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Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 11:07pm On Aug 07, 2015
Physika:


Mehn.. I read about the speech too. Way to go for our beloved country.
Atleast such policy will decongest the oil/energy sector, hence afford persons like myself the opportunity to build a worthy/lucrative carreer.

Btw, did u say vintage alomo 1876 shocked
Abeg pass am to me cheesy
There is share in drinking grin
#hands him the bottle#
WTF! Is that a Goaalllll??, guy, how many bottle can make u get inspiration to perform tonight?
Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by yanabasee(m): 11:07pm On Aug 07, 2015
Physika:

Foxxy baba.. U bad gaan cheesy
. . A.k.a I no bad pass you! grin
Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by Physika(f): 11:08pm On Aug 07, 2015
yanabasee:

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Its very addictive bro.... You should abstain.... You wouldn't know when the sight of ur gf won't matter anymore... When u're on her...all that u'll imagine is the girl on the tubes u've been watching....
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Lol......naahhh.... Dnt even go there... My baby mama's been asking me to relay it.... grin I can't man! It's very shameful... There is nothing to learn on... Anyone who's addicted should just abstain... Selfserving's one thing that can damage ya relationship or even ur marriage bro... My guy who's marriage is barely a year... We graduated same year 2013.... Is at the edge of scrambling coz of this same act...

I will try if I can adjust a bit.

Una dey hear am so. Yes, am talking to you that have this particular shii on u tongue

We are discussing it cos of u.. We know u can't share cos of d shyness/shame. So learn nd try to tackle it.

Abt d presence of my gal not counting.. I av nt paid attention to that.. Will do some self check wen nxt she coms around grin

I dey gbadun dis discuss cool
Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by naughtylagosguy(m): 11:09pm On Aug 07, 2015
elmisti:
#GRABS MIC



HELLO! CAN I HAV YOUR ATTENTIONS PLEASE?


thank you



Good day ladies and gentlemen of the press, it is no news the recent events between me and a long time friend+landlord aare2050 have generated what can be best described as an uprising. it should be known as stated in one of my press briefings that non of this events were planned by me or anyone, rather it was a test of INTEGRITY, LOYALTY, RESPONSIBILITY AND RELIABILITY, a test which am afraid the results are far from what was expected. Before i go further, i will like to acknowledge the efforts of my darling DOLAFUNMI for been what can be best described as a spine when i lost mine, a heart wen mine couldn't beat and a friend when it was like am living in oblivion, also, to someone i can best describe as my brother, naughtylagosguy, even though u had to be off the grid for most of the time the issue was on, i really do appreciate your support weneva you come online.
This recent days have shown who we truly are, what we think of one another and mostly what we do when we dont have much choices, aare2050 is what i can best desscribe as someone who can only say things but not make things happen, with the help of his partner allsmyles who help him keep his bluff nothing but a bluff. also not leaving out the attitude of kb468 who i can best describe as double sided, as he was the first to escalate the isue of sale of the mansion only to go behind me and block every offer. as a Gunner, he let me down, i culd only imagine him wanting me to acquire the mansion so the gunner team will av a score on the blues team.
And to the rest of you PCMs who delibrately boycotted my 30% public offer, when you ask for support and i refuse, the best you can call me is DEVIL, cuz yea right i am what you make of me. and to ademasta, the engineer in charge of my hotels, i am sorry to announce that the project have been rescinded from your company as i look to empower someone new and result oriented, you have way too much on your hands already and my project is stalling. ALL THAT BEEN SAID, I HEREBY OFFICIALY ANNOUNCE THAT I AND MY DATLING ARE GOING TO MOVE OUT OF THE MANSION TONIGHT AND OCCUPY THE SUITE OF MY COMPLETED HOTEL ON 899 AVENUE FOR NOW AND PRONOUNCE THE NAME AS EL-DOLA HOTEL AND SUITES, appointments shall be announced later tommorow.



