My name is Bolaji(not real name). There is a lady I've been dating for the past few years. We met when I was in 400l, she was in 100l then. She won't just stop telling me I'm the love of her heart and u know men nah I always tell her same though I had a very different motive for her then (chop and go system).
Years later I met another lady which I so much loved , i can nearly do sometyn without her for you to know how strong the love was .I went to my new gf's house one day and caught her red handed giving a man 'BJ' , I was like WTH. I called her name, she looked at me and continued with what she was doing, omG! I exclaimed so she's been cheating on me all this while I thought to myself .I called her the following day to know why she did that to me because she was the real love of my life and not the first lady , (surprisingly she picked the call lashed the hell out of me and hanged up), minutes later I received an SMS from her that I shouldn't bother to call her line again. I was in bad mood for almost 3 months, 3 what ? Yes 3 months .
I don't have any option than to return to my first girlfriend coz I was in my late 20's and needed a woman that would be my wife . I went to her apologised for all what has happened and she accepted me back. Though I ddnt love her so much but u know " when the preferable isn't alailable, then the available becomes prefarable " as time goes on I noticed she's eventually won over me I proposed to her formally in a nearby shopping mall and she accepted my proposal .
Moths later we fixed a date for our introduction but something terrible happened some days bfr that day which almost killed my relationship.
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Wanna take a cup of water pls
She called me to help her bring the USB cord she forgot at my side , I told her I wont be available until the next day which happenes to be Saturday . After doing all necessary things in my house ( u know Saturday nah, envirimantal day) then I left for her house, I got there and called her I'm inside, she said I should come straight to her room " sighs"
I passed through the sitting room and found nobody .
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As I entered her room, lo and behold I met her younger sister(more than19 years) in her bed putting on nothing( immediately my konji got erected ) As if that wasn't enough, she jumped up from bed and started moving towards me. I totally forgot what I came there for. She got me and u know (real smooching started ). Though she was the one doing it, I was just looking like a stabbed dommy ( that's double death ).
Some Seconds later I came back to my senses, (guy's brain ) I raised her up, looked into her sexy eyes and moved her to the bed, I raised up her legs and ..............( I didn't do anything o) dipped my hand into my pocket, immediately I realised I wasn't with my condom(s) ( e pain me reach my bones ) I got up from her and decided to get a condom from my car . I got to the sitting room and found my wife to be, her mother, her younger sisters and her younger brother .
The amazing part was they stood up and started clapping with happiness in there faces .
I was like WTH is happening .
My wife to be came to me hugged and gave me a passionate KISS( she nearly ate my lips ) . Then her mum called me ...BOLAJI, you are a very responsible man, u just passed the examination that most men will fail . Me: hmmmmmm, thank u ma
I laughed within me and said to myself in my language ...Yoruba ( wo awon mugu ) I would have taken out her fallopian tube if I was with at least a condom. ( personal thought )
The introduction went as we planned and we're are living happily with children now .

Misconception of Intentions Part I & II.
No 56 Iweka Road Onitsha, No 11-15 Alaba international market Lagos and No 6 pound road Aba..
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Smile....

chocolateme:
Misconception of Intentions Part I & II.
No 56 Iweka Road Onitsha, No 11-15 Alaba international market Lagos and No 6 pound road Aba..
Grab your copy Nowwwww!!!!

Book or film ?

Lol...I can't seem to believe this

I've read this joke a thousand and one times

usayab:
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ajantala:
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See them booking space on a useless thread

For ur mind abi @op

Its a stale story

Snowangel4:
For ur mind abi @op

it happened some years ago
bliv it or not

mtcheeew! text LIES to 2015 for more fiction

*yawns*..

