Yungmilio2:

done

bro will need it to
Destinedik@yahoo.com
Thanks

Seunsherif:
mayb dey born us d same day.. So u are doin TCS nw, i think we will enjoy the course

Yea,I opt 4 TCS,my exam is on the 1st day.

Yungmilio2:

sent

boss, i can't find d attach file there could u pls resend it to k.azeez90@yahoo.com

harjiyoung:
Yea,I opt 4 TCS,my exam is on the 1st day.

good, stil unable to finish mine. I wil meet u dere, dis yr na our yr

BoiGrammz:
[Good morning brothers and sisters, I'm still looking for a word to use to express my gratitude to you guys.. But please accept this; THANK YOU VERY MUCH FOR TUE LOVE, IM GRATEFUL BROS AND SIS...

Lordseyad you should a fasted on mont Kilimanjaro to reduce the stress.
Agent I couldn't reply because my hands were still shanking bro, thanks.
Temmi001 you surprised here, a very big thank you to ya..
Khassy ... I dont know weda to send you thunder or thank you.. but I'll do something about it when i recover fully because I still cant walk around for now..
Mstiq.. I was in coma for 17hours.. They did general anaesthesia for me.. So you want my ghost to record for you?? thanks though..

And to all other mentions I can't reply.. Thanks God bless

Ohh!

Sorry bro.... Its good to know u ar getting beta...

Take care sir

Yungmilio2:
done

seen, thanks.

Ipinlaiyeoluwafemi@gmail.com

Yungmilio2:
drop ur mail

Tosinabiodun7@gmail.com. Thanks in advance.

Please help ipinlaiyeoluwafemi@gmail.com

Tushkid74:

Tosinabiodun7@gmail.com.
Thanks in advance.

Ipinlaxy:
Please help ipinlaiyeoluwafemi@gmail.com

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boombay:


walahi i think say boigrammz don die

God pass man

agent9:

Ohh!
Sorry bro.... Its good to know u ar getting beta...
Take care sir

Thanks bro..

@temmie001 I'll just do that asap... Still charging my thunders though

GOOD NEWS TO ALL ASPIRANTS USING AWAITING RESULTS. WAEC Results 2015 West Africa Examination Council, WAEC has released its May/June 2015 West African Senior School Certificate Examination (WASSCE) results, recording about 83% of student passing with five credit including maths and English.Announcing the results, Monday, at WAEC office, Yaba, the Head of National Office, WAEC, Mr. Charles Eguridu said: “A total of 1,029,425 candidates, representing 83% obtained credits in five (5) subjects and above, including English Language and Mathematics.Eguridu who disclosed that the results of 145,995 candidates, representing 10% are being withheld in connection with various types of examination malpractice said, “The cases are being investigated and the reports of the investigations will be presented in November to the Nigeria Examinations Committee (NEC).In addition,he stated the states in Nigeria according to there performance in which:KWARA state came 1st with 90% of them passing.here is the list according to there performances [kwara state with 90%,Lagos state with 84.34%,then imo state with 75.34%. Also having Oyo state,F.C.T,osun state,kano state and others accordinly]. It Was said that a Federal school in Ilorin took the head but he didn't mention the name of the school. It will be Released officially on August,Monday,10 2015 N:B!!!!!!The candidates can check their results on the WAEC official official website @ WWW.waecdirect.org.ng as soon as it is been officially declared on monday,10 2015. PLEASE TAKE NOTICE OF THIS ANNOUNCEMENT: Our results will be coming out very soon!!!was cast out from WAEC director :Mr Charles Eguridu speech yesterday morning Friday,7 august 2015 on channels TV by 7:00AM yesterday morning. Pass the in formation around,tell everyone u know who sat for the exam.

Rkarang....thanks boss....some people will only comment they want to request for PQ....thereby making the thread dull..

Yungmilio2:
all done

plssss bro.I need d past questns too..jerryspan96@gmail.com..thanks in advance

Done and dusted.....am writing on 19th....9 am....2nd batch....anyone writing on the same day should quote me...

Please the site is saying the phone number or email is invalid, any help?

Abimloaded:



Sent

Thanks sir.

