Home sweet home.

Gurgle:


From your post and your general way of speaking I get the feeling that youre Igbo?




I understand, but why do you need to include it in your work. Why cant you meet women outside

I am not Igbo, but I do admire enterprise mindsets. I am married, and wives are suspicious of any calls from any other lady outside work place staff. Secretaries are perfect. They genuinely care about both personal and official wellbeing of Bosses.

Atlantian:
I am not Igbo, but I do admire enterprise mindsets. I am married, and wives are suspicious of any calls from any other lady outside work place staff. Secretaries are perfect. They genuinely care about both personal and official wellbeing of Bosses.

What

but don't you feel bad for your wife

Gurgle:


What

but don't you feel bad for your wife

Feel bad how ? My wife lives and works in US.

Atlantian:
Feel bad how ? My wife lives and works in US.

Ok. but if she was here would you still do that

Gurgle:


Ok. but if she was here would you still do that

No, there would have been no need for it.

Atlantian:
No, there would have been no need for it.

Ok. I don't know what else to say apart from I dont agree that this warrants sleeping with somebody you employed

Gurgle:


Ok. I don't know what else to say apart from I dont agree that this warrants sleeping with somebody you employed

I cant get just any lady to my house. Any girl coming close to me have to pass the verifications and due diligence. So, undergoing the HR scrutiny, address verification and Guarantor screening ensures that I feel safe. Some of us are considered prime targets for blackmail.

Atlantian:
I cant get just any lady to my house. Any girl coming close to me have to pass the verifications and due diligence. So, undergoing the HR scrutiny, address verification and Guarantor screening ensures that I feel safe. Some of us are considered prime targets for blackmail.

Lol. I still don't know what to say

So how many women have gone through this

Do you make them sign a privacy clause?

Gurgle:


Lol. I still don't know what to say

So how many women have gone through this

Do you make them sign a privacy clause?

Usually, I make sure that I explain that it is a 'no-strings-attached' relationship. I will make offer of between 100k to 150k 'maintenance allowance' excluding the official salary. I am yet to see a lady rejecting the offer. I will open the safe and take 3 months allowance and put on the desk. And I will say, let's say you are in agreement, this is 3 month's upfront payment, but you will sign a little 'no pregnancy'-'no ties'-'this is just a game' contract with me. And you are free to stop any time. I wont disturb your relationship and you dont disturb mine. I have never seen anyone turn down the offer, but I make sure that as soon as its signed, I will burn it in her presence and tell her these words. "I trust you". It works the magic and seems occultic. They stay loyal to my surprise.

Atlantian:
Usually, I make sure that I explain that it is a 'no-strings-attached' relationship. I will make offer of between 100k to 150k 'maintenance allowance' excluding the official salary. I am yet to see a lady rejecting the offer. I will open the safe and take 3 months allowance and put on the desk. And I will say, let's say you are in agreement, this is 3 month's upfront payment, but you will sign a little 'no pregnancy'-'no ties'-'this is just a game' contract with me. And you are free to stop any time. I wont disturb your relationship and you dont disturb mine. I have never seen anyone turn down the offer, but I make sure that as soon as its signed, I will burn it in her presence and tell her these words. "I trust you". It works the magic and seems occultic. They stay loyal to my surprise.

lol im starting to think youre pulling my leg

so do you see yourself as a player? I mean before you married, were you a womaniser? and what is your age bracket, if you dont mind me asking?

Calabar? Bini?

Gurgle:


lol im starting to think youre pulling my leg

so do you see yourself as a player? I mean before you married, were you a womaniser? and what is your age bracket, if you dont mind me asking?

Calabar? Bini?

Unbelievable..right ? That's exactly the fantasy that catches women. It's like a movie playing out in real life. I never womanized before I got married. I married my childhood friend. And before you ask, its not money that changed me. I was already a millionaire at 25 but never womanized. I hate womanizing, which is why I chose to do this. If I was careless, It would have been every other girl at the club at every other night. I am 35 today. Today is actually my birthday. I got calls from GSM company and DSTV and also my wife and my secretary. That is the truth. Guess what ? There will be no partying, and no night out. That is how disciplined I am.

