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Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 11:43pm On Aug 03, 2015
pbs4real:
hahahagrin nw this is some friggrin
she wont dare deny it grin
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 11:44pm On Aug 03, 2015
pbs4real:
hahahagrin nw this is some friggrin
So u believe sinnzu? cheesy
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 11:45pm On Aug 03, 2015
prettythicksme:
shocked like seriously?u must b kidding!!
me? Kid?? Nah... How many panties have u taken off tonight alone? Be honest smiley
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 11:46pm On Aug 03, 2015
FriedPlantain:
but how can your name be "pretttthickme" then you claim to have to have a dry yansh?

Have you been laughing your _ass off too much of late or something? grin
I thick for one place but wont reveal dat to u!! cheesy my moniker fit me wella,so no doubt!! cheesy
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 11:46pm On Aug 03, 2015
Sinnzu:
me? Kid?? Nah... How many panties have u taken off tonight alone? Be honest smiley
200 undecided cheesy cheesy
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 11:50pm On Aug 03, 2015
prettythicksme:
200 undecided cheesy cheesy
haba, all your panties combined are not even up to 200 naw? Take am sofri abeg.
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 11:52pm On Aug 03, 2015
prettythicksme:
I thick for one place but wont reveal dat to u!! cheesy
Lemme guess.... ... .. your head? grin


Thick girls with flat yansh are a big turnoff except maybe you are Ishilove. I know you are joking though. tongue

Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 11:53pm On Aug 03, 2015
Softysparky, good afternoon. kiss
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 11:55pm On Aug 03, 2015
FriedPlantain:
Softysparky, good afternoon. kiss
Ma'nigga!
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by danbrowndmf(m): 11:58pm On Aug 03, 2015
Jacksparrow0712:
Not everything tho. But I like
lols ,u when I say everything ,u shuld knw am tryna give d song some hype..ts an apology song..
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 11:59pm On Aug 03, 2015
softysparky:

Ma'nigga!
How did your day go, ma'am? smiley
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by pbs4real(m): 12:01am On Aug 04, 2015
prettythicksme:
200 undecided cheesy cheesy
dt ur undies wey fit poison doz fishes for river.
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 12:08am On Aug 04, 2015
FriedPlantain:
How did your day go, ma'am? smiley
Stressful and boring, coupled with unacomplished mission.
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 12:19am On Aug 04, 2015
softysparky:

Stressful and boring, coupled with unacomplished mission.
Mine wasn't any better. Stressful, boring and annoying, coupled with unachieved targets as well. angry

If your day was so boring, why you never sleep? tongue
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by RobinHez(m): 12:20am On Aug 04, 2015
Teempakguy:
introduction to robotics. By Osama khatib. Stanford university. cheesy cheesy

Nice one.

tongue

Whu u dey try impress?
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 12:25am On Aug 04, 2015
FriedPlantain:
Mine wasn't any better. Stressful, boring and annoying, coupled with unachieved targets as well. angry

If your day was so boring, why you never sleep? tongue
Still angry that I can't even sleep.
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 12:25am On Aug 04, 2015
RobinHez:


tongue

Whu u dey try impress?
hehehehe grin grin

Walahi, I no get job.
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by RobinHez(m): 12:27am On Aug 04, 2015
Teempakguy:
hehehehe grin grin
Walahi, I no get job.
U beta find job o! No play with ya exam...cuz dat is the key to our future partnership angry
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 12:28am On Aug 04, 2015
softysparky:

Still angry that I can't even sleep.
should I sing you a beautiful Lullaby?

*clears throat*

I hope you dig fuji music? grin

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Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 12:30am On Aug 04, 2015
Lol. Don't mind me. I got the exaggeration. Just me tryna play around
danbrowndmf:
lols ,u when I say everything ,u shuld knw am tryna give d song some hype..ts an apology song..
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 12:31am On Aug 04, 2015
FriedPlantain:
should I sing you a beautiful Lullaby?

*clears throat*

I hope you dig fuji music? grin
That won't hurt. I need a massage too cos my back, neck and legs aches.
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 12:49am On Aug 04, 2015
softysparky:

That won't hurt. I need a massage too cos my back, neck and legs aches.
okay Lemme sing you

Here without you by my favorite band - 3 doors down *grabs a guitar and begins to serenade Softysparky*



As per the massage, would you prefer I use palm oil or diesel?
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 12:50am On Aug 04, 2015
RobinHez:

U beta find job o!
No play with ya exam...cuz dat is the key to our future partnership angry
cool cool
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 1:06am On Aug 04, 2015
Ishilove you no dey sleep? tongue
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Captainswag225(m): 1:07am On Aug 04, 2015
ishilove, go to bed. Its late
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Ishilove: 1:10am On Aug 04, 2015
FriedPlantain:
Ishilove you no dey sleep? tongue
Can't sleep.

Funny signature you have there smiley
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Ishilove: 1:10am On Aug 04, 2015
Captainswag225:
ishilove, go to bed. Its late
And what are you doing up? smiley
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Captainswag225(m): 1:14am On Aug 04, 2015
Ishilove:

And what are you doing up? smiley
am waiting for my gf online. Am sure ur man is looking for u in bed.
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Ishilove: 1:16am On Aug 04, 2015
Captainswag225:
am waiting for my gf online. Am sure ur man is looking for u in bed.
My man has got his own bed and I've got mine. They don't intersect smiley

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Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Captainswag225(m): 1:18am On Aug 04, 2015
Ishilove:

My man has got his own bed and I've got mine. They don't intersect smiley
interesting, i dont think i will allow that in my marriage tho unless we fyt..... Anyways, i jux hope u dont get sick from lack of sleep.
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 1:22am On Aug 04, 2015
Ishilove:

Can't sleep.

Funny signature you have there smiley
Thanks ma'am cool

Why can't you sleep? You are a female vampire or something? grin

Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Ishilove: 1:22am On Aug 04, 2015
Captainswag225:
interesting, i dont think i will allow that in my marriage tho unless we fyt..... Anyways, i jux hope u dont get sick from lack of sleep.
I think couples should have separate bedrooms. Sometimes you just need your alone time and that's when you can retire to your room to meditate. However, you can spend most times together, but when you feel like being alone, you stay in your separate rooms. You are married, true, but that doesn't mean you should lose your identity.

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