I got this on my department group.. Might come in handy for applicants. Goodluck
_______________________________________________

PostUtme candidates, I think this will help you.
If you are in possession of a book which contains past
Post Ume questions, then you must have come across
some sort of Maths questions which seem too strange
and time-consuming. Do not feel disgruntled. There are
easy ways to walk your way through these. Let me give
you an example:
If today is Tuesday, what day would it be in the next 50
days?. ...... Here is the solution:
First, you need to know that if you keep adding 7 days to
that Tuesday, you will keep getting Tuesday. For example,
today is Thursday, 7 days from now would be Thursday,
14 days from now would still be Thursday, and so on. No
matter what, adding 7 days would keep giving you
Thursday. OKAY? Same goes with Tuesday and any other
day.
So, if you are given this sort of question above: "If today
is Tuesday, What day would it be in the next 50 days?".
Just divide 50 by 7 and add the remainder to Tuesday. It
would be like this:
50/7 = 7 Remainder 1.
The remainder 1 means you should count one day from
Tuesday. Hence, the answer would be a WEDNESDAY.
You see? Not that hard. There are easy ways to calculate
all these sort of questions without wasting your time. WISHING
YOU GOODLUCK!!!

Atthairu Jega from Kebbi state
You need to familiarize yourself with the name of current Jamb Registrar (Prof Dibu Ojerinde), current EFCC chairman (Ibrahim Lamorde), current CBN gov (Godwin Emefiele), current minsister for Eduation, (Ibrahim Shekarau), NAFDAC BOSS (Paul Orhi) e.t.c
FOREIGN AND CONTEMPORARY ISSUES
When US white house was attacked (Sept. 11,2001),When Ebola entered the country, Patrick sawyer entered Lagos (July 20th 2014,was announced Ebola positive five days after), first outbreak of cholera, When Chibok girls were abducted (FGGC, Chibok April 14th), dates of the last presidential election and gubernatorial one, largest country in Africa by landmass (Algeria), by population (Nigeria),no of countries we have in the world (196), no of African countries, when Mandela died.........e.t.c

HISTORY AND FACTS ABOUT UNILORIN
Even though YOU are too lazy to read about the aforementioned points and clues, please I beg you in the name of God, don't joke with this, even this part is all you can answer in the current affairs section, do it and do justice to it. Likely Questions under this includes; -when Unilorin was founded Sept. 1975 -first vice chancellor (called principal then)-prof T.N Tamuno, sadly this man died last week Saturday at age 83.***Adieu to an academician u may say** -the current VC (Prof Abdulganiyu Ambali) -the current Registrar (Mr E.O Obafemi) -the no of faculties, the school chancellor (king of Agbor kingdom) e.t.c

QUESTIONS ON NIGERIAN CONSTITUTIONS
Note the years of constitutions we ever had in this country.. e.g In 2009, A question like " Sir Richard's Constitution was introduced in Nigeria in what year A.1946 B.1950 C. 1964 D.1864. The correct Answer is A.1946
So, read up the dates of those constitutions.
QUESTION ON NIGERIA HISTORY
They includes, dates of independent, when Nigeria became a republic, when queen Elizabeth visited Nigeria, Nigerian civil war date, amalgamation, names of past presidents and years of rule (starting from Lord Luggard),who designed the Nigerian Flag, who composed the Nigerian first and second anthem.
NIGERIAN HISTORICAL "FIRST"-
First ceremonial president, first hospital in Nigeria, first secondary school, first newspaper, year of movement of Federal capital from CALABAR to Lagos and Abuja,first place where oil was discovered in Nigeria,first Nigerian prime minister.
NIGERIAN FINANCIAL SECTOR
When CBN was established, first CBN governor, current CBN governor, when Nigerians stop spending shillings and when Naira was introduced,when #10,#20,#50 polymer,#100,#200,#500,#1000 notes were introduced. When paper money became a legal tender in Nigeria, when NYSC was established. Read about this aspect very well, you cant afford not to answer at least 3 questions from this area. So smash it and make it a walk over.
NIGERIAN COAT OF ARMS AND WHAT EACH PART DEPICTS
Nigerian states-the most populous, the state's slogan e.g Lagos as centre of excellence, Oyo as the pacesetter state, kwara as state of harmony, Benue as the food basket of the nation. try to know all the 36 states including the FCT. The state capital of all states, The no of local govt. in Nigeria, no of senators and house of representative members, the current speaker and senate president.
FULL MEANING OF ACRONYMS LIKE
NAFDAC, INEC, ECOWAS, TETFUND, NFF, UNESCO, WHO, FIRS, ASUU, HI

Which of the following is the correct spelling?
Millennium
Millenium
Milennium
MileniumANS A

Which of the following is the correct spelling?
Vigillance
Vigilance
Vigillance
VigilanceANS B

Which of the following is the correct spelling?
Occassionally
Occassionally
Occasionally
OccassionalyANS C

Which of the following is the correct spelling?
Missille
Missile
Misille
MisileANS B