Atlantian:


Unbelievable..right ? That's exactly the fantasy that catches women. It's like a movie playing out in real life. I never womanized before I got married. I married my childhood friend. And before you ask, its not money that changed me. I was already a millionaire at 25 but never womanized. I hate womanizing, which is why I chose to do this. If I was careless, It would have been every other girl at the club at every other night. I am 35 today. Today is actually my birthday. I got calls from GSM company and DSTV and also my wife and my secretary. That is the truth. Guess what ? There will be no partying, and no night out. That is how disciplined I am.

Oh, happy birthday sha

So are you famous or something? why should DSTV call you

Gurgle:


Oh, happy birthday sha

So are you famous or something? why should DSTV call you

Thanks. Actually, both the Abuja and Lagos offices of DSTV called. My GSM company, Etisalat called and also sent me bonus call and SMS time while wishing me HBD. I thought it is normal though. I am not famous, but may be I recharge my phone a lot, and about DSTV I am on the highest bouquet and I pay annually, I guess that could be the reason.

Atlantian:
Thanks. Actually, both the Abuja and Lagos offices of DSTV called. My GSM company, Etisalat called and also sent me bonus call and SMS time while wishing me HBD. I thought it is normal though. I am not famous, but may be I recharge my phone a lot, and about DSTV I am on the highest bouquet and I pay annually, I guess that could be the reason.

Ok. So what will you do today

Theres nothing wrong with a night out with friends, on your birthday. Doing so doesn't make you undisciplined

Is your wife in US out of her own choice or did you install her there

Gurgle:


Oh, happy birthday sha

So are you famous or something? why should DSTV call you

Theres nothing wrong with a night out with friends, on your birthday. Doing so doesn't make you indisciplined

Is your wife in US out of her own choice or did you install her there

It's just a phobia for nights. Our choice as a couple, but its a touch challenge, she wants me to spend more time with her there, but I love to work, I like to make more money. I wanna retire from active business in 5yrs.

Gurgle:


Ok. So what will you do today

Theres nothing wrong with a night out with friends, on your birthday. Doing so doesn't make you undisciplined

Is your wife in US out of her own choice or did you install her there

I will not step out of my home today. I will be here online, then I will be watching documentaries on TV and at night, I might invite a friend or two to come and share a bottle of martini. That's it.

Atlantian:
It's just a phobia for nights. Our choice as a couple, but its a touch challenge, she wants me to spend more time with her there, but I love to work, I like to make more money. I wanna retire from active business in 5yrs.

Ok. After 5 years will you join her? And thereafter cease philandering?

Gurgle:


Ok. After 5 years will you join her? And thereafter cease philandering?

Philandering ? Is that what you think I am doing ? I visit the US 3 times a year, and she comes anytime she feels like. There is always a return ticket. In 5 yrs I hope to have built a venture capitalist empire that can run itself. I will decide either politics or go for a PhD then.

Atlantian:
I will not step out of my home today. I will be here online, then I will be watching documentaries on TV and at night, I might invite a friend or two to come and share a bottle of martini. That's it.

Ok

hmm but you sound quite good apart from the secretary thing

Do you smoke? or gamble

Or get angry easily

Gurgle:


Ok

hmm but you sound quite good apart from the secretary thing

Do you smoke? or gamble

Or get angry easily

I do not smoke, I do not gamble and I have learnt over the years that anger is one of the 5 passions of the mind. So I do not allow myself to get angered. I take responsibility even for other people's mistakes.

Atlantian:
Philandering ? Is that what you think I am doing ? I visit the US 3 times a year, and she comes anytime she feels like. There is always a return ticket. In 5 yrs I hope to have built a venture capitalist empire that can run itself. I will decide either politics or go for a PhD then.

Well what do you call it?!