YHANK YOU ALL


# WALKS MAJESTICALLY HEAD UP HIGH, HAND IN HAND WITH MY BOO, INSIDE OUR ASTON MARTINS
GRACIAS!

CC2el
babatawa
koomky
Chimaji
lagusta
whizqueen et al

I always got your back man.
Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by yanabasee(m): 11:10pm On Aug 07, 2015
When you become really close to someone, you can hear their voice in your head when you read their texts.
Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 11:10pm On Aug 07, 2015
yanabasee:

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grin impress gaan?.... Lol... I'm a very responsible dude.... I've got a son and a baby mama.... And I don't impress people.... I don't act to impress... It doesn't pay my child's school fees... Bro! I don't post unrealistic facts.... About infatuation... U can check d meaning up in a dictionary! It will define the fact properly! grin
Ontop wetin na, shebi na jhoke I jhust dey jhoke na! Ok make I giv u my own fact....

Once yanabasee press P on any issue, there is skeleton in his cupboard
Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 11:12pm On Aug 07, 2015
naughtylagosguy:


I always got your back man.
Thank you bro, we have to get EL DOLA running, will need to do some staffing tomorrow, I think koomky wil be able to handle my account
Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by Physika(f): 11:12pm On Aug 07, 2015
yanabasee:

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As in.... Astrology says.... Lightening strikes from the upper region of a spherical cosmo to the upper cosmo...


With all these phoney.. U confuse me the more angry
Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by yanabasee(m): 11:14pm On Aug 07, 2015
Physika:


I will try if I can adjust a bit.

Una dey hear am so. Yes, am talking to you that have this particular shii on u tongue

We are discussing it cos of u.. We know u can't share cos of d shyness/shame. So learn nd try to tackle it.

Abt d presence of my gal not counting.. I av nt paid attention to that.. Will do some self check wen nxt she coms around grin

I dey gbadun dis discuss cool
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Yea.... cool though..... I usually dnt have dis kinda discussion....coz out here.... I'm so effing mean! grin
Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by Physika(f): 11:15pm On Aug 07, 2015
elmisti:

#hands him the bottle#
WTF! Is that a Goaalllll??, guy, how many bottle can make u get inspiration to perform tonight?
*takes.a.sip*
Woooosh! !!
This shiii is dope man cool

Eleven and half bottle go do for better inspiration cheesy
Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by Kbs468(m): 11:17pm On Aug 07, 2015
Aare2050 pls make known ur pronouncement dis saturday 4 d sake of dolafunmi who has been missing elmisti who unfortunately is under d influence of 'wet weed' again goin by his resolution 2 go stay in dia uncompleted and abandoned EL-DOLA hotels and suite in d bushy no 899, adultnappers zone
Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by yanabasee(m): 11:18pm On Aug 07, 2015
Physika:



With all these phoney.. U confuse me the more angry
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The earth level as in the sea level.. Where the cloud begins....Is the lower cosmo region.... Is where the lightening strikes... It will travel up..
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To the heaven.... Which is the upper cosmo level...
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The lightening.... Strikes from the lower to the upper region... Astrology says... That lightening doesn't strike from heaven down to the earth... That it strikes from down to up... Oboy! If e no clear you.... Just forget it iyeh? grin
Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by hadassaheke(f): 11:19pm On Aug 07, 2015
Physika:


Foxxy baba.. U bad gaan cheesy
did u just call him Foxxy as in foxxynix? what happened to his former moniker? damn, av missed a whole lot, some1 should please summarise!!!!!!
Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by naughtylagosguy(m): 11:19pm On Aug 07, 2015
elmisti:

Thank you bro, we have to get EL DOLA running, will need to do some staffing tomorrow, I think koomky wil be able to handle my account

I can handle HR to screen and interview new employees.
Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 11:20pm On Aug 07, 2015
Physika:

*takes.a.sip*
Woooosh! !!
This shiii is dope man cool

Eleven and half bottle go do for better inspiration cheesy
Good man, cuz u might haave to do a show for me tonyt at my new hotel......please rehearse that my favryt song well
Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by yanabasee(m): 11:22pm On Aug 07, 2015
elmisti:

Ontop wetin na, shebi na jhoke I jhust dey jhoke na! Ok make I giv u my own fact....