Which of the following is the correct spelling?
Miscellaneous
Miscelaneous
Misscellaneous
MisscelaneousANS A

Which of the following is the correct spelling?
Temperamentally
Temparamentally
Tempramentally
TemmprementallyANS A

Which of the following is the correct spelling?
Intelligential
Intelligenticial
Inteligential
Inteligencial ANS A

Which of the following is the correct spelling?
Incedentally
Incidentally
Incedentaly
IncidentallyANS D

Which of the following is the correct spelling?
Mischiefous
Mischevous
Mischievious
MischievousANS D

Which word is not close in meaning to REJUVENATE?
Uplift
Enervate
Energise
Strengthen ANS B

Which word is not close in meaning to DISPARAGE?
Condemn
Censure
Criticise
CritiqueANS D

Which word is not close in meaning to ELEMENTARY?
Mature
Rudimentary
Basic
SimpleANS A

Which word is not close in meaning to CROWDED?
Populated
Populace
Packed
Populous ANS B

Which word is close in meaning to FACILITATE?
Beckon
Exterminate
Expedite
DisrespectANS C

Which word is close in meaning to ARDENT?
Passionate
Temperamental
Transitory
DisconsolateANS A

Which word is close in meaning to DISCOMFIT?
Dither
Affiliate
Perplex
ReiterateANS C

Which word is close in meaning to PERPETUAL?
Imperturbable
Continuous
Vigilant
IndistinctANS B

Which word is almost opposite in meaning to OBVIOUS?
Ambiguous
Tentative
Vague
UncertainANS A

Which word is nearly opposite in meaning to CLEAR?
Dull
Turbid
Opaque
PretentiousANS B

Which word is nearly opposite in meaning to PIOUS?
Wealthy
Arrogant
Irreverent
Moral ANS C

Which word is not close in meaning to BRAVE?
Ambiguous
Comprehending
Timorous
PerceptiveANS C

Complete this sentence. Idrees was convicted ………. Armed robbery.
With
From
Of
AboutANS C

Complete this sentence. The teacher told him that he was convinced that the problem was all ……money.
Of
With
About
FromANS C

Complete this sentence, “Nobody can be happy…….. this brand of terrorism”
Of
On
From
AboutANS D

Complete the sentence: Everyone was relieved that the strike………when it did
Is ended
Was ended
Has ended
EndedANS D

Complete the sentence: By the time the rain ended many houses……….
Collapsed
Was collapsed
Had collapsed
Is collapsingANS C

In Africa the ……… of HIV AIDS is reducing.
Accident
Incidence
Incident
AccidenceANS C

The father advised “It is high time you………. for work”.
Are leaving
Have left
Left
LeaveANS C

By the time we got to the stadium, the match ………
Has started
Had started
Is started
Was startANS B

The Elder advised them to take extra care……. the robbers come back.
Perhaps
Should in case
In case
May beANS C

If he had walked faster, he……..now
Will be there
Will have been there
Would be there
Would have been thereANS D

If he had studied harder, he………
Would have failed not
Would not have failed
Would failed not
Would fail notANS B

If he………., he would not have gone.
Knew
Knows
Has known
Had knownANS D

Although I saw the girl running but I did not know……
Where she goes
Where she is going
Where she was going
Where she goneANS C

The bridge connecting the two villages was ………..by the rebels.
Blown up
Blown down
Blown off
Blown overANS A

Complete the sentence, “Dave asked Sarah………”
Whether would she marry him
Whether she would marry him
Could she marry him
To married himANS B

Complete the sentence, He does n,t have to join the queue,……..
Does n’t he?
Does he?
Does he not?
Does he not to?ANS B

Suddenly they realized that there was no other way ward ….. ..the attackers.
Out
Away
Of
OffANS D

The Vice Chancellor spoke ………about the achievement of the University in the last five years.
For great length
At great lengths
At great length
At a great lengthANS C

The boy was found guilty of theft but it was n’t the father’s fault it was…….
His
Him
Himself
His ownANS A

The Governor was very appreciative of the Club’s…….gesture.
Humanist
Humanistic
Humanitarian
HumanitarianisticalANS C

If I had not gone to the hall, I would not have……..the announcement.
Hears
Hear
Heard
HearingANS C

After the test, Tope looked…………
Unhappy
Unhappily
Angrily
UnangrilyANS A

Ilorin is just ……….from Offa.
An hour driving
An hour drive
An hour’s drive
An hour’s drivingANS B

If he had known, he ………..away.
Will be gone
Will go
Would have gone
Will have gone ANS C

