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Check This Out by RADDY1(m): 10:46pm On Aug 07, 2015 |
Imagine if ATM in Naija speak our dialect If U are in a sophisticated area like BANANA ISLAND, here is how the ATM would communicate; ATM: Welcome Mr. Adenuga. -Please, enter your secret number. -How much will you like to withdraw? Thank you for banking with us, Mr. Adenuga. …….but if you are in a place like MUSHIN, here is how it will respond; After a guy inserts his card, inputs his pin, ATM: Haaaaaaaaaaaa, Omo Iyami, -tuale baba agba, owo meji fun eyan kan -omo iya ma je ki won ri numba e...malogo -se o wa pa? Guy: Mo wa pa baje baje. ATM: Elo ni k’omo aye po jade? (guy inputs 10,000) ATM: (dispenses cash). Omo Iya, ma jeun lo ntie. In a place like IBADAN. An Ibadan woman inserts her card, inputs her secret code. ATM: (In Ibadan tone) -Ekabo Iyami,e ni soriburuku -e te numba yin ni kanmo kanmo -So nsure? -Elo le fe gba? (Woman enters N2,000) ATM: Iya, ko ma s’owo lapo yin ke! (Woman enters N2,000 again) ATM: Se ko nse afise? -Mo ro pe eti yin di? Mo so pe ko s’owo lapo yin. (For the third time, woman enters N2,000 again, thinking it was an error on the ATM’s part) ATM: (pauses for a while) mo ro pe ori yin ti buru -Oma saaro kutukutu ke. -Alawin laaro ojo aje. -To ba pe ko o to fa kadi re yo, emi ma a gbe je ni. -Alawin osi.kuro ko je ki awon olorire wa gbowo In a place like IJEBU A woman inserts her card & pin ATM: Omo alare, -elo ro nfe gba? (Woman enters N2,391.50K) ATM: Pause for about one minute, trying to understand the digits. After about a minute, ATM replies, ATM: Iya, mo nbo!! E je nsare lo wa shenji wa.. |
Re: Check This Out by ladyF(f): 10:49pm On Aug 07, 2015 |
Translation....maybe pls? |
Re: Check This Out by pragmatistm(m): 10:50pm On Aug 07, 2015 |
Just one word for you: creative. |
Re: Check This Out by debeo: 10:53pm On Aug 07, 2015 |
Lwkmd! This is v hilarious Just put spacing before the different dialects, it will make it easier to read Good one! |
Re: Check This Out by jeremiah505(m): 11:03pm On Aug 07, 2015 |
Smiles... Nicely put together... Good Job... |
Re: Check This Out by MzEspoir(f): 11:10pm On Aug 07, 2015 |
Nice one |
Re: Check This Out by RADDY1(m): 11:13pm On Aug 07, 2015 |
ladyF: IT WOULD TAKE A LOT OF TIME TO DO THAT....AND BESIDES THERE ARE SOME SLANGS THERE THAT CANNOT BE CHANGED TO ENGLISH LANGUAGE |
Re: Check This Out by DeHero1: 6:09am On Aug 08, 2015 |
That's funny... Only those that have ears 'heard' u. |
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