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Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 11:46pm On Aug 01, 2015
kinglekan:


That's cos u take it off quickly like say dem dey pursue u. Ur fine face won't save u from getting raped tho. tongue

It would even make it sweeter. grin grin

Oya put d full one lemme c na. smiley

U think say i go fear rape? cheesy **bottles dey naw***ok lemme put d one with ny face.
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by 2dice(m): 11:47pm On Aug 01, 2015
MhizDeedy:



Lol cheesy goan pet ur wife jare
well she loves 3some ...2 ladies ... she likes you already *HECtor* no vex ooo ...tongue
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by 2dice(m): 11:48pm On Aug 01, 2015
redgem:

Ya...will go for 2nd service
ooh catholic?? ...*holy Mary pray for us* cheesy
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 11:48pm On Aug 01, 2015
prettythicksme:
Waterbed shocked for ya drm? cheesy

I can see there's no church for you tomorrow... or are you a witch?
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by 2dice(m): 11:50pm On Aug 01, 2015
MhizDeedy:



Lmao pls don't put ur crush's faults in my life
lol... Oya which one of Dem is not true *No lies?
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by redgem(f): 11:51pm On Aug 01, 2015
2dice:
ooh catholic?? ...*holy Mary pray for us* cheesy

I'm not a catholic
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 11:52pm On Aug 01, 2015
Cutehector:
nope... I"m feeling u already

Lol

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Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 11:52pm On Aug 01, 2015
darkenedrebel:



I can see there's no church for you tomorrow... or are you a witch?
I slept in d afternoon,my church service start by 10am!no rushing! cheesy
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 11:53pm On Aug 01, 2015
2dice:
ooh catholic?? ...*holy Mary pray for us* cheesy

Catholics refer to it as mass not service

except on Good Fridays
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 11:53pm On Aug 01, 2015
2dice:
well she loves 3some ...2 ladies ... she likes you already *HECtor* no vex ooo ...tongue


Lol I wil say nothing

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Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Cutehector(m): 11:54pm On Aug 01, 2015
MhizDeedy:


Lol
comon deedy, we can't just hav dis convo and it evaporates into thin air jus like dat...
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 11:55pm On Aug 01, 2015
2dice:
lol... Oya which one of Dem is not true *No lies?


Lol none of them

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Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 11:56pm On Aug 01, 2015
prettythicksme:
I slept in d afternoon,my church service start by 10am!no rushing! cheesy

service by 10am? so you'd return say around 1pm?

that's kinda late.. If I'm going to any church I'd prefer the service starts as early as 6/7am

& how could you have slept in the afternoon when you told me you visited your elder sister? lie much?
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 11:58pm On Aug 01, 2015
darkenedrebel:


service by 10am? so you'd return say around 1pm?

that's kinda late.. If I going to any church I'd prefer the service starts as early as 6/7am

& how could you have slept in the afternoon when you told me you visited your elder sister? lie much?
I slept bf i went to her place!yea we close by 1pm.
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by kinglekan: 12:00am On Aug 02, 2015
prettythicksme:
U think say i go fear rape? cheesy **bottles dey naw***ok lemme put d one with ny face.

Finally she puts it up. smiley
See her innocent look, stubborn sumbori.

Did u just send a flying roach to come attack me cos of the fear of being raped? undecided

Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 12:02am On Aug 02, 2015
kinglekan:


Finally she puts it up. smiley
See her innocent look, stubborn sumbori.

Did u just send a flying roach to come attack me cos of the fear of being raped? undecided


wanna take it down now!roach too small for me to send to u cheesy
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by 2dice(m): 12:02am On Aug 02, 2015
darkenedrebel:

Catholics refer to it as mass not service
except on Good Fridays
aiite man... All na desame ... Are u one?
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 12:02am On Aug 02, 2015
Cutehector:
comon deedy, we can't just hav dis convo and it evaporates into thin air jus like dat...


Lol boy goodnite grin cheesy

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Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by 2dice(m): 12:04am On Aug 02, 2015
redgem:

I'm not a catholic
ok which church do you attend ? *whisperrit to me *
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 12:04am On Aug 02, 2015
prettythicksme:
I slept bf i went to her place!yea we close by 1pm.

Alright.. .. pray for me tomorrow grin
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 12:04am On Aug 02, 2015
2dice:
aiite man... All na desame ... Are u one?
No I'm not
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 12:06am On Aug 02, 2015
darkenedrebel:


Alright.. .. pray for me tomorrow grin
oh yea!i will cos u really need prayer cheesy cheesy sometimes u get chinchin for head!
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by 2dice(m): 12:07am On Aug 02, 2015
MhizDeedy:


Lol I wil say nothing
ooh you wanna snatch my wife lool ... She will lure you to my den tongue *MyWife-Loves-Me-Scatter
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by 2dice(m): 12:08am On Aug 02, 2015
darkenedrebel:

No I'm not
aiite which church do you attend??
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 12:09am On Aug 02, 2015
2dice:
aiite which church do you attend??

I'm not a church-goer
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 12:09am On Aug 02, 2015
2dice:
ooh you wanna snatch my wife lool ...
She will lure you to my den tongue
*MyWife-Loves-Me-Scatter


Lol i will nuh still say anything cheesy

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Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by 2dice(m): 12:12am On Aug 02, 2015
MhizDeedy:



Lol i will nuh still say anything cheesy
well but you typing something .. Anyways caasssh you later ..
*dont dream about my wife ooo...
*and don't wet the Bed tongue
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by kinglekan: 12:13am On Aug 02, 2015
prettythicksme:
wanna take it down now!roach too small for me to send to u cheesy

U already did. Wetin dey always pursue u sef? Are u shy? tongue

I killed the flying roach, smeared all its brain on the floor. Next time send yourself. angry
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by 2dice(m): 12:14am On Aug 02, 2015
darkenedrebel:



I'm not a church-goer
hmmn... Seems every youth Christian don't go to church disss days ...even the Sunday na helele cheesy
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 12:15am On Aug 02, 2015
2dice:
well but you typing something .. Anyways caasssh you later ..
*dont dream about my wife ooo...
*and don't wet the Bed tongue

Lmao I will fly ova by 2 am to meet ur wife I love pretty mamas too tongue


Goodnyt

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Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 12:18am On Aug 02, 2015
kinglekan:


U already did. Wetin dey always pursue u sef? Are u shy? tongue

I killed the flying roach, smeared all its brain on the floor. Next time send yourself. angry

yes very shy cos i no fine cheesy oh i should send myself,so u can.... lipsrsealed cheesy
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Gurgle(f): 12:18am On Aug 02, 2015
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