Lolzzz

Old news

Don't tell me you didn't go back and bang that bit""ch

chocolateme:
Misconception of Intentions Part I & II.
No 56 Iweka Road Onitsha, No 11-15 Alaba international market Lagos and No 6 pound road Aba..
Grab your copy Nowwwww!!!!

u don watch nollywood film die!!

bolafez:
My name is Bolaji(not real name). There is a lady I've been dating for the past few years. We met when I was in 400l, she was in 100l then. She won't just stop telling me I'm the love of her heart and u know men nah I always tell her same though I had a very different motive for her then (chop and go system).
Years later I met another lady which I so much loved , i can nearly do sometyn without her for you to know how strong the love was .I went to my new gf's house one day and caught her red handed giving a man 'BJ' , I was like WTH. I called her name, she looked at me and continued with what she was doing, omG! I exclaimed so she's been cheating on me all this while I thought to myself .I called her the following day to know why she did that to me because she was the real love of my life and not the first lady , (surprisingly she picked the call lashed the hell out of me and hanged up), minutes later I received an SMS from her that I shouldn't bother to call her line again. I was in bad mood for almost 3 months, 3 what ? Yes 3 months .
I don't have any option than to return to my first girlfriend coz I was in my late 20's and needed a woman that would be my wife . I went to her apologised for all what has happened and she accepted me back. Though I ddnt love her so much but u know " when the preferable isn't alailable, then the available becomes prefarable " as time goes on I noticed she's eventually won over me I proposed to her formally in a nearby shopping mall and she accepted my proposal .
Moths later we fixed a date for our introduction but something terrible happened some days bfr that day which almost killed my relationship.
**********************************************************
Wanna take a cup of water pls
She called me to help her bring the USB cord she forgot at my side , I told her I wont be available until the next day which happenes to be Saturday . After doing all necessary things in my house ( u know Saturday nah, envirimantal day) then I left for her house, I got there and called her I'm inside, she said I should come straight to her room " sighs"
I passed through the sitting room and found nobody .
***************************************************
As I entered her room, lo and behold I met her younger sister(more than19 years) in her bed putting on nothing( immediately my konji got erected ) As if that wasn't enough, she jumped up from bed and started moving towards me. I totally forgot what I came there for. She got me and u know (real smooching started ). Though she was the one doing it, I was just looking like a stabbed dommy ( that's double death ).
Some Seconds later I came back to my senses, (guy's brain ) I raised her up, looked into her sexy eyes and moved her to the bed, I raised up her legs and ..............( I didn't do anything o) dipped my hand into my pocket, immediately I realised I wasn't with my condom(s) ( e pain me reach my bones ) I got up from her and decided to get a condom from my car . I got to the sitting room and found my wife to be, her mother, her younger sisters and her younger brother .
The amazing part was they stood up and started clapping with happiness in there faces .
I was like WTH is happening .
My wife to be came to me hugged and gave me a passionate KISS( she nearly ate my lips ) . Then her mum called me ...BOLAJI, you are a very responsible man, u just passed the examination that most men will fail . Me: hmmmmmm, thank u ma
I laughed within me and said to myself in my language ...Yoruba ( wo awon mugu ) I would have taken out her fallopian tube if I was with at least a condom. ( personal thought )
The introduction went as we planned and we're are living happily with children now .

The part wherr d younger sister came back secretly to meet u days later cos she loves how u did her
U kno i read the story book complete version
Why tell us half used gist

ivyT:




u don watch nollywood film die!!

lol

Nairalanders with una funny comments. I can't help but smile whenever i read comments from this blog. Una well done!

op,Espeak lekwe

So stale and old. @OP anyone that told you that you can write is your enemy. Never make this kind of silly attempt ever again

biz2get:
Don't tell me you didn't go back and bang that bit""ch

that will be done very soon ...lols

halfrica:





The part wherr d younger sister came back secretly to meet u days later cos she loves how u did her
U kno i read the story book complete version
Why tell us half used gist

take it easy bro

bolafez:



take it easy bro

Its sis ok

well lied.
we have seen this story before

halfrica:

Its sis ok

take It easy sis lols

halfrica:

Its sis ok

take It easy sis lols

Chai........... Having an erection

bolafez:

take It easy sis
lols

Dat smells berra

bolafez:

take It easy sis
lols

Dat smells berra
u kno?