The Governor has good intentions, but he is unable to………
Carry them on
Carry them off
Carry them along
Carry them outANS D

Since you are educated, you ………be better than the uneducated.
Is suppose
Are suppose
Is supposing
Are supposedANS D

Although the scientists have been trying for over a year now, the solution has…..them.
Allured
Eluded
Avoided
DeniedANS B

GENERAL & NEW ENGLISH
The sum total of a people’s way of life is....................
Culture
Socialization
Ethnicity
Tradition Ans A
Time and Clock
Temperature and........................
Barometer
Pressure
Speedometer
ThermometerAns D
Choose the option nearest in meaning to the word or phrase in Italics
12. The mistake brought the show to an ignominious end
a good
a satisfactory
a palatable
a disgracefulAns D
Choose the option nearest in meaning to the word or phrase in Italics
The old woman is suffering from dementia
Lucidity
Sagacity
Senility
InsanityANS C
Choose the option nearest in meaning to the word or phrase in Italics
Their new house was roofed with corrugated sheets
Corrupted
Aluminium
Iron
FoldedANS D
Choose the option nearest in meaning to the word or phrase in Italics
His problem was exacerbated by the loss of his godfather
Infuriated
aggravated
exaggerated
solvedANS B
Choose the option nearest in meaning to the word or phrase in Italics
The teacher sent the boy out of the class for his impertinence
Cheating
Timidity
Rudeness
IndifferentANS C
Choose the option nearest in meaning to the word or phrase in Italics
The fat old woman looked comical in those trousers
Shabby
Ridiculous
Strange
AwkwardANS B
Choose the word that is opposite in meaning to the word or phrase in Italics
His father served as a Mercenary in the army.
Preacher
Officer
Regular
RecruitANS C
Choose the word that is opposite in meaning to the word or phrase in Italics
19 What you are asking me to do is a herculean task
A lovely
A demanding
A strenuous
An easy ANS D

Choose the word that is opposite in meaning to the word or phrase in Italics
20 His antipathy affected the growth of his business
Hatred
Loyalty
Receptiveness
HostilityANS C


Choose the word that is opposite in meaning to the word or phrase in Italics
The warring communities were coerced into negotiating a settlement
Driven
Persuaded
Compelled
PressuredANS B
Choose the word that is opposite in meaning to the word or phrase in Italics
Both sides are very hopeful about the outcome of the peace talks, but observers are still very.................................
Realistic
Emphatic
explicit
pessimisticANS D

Choose the word that is opposite in meaning to the word or phrase in Italics
The official who disclosed the information he was supposed to................ was sacked
Allow
Protect
Cover
ConcealANS D

Choose the word that is opposite in meaning to the word or phrase in Italics
The prosecutor counsel argued his case vehemently but the defence lawyer responded................
Constantly
Feebly
Roughly
HurriedlyANS B

The following Nigeria Geo-Political Zones has six(6) states each except.........................
North West
North East
South East
South SouthANS C
26 The ______________________ of Directors of this company met last Tuesday
Group
Chief
Board
LunchANS C

27 A ________________________ of cattle of Mr. Ojo’s cassava farm last week. What a pity! (a) hard (b) horde (c) team (d) rangeANS A

This bunch of bananas belongs to my children: Ajayi and Okwonkwo. It is __________________________
(a) theirs (b) theres (c) their’s (d) theirANS A
Have you heard that? The snake has ___________________Comfort!
(a)beaten (b) bit (c) bitten (d) bittenANS C

