being asinine is not the best way to gain attention, grow up and behave mature 1 Like |
Re: A Real Naija Guy by Nobody: 9:36pm On Jul 30, 2015 |
daben1:You're an _idiot. . . Is there much you can do about what I just said? 2 Likes |
Re: A Real Naija Guy by daben1(m): 9:45pm On Jul 30, 2015 |
Blackett:lol... I'll just ignore your vituperations and impudence, cus you ain't worth exchanging words with |
Re: A Real Naija Guy by therealdeal10: 9:51pm On Jul 30, 2015 |
Op really funny bt 2ru 1 Like |
Re: A Real Naija Guy by Nobody: 9:54pm On Jul 30, 2015 |
daben1:Newsflash, dummy: You've quoted me twice already. How about you log off and go rest your dumb brain, and then come back to create a much more meaningful thread much later? Don't be tempted to reply. . . You're supposed to ignore me. . . Ewu can beer. 1 Like |
Re: A Real Naija Guy by Nobody: 10:27pm On Jul 30, 2015 |
Blackett:who borrowed ur sense of humour? |
Re: A Real Naija Guy by Nobody: 10:29pm On Jul 30, 2015 |
justified19:You have a problem with that? |
Re: A Real Naija Guy by Nobody: 7:25am On Jul 31, 2015 |
Blackett:u av nt answered d question |
Re: A Real Naija Guy by mrkay101(m): 2:18pm On Jul 31, 2015 |
Op dats a total fail.. A real Naija guy would still want to set That P.. |
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