WinningSun:
signing in. awaiting corp member

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Shakiti Bobo....Calm down!
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Follow this pattern
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Name:
School attended:
Class of:
Desired place of service:
Tenant of : (1) Left Mansion (2) Right Mansion
Chose a Security question:
Answer:
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Thank me later

Physika:

Ah dey kpo well well..
And ah dey mas... even more
Maybe my case is an exception

. . Lol.... You be Alien gaan?

elmisti:
#GRABS MIC



HELLO! CAN I HAV YOUR ATTENTIONS PLEASE?


thank you



Good day ladies and gentlemen of the press, it is no news the recent events between me and a long time friend+landlord aare2050 have generated what can be best described as an uprising. it should be known as stated in one of my press briefing that non of this events were planned by me or anyone, rather it was a test of INTEGRITY, LOYALTY AND RESPONSIBILITY AND RELIABILITY, a test which am afraid the results are far from what was expected. Before i go further, i will like to acknowledge the eforts of my darling DOLAFUNMI for been what can be best described as a spine when i lost mine, a heart wen mine couldn't beat and a friend when it was like am living in oblivion, also, to someone i can best describe as my brother, naughtylagosguy, even though u had to be off the grid for most of the time the issue was on, i really do appreciate your support weneva you come online.
This recent days have shown who we truly are, what we think of one another and mostly what we do when we dont have much choices, aare2050 is what i can best desscribe as someone who can only say things but not make things happen, with the help of his partner allsmyles who help him keep his bluff nothing but a bluff. also not leaving out the attitude of kb468 who i can best describe as double sided, as he was the first to escalate the isue of sale of the mansion only to go behind me and block every offer. as a Gunner, he let me down, i culd only imagine him wanting me to acquire the mansion so the gunner team will av a score on the blues team.
And to the rest of you PCMs who delibrately boycotted my 30% public offer, when you as for support and i refuse, the best you can call me is DEVIL, cuz yea right i am what you make of me. and to ademasta, the engineer in charge of my hotels, i am sorry to announce that the project have been rescinded from your company as i look to empower someone new and result oriented, you have way too much on your hands already and my project is stalling. ALL THAT BEEN SAID, I HEREBY OFFICIALY ANNOUNCE THAT I AND MY DATLING ARE GOING TO MOVE OUT OF THE MANSION TONIGHT AND OCCUPY THE SUITE OF MY COMPLETED HOTEL ON 899 AVENUE FOR NOW AND PRONOUNCE THE NAME AS EL-DOLA HOTEL AND SUITES, appointments shall be announced later tommorow.



YHANK YOU ALL


# WALKS MAJESTICALLY HEAD UP HIGH, HAND IN HAND WITH MY BOO, INSIDE OUR ASTON MARTINS
GRACIAS!

CC2el
babatawa
koomky
lagusta
whizqueen et al

Ah don't undastand a thing frm d gibberish up there

U don take osogbo weed again

Physika:

*in.lucky.dube.voice*
Don't tell me love make the world go round ! Can't get no love without the dollar.. Can't get no justice without the money..
Everything is... Money.. Money.. Money.. Yeah ah.. Money ! Dollar.. Dollar.. Dollar.. Yeah ah.. Dollar !

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hadassaheke:
my dear, i de fine o

okeeeeeey I believe you

yanabasee:

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Lol.... You be Alien gaan?

Anyway ah solution to remedy dis strategy abi na tragedy

mistersle3m:
Archimede's principle?

. . Perhaps!

Physika:


Anyway ah solution to remedy dis strategy abi na tragedy

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Uhmmm... Get ya mind fixed on somfin else...
Masturbation... To ma understanding is just a fantasy of what we desire to have that we don't have the privilege to... For instance... If your sexual fantasies allied on busty girls or over hippy girls or all other sexual fantasies u might be fantasizing and u don't have them around...you'll definitely resort to getting porn videos of a typical girl jst to jerk off...
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Had a very bad experience about masturbation and ever since then.... I haven't tried that shit no more... Don't ask me about it... Ya gonna laugh tha living outaf me!

Some people are actually afraid of being too happy because they think something tragic is going to happen soon. This is known as Cherophobia

According to a survey, men can listen to a male friend for ages, but he can only listen to his girlfriend or spouse for six minutes.

PSYCHOLOGY SAYS - Over thinking is just a painful reminder that you care entirely too much, even when you shouldn't.

The visible flash that you see when lightning strikes is actually from the ground up to the clouds, not from the clouds down to the ground.

Good relationships don't just happen. They take time, patience and two people getting through all the hard times together.

Infatuation is when you find somebody who is absolutely perfect. Love is when you realize that they aren't and it doesn’t matter.

yanabasee:

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Uhmmm... Get ya mind fixed on somfin else...
Masturbation... To ma understanding is just a fantasy of what we desire to have that we don't have the privilege to... For instance... If your sexual fantasies allied on busty girls or over hippy girls or all other sexual fantasies u might be fantasizing and u don't have them around...you'll definitely resort to getting porn videos of a typical girl jst to jerk off...
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Had a very bad experience about masturbation and ever since then.... I haven't tried that shit no more... Don't ask me about it... Ya gonna laugh tha living outaf me!

