Atlantian:
That question, does not exist.

Dygeasy:
Tohpahz, good morning. Please you've got mail.

kinglekan:

Happy New Month Bruv!!

Niklausa:

Who am I?

chisonu:
Happy new month to u all, hw r u ladyboss1, jacksparrow,cuteberie, if I no mention ur name no vess. Lolz

Sveen:
The most controversial character Nairaland has ever homed.

MrsChima:
Why do guys grilled you on not picking the calls but expect you to understand why they don't picked your calls?

Truckpusher:
Home sweet home.

Niklausa:


Didn't you do english in school? What's all this gibberish?

MrsChima:


Did you get the dick from your throat bish?

English enough?

Niklausa:


Write in correct, understandable english, you silly_bitch.

Niklausa:


Really?

MrsChima:


What is the correct way to ask if you have taken the dick from your throat?

Frumpy bodied bish!

Gurgle:


Gosh anyway. lets edit that post

MrsChima:
Ronald4 lif!!! I must speak with you bro!

Niklausa:


Shut up hag. Is bish your husbands name? Or is that the only word in your depleted vocabulary?

Crazy ghetto woman.

MrsChima:

Your mouth is older than me frumpy bish!

SonofMark have slayed you into a male moniker Missvlassy? You couldn't be more classy if it was programmed into your dense skull!

SonofMark has slaughtered you on your lack of pristine vocabulary and grammar! He has gotten you on edge!

ronald4lif:


Hello, our darling wife, is everything alright?

Niklausa:


What is this fools tale you are spewing, hag?

It seems you have finally been consumed by your craziness and inherent idiocy.

Niklausa:


What is this fools tale you are spewing, hag?

It seems you have finally been consumed by your craziness and inherent idiocy.

MrsChima:
Kinglekan! I need some hands.

You just can't do without missing me ryt?

So oga chimo don dey suspect sey u dey play away match? Well guess he isn't far from the truth.

MrsChima:


ho.

MrsChima:


Check this out...I went to the store to get some items and I didn't hear the phone when my husband called. I saw that he has called an hour later because I was busy in the store.

I called him back only to get 20 questions why I haven't picked his calls. I told him to wait until I get home we will talk. We had the discussion and we solved the issue however why when I called him at times and he doesn't picked up the calls, I have to be understanding and not ask questions? I have noticed my brother do that with his wife so my question to you...is that a man's thing?

Truckpusher:
Yes ma'am .

What's on the menu list tonight?

wristbangle:


Good pm boss.

Did u receive my PM?

winetapper:
Good evening Ma, permit me to Answer this..
It depends on the temperament of your husband..Maybe he is protective and a Jealous type or maybe he doesnt trust you well enough or rather you didnt tell him where you where going..
If its a Man's thing Yes ma it is.
But depends on his temperament.. Example i am your type of husband.. To the extent i wouldnt allow her wear too much makeup and sexy wears not she wount look good on them.. I dont want too much eyes on her..

Happy sunday