Detecting The Relationship Status Of A Lady Through Her Disposition.


Well, I'm pretty sure you're acquainted with the mantra/maxim, "by their fruits, you shall know..."

Have you ever experienced or seen a pretty girl keep diving from one relationship status to another?

Today, Married; Tomorrow, Single; Saturday; Complicated; Sunday; Married to the Lord

If Yes, I guess you are with me on this

This is a common and abysmal situation and I hope to PINPOINT WHAT'S IN FOR THE GUYS.

The PURPOSE of this thread is:

1. To enlighten guys so they figure out the Ready and the Ripe girls lest they keep wasting their time around the heartless and 'homicidal' ones.

2. To understand the body language the lady who sincerely doesn't appreciate your presence and thus pull out as a big boy.

3. To reveal the tactical approach SOME 21st century ladies now use to cheat on guys, friend zone some and break the hearts of the rest.

Without much ado, let's get down to biz:

1. The Truly Engaged


Trust me, if you see them you'll know. Most, if not all always go around with their rings. While chatting with her, she notices when you're 5KM away to touching the soft spot of her heart, immediately no matter how cute you are, her replies are no longer frequent. She hardly reply you. Most times, she changes her dp flashing her engagement ring. That's telling you, Back Off! I respect that!


2. The Heart Broken

These set of ladies are everywhere, seriously. Most times, the reason is because they look out for the wrong things in a man. Their friends are not helping matters too- they all discuss guys with the latest cars, wears, houses; MUNDANE THINGS! This kind will see a hustling guy that loves her, friend zone him while she cheats with Mr. Bigboy. The hustling guy discovers, leaves her. The Big boy has other girlfriends, she discovers, feel cheated and walks away. She comes to NL and say, Guys are the same. Very funny! Miss Heart Broken acts repulsively towards guys. Her past experience was painful. Yea! Whose fault?


3. Single And Welcoming

She is always nice and kind hearted. You will not hear her say harsh words to guys. To her, "my maga may be watching; the wall have ears, you know."
You may think she is faking it when unlike most feminists supports the motion, " The man is the head and the woman is the "neck", lol ", She is not. She just wants a guy who would love her and not toy with her heart, perhaps godly. I guess, parental influence has its toll on her.


4. Relationship COMPLICATED

This type often have her standards she has created for her ideal man and trust me, she is no where near becoming that. You see her most of the times walking down with different guys and you wonder, This chick has a long list of suitors. Yes, she has. Most times, she has a not-so-nice temperament. (Whether pretty or not). She has a bad temper and doesn't know how to curb it. On social networks, quote her and she rants heaven and earth, calling you names. That kind of girl is a bomb going to a guy's life to happen; the plenty guys sees it and stylishly walks away. She doesn't understand. She even goes spiritual. That's not the way hun, be patient with others. Start sticking your neck for "strangers". Quit selfishness.


5. Middle Of Nowhere

This is not being the previous. This kind of girl is mostly a "girlie girl". She is just growing but wants that to happen in a hurry. She might have a "good body" but she is still a "child". Sincerely, they are in every social network. That's the kind four friends in one hostel are sleeping with. She is just a Learner. Hers is a step above being complicated. Have you watched the movie, LOST? She is Lost. Her type on Social network always use very "strong" and offensive language when angry. She hates the word, "Love". Some of them believe in love but in a nonexistent form. At 20, she is FULLY AWARE, if you know what I mean. My Advice: Quit all those sexual involvements you call Relationship by all means. You'll see a 19 year old girl saying she wants to "marry" just because of cohabitation. Wetin she sabi?


6. The Single And Desperate

Hmm. I do encourage this set of ladies to keep being focused by being and developing themselves and making good use of their time preparing to be a wife indeed. You see, those that revolt my candid words believe they can force a guy to love them and get into relationship with them through indulging in the following:

A. Trapping him with pregnancy.
B. Going unclad with an aim of enticing.
C. Going out with married men.
D. Enticing their friend's boyfriend etc.

The desperate type on Social network don't have patience. They discover you're upcoming and visionary, they delete you, shaperly! No time! Desperation blindfolds! Sister Patience, be patient!


7. The Flirty Flirts

Some call them, "olo...". I just don't use the word. Errrrm...it's not visible on the dp, you know. I believe, you need an extra skill to detect this kind who are there to drain the precious life outa your "battery". You can call them "Delilah" because they're subtle and cunning. They may not necessarily ask for cash but they get so affectionate with you that makes you think you've won gold...you dey dust! She laughs easily; rolls on you simply; smiles sweetly; plays care freely BUT her heart wanders widely. Do you still think you don't need an extra skill? May you not enter that One-Chance!