Find how “a” is choose a word from a - d that has ‘a’ similar pronounciation of ‘a’ as in pat.
(a) hat (b) part (c) laid (d) hentANS A
31 This word is usually a page title in one of first few pages a book:
(a) forward (b) foreword (c) prologue (d) epilogueANS B
32 Which of these words have the same ‘p’ consonant pronounciation as “pound”
(a) phone (b) pan (c) Philip (d) phaseANS B
Which of these sentenses is correct?
The dog has a cut on its right leg
The dog has a cut on it’s right leg
The dog has a cut on its’ right leg
The dog has a cut on it right legANS A
Choose the word nearest in meaning
7. Juxtapose __________
(a) combine
(b) complete
(c) contrast
(d) commentANS:C
Choose the word nearest in meaning
8. Irksome __________
(a) troublesome
(b) combat
(c) cartel
(d) biocideANS:A
Choose the word nearest in meaning
9. Diagnose __________
(a) sickness
(b) avouch
(c) dilation
(d) discover ANS: D
Choose the word nearest in meaning
10. Juvenile __________
(a) youth
(b) premature
(c) unripe
(d) cageyANS: A
Choose the word nearest in meaning
11. Abduct __________
(a) argue
(b) kidnap
(c) estrange
(d) surveillance ANS: B
Choose the word nearest in meaning
12. Encourage. __________
(a) discuss
(b) exasperate
(c) support
(d) execrateANS: C
Choose the word nearest in meaning
13. Primary __________
(a) beginning
(b) main
(c) agreement
(d) kernelANS: B
Choose the word nearest in meaning
14. Unfold __________
(a) reveal
(b) demarcate
(c) expunge
(d) expediteANS: A
Choose the word nearest in meaning
15. Govern __________
(a) guard
(b) guide
(c) guile
(d) guildANS:B
Choose the word nearest in meaning
16. Merit __________
(a) beautiful
(b) auspicious
(c) crisper
(d) advantage ANS: D
Choose the word nearest in meaning
17. Shut __________
(a) close
(b) encompass
(c) encrypt
(d) enticeANS: A
Choose the word nearest in meaning
18. Wreck __________
(a) distort
(b) destroy
(c) distinct
(d) discreteANS: B
Choose the word nearest in meaning
19. Linear __________
(a) listed
(b) leisure
(c) stalk
(d) straight ANS: D
Choose the word nearest in meaning
20. Clue __________
(a) idea
(b) inlet
(c) infring

Yinkah15:
Please the site is saying the phone number or email is invalid, any help?

Does anyone have an idea of a way out?

Pls wat should I do,wen I wanted to print out my registration slip,it wrote "registration yet to be completed"since yesterday

Urgent reply guys, am going for economics in unilorin; diz is my Q... 1. I av 2 olevel result of which one is wassce and d oda gce, I made my wassce wit d exception of maths where I had d7, my gce was superb bt biology wasn't included wen registering and I wasn't present on d day of literature in english, can I go ahead to use my 1sitting gce result which xcludes biology and lit in eng or I shud combine both wassce( where I had c6 in biology and d7 in lit in eng)and gce result wit d above deficiency?? Plz I nid urgent reply.... Coz I heard doz who tender 1 sitting will b treated preferentially than doz wit 2 sitting...
My UTME: 262
Constructive ideas plzzzzzz....

JungleboyT:
Urgent reply guys, am going for economics in unilorin; diz is my Q... 1. I av 2 olevel result of which one is wassce and d oda gce, I made my wassce wit d exception of maths where I had d7, my gce was superb bt biology wasn't included wen registering and I wasn't present on d day of literature in english, can I go ahead to use my 1sitting gce result which xcludes biology and lit in eng or I shud combine both wassce( where I had c6 in biology and d7 in lit in eng)and gce result wit d above deficiency?? Plz I nid urgent reply.... Coz I heard doz who tender 1 sitting will b treated preferentially than doz wit 2 sitting...
My UTME: 262
Constructive ideas plzzzzzz....

use the 2 of them

Temmi001:
sorry It's coming late. I had a busy week.
The specializations for M.Sc. mathematics are but not limited to: Optimization, Fluid Mechanics, Analytical Dynamics, Modelling, Functional Analysis Algebra, Complex analysis, Numerical Analysis, Algebra

Damn! Temmi!!!
You are incredible!!
Thanks!!!
Take a glass!!!!

Yinkah15:

Does anyone have an idea of a way out?

did you fill an email for guardian and next of kin?

Please guys I choosed medicine in unilorin but I got 221 and now I wanna change to microbiology but am not seeing it in the change of course side for post utme 2015 wah do I do

[quote author=Donabydeco post=36750666]

Damn! Temmi!!!
You are incredible!!
Thanks!!!
Take a glass!!!! [/quote ] I hope this isn't some conscious adulations sire.

boombay is coming to unilorin...y'all should f*cling get ready!

ThankGod 4 your life YoungChop.. wishing fellow aspirants d best, dnt forget d GOD factor.. to our Bosses n Bossettes, u knw we can nvr get enough tips nd advice.. Pls let em roll in. #TeamBBF come October we pray.

[quote author=Temmi001 post=36751947][/quote]
Not at all..

sojikrown:
Please guys I choosed medicine in unilorin but I got 221 and now I wanna change to microbiology but am not seeing it in the change of course side for post utme 2015 wah do I do

Means you applied late,Choose another you see there.

boombay:
boombay is coming to unilorin...y'all should f*cling get ready!

Soooo.....?

Please guys if I get admitted into unilorin for chemistry, is it possible to change course to biochemistry?