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9 Common Ways Youths React In Church Wen D Preacher Is Preaching Against Sex by christopheru(m): 7:54pm On Aug 03, 2015 |
NB:Please, note that not all youths behave like this, but a generality/large percentage of them do. So let’s get started 1. They are overly Quiet I don’t know if I’m the only one that has noticed this. This reminds me of our sermon which main thrust of discussion centred on fornication. You need to see the way studentswere so quiet. The fellowship was twice as quiet as the normal way. They pretended to be seriously concentrating on the message as a disguise for their misdeed. No side talks, nothing nothing. Lolxxx 2. They Pay less attention to the Pastor Specifically, guys are always very timid when sitting beside a chic and their pastor starts warning them against engaging in premarital s*x. You will see some of them will bend their heads and will focus on their phones. Dem go enter BBM or whatsapp sharp sharp. This is because the sermon does not interest them. Lolxx 3. They Will Tell Their Friends That The Sermon Was Boring After such a sermon, on your way to the villa, try ask your peeps if they enjoyed the sermon, and I’m sure that the response you are most likely to get is that, “the pastor just dey fall our hand ni jawe, I no just gbadun the service at all 4. They Adjust their sitting posture This is not an exaggeration. During such a sermon, some of them will keep adjusting their sitting posture until the sermon ends. They can adjust their sitting posture 200 times before the sermon ends 5. They keep Looking at their wristwatches Even if the sermon will last for only 10 minutes , it’s usually very boring to them. They will keep looking at their wristwatches at intervals, as if they don’t want to miss their flight. Their wish is that the preacher should put the sermon to an end so quickly. 6. They Won’t Step to the Altar for the ForgivenessOf their Sins Take example, the pastor asks those who have been swimming in fornication to step to the alta and ask for the forgiveness of their sins. Dem go begin give the pastor one kind strange look like say dem wan beat am up. Despite the fact that we know that we are in an era where s*x is the thing invoke; they will not come out laye laye !!!.. In some cases only one or two persons will summon the courage to step out. 7. The Ladies Normally Pay Maximum Attention To The Preacher Specifically, ladies give maximum attention to the sermon the moment the preacher starts giving them the tricks guy normally use to coarse them into s*x and dump them afterwards. You will see the ladies shaking their heads in amazement. While you see the boys looking as if they should grab the pastor and tear him to pieces 8. They look unhappy I don’t know if I’m the only one that has noticed this. During financial prosperity sermon, the church seems to be lively but reverse is the case during fornication sermon. There’s an expression of guilt on the faces of virtually all youths (not all though). 9. They Laugh sheepishly The ones that will keep laughing hysterically, making jest of other ladies in the church that their friends have met with not minding the fact that they’re guilty too. ..Lalasticlala.. Add urs ![]() |
Re: 9 Common Ways Youths React In Church Wen D Preacher Is Preaching Against Sex by Nobody: 7:55pm On Aug 03, 2015 |
lmao!! ![]() ![]() my pastor was preaching to us abt sex before marriage, if u see hw he was castigating girls and guys who aren't virgins anymore... ![]() ![]() |
Re: 9 Common Ways Youths React In Church Wen D Preacher Is Preaching Against Sex by mecuzee(m): 7:56pm On Aug 03, 2015 |
Go and sin no more less a worse thing come on thee... U know yourself! |
Re: 9 Common Ways Youths React In Church Wen D Preacher Is Preaching Against Sex by Nobody: 7:56pm On Aug 03, 2015 |
[size=15pt]10• They begin to hail d pastor; These ones are mostly found in d technical dept and are very guilty of what d pastor is preaching against buh they keep shouting, "ride on pastor" "pastor tell them" "word pastor" ![]() ![]() |
Re: 9 Common Ways Youths React In Church Wen D Preacher Is Preaching Against Sex by Ufranklin92(m): 7:59pm On Aug 03, 2015 |
Number 1 is the only one that makes sense |
Re: 9 Common Ways Youths React In Church Wen D Preacher Is Preaching Against Sex by christopheru(m): 7:59pm On Aug 03, 2015 |
D guy above me shaa.. ![]() |
Re: 9 Common Ways Youths React In Church Wen D Preacher Is Preaching Against Sex by Heromaniaa: 8:06pm On Aug 03, 2015 |
the boys place their Bible on their Laps to suppress the rise of IDI AMIN. The girls make effort to avoid their bf's gaze. |
Re: 9 Common Ways Youths React In Church Wen D Preacher Is Preaching Against Sex by christopheru(m): 8:11pm On Aug 03, 2015 |
EroticAngelina: Sis kemi badt ooo ![]() |
Re: 9 Common Ways Youths React In Church Wen D Preacher Is Preaching Against Sex by Nobody: 8:12pm On Aug 03, 2015 |
christopheru:I swear ![]() |
Re: 9 Common Ways Youths React In Church Wen D Preacher Is Preaching Against Sex by IamLEGEND1: 8:14pm On Aug 03, 2015 |
na to start dey draw pattern for ground with ur toes or with broom.... |
Re: 9 Common Ways Youths React In Church Wen D Preacher Is Preaching Against Sex by christopheru(m): 9:04pm On Aug 03, 2015 |
Na to dey make eyes like Guilty tortoise. ![]() |
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