Politics. how high do you want to go

So don't you feel anxious knowing she could just drop in any time

Atlantian:

I do not smoke, I do not gamble and I have learnt over the years that anger is one of the 5 passions of the mind. So I do not allow myself to get angered. I take responsibility even for other people's mistakes.

Ok o

Gurgle:


Well what do you call it?!

Politics. how high do you want to go

So don't you feel anxious knowing she could just drop in any time

I call it the necessary elixir to keep me sane, stable and compassionate. The best way to really affect the lives of the people, my people, is the Governorship position. If there adversaries are much, then I will resort to making sure I am close enough to the government to effect positive changes to the society. There is no reason I shouldnt be successful as Governor no doubts. The present crop of politicians actually have lower EIQ than myself apart from few of them.

Oh no, I do not feel anxious, I could tell her the truth if there is need to, and I am sure we can get pass that. Like I said, I married a childhood friend. The worst thing that can happen is divorce and I will gladly give her half of everything I have, and I will not feel bad, because she is my friend.

Atlantian:


I call it the necessary elixir to keep me sane, stable and compassionate. The best way to really affect the lives of the people, my people, is the Governorship position. If there adversaries are much, then I will resort to making sure I am close enough to the government to effect positive changes to the society. There is no reason I shouldnt be successful as Governor no doubts. The present crop of politicians actually have lower EIQ than myself apart from few of them.

Oh no, I do not feel anxious, I could tell her the truth if there is need to, and I am sure we can get pass that. Like I said, I married a childhood friend. The worst thing that can happen is divorce and I will gladly give her half of everything I have, and I will not feel bad, because she is my friend.

Do you think you'd go insane without it

I think its better to be behind or very close to the government, rather than actually be in it. The actual government is being held by puppet masters a lot of the time

But wont you feel bad that your marriage broke unnecessarily. and that you hurt her

Gurgle:


Do you think you'd go insane without it

I think its better to be behind or very close to the government, rather than actually be in it. The actual government is being held by puppet masters a lot of the time

But wont you feel bad that your marriage broke unnecessarily. and that you hurt her

Not insane but emotionally distraught.

That will be an option.

Fee bad ? Yes, that is the worst case scenario but life has to gone on eventually.

Atlantian:


Not insane but emotionally distraught.

That will be an option.

Fee bad ? Yes, that is the worst case scenario but life has to gone on eventually.

Ok. so if your wife asks you one day, have you ever been with anyone else, will you tell her?

Lol I wish I could be as calm as you

Gurgle:


Ok. so if your wife asks you one day, have you ever been with anyone else, will you tell her?

Lol I wish I could be as calm as you

I will tell her Yes, I have. She is my friend. In marriages, certain questions are never asked. It heralds insecurity.

Atlantian:
I will tell her Yes, I have. She is my friend. In marriages, certain questions are never asked. It heralds insecurity.

So are there things you don't ask her

I cant believe this conversation we're having

Gurgle:


So are there things you don't ask her

I cant believe this conversation we're having

There are questions she cant ask me, but there is no question I cant ask her. I can ask her any question because I can stand any response, but if I realize, based on her frame of mind at any given time, that my question will puncture the foundation of our union, then such question will be rebuffed, I will categorically retort that such questions do not exist.

For example: Did you sleep with my friend Madonna, when I sent her to come and deliver the boxers I bought for you ?

My response will be: "That question does not exist".


But if the question is; Have you had sex with any woman during my sojourn, I will say, Yes, a chinese girl during my visit to Beijing.

Atlantian:
There are questions she cant ask me, but there is no question I cant ask her. I can ask her any question because I can stand any response, but if I realize, based on her frame of mind at any given time, that my question will puncture the foundation of our union, then such question will be rebuffed, I will categorically retort that such questions do not exist.

For example: Did you sleep with my friend Madonna, when I sent her to come and deliver the boxers I bought for you ?

My response will be: "That question does not exist".


But if the question is; Have you had sex with any woman during my sojourn, I will say, Yes, a chinese girl during my visit to Beijing.

.

Gurgle:


but did you? sleep with her friend

That question, does not exist.