Mine is a little different though..
Am in a long distant relationship.. So i resort to jerking off to the thought of my gf .. Is it bad

After which i take some pot or drink

Share your experience now.. Some people on here can pick one or two lessons from it

American school buses are yellow because humans see yellow faster than any other color, which is important for avoiding accidents.
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Same reason every naija babes wants to bleach so they'll be easily given attention in a crowd of hundreds !!!!!!!

yanabasee:
Male non-smokers masturbate more than male smokers. Female non-smokers masturbate less than female smokers.

so you mean dat undergraduate dat ended up being cucumbated by d cucumber she was using during cucumbation is a also a smoker? Chai!

yanabasee:
Some people are actually afraid of being too happy because they think something tragic is going to happen soon. This is known as Cherophobia

Hehehehehe...
Iffa hear am.. Which kine yeye fear b dat
Hian

yanabasee:
Infatuation is when you find somebody who is absolutely perfect. Love is when you realize that they aren't and it doesn’t matter.

Lemme not spoil ur show, but brah! If u no get babe wey u dey try to impress for this thread, no dey post dose unrealistic fact oooo, cuz its pure plagiarism, #in fela voice# waaaaahhhhhalllllaaa u dey find!

yanabasee:
According to a survey, men can listen to a male friend for ages, but he can only listen to his girlfriend or spouse for six minutes.

Hehehehehe...

Funny as shii

Physika:


Ah don't undastand a thing frm d gibberish up there

U don take osogbo weed again

Sorry bro, its not a song lyrics...........



Nha, avnt taken my weed today, PMB is talkning about agriculture so am thinking of commercializing them....I only had a bottle of vintage alomo (1876)

yanabasee:
The visible flash that you see when lightning strikes is actually from the ground up to the clouds, not from the clouds down to the ground.

I don't get it

Explain abeg

Physika:


Mine is a little different though..
Am in a long distant relationship.. So i resort to jerking off to the thought of my gf .. Is it bad

After which i take some pot or drink

Share your experience now.. Some people on here can pick one or two lessons from it

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Its very addictive bro.... You should abstain.... You wouldn't know when the sight of ur gf won't matter anymore... When u're on her...all that u'll imagine is the girl on the tubes u've been watching....
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Lol......naahhh.... Dnt even go there... My baby mama's been asking me to relay it.... I can't man! It's very shameful... There is nothing to learn on... Anyone who's addicted should just abstain... Selfserving's one thing that can damage ya relationship or even ur marriage bro... My guy who's marriage is barely a year... We graduated same year 2013.... Is at the edge of scrambling coz of this same act...

yanabasee:
American school buses are yellow because humans see yellow faster than any other color, which is important for avoiding accidents.
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Same reason every naija babes wants to bleach so they'll be easily given attention in a crowd of hundreds !!!!!!!

Foxxy baba.. U bad gaan

Kbs468:
so you mean dat undergraduate dat ended up being cucumbated by d cucumber she was using during cucumbation is a also a smoker? Chai!

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Buahahahahaha ..... You wouldn't know bro.... Girls with their secrecy!

elmisti:

Lemme not spoil ur show, but brah! If u no get babe wey u dey try to impress for this thread, no dey post dose unrealistic fact oooo, cuz its pure plagiarism, #in fela voice# waaaaahhhhhalllllaaa u dey find!

Wetin b ya own na
Park well abeg
Bad bele

Physika:


Hehehehehe...
Iffa hear am.. Which kine yeye fear b dat
Hian

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Buahahahahaha..... You dan shop winch ni.... We've all got one thing we're always afraid of....

elmisti:

Lemme not spoil ur show, but brah! If u no get babe wey u dey try to impress for this thread, no dey post dose unrealistic fact oooo, cuz its pure plagiarism, #in fela voice# waaaaahhhhhalllllaaa u dey find!

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impress gaan?.... Lol... I'm a very responsible dude.... I've got a son and a baby mama.... And I don't impress people.... I don't act to impress... It doesn't pay my child's school fees... Bro! I don't post unrealistic facts.... About infatuation... U can check d meaning up in a dictionary! It will define the fact properly!

elmisti:

Sorry bro, its not a song lyrics...........



Nha, avnt taken my weed today, PMB is talkning about agriculture so am thinking of commercializing them....I only had a bottle of vintage alomo (1876)

Mehn.. I read about the speech too. Way to go for our beloved country.
Atleast such policy will decongest the oil/energy sector, hence afford persons like myself the opportunity to build a worthy/lucrative carreer.

Btw, did u say vintage alomo 1876
Abeg pass am to me
There is share in drinking

Physika:


I don't get it

Explain abeg

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As in.... Astrology says.... Lightening strikes from the upper region of a spherical cosmo to the upper cosmo...

DTOBS:

You re submitting admission letter?

Yeah. We were told to submit photocopy of our Jamb admission letter last year. I learnt it was to help those without Jamb admission letter process theirs.