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The single and welcoming ones always confuses me. Most times I have the feeling they have a better guy waiting for them somewhere so be a cool friend to them and don't push(that's always what I tell myself) and very soon I become the good guy that runs around during her wedding , get introduced to the finally lucky fellow as the caring fellow(who doesn't want anything......lol)

The heartbroken types - I see them and never stay! I RUN

The desperate - never want to see them and they fake it and make it look as if they want to know where the relationship is heading and this request is made less than a week after meeting them - so sad

LKN;H}o
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No wonder I av been in wack rlshps*Sobs heavily*Shoulda known all diz b4 thnx OP.

kossyablaze:
Flawless

I like that word, thanks!

Oh God. I swear that this emusmith guy is too good!

I doff my hat for you.

Lmao @ in the "middle of no where"

The single and welcoming are the approachables who have tendency to have a guy put ring on her finger ASAP

wristbangle:
Oh God. I swear that this emusmith guy is too good!

I doff my hat for you.

Lmao @ in the "middle of no where"

The single and welcoming are the approachable that have tendency to have a guy put ring on her finger.

My boss!

Nice one OP

emusmith:


My boss!

My oga!

wristbangle:


My oga!

Just trying to exercise my fingers o

Sassybae:
Nice one OP

Fnx

hmmm...very ok


@ the flirty flirts is so funny, there are babes like that, it takes a sharp & smart guy not to fall into one chance with them.

Bn dealing with d heartbroken ones lately... Likewise d engaged... Well.. nice one o.p

Isaacmacdon:
Bn dealing with d heartbroken ones lately... Likewise d engaged... Well.. nice one o.p

Lool...it's not easy at'll ryt?

Midehi:
hmmm...very ok


@ the flirty flirts is so funny, there are babes like that, it takes a sharp & smart guy not to fall into one chance with them.

Hmm... That's right

DWJOBScom:
The single and welcoming ones always confuses me. Most times I have the feeling they have a better guy waiting for them somewhere so be a cool friend to them and don't push(that's always what I tell myself) and very soon I become the good guy that runs around during her wedding , get introduced to the finally lucky fellow as the caring fellow(who doesn't want anything......lol)

The heartbroken types - I see them and never stay! I RUN

The desperate - never want to see them and they fake it and make it look as if they want to know where the relationship is heading and this request is made less than a week after meeting them - so sad

The S&W ones: You should state your purpose naa
The issue is, you get to like them as a friend before you sat Jack Robinson

Op! That was a brilliant write up. I wonder wia our ladies have run to?

naijaboiy:
That number 7 ehn!

A girl will just be too free with you even on the first day of meeting. Although I'm not the type that's quick to judge and call her names because after all,,its what both of us will enjoy.

Now,,while that's a little bit relieving as it will make the work easier it's still somewhat a put off for me.

Put up a little defence before you give in so as to make the task a bit hard.

Even the Lion doesn't feel victorious when he gets a very easy prey to feed on.

That's true o...when it's easy, the victory might be abused

wow, nice write-up....

emusmith:


The S&W ones: You should state your purpose naa
The issue is, you get to like them as a friend before you sat Jack Robinson

Sometimes they tell u the kind of guys they like and these guys are not gentlemen in most cases or they want certain height, complexion.
Don't mind me - am a little shy , am only outspoken in my work place or with very close friends

naijaboiy:

Yea!

And from there you get the signal and walk away shaps.

If you've noticed,,it's most of those type of girls that end up becoming side chiqs. That's for the guys that were sharp enough to detect her type.

Hahahaha...You nailed it!
Sharp guys; 21st century guys

DWJOBScom:


Sometimes they tell u the type of kinds of guys they like and these guys are not gentlemen in most cases or they want certain height, complexion.
Don't mind me - am a little shy , am only outspoken in my work place or with very close friends

They discuss qualities with you and you know by yourself that you don't qualify...lol...very funny!

Shy ke?

bqlekan:
wow, nice write-up....

Fnx bro

am i no.4

Emusmith haf come again eoooooo... now tell me, which category are you chyking?

Nice 1 op

LaDivva:
Emusmith haf come again eoooooo... now tell me, which category are you chyking?

haha ...wey my drink na?