Once yanabasee press P on any issue, there is skeleton in his cupboard
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Gbam! grin
Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by Kbs468(m): 11:25pm On Aug 07, 2015
yanabasee:
When you become really close to someone, you can hear their voice in your head when you read their texts.
seriously you've just described I and Zeeenas here
Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by yanabasee(m): 11:27pm On Aug 07, 2015
Kbs468:
seriously you've just described I and Zeeenas here
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Yo bro.... Am happy for you grin !!!!
Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 11:27pm On Aug 07, 2015
naughtylagosguy:

I can handle HR to screen and interview new employees.
Tanx man, when koomky reports, we shall set tinz rolling
Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by yanabasee(m): 11:29pm On Aug 07, 2015
A high GPA looks good on paper, but networking and building friendships is what gets you a job.
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Proud to be a B-15 PCMs e-fam! grin

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Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 11:29pm On Aug 07, 2015
Kbs468:
Aare2050 pls make known ur pronouncement dis saturday 4 d sake of dolafunmi who has been missing elmisti who unfortunately is under d influence of 'wet weed' again goin by his resolution 2 go stay in dia uncompleted and abandoned EL-DOLA hotels and suite in d bushy no 899, adultnappers zone
Seems to me my friend, u have failed to ask yourself what I did with my $7 mil.....#wink
Well positions ar open, and I keep biznes biznes....do u have any skill I might use?
Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by yanabasee(m): 11:29pm On Aug 07, 2015
When someone sees you at your worst and still thinks you look your best, we suggest, that's someone worth keeping.
Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by naughtylagosguy(m): 11:30pm On Aug 07, 2015
elmisti:

Tanx man, when koomky reports, we shall set tinz rolling

Okay.
Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by Physika(f): 11:31pm On Aug 07, 2015
hadassaheke:

did u just call him Foxxy as in foxxynix? what happened to his former moniker? damn, av missed a whole lot, some1 should please summarise!!!!!!

Yea bae.. Yanabasee is our foxxynik.. His former moniker was kidnapd by hackers grin ..lools

I don't think you missed much though.. Cos we d happening guys av nt bin turnin up on this thread fr somtym nw sad

Reason due to d actions of som yeye guyz who think on here is a place where they can display how lenghty their manliness is angry angry


Forgiv my manners jawe.. How av u been?
Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by yanabasee(m): 11:32pm On Aug 07, 2015
A woman donated a kidney to her boss, who then fired her when she took too long recover from the operation...
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Bad gaan grin grin!!!!
Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by Physika(f): 11:33pm On Aug 07, 2015
yanabasee:
A high GPA looks good on paper, but networking and building friendships is what gets you a job.
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Proud to be a B-15 PCMs e-fam! grin

Hahahahahahaha..

You are really mean grin

Nice one cheesy
Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by yanabasee(m): 11:34pm On Aug 07, 2015
Physika:


Yea bae.. Yanabasee is our foxxynik.. His former moniker was kidnapd by hackers grin ..lools

I don't think you missed much though.. Cos we d happening guys av nt bin turnin up on this thread fr somtym nw sad

Reason due to d actions of som yeye guyz who think on here is a place where they can display how lenghty their manliness is angry angry


Forgiv my manners jawe.. How av u been?
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grin
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Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by yanabasee(m): 11:37pm On Aug 07, 2015
Physika:


Hahahahahahaha..

You are really mean grin

Nice one cheesy
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Ahhhhh.... To be a man... You've gotta be mean... If naht.... U'll fall below standards! grin and Dude, ion wana lose value... grin
Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by Physika(f): 11:38pm On Aug 07, 2015
yanabasee:
A woman donated a kidney to her boss, who then fired her when she took too long recover from the operation...
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Bad gaan grin grin!!!!

Hehehe.. Badt gidi gan..

The boss seperated his emotion from his work grin
Therefore, he did what was best for the business grin

I noticed that offten, employees get emotionally attached to their employers angry
The boss in turn don't regard such attachments, but the inputs of the employees. angry grin

#BadMove
Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by yanabasee(m): 11:39pm On Aug 07, 2015
A study suggests alcoholic students perform better in exams if they stay drunk while taking the test.
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CC
Physika
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Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by yanabasee(m): 11:44pm On Aug 07, 2015
Physika:


Hehehe.. Badt gidi gan..

The boss seperated his emotion from his work grin
Therefore, he did what was best for the business grin

I noticed that offten, employees get emotionally attached to their employers angry
The boss in turn don't regard such attachments, but the inputs of the employees. angry grin

#BadMove
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#badCheck
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People don't get the demarcation...
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My boss had given the newly transferred Secretary a welcomed smile and she mistook the smile for friendship.... Extended that to know my boss house and to relate with the wife... Trust my boss.... She got surprise when she started having queries back-to-back grin

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